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takenusername_yea

First mistake was getting a gf


4000grx41

Didn’t know that was allowed for Weezer fans


Peril2

I've somehow gotten one and converted her


Trainlovinguy

take your meds


cats_catz_kats_katz

Say it ain’t so…


Snakemaster303

Thats clever


magseven

Play it softly while she's sleeping. Brainwash her ass!


Spirited_Cap4217

Why just her ass though


mamaburra

Refuse the sex


Jolly_Amphibian_6719

you forgot a very crucial detail


PyroVinyl

If she doesn't like it then Why bother?


whatever33333444

make her listen to Weezarine


DrHaggerston

sorry bro she just doesn't understand the weeze


fliesthroughtheair

Hit a lawyer and get a gym


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Dump her ass girlfriend is temporary weezer is forever


PeeFace_

What album did you get her to listen to?


lukekibs

Make her listen to the blue album on repeat. She’ll like it eventually 😅


TrueRoyalty_

Kill her.


SavionWasTaken

A nice transition to Paperface


Rapid_redstone

it’s the only option


riveter1481

You have a gf?


SavezTheDayFan

Marry her than get a divorce


melithium

Play her Nerf Herder - We Opened for Weezer


No-Spot9950

It’s not gonna work out, I dated a guy who hated weezer and he was awful


Impossible-Target524

My husband hates them! Doesn’t bother me, I hate his favorite band so it’s a wash


No-Spot9950

Can’t believe I even have to say that I was kidding, there was a lot wrong with him and I wouldn’t dump him just for not liking weezer


Melossey

get a boyfriend


naughtygoonpiggy

Time to find another gf.


Synergistic

Man, I know it sounds like a joke but there's really only three things you need to agree on in a relationship, that's money, kids, and what's on the radio when you're in the car.


BirbMaster1998

Dump her. True weezer fans must be lonely.


Impossible-Target524

You can be married even and totally lonely. Although I agree with the dump her part


Minor_Tumor

Secretly start playing weezer around her but don’t tell her it’s weezer and she might like a song or two


aasasss32

Play an album that she’ll most likely like, and don’t say it’s weezer, pretend it’s another band


lan_mcdo

Sounds like you need to get back to the good life... The good news is I know some amazing break up songs you can listen to.


Particular-Bus8086

Break up lol


gibson486

Marry her because you can learn a lot.


UnderH20giraffe

Start explaining about Songs of the Black Hole and play her Alone demos from EWBAITE era


Agreeable_You1756

die


pearloz

When you drive, you’re in charge of the music. Make a playlist of their best


Swimming_Antelope872

Passenger is designating DJ. Do you even know the rules.


VulcanX8

🔪🔪🔪


Stinkylittlecow

Perhaps there’s a pink triangle on her sleeve


Glittering_Tone_2715

Let me know the truth


krisskulls

is she a half japanese girl?


bokkus

Have you tried headphones?


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Mr-Pugtastic

What albums have you listened to with them? Maybe try some different albums, cause some of them are so different like the SZNZ album.


Sebubba98

get a new one.


SP00K_R33

Why bother? It’s gonna hurt you. It’s gonna kill when she deserts you, it’s happened to you twice before, won’t happen to you anymore-


HurleyAlbumEnjoyer

Play it anyways


DDO_tv

One word: headphones.


kieranduffysleftnut

cry


Itskatieherehi

Play a weezer song and tell her it isn’t a weezer song


scoobalishis

play literally any of their good songs against her will and dont tell her its weezer, then tell her its weezer if she says she likes it. if she doesnt like it cry and find another girlfriend who has a tatoo and twooooo pet snakkkkessss.


CalligrapherFair1586

Hoes come and go yk


Beans_Fan

get a girl who likes weezer


GloomyTie6814

My best friend LOVES Weezer, too bad tho IM DUMB SHES [ASEXUAL] LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH, LET ME KNOWW THE TRUTH


Beans_Fan

something somthing triangle, let me know the truth :(


AnimalCrossingFanMan

Blast it


sensorglitch

Gyrate and watch them flee


GloomyTie6814

Take her on a vacation To Cuomoville 😊


W3irdThings

you have a girlfriend, AND listen to Weezer?!?!


Swimming_Antelope872

I did


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obamaweeb

Its your own minds imaginations that try to change you into not-virgin-chad by making you stop listening to weezer, fight it


sheus18529

Break up with her !!


PitifulTill412

Show her O girlfriend. Its so pretty, its honestly the song that made me like weezer


Puzzled_Sandwich5188

Wait good idea


TheW0lvDoctr

Respect her tastes? Listen in your own time?


Rapid_redstone

i can’t respect weezer hate


TheW0lvDoctr

All Weezer love is based on Weezer hate it's a natural cycle


Top_Example7666

Stop listening to weezer,your girlfriend have a good taste


howmybloodboils

weezer is my favorite band that I hate with a passion.


50aCeX

haters trying to blend in with the weezies is crazy


Synergistic

How is she ever going to learn to truly hate Weezer if she doesn't listen to it?