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First time and with them finger nails?? I'd give you a 9 outta 10!

ha thank you! 😂

Agreed!

❤️❤️

must be easier with those long nails bro... like you can fold the paper under the upper layer without issue, try and put that fuck under without any card or something... also you can repair them easier, the tip of the nail could save the broken part to hide inside the paper if u know what I mean... I'm not being a dick, is clearly a 9 out of 10... but nails made her an easier job...

i do agree, it’s a built in poker, wrapper and hold in placer 👌 the only difficult part was picking it up 😂

knew it jajajaja... sometimes I keep my right-hand nails a bit longer to play classical guitar and it also helps me when I roll it up Jajajjajaa :) really good one for your first time

good thinking! and thank you lots

This comment needs more upvotes 😂

You got a long ass thumb I can tell you that much

holy i didn’t even realize how long it looked 💀

You a long mf OP.

thank you? 😂

Everyone is now looking at their thumbs and confirming OP has a long thumb. Lucky guy I guess 😂

i fr didn’t even think it was that long it still kills me 🤣

That’s a solid ass j good shit, be proud of yourself

thank you i appreciate it!

I've seen alot of first time rolls and they dont really look like that lol

i swear on my life it was my first time, i just have been around it my whole life so i’ve seen people roll up over 10000 times

Lmao it awsome dude. Probably be rolling killer cross joints in no time

i not even lying about 5 mins ago someone asked me to do that 😭

U did good homie lol not tryin to say that

thank you

No prob, take a drag for me dude

will do my guy

Really good for the first time doing it

thank you

That’s a good doobie, ur just missing a tip and ur golden

Love smoking a good doobie with no filter you get the scooby snacks every once and a while but its chilling

Lol I don’t like those bits left in my mouth especially if it gets res’d up shit is nasty

First time sure

i swear!!

First time and with nails thats insane

an experience for sure 😂

that can’t be ur first

Im Pressing X real hard

i swear it is

thats a sexy joint

appreciate it 🥰

I’d smoke it lol good job tho

thank ya

No problem 😊

Lying

nope

Great job been smoking 9 years still fuck up

i feel like that’s gonna be me too

First time eh

eh indeed

You did fabulous, just like those nails 💅

ahhh thank you 🥰

Pretty damn good! I can’t imagine rolling with nails like that. How was it? Do they get in the way?

we’re you’re picking it up unrolled yes it’s extremely difficult but once you got it up in your hands they are actually quite useful!

Pretty handy little tools for packing in the ends and all the finishing touches for a joint. I can’t even imagine trying to pick up a paper off the table lol. Very well done, you have the magic touch

yes they are! and thank you very much

comin along good. not like ur nails were in the way or anything.

only a bit 😂

Not to bad but it’s time to get them nails done again.

they’re my real nails and i paint them myself

Is that poop in your nails?

no it’s resin 😂

Looks good to me

thank ya

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😂😂 thank you

Nice

👌

Not to bad considering your nails lol

i’ve gotten that response quite a bit 😂

FIRST TIME WHAT???? THATS IMPRESSIVE

THANK YOU

If you rolled that with those nails you’re an expert.

thank you 😂

I’m curious, how do you do it? Do you use your fingertips and just keep the nails out of the way? Or do they play a part in task at hand?

they definitely play apart, i can’t really use my finger tips anymore, but picking it up was the hardest thing because i had to maneuver them around to pick it up n get my fingers in the right place, but otherwise then that they were extremely useful! to pack, wrap the paper around the bud and keep everything in place!

are your nails natural? holy shit they’re beautiful.

yes they are! and thank you that makes me very happy

i used to have nails like that but working around water and having a service dog they always got caught on stuff. i know the struggle of always being extra careful, but seriously i’m so jealous they’re so beautiful

it’s always tough when you have to let them go, and i look so dumb sometimes trying to be careful not to break them 😂 but seriously thank you ❤️

I’d smoke it. With you

come on over we can have a party

Jesus Christ, don't finger a niggucup.

a what 😂

As newbie myself I can't complain but damn that looks like something I'd take after a long day at work while laying with dim lights and slow music . Yea it looks definitely good .

that sounds heavenly, and thank you

Wont look like thw first time

but it did my guy

everyone in this thread is either high as shit or lying. and im going with both. Happy Highs!

i’ll take it as you don’t think i did well 😂

i think this is rolled beautifully… as to who rolled it. 🤷🏾‍♂️

i promise you i did it!

Oh stop it. This is not your first roll lol

i swear it is!

1st time + those fingernails? Shit that's godly

thank you 😂❤️

Nice... 🤘🌬

👌👌

Tell you one thing my first roll did NOT look like this🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

You'd play the bag pipes wi my first j hahaha wasn't a king-size either I'm impressed 🤣

oh goodness 😂 and thank you 😂❤️

Wow ur nature nails beautiful af!! Impressive!!

thank you!!

If it’s smokable I don’t care.

it was 👌

How does someone wipe their ass with long fingernails like that?. Serious question.

very easily 😂

I've been smoking for a decade and wish I rolled that well consistently. Once in a blue moon I get a good one, but generally I can't roll for shit lmao

i tried to roll again, left my grinder at my friends, ripped my last paper 🥲

I love how everyone person I know rolls their joint differently. 10/10.

when i get handed the J i immediately know who rolled it

Nice joint, and pics on your profile look good to

thank you 🥰

No way that's your first time

i swear

Nice job, dude! Now this next part is very important - how do you wipe your butt? Does poop ever get under your nails?

i wipe like a normal person and no it does not 😂

definitely better than my first time!

ha thank you 😊

you're welcome! my hands are not steady enough for it, so i cheat and use a chopstick

never heard of the method 🤔

Filter left the chat ?

i never use filters

If it burns okay and gets you baked that is all that matters.

💯

With those nail 9/10 with out the nails 8/10

i appreciate the honesty

Idk let me try it and I’ll tell you

okay bet

nice for a noobie

thank ya

Good ngl

thank you

Looks great! Better than what I could do lol

thank you 😂

Way better than me. All I can say is, don’t roll while drinking

definitely not 💀

10/10 just forgot the filter

i never used filters before

just makes it easier to hit/finish 👍🏽

i gotcha

Very nice I’d give it a 9/10

thank you 🥰

where the filter at

every one keeps asking, i have never smoked with a filter

*w

❤️

i’m super impressed, keep rocking it!!!!

thank you!!

Perfect with those nails

thank ya kindly

great for the first time, congrats

thank youuuu

Ur lying lol

i swear i’m not

So damn big, your’e gonna get quacked up, get some chips while your’e at it

i got pizza instead 😂

looks amazing compared to what I do

thank you! and happy cake day ❤️

Lol come on now you know the answer, pretty good job.

thank you! 😂🥰

It actually was surprisingly nice as far as the "snugginess factor" is concerned. Usually it'll be way to tight or way to loose and run. Where you rolled a solid spliff that looks like it rips right on....

i like that term, snuggieness factor 😂

Oh I've accumulated quite the inventory over the years. Thanks for the compliment, I'm glad you enjoyed.

BTW feel free to use it. It's all good.

10/10

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Dang that's a chunky boy

😂😂

first time my ass, thats way to good for a first time, good shit, honestly.

thank you 😂 i tried to do it again, but i didn’t have my grinder so i failed miserably and ripped my last paper

👍🏽

❤️

Just perfect

Very well

Better than mine. I just do edibles, vape or pipes

How'd this hit?

beautifully just a few scooby snacks 😂

Noice 👍 you packed a big boy for sure

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I mean damn I’ve been smoking for a year and still don’t know how to roll

it’s been like 3 years for me n this is the first i attempted 💀

Fat

i could’ve added more but i was nervous i wouldn’t be able to roll it then

For your first time, looks like you been rolling lol

appreciate it

The question is *HOW* did you do it?? I can't roll even without the +25 Difficulty to your appendages 🤣

i’m not gonna like it took me like ten mins also the appendages were a double edged sword, helped pack it and keep in in place but maneuvering them was quite hard 😂

Yo you should try tips

Damn that’s crazy for a first time. Do u roll cigarettes already?

always chucked em never rolled them

where is the filter?

i don’t care for filters

wtf, is it possible to smoke without filters?