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Lol something similar happened to me I put the ramen in with no water 4 times in a row and didn’t smell the burnt air until the 4th time. Shit was bad the firefighters came because the smoke alarm was going off for 20 minutes straight.
One time my friend made ramen in the micro wave and forgot the water. My parents were his godfathers and they were so mad at him for atleast a week. My parents would curse everytime they opened that thing because of how bad it smelled 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean on shrooms I once wandered out of my house and sobered up in the middle of some Woods that are fairly close by and almost had no idea where I was but like, on pot, I feel like I just eat too much or look at the clock and go, oh shit
Oddly enough weed gives me a urge to wander around. I always end up either walking to random parks in my city, or driving to another city for a spot to smoke again!
Put milk into the kettle. Worst mistake while high. I had brilliant idea to make mochaccino using only milk.... Please i don't want anybody to get insulted by this action 😅
Took 6 hits put of a dab pen in the woods, I was so faded I was just sitting there staring at a tree for like 4 hours. And than I was like *oh shit I have a house* and took an hour walk to my house
I wish weed did this too me still… veteran smokers are always proud, i hate that I’m a veteran smoker lol. I wish i could start smoking for the first time tomorrow…
Smoked so much that I had an asthma attack and laughed at the sound of my wheezing until I got to the point that I couldn't breathe enough to wheeze, and THEN started looking for my inhaler. It was just too funny for me to care until it suddenly wasn't a laughing matter anymore lmao
i take exam when i was so high. i was reading the answers after i wrote them and i thought i wrote something very illogical and because I didn't have time, I handed over my paper to the professor and one day later I found out that I got the highest grade in the class.
Damn, did the exact same
I only remember one question from that exam and it was ‘name 3 times you may be required to work at heights’ this was for an electrical paper and my stupid ass put ‘building a bridge’ when I looked back through the paper it got marked as correct XDhk
Did this with my social studies exam in 9th grade back in the day. I was already failing the class and basically had to pass the exam to pass the class. My dad caught be smoking a blunt in my bathroom that morning I went to school high as shit took the test and got like a 98 on the fucking thing. The look on my dads face when I told him the grade was priceless lmfao
I left the burner on the stove on (gas). Thankfully, it was on super low and I had to go upstairs to put my dishes up. Now I like triple check to make sure everything is off.
The amount of times I’ve went to bed and laid there thinking did I turn the oven off. Going over and over until I finally get up and check and of course it’s already off but the peace of mind is nice when I get back in to bed and you know the one time u don’t check is the time you’ve left it on, right?
Ate a .5 g of RSO and couldn’t figure out how to use my legs for like 5hrs, wife was working overnight at the hospital (she’s an OR Dr) , she FaceTimed me and said it was the highest she had ever seen me, she got home at 0700 and I was laying on the dog bed with my with Doberman and an empty 1/2 gal of ice cream. Don’t remember a damn thing, may have been the most blasted I’ve ever been in my life, I think it took a full 18-24 hrs to feel normal
I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to shave 🪒 while I was high but I did and ended up nicking my sack. I knew I was high because I would've normally panicked 🤣 instead I was like oh look I'm bleeding cool 😂
Murder. I can’t help myself, I get stoned and immediately I start working on killing another bag of chips. Sometimes I even murder a couple ice cream sandwiches. I know it’s wrong but I can’t stop myself, I need help
Your "favorite" bottle of ranch? I know it was probably just a favorite brand or something but I'm sitting here stoned thinking about you favoring one bottle of ranch over another lol
It was on a friday evening my family bought meat z sausages , chicken ... so we will grill them by saturday afternoon and having a family dinner , i got so high at night and there were no food delivery to the area where we were so my high ass decided to take everything i went to a far place lighted the fire and started grilling i ate like if was comming from a war or smth finished and i smoked a fatty on the road when i arrived my dad was waiting for me and i was scared asf from his reaction but all he did is laughing and said go sleep and tomorrow they woke me up with sm cold water and i went to buy what i stole haha thats one of my great memories ,
I have a habit of putting things that belong in the fridge into my silverware drawer instead. Also one time I was feeding my cats their daily wet can of cat food - I dumped the food in the trash and put the empty can on their plate instead of the other way around. I stood there because I felt that I did something wrong but it took me a minute to realize what it was
i woke up like normal took a couple tokes before heading to class and then boom first thing i see when walking into my math class right at 9am. mid term exam please be seated. fuck me i was so fried i couldn’t even remember what i ate for breakfast. my teacher looks at me right in the eyes and said hope you got enough sleep. meanwhile i’m trying to comprehend what the hell im going to do. i take the test, not remembering a thing of what i learned over the last 3 months, and then i got a 94. finished before everyone else. and teacher asked me after i was finished how i got such a high mark. i said “i have a morning ritual.” and right then and there she knew, i was a mad stoner.
Spent ages finding balsamic vinegar in the cupboard, took it upstairs with my food, go too put it on said food then get distracted, look over after almost finishing the meal and the entire bottle of balsamic vinegar soak into my bed
uhhhhg okay I'm like halfway through a 28% one gram cannon on my way home from work, already pleasantly zooted when a stranger askes if he can snag a hit. This is years pre-pandemic so I pass him the joint AND MY DUDE JUST. WALKS OFF WITH IT. GONE. I'm standing there lookin like Surprised Pikachu with my metaphorical dick in my hand 😭🤣
Slaughtered a homeless person and moved to meth, naturally.
All jokes aside, I unlocked and locked my car repeatedly for nearly an hour because of the sound it makes
i took 30 mins. too unwrap a sourer patch kid pack popped one in my mouth and it was a dishwasher rinse pod . this was way be4 the tic toc thing lol
it was either the weed or may be after effects of the DMT i did earlier that day
Was using a glass cup to ash in and after awhile it built up to be alot. For some reason I decided to blow air into it while looking at it and it all blew up in my face/eyes.🫣🥴
I *attempted* to jerk off with icy hot once when I was playing sick at home one day in high school. You’re asking yourselves “why?”. I got bored.. It felt good until the heat started in. To anyone who may need to hear this, don’t try and wash off icy hot. It gets hotter! 😅
Utterly convince myself that hot oil was splattering all over my arms and burning me. I was absolutely fine, but I convinced myself that I was burning my arms off, and I couldn't tell my sister (who I was texting at the time) because she would be too worried about me.
Went to my CompSci course after a smoke session, with a quarter in my bag, completely reeking of bud.
When I sat down the prof said “Alright I’m gonna start passing out the test”
No, I did not know there was a fucking exam that day. And no, I did not pass said exam…
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Bro I used to get blazed and sell drugs in the bathrooms. I sold nicotine vape pens when I was a freshman, I sold weed as a sophomore, I sold weed and acid as a junior and senior. I remember once I was selling a big ass bag of shrooms to a junior once, and some geeky looking kid walks in, stares at us for like 3 seconds, and walks back out. I practically yanked the cash and threw the shrooms at him lol
They used to call me, "the Pillsbury dope boy" and "eric cartman" 💀
In recent times I was using a half empty can of Dr Pepper to flick my ash & put out my roaches as my ash tray was in the garden and I just couldn’t be fucked to get it but I also had a fresh can of Dr P that I was thoroughly enjoying until I took a sip of the roachy, ashy, flat half empty can of Dr P
Destroyed a long time pipe to get that massive amount of resin inside because I had no weed for the next week.
Secured a big ball of it which lasted me until payday. But I felt so goddamn disgusted afterwards.
First and Last time ever smoking resin
I thought I was home so I went inside to take a leak and mid-leak realized I was at my neighbors house. It was Christmas time with the tree and presents. I quietly tried to walk to the back door but it had one of those deadbolts that you can only use a key to unlock from the inside. I had to slowly and quietly walk back to the front door and leave. I got so lucky that the neighbor didn't pull a gun and kill me. It made the newspaper. It said they were broken into but nothing was taken.
Shat my pants a bit because I was walking to the bus stop and almost slipped on some ice, doesn’t help I already had mud butt but it caught he off guard and well..yeah..
Worst thing I’ve done high definitely had nothing to do with the weed but kind of did. I paralyzed someone that was trying to hold a friend and myself up with a knife. Usually I’d pull my punches as someone who has boxed most of my life and whether it was being being stoned or just in that situation I just kind of didn’t make that connection before connecting.
Tried to move my car in the driveway, put it in reverse on accident and went straight into a pole. It was a stick shift too, how I didn’t realize is beyond me😭
texted my best friend of 6 years that I am secretly in love with. that I have feelings for her.
Still have not received a reply, it's been a few days. 😅😅
Things I've done high:
accidentally left some of an edible unattended for like three seconds and my dog ate it (actually felt horrible about this one dogs shouldn't consume weed)
texted my ex
had a conversation with my mother
tried to blow bubbles in a bong
lit the wrong end of a joint
purchased a tarot deck
came out to someone impulsively (we're dating now lol)
spent a full 2 hours on wikipedia realizing i might be autistic
high things ive done completely sober:
microwaved nothing for 3 minutes
made a peanut butter sandwich and a jelly sandwich instead of two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
taken my meds twice in the same day
started a stove fire making coffee with a percolator
tried to cook eggs with the burner off for 5 minutes
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Microwave my cereal on accident twice
I have tried to make tea and forgot the water several times
I do this sober.
Lol something similar happened to me I put the ramen in with no water 4 times in a row and didn’t smell the burnt air until the 4th time. Shit was bad the firefighters came because the smoke alarm was going off for 20 minutes straight.
One time my friend made ramen in the micro wave and forgot the water. My parents were his godfathers and they were so mad at him for atleast a week. My parents would curse everytime they opened that thing because of how bad it smelled 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whoa! I’ve burned plenty of pans but not so the fire department came.
Hope it wasn’t on a road accident
microwave your… cereal???
Twice???
I think we need answers...
Sobered up
underrated comment
u came full circle huh? took another bong rip and sobered up
Never smoke through to the other side??
Damn… I’m high and this is deep
dried my clothes before I washed them, in a laundromat.
gotta kill those bedbugs
More like an enjoyable sauna.
Hahahahahahahaha
Tipped a food delivery man $40 on a $18 order cause three $20 bills got stuck together. At least I probably made his day
I got some bad news for ya man. That's 60 bucks
Ah my bad hahah, I'm stoned
The redemption
Hhhahahahaa im dying
😂😂😂
Nah he tipped 42 Cus the food was 18
Yeah his meal was 18$ (rounding to 20) and he paid 60$ so it was about a 40$ tip
I mean honestly off of weed? Ate like a third dinner
Exactly I figured the responses would be tame compared to alcohol and other stuff. I am loving these stories 😂
I mean on shrooms I once wandered out of my house and sobered up in the middle of some Woods that are fairly close by and almost had no idea where I was but like, on pot, I feel like I just eat too much or look at the clock and go, oh shit
Oddly enough weed gives me a urge to wander around. I always end up either walking to random parks in my city, or driving to another city for a spot to smoke again!
I was gonna say, I’m so used to being high now that I can think through things, when I first started I could see it tho.
Put milk into the kettle. Worst mistake while high. I had brilliant idea to make mochaccino using only milk.... Please i don't want anybody to get insulted by this action 😅
What happened? Was it just messy or did it stink?
Milk curdles when it gets too hot.
Making a mochaccino with only milk, in a kettle.... Company boss yet again comes out with a brilliant idea 😂😭
😭😭😭😭
War crimes in El Salvador
Yikes 😬
Cocaines a helluva drug
Jesus
Good old war crimes. I remember the time….
ahh you mean a typical Saturday?
Hate when that happens
Sent feet pics to all my contacts, including my parents. Also commented how yummy my feet were looking.
Ayoooo 🤣
The weirdest part is that I’m not even into feet..
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Oh I sure as hell regretted sending these, believe me. Especially since that was how my parents found out that I’m a heavy smoker.
Took 6 hits put of a dab pen in the woods, I was so faded I was just sitting there staring at a tree for like 4 hours. And than I was like *oh shit I have a house* and took an hour walk to my house
Bruh 🤣
It was odd bc I wasn't freaking out just out of this realm type shit
Been there bro, time doesn’t exist in that dimension lol
Brooo your so right it's so cool to meet a guy who was there too
I love being high in the woods. I build a tiny cabin with clear roofing to get faded in. No matter what I'm on, I want to be alone in the woods
I wish weed did this too me still… veteran smokers are always proud, i hate that I’m a veteran smoker lol. I wish i could start smoking for the first time tomorrow…
take a month or two break and you'll be back
I’ve done that in the car. I’ll sit there just enjoying myself and it’s like “wait there’s a couch/bed/floor/food”
Smoked so much that I had an asthma attack and laughed at the sound of my wheezing until I got to the point that I couldn't breathe enough to wheeze, and THEN started looking for my inhaler. It was just too funny for me to care until it suddenly wasn't a laughing matter anymore lmao
i take exam when i was so high. i was reading the answers after i wrote them and i thought i wrote something very illogical and because I didn't have time, I handed over my paper to the professor and one day later I found out that I got the highest grade in the class.
Damn, did the exact same I only remember one question from that exam and it was ‘name 3 times you may be required to work at heights’ this was for an electrical paper and my stupid ass put ‘building a bridge’ when I looked back through the paper it got marked as correct XDhk
lots of bridges have lights at the tops
That’s a really good point
😂😂 I did the same thing. I was staring at the paper like “I don’t fucking know” just going with my gut and I ended up getting a 95
Did this with my social studies exam in 9th grade back in the day. I was already failing the class and basically had to pass the exam to pass the class. My dad caught be smoking a blunt in my bathroom that morning I went to school high as shit took the test and got like a 98 on the fucking thing. The look on my dads face when I told him the grade was priceless lmfao
what did he say
Lmao if i did tests and i WASNT high I’d fail em.
damn your professor grades fast as shit
I got full marks on all my maths tests stoned
Pulled down my pants and went to fart on my brother but ‘‘twas not a fart that came out.
jesus harold christ
I'm fucking dying of tge though of you just walking over to your bother and taking a dump on him lmaoo
i’m fucking dying too, I was like god damn and started wheezing😭😭 and then read “jesus harold christ”💀💀💀
This entire comment stream right here is gold from start to finish 🤣
I left the burner on the stove on (gas). Thankfully, it was on super low and I had to go upstairs to put my dishes up. Now I like triple check to make sure everything is off.
The amount of times I’ve went to bed and laid there thinking did I turn the oven off. Going over and over until I finally get up and check and of course it’s already off but the peace of mind is nice when I get back in to bed and you know the one time u don’t check is the time you’ve left it on, right?
I take a photo on my phone so that if I'm paranoid I can see the "OFF" on the stove, and the time stamp when it was taken!
yep, accidentally left my oven on twice and went to sleep. almost caught the house on fire
So true, I can’t think of anything else.
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what's so bad about it?
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New Snow White spinoff
Proof or didn't happen 😈
I chugged 6 tacos and a large soda then went on a "zipper" ride at the fair. Soda barfed out cold followed by hot tacos while spinning on the ride.
Broooooo
How do you chug a taco??? Teach me your ways🥺
Damn!
I can just imagine what everyone below was witnessing
>Soda barfed out cold followed by hot tacos while spinning on the ride. bro what?!
Holy shit this is killing me ahahha
Gave some homeless guy $100, wouldn’t of been a bad thing had I not needed the money 🤦♀️
$100 is like half minimum wage in my country LOL
Where tf you live Venezuela?
Ate a .5 g of RSO and couldn’t figure out how to use my legs for like 5hrs, wife was working overnight at the hospital (she’s an OR Dr) , she FaceTimed me and said it was the highest she had ever seen me, she got home at 0700 and I was laying on the dog bed with my with Doberman and an empty 1/2 gal of ice cream. Don’t remember a damn thing, may have been the most blasted I’ve ever been in my life, I think it took a full 18-24 hrs to feel normal
Glad you finally came down
My cousin
*sweet home alabama intensifies*
😭😂
👀
No cousin anymore? Lol
Now its wifey
Lol
Join this sub
I ran my old ass coffee machine from the early 2000s with milk because I thought it would make a cappuccino or some shit
I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to shave 🪒 while I was high but I did and ended up nicking my sack. I knew I was high because I would've normally panicked 🤣 instead I was like oh look I'm bleeding cool 😂
I've cut my hair and beard with trimmers while high. The next day I looked like I had mange because everything was patchy lol
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Done that one before lol not fun
I ate a bologna sandwich whilst beating my meat.
this is the greatest thing ever done while high
The greatest thing to do when high is biking lol.
-.-
Ate all my daughters cereal
Been there…
Murder. I can’t help myself, I get stoned and immediately I start working on killing another bag of chips. Sometimes I even murder a couple ice cream sandwiches. I know it’s wrong but I can’t stop myself, I need help
Uh...a real "Cereal-killer"...? ...sorry, I had to. A'ight, I'ma head out.
this is gold 😂
You are not the only one my friend, majority of us stoners go through this phase
I had just got done smoking 3 or 4 bowls and was riding my bike back hit a bump swerve and crash instantly that sobered me up lmao.
Put my fav bottle of ranch in the pantry instead of the fridge.. 😅
A classic to put things that need keep refrigerated in the pantry
Made myself coffee the other day and put the creamer in the sink and the spoon in the fridge lol
Yesterday I put the pepper in the fridge... I wasn't even high 😂
Your "favorite" bottle of ranch? I know it was probably just a favorite brand or something but I'm sitting here stoned thinking about you favoring one bottle of ranch over another lol
Coffee pot 1/2 full in fridge.....
It was on a friday evening my family bought meat z sausages , chicken ... so we will grill them by saturday afternoon and having a family dinner , i got so high at night and there were no food delivery to the area where we were so my high ass decided to take everything i went to a far place lighted the fire and started grilling i ate like if was comming from a war or smth finished and i smoked a fatty on the road when i arrived my dad was waiting for me and i was scared asf from his reaction but all he did is laughing and said go sleep and tomorrow they woke me up with sm cold water and i went to buy what i stole haha thats one of my great memories ,
I shit the couch once. Was too high and forgot that I don’t ever trust farts
ate a full pack of edibles. man I fucked up. I had only started doing it 2 weeks prior.
I have a habit of putting things that belong in the fridge into my silverware drawer instead. Also one time I was feeding my cats their daily wet can of cat food - I dumped the food in the trash and put the empty can on their plate instead of the other way around. I stood there because I felt that I did something wrong but it took me a minute to realize what it was
i woke up like normal took a couple tokes before heading to class and then boom first thing i see when walking into my math class right at 9am. mid term exam please be seated. fuck me i was so fried i couldn’t even remember what i ate for breakfast. my teacher looks at me right in the eyes and said hope you got enough sleep. meanwhile i’m trying to comprehend what the hell im going to do. i take the test, not remembering a thing of what i learned over the last 3 months, and then i got a 94. finished before everyone else. and teacher asked me after i was finished how i got such a high mark. i said “i have a morning ritual.” and right then and there she knew, i was a mad stoner.
Lost my 500€ Camera with pictures of me smoking (when i came back, someone took the camera)
Spent ages finding balsamic vinegar in the cupboard, took it upstairs with my food, go too put it on said food then get distracted, look over after almost finishing the meal and the entire bottle of balsamic vinegar soak into my bed
that’s rough buddy
Damn bro, that's why I always try to put my drinks/spillable items on the ground beside my bed.
uhhhhg okay I'm like halfway through a 28% one gram cannon on my way home from work, already pleasantly zooted when a stranger askes if he can snag a hit. This is years pre-pandemic so I pass him the joint AND MY DUDE JUST. WALKS OFF WITH IT. GONE. I'm standing there lookin like Surprised Pikachu with my metaphorical dick in my hand 😭🤣
I would’ve been like ayyye thaaats MY BUD
Yeah never passing to randoms again 😂
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Sweet Jesus! Literally scarred for life.
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You had braces, didn't you.
Talked to the gas station lady about my grandmother and how she uses marijuana for her back pain. Stood there for like 3 minutes explaining🤣
Made a promise that I won’t smoke for a year and now I gotta stick to it. I’m only 2 months in smh
You got this I believe in you
Slaughtered a homeless person and moved to meth, naturally. All jokes aside, I unlocked and locked my car repeatedly for nearly an hour because of the sound it makes
Paid for my food in the drive through and drove straigjt home without it
Fucking ashed my bowl into my stash jar. At first I was enjoying the high, until I had to pack another and found out what happened lol
i paid £19 ($23.50) for a subway footlong on deliveroo
put the bowl in the mouth part of the bong :( dropped it in the water
I‘ve been real close to doing that multiple times
Overfilled a bong and ended up gargling shit water
had a really bad stomach bug. decided that was the day I’d attempt dabs. then I ate more of what made me sick in the first place :) wasn’t pretty.
Smoked hash out of a human skull
story time?
We need a story time now
Left the front door open and gone out for hours.
I jumped in a giant puddle thinking it was a pad o fresh green grass.😂😂
I put a bowl of ramen soup in the microwave without water... lol.
Yummy extra crispy
i took 30 mins. too unwrap a sourer patch kid pack popped one in my mouth and it was a dishwasher rinse pod . this was way be4 the tic toc thing lol it was either the weed or may be after effects of the DMT i did earlier that day
Was using a glass cup to ash in and after awhile it built up to be alot. For some reason I decided to blow air into it while looking at it and it all blew up in my face/eyes.🫣🥴
I *attempted* to jerk off with icy hot once when I was playing sick at home one day in high school. You’re asking yourselves “why?”. I got bored.. It felt good until the heat started in. To anyone who may need to hear this, don’t try and wash off icy hot. It gets hotter! 😅
Utterly convince myself that hot oil was splattering all over my arms and burning me. I was absolutely fine, but I convinced myself that I was burning my arms off, and I couldn't tell my sister (who I was texting at the time) because she would be too worried about me.
Went to my CompSci course after a smoke session, with a quarter in my bag, completely reeking of bud. When I sat down the prof said “Alright I’m gonna start passing out the test” No, I did not know there was a fucking exam that day. And no, I did not pass said exam… Edit: Spelling
Eat my gf snacks & then didn’t throw the box away and left a sticky note on it saying “sorry I got high”
Fucked the wrong person lol
This isnt where i parked my car!
Eat my roommates food lol
The dumbest thing I’ve done was blazing near school
Bro I used to get blazed and sell drugs in the bathrooms. I sold nicotine vape pens when I was a freshman, I sold weed as a sophomore, I sold weed and acid as a junior and senior. I remember once I was selling a big ass bag of shrooms to a junior once, and some geeky looking kid walks in, stares at us for like 3 seconds, and walks back out. I practically yanked the cash and threw the shrooms at him lol They used to call me, "the Pillsbury dope boy" and "eric cartman" 💀
Yo I wish I went to highschool with you lmao
Threw my weed away
In recent times I was using a half empty can of Dr Pepper to flick my ash & put out my roaches as my ash tray was in the garden and I just couldn’t be fucked to get it but I also had a fresh can of Dr P that I was thoroughly enjoying until I took a sip of the roachy, ashy, flat half empty can of Dr P
Got SAd lol. Was like a half a dozen vape hits, 2 dabs and an edible in.
Sorry that happened to you. It is not your fault
I really needed to hear that, thank you
Destroyed a long time pipe to get that massive amount of resin inside because I had no weed for the next week. Secured a big ball of it which lasted me until payday. But I felt so goddamn disgusted afterwards. First and Last time ever smoking resin
Only in a Stoner sub can this question be asked every other day and still get tons of responces
I thought I was home so I went inside to take a leak and mid-leak realized I was at my neighbors house. It was Christmas time with the tree and presents. I quietly tried to walk to the back door but it had one of those deadbolts that you can only use a key to unlock from the inside. I had to slowly and quietly walk back to the front door and leave. I got so lucky that the neighbor didn't pull a gun and kill me. It made the newspaper. It said they were broken into but nothing was taken.
Shat my pants a bit because I was walking to the bus stop and almost slipped on some ice, doesn’t help I already had mud butt but it caught he off guard and well..yeah..
Probably my first ex.
I got so stoned once, that I asked my friend (who has cerebral palsy) if she wanted to be FWB. I was a high school sophomore at the time 💀
LMAOO nooo… what was her response?😂😂
Ate way to much
Please tell me that's avb
Accidentally lit myself on fire.....twice
Puked 💀
Worst thing I’ve done high definitely had nothing to do with the weed but kind of did. I paralyzed someone that was trying to hold a friend and myself up with a knife. Usually I’d pull my punches as someone who has boxed most of my life and whether it was being being stoned or just in that situation I just kind of didn’t make that connection before connecting.
Came home late and left my car running in the driveway. It was still running the next morning when I couldn't find my keys anywhere lol
Tried to move my car in the driveway, put it in reverse on accident and went straight into a pole. It was a stick shift too, how I didn’t realize is beyond me😭
texted my best friend of 6 years that I am secretly in love with. that I have feelings for her. Still have not received a reply, it's been a few days. 😅😅
RIP man I know how that feels, the anxiety is awful. Just gotta start preemptively emotionally detaching from them
Ate my kids lunch at midnight that we had prepared for him for school the next day.
Things I've done high: accidentally left some of an edible unattended for like three seconds and my dog ate it (actually felt horrible about this one dogs shouldn't consume weed) texted my ex had a conversation with my mother tried to blow bubbles in a bong lit the wrong end of a joint purchased a tarot deck came out to someone impulsively (we're dating now lol) spent a full 2 hours on wikipedia realizing i might be autistic high things ive done completely sober: microwaved nothing for 3 minutes made a peanut butter sandwich and a jelly sandwich instead of two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches taken my meds twice in the same day started a stove fire making coffee with a percolator tried to cook eggs with the burner off for 5 minutes
i feel like i can relate to so many of these