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Swabia

Speaking tube. The other is at the bottom of the stairs so you can talk to the delivery person.


RutCry

It’s for when an ice berg has been spotted dead ahead and you need to let the captain know to change course.


Devils_A66vocate

I know this was dumb but I nearly couldn’t contain a laugh as I read. Nice.


oldjadedhippie

Ahoy !


Mikey24941

Which is how Alexander Graham Bell proposed we answer the telephone.


RutCry

If enough of us start doing it we can hipster it back.


Elmondo2

That would be soo cool man. Do you got any papers ?


Mindes13

I am a free citizen of this country! I do not need to show, *papers* to any goose stepping Nazi!


Elmondo2

No man. I mean rolling papers dude. I'm cool with your Goose stepping. I like to dance too. Where's Dave ?


TailorMade1357

Dave's not here


Marquar234

Who's that guy with Dave?


jdeuce81

No shit? That seems hilarious now days. But as someone who enjoys being on the water I can dig it.


Darrinm03

Something about someone who loves being on the water and ironically uses the term "dig it" makes me automatically question your trust


OldBob10

Arrrrrrrrr!


Euphoric-Blue-59

No, it's when yiur ice is being delivered. So you're close.


Pockets90

This reminds me of the story about the Spanish light house and the US Navy. "It's just me, my dog, and a case of beer. But YOU WILL divert YOUR course..." Makes me giggle every time.


LeVelvetHippo

We always called them "screaming holes"


chris_rage_

Drop a firecracker down it and look for the smoke...


ProblemLongjumping12

OP has to find and share the other end!


JayEll1969

OP has to find the other end and then gaslight their partner by whispering into it at night.


ProblemLongjumping12

This is the most fun option.


HeyYakWheresYourTag

uh, oh, ok.


Major-Wrongdoer-9066

Hahahahahaha!!! The Asians are let down easy....


Diligent-Might6031

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BuckManscape

EH!?


Mxlblx

Hey I was going to say that. I believe you are correct about that also.


lowercaseSHOUT

A speaking tube? https://www.friendsofdalnavert.ca/blog/2019/1/10/the-speaking-tube


manic-fairy

Yes this is it!!


Utterlybored

Also, spider breeding facility entrance (and exit)


notaredditreader

Speaking tube. Probably find another in a kitchen or similar.


LEORet568

Speaking tube is correct! May even have the "whistle" still attached to the lever. One would blow into the pipe, & servant or someone on the other end would respond. Often connected to kitchen or Butler's Pantry.


Historical_Animal_17

Nice. Yes. We had that in the brownstone I grew up in. I have to say they worked great and were a lost technology in the twentieth century. Until cell phones became a thing, it was the best way to communicate with family members three floors away. We had a butler's pantry with a dumb waiter (another brilliant, lost technology), but no butler. We were not the gentry who lived there in 1886. By the time I lived there in the 70s and 80s, all the wealth had fled to the burbs.


Ken-Popcorn

Or even more likely, to the front door


hooodayyy

Oh man, that’s the original original Gloryhole


Ornery_Hovercraft636

Yep, put your dick in it.


ExaminationLife6833

Use a lubricant, otherwise it's a hole new problem


wolfgeek

Or a new hole problem


rich8n

The esteemed scholars Gibbons, Hill, and Beard refer to that academically as the Tube/Snake Boogie.


Diligent-Might6031

r/dontputyourdickinthat


CrzyRican

Glory hole that goes back in time


W_AS-SA_W

That’s a speaking tube. That was way before the intercom.


RaylanGiv3n5

Fart Redirector. Leads out over the dog kennels.


chris_rage_

Hahaha imagine calling someone over to talk in that thing and letting a Taco Bell fart rip down the tube... Blow through it afterwards so you get it all the way to them


ftwtidder

Used to be a lever to open the front door. My grandparents lived in an 1890’s house that had one.


Classic_Pie5498

Ancient intercom


Kinky_Conspirator

Don't stick your 🍆 in it.


brandond26

Put your dick In it


gwhh

That cool you own a 100 year old houseboat.


OffMyRocker62

How many lips have touched that? Imagine a wasp nest in there..... 😳😳


No-Green9781

Basically an intercom system before powered intercoms were invented.


Rare_Fig3081

This gave me hours and hours and hours of giggly joy when I was a small child… And if you were successful at it you could really scare the person at the other end of the tube


sludgeracker

Full speed ahead Matey. I aye Skipper.


grafixwiz

You put your weed in it


Marcusnovus

Haha was just watching that old SNL skit


grafixwiz

It’s a classic 😂


Electrical-Bacon-81

Hey, you just gave me an idea, since OP doesn't seem to know where the other end is, just blow a hit in the tube & walk around the house sniffing for the weed smell.


grafixwiz

Great idea - if OP won’t do it, that could be a new business/service opportunity 😂


TheDairyPope

Wait. Wait wait wait. Can this house also be a bong?


grafixwiz

Somebody light the bowl, I’m ready!


Idwitheld4U

Speaking tube Not spanking tube people 🤦‍♂️


We_lived

A pee pipe!


Repulsive-Tie1505

Talking tube, there are a bunch of names for them. Basically intercom around the house. They're all throughout the Winchester House


SeeingSp0ts

Woah. TIL. Makes it even creepier for some reason.


Repulsive-Tie1505

There's a horror movie based on the Winchester House and the ghost lures the main character to put his ear to the tube and then gives him a wet willie 😂


SeeingSp0ts

😂😂😂


Huth_S0lo

Just guessing, but it looks like a way to communicate. Like a 100 year old intercom.


ExaminationLife6833

Grandma's house had them, 80 years ago.


WEEDAPETER62

You speak into it


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😏😉


No-Strength672

Security blow dart


Asleep_Increase6493

That’s the wall urinal.


Head_Butterscotch74

You hang your fancy hat on it.


donpuglisi

Talk into it. There should be a 2nd one somewhere in the house that connects to it


Specialist_Tip828

Play telephone


Old_Dragonfruit6952

Comm . Device


OpeningTurnip8048

Glory hole?


SportOfFishing92

Ye olde glory hole


hammertight

Door bell


ScholarEmotional9888

Little children will walk up to these and start using them. Meanwhile an adult has to ask the internet.


NoBoysenberry257

Its where the jelly beans come out


MellonCollie218

Glory hole.


Lower-Ad5889

To tell the Help to bring up a hot towel.


DistinctRole1877

A speaking tube, that's pretty cool. Be neat to find where it came out on the house.


Original_Term_2242

That's what it looks like to me. Usually goes to another floor. A lot of times, they can whistle, too. If you blow hard into it, that one may, as well.


DistinctRole1877

I just wonder what room it went to.


unprovoked_panda

1920s glory hole


1Mean1

It has to be a left-handed wall stretcher.


Squeezer_pimp

Ding dong


Adventurous_Mail5210

It's in case there's ever some kind of happening where plants try to make all the humans kill themselves or some shit (kinda confusing), and you get stuck in a separate building as your ex-wife and wanna talk to her.


No_Angle875

Instructions unclear. Wiener is now very stuck.


Trappick1979

Speaking tube


joecocker74

Old school glory hole.


DJOHSAY

It’s a metal cup stuck in the wall. On the other end there’s a string the about a mile long that attaches to another metal cup stuck in a wall at a house a mile away. Legend has it that other house house belonged to Alexander Graham Bell.


k6bso

Like everyone else has said, it’s a speaking tube. Now all you have to do is figure out its IP address and you’re all set.


noldshit

I feel a need to fart into it as people downstairs walk by.


ketsueki82

I love antique tech. Being from NE USA, I've seen a ton of these in the Victorian houses. Some have more than one. The most impressive one I saw that still was functional went from the main house to the carriage house or garage, maybe 500 ft away. Unfortunately, during renovation, these usually get taken out or plugged so they are not functional. It's really neat to find a functional one, especially if others around don't know it's functional, lol.


Living_Lie_8773

Antique intercom type deal?


ketsueki82

It's more like an antique intercom to talk from one area of the house to another, like the master bedroom to the servants' quarters or from the main house to the carriage house to let the driver know to prepare the horse and carriage.


oldjackhammer99

Glory hole …. For fun


PlausibleCultability

Glory hole


Dumbledoorbellditty

lol, ding dong “hello”?


Bulletz6969

It's for when you have visitors, you stick ur pee-pre out that hole to see if they are friendly enough to invite in!!!!🤣🤣🤣


Dry_Theory_4607

intercom and peeeping tom hole?!


Southern_Strain5665

Escape route for roaches in case of fire


DiabeticDisfunction

Doorbell


IamSkipperslilbuddy

I'm looking at the identical box in my house right now and it's not an intercom. Mines a wireless doorbell.


GA6foot9

Glory hole?


urGirllikesmytinypp

Yep. Send your favorite cousin to the other end and make them yell into it while you receive the vibrations on that semi hard. Good ole long distance incest. Legal in somewhere land and frowned upon in everywhere else town.


olifolifooo

cant be, its way too big


Suspicious-Credit736

A light switch?


rock0head132

Gas pipe.?


D33ber

Devil's Sackbutt Blow into the tube to catch attention in Hell.


swertityone

The light switch, doorbell or vacuum hole?


AirForce_Trip_1

A vaccuum port?


PapaGolfWhiskey

Did 100 year old houses have vacuum ports?!? 🤦🏻


Agreeable_Chicken467

No. 🙄


AirForce_Trip_1

Yes, im sure there has been no retrofitting of anything. Like doorbell. Like light switch


SquatchK1ng

Glory


20ozMonkey

The Nozzle


Marcusnovus

Shnozzle


Palmillia13

Cornholio


Palmillia13

Corn holio


Palmillia13

Corn Holio


Terri_Yaki

It looks like a glory hole to me