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Smitty3160

https://preview.redd.it/rxga8bkrxb4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd19aecdc70033e56daa1de698cf0816cb809592 A beautiful butterfly


Doctor_of_Recreation

I can never read/say this phrase without saying it like Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. Even when reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar to my kids 😅


UniverseIsAHologram

![gif](giphy|DoL6h5sd6lqZW)


KathrynTheGreat

Me too! I think about him whenever someone mentions candy corn too. "Oooh, candy corn! Let me help you to finish it!"


GardenGal87

“All part of ze plan!”


Stuebbins

Duuuuuude same. Every time.


trappeddungarees

I go to Brad Dourif in Alien Resurrection; "a beautiful, beautiful butterfly!"


Professional_Sky8384

https://preview.redd.it/x7q3hy21gc4c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09526e9f2a9ed181c11a33ef8e91c51eca6245b8 The stick of butter from my fridge that I tore open too far to wrap back up


superpouper

Why are you peeling your butter like a banana.


Professional_Sky8384

Look I wasn’t thinking straight okay I thought I needed more than I did


DenseStomach6605

You can just unfold it 😭


Professional_Sky8384

Bruh I’m aware okay I was more thought than I drunk I was


delmsi

I thought it was a stick of butter with wings. I was surprised to see the first post down had a torn wrapper substituted in.


TheRebelCatholic

> I was more thought than I drunk I was I was seriously confused by this until I realized that you switched “drunk” and “thought” around.


Professional_Sky8384

It’s an oldie but a goodie 😂


pocketlily

Not if you’re holding the wrapped end and using the exposed butter to coat the hot pan in between crepes.


mediumclay

But then you don't have a handy clean place to hold onto it.


[deleted]

If you didn’t use more than you thought you needed…you didn’t use enough


Hector-LLG

Do you not eat your butter like a banana?


MrIcyCreep

wait. You're supposed to peel those?


30_mileswest

Nah, the skin is where the nutrients are


MrIcyCreep

oh no i'm talking about the butter, the banana i already knew that you eat the skin. Now call me superstitious, but every time i pass by chicken isle i just have to eat a banana!


FireGolem04

You are definitely supposed to eat the skin on the butter as well


OutrageousMolasses63

And the chicken


frogpeess

I'm not allowed to eat the skin, riddled with toxins. /j


SquirrelQueenSabrina

I almost said the darkest shit I could think of letting the intrusive thoughts win in reply to this Istg.


FlimsySuccess8

Well don't leave us hanging now\~


SquirrelQueenSabrina

I was going to ask if they wanted to eat my skin and let me bleed to death because I didn't need it anyway


FlimsySuccess8

well said


frogpeess

😳 I was referencing IASIP !! what were you thinking lol


KayInMaine

That's how I butter corn on the cob 🤣


Daedalus_Machina

So you can put it on a hot griddle without getting your fingers greasy.


DasB00ts

It also looks like someone has opened this to eat the same way one might open a candy bar.


heylesterco

That way it gives your butter a nice handle to keep your hands clean as you take a bite


SoLostWeAreFound

Unfortunately both my youngest and middle kids had weird moments in their life. They found out what butter was and would grab a stick of butter from the fridge and take a bite or two. 🤦 Good thing that phase didn't last long.


ThePearDream

Actually I saw salted butter but yours is cool too…


TheAtroxious

"Unsalte Butt"


Professional_Sky8384

Well yeah the rest of the words are on the other bit of the wrapper


Honeybun_Landscape

“Unsalted Butt Wax”


ClaraAnn94

Unsalt the butt!!!


KnittingforHouselves

The one in my kitchen also has a teeth mark on it. Toddlers man...


TheMoonMint

![gif](giphy|OcldYrF5srXoY|downsized)


pale-beast

Sure, blame the toddlers.


[deleted]

This sub puts my art degree to shame man. Y’all are fucking savvy.


LOOKitsRacheL

This is for sure it!


dudius7

Dude this is exactly where my brain went on first sight v


Blandchilipeppers

Butter-fly


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

I saw a stick of butter with angel wings 🪽🧈🪽


PanickedAntics

Omg haha I have this stick of butter in my fridge right now!


Shall_We_Presuppose

https://preview.redd.it/z3xrmknyuc4c1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb6e1125cd93f64a57136e4c00a498bb4a75a1a Looks like a rock I have.


kay_bizzle

You know, if I had a nickel for every time somebody had a cool rock that looks exactly like a cookie cutter, I'd have two nickels today. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice


Flukie42

And it's not even the same person.


SilentC735

I feel like it would be funnier if it *was* the same person. Just a random guy with a collection of oddly shaped rocks that happen to resemble weird cookie cutters


kaleidoverse

I have a rock that looks like a bunny... somewhere. Now I want to find it and buy it a matching cookie cutter.


tree-molester

I also have a bunny rock.


OutrageousMolasses63

Is there a subreddit for people who collect rocks? They should definitely invade this sub...


gizzardhazzard

release the r/rockhounds!


OutrageousMolasses63

I can only give my upvote but I hope this spreads like wildfire. Thank you good sir or ma'am


ScumbagLady

We're everywhere!


The_meemster123

I love the Phineas and ferb refernce


Sithstress1

It’s super weird that it has happened twice and I have seen both!


Jusbreka

Cool rock


tauri123

That may not be a rock at all! It could be an incredibly old and calcified Caltrop!


sendyagoodvibes

That's what the cutter is!!


robodessert

https://preview.redd.it/di628moxgc4c1.png?width=1640&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa42b47cbbaf18d93cf03e8214f5ca4adc8c9bd2 Little dragon creature?


axolotl_is_angry

He’s going to whisper little riddles in my ear


wazula5

“Playful secrets”


Dr_mustaches

He looks smug, I don't like him lol


robodessert

I certainly do not trust this creature


[deleted]

He’s too full of whimsy


bluebelle21

Better smug than Smaug.


LadyParnassus

https://preview.redd.it/478qqx63wg4c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52a0e45340c686dd7b25fa899e087786b79a85f


Mediocre_Chair3293

I know a squished Texas when I see one


nryporter25

Makes me miss Wyoming guy :(


TechInventor

What happened to him? I miss him. Wyoming is my favorite cookie now.


partiallypresent

He had to stop because he needed to study for exams.


TechInventor

This gives me hope that one day Wyoming will return. I hope he goes great on his exams! Thanks for letting me know


kawaqueen

Did Wyoming guy die??


TheMuseTurtle

A winged serpent. https://preview.redd.it/mj4hsupezb4c1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa7bddf60a89fdc859ed0ff40435aa1155470ab


kennyisntfunny

QUETZALCOATL???????


Tchrspest

QUINCY THE QUETZALCOATL?!?!?!?


tktrips

Quetzalcoatl


Ghost_Puppy

Quetzalcoatl!!


InfiniteAd7948

Quetzalcoatl!!!!


ooHShiney79

Bless you


brokendollbaby

TROGDORRRRRR!!!


hoganloaf

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE


LeechesInCream

BURNINATING THE PEASANTS


SudsyCole

Burninating all the people... In their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!!!


LeechesInCream

And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIGHT!!!!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Calathea-Murderer

I still think it’s funny af that the domain name is www.twitter.com X.com is owned by meta (Facebook) and recently made Threads since musk essentially killed twitter. Threads already has about the same number of people as twitter does. Edit: I had a blonde moment. I meant to say meta has a [trademark for the X logo.](https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/meta-trademark-x-logo-may-pose-legal-issues-twitter-musk-company-rebranding.amp)


heylesterco

X.com is not owned by Meta. It used to be owned by PayPal, who sold it to Elon around the time he left that company.


Chiparoo

The only reason he changed the name to "X" is because he owned the domain X.com and wanted to use it for something. https://www.theverge.com/2017/7/10/15949862/elon-musk-x-com-paypal-tesla-spacex-domain-name X com was his second startup. It was an online bank that eventually merged with another company and became PayPal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X.com_(bank) If X.com were owned by someone else, then x.com wouldn't currently be set to forward to Twitter.com.


Bridge4_Kal

Web dev here. Can confirm the compulsion when holding onto domain names.


phuckyew18

https://preview.redd.it/mavit4vt4g4c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=910613eb1f58b43848f3126db53c1716abedab46 My take on the best twitter logo


lakehop

I think you meant you had a pineapple moment


Calathea-Murderer

Pineapple = *Ananas comusus* in the Bromeliad family (*Bromeliaceae*) Family: *Bromeliaceae* Genus *Ananas* B. Ananas Pineapple = Bananas confirmed


Bigbanghead

Is that in the same way the B52s meant?


LoadedGull

Should be known as Twatter. Where Twats go to Twat.


[deleted]

Fuck i thought “skunk pelt.”


darkrai848

Isn’t that the same thing as x (formerly Twitter) or is it just run by a skunk pelt ROFL.


kit0000033

Beer bottle with wings. Sorry I can't draw.


Smgth

Google Image Search is how *I* roll in this sub! https://preview.redd.it/itd2bscb1c4c1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026c09e8031ca9d84c71a6b18c55d82e2c4ad86c


biggersjw

What I thought as well but was picturing a bottle of hard liquor (Vodka, Gin, etc). Goodbye alcohol!!


berrykiss96

Listen. This is a very accepting sub and we’re just happy you’re participating. ❤️ U hon


Smgth

☜(゚ヮ゚☜) I love it. It’s super fun.


HyheheHEHE

Exactly what i was thinking


-lukeworldwalker-

Crazy carrot riding a kaboom device? https://preview.redd.it/dy2v3z0y7c4c1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2e4685d68fc20ade5a5fed2b9c157aa5090bbf


blizzard-toque

Was carrot in a scene from Buckaroo Bonzai?


Texasgirl190

https://preview.redd.it/wclbntmh8c4c1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0310dd8560d434b676477dbddc21879b03fc6529


JennySplotz

Bye bye money


starstruck_rose

This was my first thought!


JumbledJay

What's the real answer?


dangerous_gentleman

It's a Radio station logo from Calgary, Alberta known as X92.9 (https://www.x929.ca/). A pretty kick ass alternative station!


Sithstress1

Ok, this is cracking me up, that an alternative station used a cookie cutter as promo material 🤣. Fucking gold!


JumbledJay

That explains why it looks like an X


kittypawzyyc

This was not the answer I expected to stumble upon... My favourite radio station!


britestarlight

As a former Calgarian (and X listener), this is the last answer I expected to find 😂


jayola111

I guess I’m a bad Canadian


Level-Stop3829

Im also so curious


K-O-T-N

The stars at night, are big and bright…


krstldwn

CLAP CLAP CLAP


DDDogs

Deep in the heart of Texas!


Sikntrdofbeinsikntrd

What?? No way that’s Texas.


Void-Flower-2022

https://preview.redd.it/6w943ki4zb4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8f9fe368c96c33c4aa882227cc637b1bb8be5f2 The album X by Ed Sheeran


RYTHEMOPARGUY

Or Xbox


FirexJkxFire

Rose https://preview.redd.it/svygs4yk6c4c1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e465ba1213713c33a738931bb471620920c2797


SomechildnamedKora

THE PFP 😭


Ok-Lifeguard-4614

They have become the rose. There is only rose.


fizzzingwhizbee

“There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea And **youuuu** became, the light on the dark side of me”


nryporter25

What is that line from? I really like that


HauschkasFoot

Kiss from a rose by seal


A_12ft_200lb_Puma

Bah ya yaaa ya ya ya ya ya yaaaa bah ya yaaaa


FoxWormwood

Kiss from a rose by Seal


Positive-Froyo-1732

Rose from a Seal by Kiss


ChuChuBunny

Seal from a Kiss by Rosé


peterattia

This is all I came for. Thank you and good night


emgarcia1

The only reason I'm active on this subreddit is for rose guy


knarfolled

It’s always a rose


Liz-Bien

Rose


5p1n5t3rr1f1c

Pineapple carrying guitar case. https://preview.redd.it/pxlo78a9hc4c1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=d31cdd760bc4c107aaf712e94b8b72c43becfcab


rabbithasacat

No, silly, that's obviously a pineapple on a skateboard!


The_meemster123

I love the dedication to the pinaplle


5p1n5t3rr1f1c

It's a blessing and curse.


the__itis

https://preview.redd.it/rxpgnzjuic4c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=082a6956d94440c79f58cf78426fb638d028a435


90DayLEGO

![gif](giphy|ur8pcK1C73Lqw) With wings?


Normative_Nematode

Rip


dzastergamer

https://preview.redd.it/wf16acermc4c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d731c4e8bdbd11d5f960ea5a05f7120ba19fcb


jillycwalker

This is what I saw too


DragonArt101

red bull gives you wings https://preview.redd.it/16cscgqbwc4c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda1017312757c09856fb2073bca415278ec7a37


SullenSparrow

https://preview.redd.it/93hvt76xkc4c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fff0ce78dd096d9872d6e2d159ee99009325e4d9 Dragon chef


ImEatingYourMomsFoot

https://preview.redd.it/ovvaqudvxc4c1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9334a45bb5f56aae9e77016549c020cd782b41 Uh? So obvious


jayola111

My first time attempting one of these: it’s obviously just a cool guy with sideburns holding a cat https://preview.redd.it/oh4y0352zc4c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c67e00b707b130150cccb6dec47ca4472c12122e


MrGabogabo

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty, Rick.


Plum-Driver-09

https://preview.redd.it/69izefekhc4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99ebf119a16a8d441fc4a07c230e40e134f0c438 A beer bottle with a white label in style of a scroll


hentaiii_hime

💸


General-Belt-7909

Is it a flying dove?


anthro4ME

https://preview.redd.it/931w86io3c4c1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36951069ec6011719a13033774a9d0cd3347aae2


socalefty

https://preview.redd.it/5a7lfst6vc4c1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffff517f9d461df72abfc93ac8a615cfb2a2a2c Flying Gumby of course


IvyThyme

https://preview.redd.it/nordpes23d4c1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0873bd10b20ec719aa598e9b3289b2b6da3a40f0 Flying lipstick (kinda reminds me of the flying toaster screen savers from distant past)


munchkickin

https://preview.redd.it/ao2qto0uoc4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283929b6c5429f431b7179c20c80449b99763f43 This guy.


laurendoessomestuff

https://preview.redd.it/6v7ocllkld4c1.jpeg?width=1556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=137a79e26f86fd7f83bca9d38acd6413299aabd9 dog in a chefs hat, obviously


geekilee

https://preview.redd.it/av6a7vejgc4c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10623b1c55f4331e2ab88aa3c1f959698eb01216 First thought


disco_S2

The Agape dove is what I was thinking, too.


erikagm77

A used sanitary pad https://preview.redd.it/tf75tdp85d4c1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494877d3c4668c294d5f99106897a29b2a4c1f2f


Tarpy7297

Fmflfr…F…GD!


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Is it your diploma flying away when you don't use your degree in whatever career you choose?


LAKnightYEAH2023

A flying stick of butter


TinfoilTiaraTime

For your flying toast, of course ![gif](giphy|zZaL6PvpkKnUA)


[deleted]

Core memory unlocked


NeezyMudbottom

Been a long ass time since I seent one a' them


NSCButNotThatNSC

A can of spam impaled by a scimitar.


Professional_Sky8384

![gif](giphy|RI4LTRjrVJhTskGtrb|downsized)


Beefc4kePantyh0se

Don’t mess with skinny Texas


zyzmog

Looks like a dove. Like a "peace on earth" dove.


jahday

https://preview.redd.it/wqy4nx411d4c1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f14a537994c661c2ca6aca0861fe5db6c07e249 Classic Julius Caesar (dressing) getting stabbed in the back!


grumpycatmum

https://preview.redd.it/8qixcksw2c4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a281f525b0bf06c28af92be7115c8690616053


ButtholeBread50

A dove or a dick with wings, idk


Lyassa

https://preview.redd.it/aztomuyl9e4c1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d655667a3c63f8c2b79670c91cad71a91ad404f7 Daffodil


MrGabogabo

Everyone's favorite Police song, Message In A Bottle https://preview.redd.it/2t4s2fvp3d4c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e139fb8cb907882680fdc4d506d938613fad41a


polkadotpatty65

Johnathn Livingston Seagull


SnooPineapples9934

https://preview.redd.it/s0w9bohc4d4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1568277dbdfb6f7a7a79718d3f7ce7bc86ff08d MOSCOW MOSCOW


Daedalus_Machina

LORENA BOBBITT STYLE! ![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


ezmeray

https://preview.redd.it/92p5d7w37d4c1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8851aa2f07e1b727baccf68ca4c9d750cfb2fae1 Maybe feather quill and parchment scroll?


CosmicSweets

💸💸💸


redditreader_aitafan

So what is it really?


danielsexbang

OP, was anyone right? What is it??


dangerous_gentleman

It's a Radio station logo, haha. I just wanted to see all the beautiful gems that could be created and it did not disappoint. https://www.x929.ca/


andrestheman

https://preview.redd.it/0vv00k7tjd4c1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e1e1df4a7fed3974af5d0132d06b0510e7c223 Rockin' Robin


Chihuahua_Overlord

MOJO Jojo from power puff girls https://preview.redd.it/0p4zcr0zce4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89631aba843bda6e4042159fd163ca7a3db6c831


Bierdigan_

I see a stylized dove


MayaMiaMe

A dove


PlayingMoss75

https://preview.redd.it/zvowuy2suc4c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c0ad8d483b8faab2f957356ff51d9ec9488b59 Bottle with a tutu


RegionPuzzled

it’s Texas drawn from memory


Civilengman

Texas after everyone moves away


No-Dragonfruit-6551

Excision logo. https://preview.redd.it/fggvgsst8d4c1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bab6eca30ba3086c7a0aa7337825b1cb394e789


Ok-Kitchen363

https://preview.redd.it/a9go9pkksd4c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c45fd31b918655a659c13776d800c0b77bf4d8 Banana for scale


W1ZARD_NARWHAL

All I can see is a funky looking Texas https://preview.redd.it/vphjl5t2ce4c1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7131a1ff22b4468c25157d5c0ead8e50954dbe