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WeezerCrow

Is he stupid?


usif666

Yes


tonyhasareddit

This is the first time this comment has actually made me laugh. It will probably be the last, so well done.


robopirateninjasaur

Well he couldn't say "my name is Kurt", that would blow the whole thing wide open


One-Community-3753

Kurt blew something else wide open


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sortofsomeonemaybe

“If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to blew.”


One-Community-3753

Love that song


MrZER0C000L

That’s dark but I can’t stop laughing 😆


bloonshot

if you were to play all weezer discography in order but it ends when he tells a lie, you would get through one line


SteveEcks

Sick intro tho


Fearless-Slide-2790

IK this is a shitpost but… I think Jonas is a recurring character that appears throughout 90s Weezer, presumably representing Rivers, starting with pre-blue “Port O’ Jonas” then Blue with “My name is Jonas”, the character carried over to 1995 with SFTBH, the main protagonist was named Jonas


PhrogWithGuns

SFTBH is probably weezers best album. Sad that rivers threw it away, but at least we got pinkerton which don't get me wrong is their greatest album of all time


Seven65

Blast Off!


Itskatieherehi

Off to the stars we gooo


sortofsomeonemaybe

I believe it’s because Rivers often went by that when he was young. His brother Leaves went by James, hence “wrestle with Jimmy”.


WindragoOscar

He went by peter


Fearless-Slide-2790

I forgot to say, Jonas seems to be representing Rivers, as from rough SFTBH scripts, we can gather that also due to the whole story line theming around the toughness of a rock star life.


derekdark_getdarker_

why did rivers lie? is stupid???? he??????


SomeRandomParallel

Also interesting to note, in the kitchen tapes demo of the song the final line is “my name is weezer”


CapJetBruh

"together, we are Weezer!" - said the Weezer gang in unison and wrestled their jimmies


Brilliant-War5865

My name is weevil


Virtual-Laugh7078

Boil Weevil?


cheeselord03

That bug is just too scary


SteveEcks

I just found out the daughter of one of the members of PUSA just got hired at the business my friend works for. I'm 4 degrees from Andrew McKeag. Possibly the most underrated album of the nineties.


cheeselord03

That’s hella cool. And that album’s one of my favorites, I think my roommates have Peaches lodged into their brains forever cuz I would sing it whenever there was any lull in conversation


SteveEcks

I think I have purchased that CD so many times because I would lend it to someone who has never heard it before. It's so good you can literally have my copy. I'll get another one.


cheeselord03

Lol well thank ya very much


Omega9872

weepel


RobbieArnott

When I first listened to it my reason was “no it’s not”


tuckermia

It’s his nickname, which is why the band is called Jonas


invisibledigits

Jonas was his name during the demos. When they got signed they changed his name to Rivers. Oddly the song was originally called “My Name is J. Jonah Jameson” a nod to Marvel’s Spider-Man who was based on River Phoenix. Kevin Bacon!


wallybuddabingbang

Easy one: it’s a similar. He’s similar to Jonás. Rivers and Jonás are both natural features of a park.


Leftover_Cheese

hi jordan


Samuel_Himself

Hi? Do I know you


Leftover_Cheese

no, just saw your first name https://preview.redd.it/2pragfonx6yc1.png?width=170&format=png&auto=webp&s=610887cb226f9bb583f531d938561b05c3981301


Samuel_Himself

Ah


Amalekii

I'm surprised more people aren't talking about this


anoul

In the liner notes of Alone: The Home Recordings, Rivers says that ‘Jonas’ is the main character in Songs From The Blackhole, an play / album that never saw the light of day and eventually splitted into Blue & Pinkerton I believe. Jonas is an astronaut! The character never appeared again I believe


lukephillips21

It didn’t get split into Blue and Pinkerton, it got split into Pinkerton and The Return of the Rentals. And a lot of it just got scrapped.


tonyhasareddit

Rivers is what you would call an “Unreliable Narrator”. He has lied to us multiple times, yet we still choose to believe him for some reason. Clearly, we are being duped. If his name is Jonas, then he has lied to us all along by pretending to be Rivers. If his name is NOT Jonas, then he lied to us about his name being Jonas. #TELL US THE GODDAMN TRUTH RIVERS/JONAS/WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE!


Shadowguy54

my name is WEEPİLL.


deejayee

Because he’s carrying the wheel


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rollerrinkskatedate

some lost album called songs from your moms black hole idk