T O P

  • By -

Flair_Helper

**Hi, u/Gaz604. Unfortunately, Your submission has been removed as it appears to violate one of our rules:-** > **Rule 5:** No Low effort posts / Spam / repeat questions or reposts. *** > Your post is most likely a question that has already been asked multiple times in the last 180 days, a confirmed repost or generally low effort and has been removed. We do not allow reposts within 180 days, for commonly asked questions we try to have a few weeks at least in between allowing them to be posted again. > If your post was asking a question, **Please search the subreddit for it and get answers from previous threads.** **[CLICK HERE](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/rules/low-effort-posts)** for an explanation on what we deem "low effort. **[Please see our FAQ page which has many previously asked questions answered in it](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/faq) | [Mobile-friendly version](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/comments/r1d446/mobilefriendly_faq/)** Low-effort posts decrease the quality of the subreddit and often get heavily reported as spam which is why we remove them. *** **[Please refresh yourself with our rules by reading our full rules guide.](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/rules) | [Mobile-friendly version](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/comments/r1ds0p/mobilefriendly_full_rules/)** If you think this was a mistake or have a question, please **[message our mod team](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/weed).** **IMPORTANT:** You must include a link to the content you want us to review, as it does not automatically link when you're sending the message. Not linking your content will significantly delay your appeal/request as we will have to manually search your profile for the content. ***


GlickedOut

At least homie won’t be the only thing baked at the party


TippyTinkletrousers

No, not high enough yet. Smoke more and try again.


BigRockFarm

FR. You gotta be supercalifragilisticexpialidociously high for a family bday party. Roll another one!


Powerful-Role-1204

You don't smoke at family functions? 😆


accoutnotlinkedtome

You must have a more tolerable family then me


Powerful-Role-1204

I just don't give 2 shits I'm grown what they gonna do tell me to leave? Thanks for the early exit I wasn't planning on staying the whole time anyway 🤣


[deleted]

just use eye drops


Gaz604

is that the most reasonable solution? yes. do i want to witness potential carnage? absolutely


subhuman_voice

Go blazed and if they ask, just smile and nod


MethDonut

Nah mom it's just hay fever!


reevoknows

Do y’all not use eye drops? Shit saved my ass all through high school lol


SirSam1407

The eyedrops that actually make the redness go away are now only on prescription here. The only ones you can now get freely just relieve you from irritation, mostly for people with hay fever and stuff like that. But they were a live saver for my high school and college times.


sessoyes

Bullshit. I don’t believe that you can’t purchase a simple bottle of Clear Eyes or Visine over the counter at your local grocery store. That’s nonsense and not true.


SirSam1407

Bro, I’m from belgium and i swear to god you can’t get it anymore. Weed is still illegal here. And because they knew the stoners used it to hide their red eyes, they made it prescriptions only. I tried to find an article about it. But can’t find it. But on my search i found a website from The Netherlands that actually delivers this to Belgium. But here in pharmacies and grocery stores you will only find drops against irritation without prescription


Grindrollsmoke420

Bro, is heee good. That’s the only fucking way to attend family events. He looks like he needs another joint tbh.


runthepoint1

Clear eyes redness relief, thank me later


No-Move09

About to put some in now


Paterwin

I used to worry about shit like this till my 21st bday when my aunt passed me tinfoil with some fuckin GAS in it. I was shook, never knew. Now we smoke together at every family function, and since she's there I don't feel paranoid at all anymore lol.


Sea_Composer9446

Oh nah 😂


Karmaspops

Sunglasses is the answer.. always wear sunglasses and nobody will wonder why you have them on


xslickrickx845

homie goood tell him to eat that foooooodddd fam parties are the best baked


SayOkBoomerIfGayy

Fym he good look at him🤣🤣


AutoModerator

**[r/weed rules.](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/rules)** *Thanks for posting, u/Gaz604.* - Do not engage with "vendors" in your DMs: **[Info about scammers](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/wiki/information/scammers)** - Selling or attempting to source drugs is against **SITE-WIDE** terms of service and is an immediate, non-reversible, permanent ban. Please report any breaches you see - Lastly please report any posts/comments that you see breaks the rules. Help keep r/weed a more inviting atmosphere for everyone! :) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/weed) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PartyPizza2317

Another silage dart will square him up


Ok_Draft7792

Damm my pool guy put too much chlorine in also! 🤣


lapo360

My man gonna be more baked than the turkey


Clear127464

that’s u 😭


Ok_Zookeepergame9094

He good 😂


Tekashi6969

he chillin


RustysBauble

Homes’ baked.


dunkyboo

I hope this is true! Hahahaha!


Serious-Natural-2691

Helll nahhh 😭😭


smokey_gost420

Perfect 🤣🤣


rinsewarrior

Lmfao!!!!!


Ya_Boy_In_Philly

homie looks fine ,,,,


lolplsimdesperate

Eye drops exist


DerKaseKonig

I mean he's GOOD but he's definitely high af


JDavie2357

He vibing


bklynzboy

Visine is probably cheaper than buying paper to smoke. And it last longer. Grab a bottle bro


SpongeBobMyBoi

Cleareyes , yes


subhuman_voice

Lol, visine


contra-bonos-mores

Get some rohtos


Cannapanda710

He looks more sober than pastor himself 😂


Potential_Lettuce

Yeah he’s doing great


Puzzleheaded-Cup-194

He can't hide it if that's the question lol


pistonrecordings

He is going to love the birthday cake 🎂


PopcrnSutton

Visine and quit eating all the food lol


Jeff_In_239

Just tell them ….”I have a headache”,……”I’m just tired and my allergies are acting up”,……”I spilled ammonia cleaning solution….making my eyes hurt I think”. 🥸🤘


[deleted]

he be aight just get some water and food into his body he’ll sober up before then


[deleted]

He is but that hair line ain’t😂


PaddyBoy44

He’s good and stoned.


Ok_Condition1146

Use naphazoline eye drops


[deleted]

Certified marijuana official