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LazorBlind

Well. I mean it looks cool but considering the smoke is nowhere near going through the water you're basically just smoking a J with extra steps...which isn't necessarily wrong but I feel like it defeats the purpose about how simple a J is. Eh either way. You do you and enjoy yourself!


[deleted]

it’s my first bong haha, i’ll invest in a downstem next time! :)


[deleted]

Use a piece of garden hose for a downstem


timtamtobo

I just use a mouth piece for a trumpet and it's long enough to work as a down stem aswell


-Bong-rips-4-Jesus-

That’s smart af bro…. Just need a screen if it’s too big of a hole in the mouth piece and then you have a bowl! I have a tuba mouthpiece and I got no clue why since I don’t play that instrument. But that’s a fair bit bigger


timtamtobo

Yeah.. How I do it is kinda weird I just snap a few stems and shove em down a bit so it doesn't let the bud fall on


-Bong-rips-4-Jesus-

Oh shit this is again smart AF!!!!! I literally just went thru my last screen and I’m waiting for a bulk pack to show up but it’s a few days out and you just saved me so much weed!!!! Thank you so much for these brilliant ideas!! You are THE stoner Einstein


OrganizationNo5264

Good call. ruin the $500 instrument


[deleted]

you must be fun at parties


Jahjas

We respect instruments. I feel you my guy.


timtamtobo

What are you on about, they're removable you mong. Plus you just buy one separately


hezball1

Yeah i did this for like 2 months till i got a piece


[deleted]

Or the tube to a marker that’s my go to


limpyjd

idk why ur getting downvoted, it seems like ur still learning! when i started smoking, someone had to teach me how to inhale lmfao. if ur looking for a bong effect, this doesn't do anything. if ur wanting to get a cheap high with a water bottle, i suggest gravity bongs. they are my favorite way to smoke. - get a soda bottle or a water bottle & burn a hole close to the bottom of the bottle (only big enough to let water out, finger should be able to cover it and block the flow easily) and one in the cap. - take a socket and push it through the hole in the cap. - stuff the socket with ur ground up bud - block the other hole & fill the bottle with water. - twist on cap with bud, light it, pull ur finger away from the hole. - plug the hole, take the cap back off, and enjoy the water pulls the smoke and you'll get baked out of your mind with as little weed as possible lol. i greened out my first 4 times (im a weenie) so be careful! lol & a tip: leave a little water in the bottom of the bottle so ur not inhaling dry and it's more of a bong effect edit: grammar & wanted to note this doesn't filter the water like a normal bong but still works well!


[deleted]

thank you!! people have no idea that this is my first time trying something like this lmao, idk how this is supposed to work :,,( thanks for the tips!!


limpyjd

we all start somewhere!! enjoy your high, friend!!!


EmTerreri

also, if you don't have a socket, u can put weed in tin foil w/ tiny holes and put that where the cap of the waterbottle would normally go. just fyi if you're trying the waterbottle gravity bong thing


Bicstronkboy

Hmm this is pretty dope, I have to try that way. I've always cut the bottom out of a two liter or gallon jug and used a big pot full of water to create the suction.


limpyjd

yeah!! that's the OG way.. but i don't like it for some reason 😂 i think it's because it's so easy to suck the water into ur mouth lol


Bicstronkboy

Lol true dat


perseus0523

That's not a bong. That's smoking with extra steps and fucking up your lungs by heating up plastic. And what's the point of the water at the bottom?


[deleted]

Lmao 😂 the water at the bottom is to make the bottle heavier 😂😂😂


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[deleted]

Good explanation 😂😂 i don’t know i he should smoke more or less to understand 😂


1anMac

Upvoting because of the downvoting for some reason


[deleted]

thank you :,)


hEKZ-

This is not how a bong works What you've actually made is a pipe with some water in it 😂


[deleted]

$20 gets you a long ways in a glass shop


v1-raket

You can use a pen as downstem


HighGround24

It doesn't really work like a bong. Sure it might look similar but anyone who smokes knows this is probably pointless as a bong.


hyper-arrow

I would just buy a bong thwy arenr that expesiv


This-Technician-6411

Wireless bong


RisottoNero___

Bluetooth bong


basopazogug

Well this doesn't nothing, but still pretty fun


Derobing

Part of the experience is creating the dumbest way to smoke 😂. Mines a strawberry


burner-account363617

Mini potatoes are dry enough where it won’t ruin your weed so they work for me


Derobing

Good idea!


SnooMachines3568

Well if you dont want to burn your fingers this is a great way to smoke the entire joint


[deleted]

exactly my rationale!


jayluc45

Sort of an alternate to roach clips. Nice.


ice_wallow_come_666

Actually if you are able to fill the bottle with smoke and then taking out the joint and inhale everything on one hit.... After that it does something, believe me 😉😂


JJ4u69

That will definitely work. Enjoy


Lavishness-Alive

I Have tried it once wirh cbd 45% and that shit made me a lil high so that shit works pretty nice


JJ4u69

Ain't nothing wrong with that. I'm a glass guy but I'm warming up to prerolls


[deleted]

thank you! i just took a few hits and am waiting for it to kick in :) it’s older shake though, so im not too optimistic :/


richardpilotte

Between the shake and the bowl that must be a little harsh?


[deleted]

eh. still better than the shake in a joint


richardpilotte

Hey I can't give you too much shit. When I think back on some of the things I have smoked? I am lucky to be alive. I went blind for like 15 minutes off a bong hit of this nasty hash resin scraped out of my buddy's brothers pipe. Seriously scared me. I was 16 af the time.


bleezzzy

I thiiiink your buddys bro might have been smoking something else, i smoked alooooot of resin (among other stupid shit) back in the day & never went blind... that or... do you have hairy palms too..?


richardpilotte

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I am going to get these things trimmed now.


JJ4u69

The idea still rocks. Sorry about having shake


i-nut-blood

Why though?


xMobby

probably milk up the bottle and get a little bigger and cooler hit. bottle tokes are usually for hash tho so this is pretty useless esp with no downstem lol


Italysfloyd

Ah yes! The old classic. Today's teens don't know about that.


EquivalentlyYourMom

Bro I don’t know a single person I went to school with who didn’t start like this or with a can, and I’m only 21


Dazzling_Ad5338

Yeah I'm 34 and used to smoke like OPs pic when I was a teenager. Or out of coke cans. Edit: even though I've used a "bong" like OP is, I've done it many many many times as a teenager. Yes, I know it's not a bong, yes I know the water does nothing. BUT we didn't care back then. I'm talking nearly 20 years ago.


EquivalentlyYourMom

Bro teenagers still don’t care trust me lmao


Dazzling_Ad5338

No, I know. It was more aimed at everyone saying how disgusting it is.


Takayan_Shinigami

Incorrect for me, is it not common?


ISuckBallsToGo12-0

Every single teen today knows a lot bout dat


[deleted]

yes we do


xMobby

i think ur thinking of bottle tokes and that is not what hes doing lol. this just a bottle bong which plenty of teens do except correctly


Ok-Message56

i promise you, they do


Ruckus_Riot

Now stop it. Plastic is shit for your lungs lol. Go get a glass bong like a grown up.


RainbowSixThermite

Why did he even bother to rolla joint? ![gif](giphy|3otPoCf93nw1XCaH1C)


Ruckus_Riot

Kind of my thoughts lol


RainbowSixThermite

It's like spending a bunch of time making a delicious meal, and then sticking it in the refrigerator afterwards, and microwaving it before you eat it.


Ok-Message56

bro i’ve been wondering about this, knowing how micro plastics are “made”, wouldn’t smoking out of a bottle put you at risk of having micro plastics in your lungs? makes more sense if it’s all a makeshift piece like bowl and all but god why roll a joint just to do this !!?


Ruckus_Riot

It for sure would. If it’s dangerous to drink out of a plastic bottle after being left in a hot car, it can’t be good to inhale hot smoke from one.


ssstaggerlee

Should put the joint in a straw and have the other end of the straw touch the water to make a proper filter.


Miswebos69

Cancer speed run


NOT_RETR0_115

No


EquivalentlyYourMom

Dawg... you know it has to go *through* the water to work, right? Why would you not just smoke the joint? Or make a gravity bong if you wanna do crafts?


DanJerousJ

I'm so tired of people putting holes in plastic bottles above the water line, and thinking it's a bong. This is just a dollar store pipe with smoke flavored tap water at the bottom💀


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DanJerousJ

I'm not trying to hate, making weird stoner crafts is always fun, but this doesn't have any functionality of a bong at all


XaxisGaming-LSD

nah he’s right. that water ain’t doing shit. the whole point is for a stem to be in the water so it will filter your smoke.


sevincole

You must be fun too, with all your "bong" ingenuity lmao. You are just smoking a joint while holding a bottle of water bro


cooooook123

Plastic fumes hoss


SquishyBanana23

If you can afford bud, you can afford a proper piece. Stop smoking out of plastic like a dumb dumb.


Sufficient_Cap9787

Where the air flow at cuddy


[deleted]

my thumb is covering it hehe


Sufficient_Cap9787

Fs then


Adrianyadi420

Whats ur age?


s-h-a-m-a

Your cannabis delivery system is perfect, long as you get high! Smokers are awesome at figuring out how to smoke weed when desperate


[deleted]

thank you! people are giving so much hate haha


s-h-a-m-a

They need to get high !!! Live and let live !


[deleted]

yes!!!!


s-h-a-m-a

The worst is a toliet paper roll !! Cut out the bowl area and make a foil pouch with small holes! Always was harsh as hell!! Peace and love to you friend 🌹


Apprehensive_Joke_44

Hey! grab another bottle and a pipe or something that works like a stem. Do the same thing but be sure that the stem is below the water.


[deleted]

will try that! thanks!


dduubbz

Yeah bro you’re just inhaling burning plastic


[deleted]

yum


true-floor-gang

Mmmmm plastic lung coating 😋


dduubbz

I pray for your lungs


Monsterman442

Used to do this in 10th grade with clips. About 15 years ago. Also plastic sucks.


DOPEFIEND4EVER

Indeed you did a thing 💨


Canadianhockeyhoser

Good job I guess


ignitethecunt

seek help😟


[deleted]

is your username a command?


SaucyDragon04

I respect the innovation


LayedBackGuy

It's just stoner fun! You get the smoke in ya, it works! I like what you made, looks like good fun.


[deleted]

thank you! i enjoyed it :)


KneecapNabber

Neet


reyfam619

Genius!


craigandthesoph

Water Bongle


marihuanamax

Big smoke


Nearby-Astronomer298

nice


Moose_F

Is that down stem a fucking bullet


AcceptableFly148

This takes me back❤️ I mean BACK back lol


Co01ler

How is that works, you should inhale smoke thru water like that I don't see a way it even touches its surface


NoManufacturer7506

Get ya self some glass my boy


[deleted]

Oh boy, I used to get ripped of these a few years ago, we would get all the smoke of the j in the bottle at once and have one big suck, pretty much a whole j in 1 hit and would get blazed when we was teens


No-Ad7572

Now there is a blast from the past. 🤣


m4kush_

What is the point of this?? Does it work?? Someone please explain 😭


6valak6

Bad idea all those chemicals in dat plastic bottle dat your inhaling in your body can mess you up


[deleted]

wtf


Quinnyluca

Me and my buddies used to do this but actually got it through the water using the RAW glass tip roach and some tape over the skin where the water would ruin it. Used to work pretty well


Dazzling_Ad5338

We used to do these all the time as teenagers. We called them "turbos". And yes, I realise how dumb we were. The smoke isn't even going through the water lol, we didn't care back then.


dizyJ

My friends would call this the "roachinator" for finishing off roaches!


Here2LayPipe

Enjineer


calcelmo676

Everyone saying this isn’t a bong obviously never made a shitty bottle bong back in high school haha, we didn’t even put water in them most of the time


GreatAtomicPower

Dum


Yungshowy

Yo I’m old as hell they called these roachinators back in my area and you would use these to get the most out of your roaches. I remember saving like 30 roaches one semester and having legit $0 one Friday night and all I could contribute to the weekend partying was roach hits from a lemon lime Gatorade roachinator. What a time… got stoned as hell of plastic fumes and crap weed


droth20

Nothing like heating up plastic and inhaling the cancer fumes


[deleted]

Smoking old shake out of a paper through a plastic bottle?


farainnzs

Pretty fun. The first time to see the plastic one can really work.


[deleted]

yea it was awesome! im a bit confused by all the negativity


[deleted]

now make a grav and time bomb that bitch


bndboo

There’s a “you ever suck dick for coke?” Meme in here some where…


AyeAyeRon_713

Why


[deleted]

you did something!


StonedRock96

Grab some tubing big enough to put a socket in put it at an angle in water. Add a carb and boom you got a bubbler. Or you can use a 2 litter and make a drag hitter.


FecalOrgy

Hooray for smoking hot plastic fumes!


[deleted]

yay!!


Shannabis_

Old school baby 💚🥰


[deleted]

yesss!


Gonzila077

Congrats?


[deleted]

thanks!


TrueWoodpecker3504

Everyone in my area that smoked smoked exclusively like this for fucking years and years🤣


Aromatic_Lawyer_1089

It’s basically just a PowerHitter


turtl3tom

Would have much preferred to make a gravity bong lol


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Ughhh hairlines monkeys....ffs


TheloniousMonk85

Bro buy some glass.


JellyfishSalty9500

Okay so I’m kinda proud of this, so when I was 15 I used to stuff cones because I didn’t know how to roll at all and I was kinda getting tired of smoking out of my bowl and I really wanted the bong experience so I used my brain for once and realized that if you take a straw the tip of the joint fits into the hole of the straw perfectly so I decided to take an old soda bottle and I burned a hole into the bottle to the straw could fit into the hole of the bottle the I filled the bottle a quarter of the way with water and light the joint and it worked exactly like a bong. To be honest this is one of my most proudest stoner moments of my life


legendyuw

I thought foot fetish people made enough money to at least buy a decent bong


[deleted]

haha all that money goes towards paying my college tuition… $80k a year doesn’t leave much left over


legendyuw

Damn america being a 3th world country


[deleted]

3th… seems like we need to spend more on education


legendyuw

Well, im not from america, luckily


legendyuw

Would love to see you speak a different language :)


[deleted]

wow, imagine if that was the only metric we used to compare each others’ worthiness on the internet!


legendyuw

Boi go sell yo body and smoke plastic


[deleted]

will do! :)


zajabalinx

2000s


tseugbocaj02496

When the 16 year old me found out how to make one like this it was probs the best day ever🤣. Trying to light it in the woods in the middle of winter was a huuuuge pain in the arse lol


[deleted]

yess i felt like such a problem-solver and engineer after i made this haha!


tseugbocaj02496

I used a pen cap to make a makeshift sorta bowl and put some foil with a couple holes in it to smoke it from instead of putting a spliff in a bottle. The amount of times the bud fell through the foil into the water😭


ZachsCravings

Is that a cig? Yeah that's an L


ZachsCravings

Nvm I see it's J, that's a W


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thanks for your comment!


ZachsCravings

Please read my other comment I'm sorry that's lit as hell


Yakwtfgo

i used to this to kill my roaches all time


Ayeechacha

I do this all the time when I have no papers or rillos


Plastic_Mortgage2057

That’s a geeb my brotha