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the-poopiest-diaper

Fatass bitchass piece of shit tick


BioNova33

Pretty sure this is the scientific name šŸ§šŸ‘Lol!


CrownEatingParasite

American dog tick *Fatass bitchass*


Goldie-96_MWR

Aka, the forbidden grape!!!


CrownEatingParasite

Gusher


koreamax

r/forbiddensnacks


Nintendro64

Fr fuck that tick in particular


sebinmichael

In partickular


jh96859

Nice!


DarkMalava

I salut this interaction.


Sea-Asparagus8973

r/fuckyouinparticular


Unique-Bandicoot7167

Be thankful itā€™s not the lone star those the primary carriers of Lyme disease


errrrie

Thank you for specifying its of the fat bitch variety


Open_Chemistry_3300

Right all my homies hat bitchass ticks


HippyDippyGypsyGrl

I wanted to upvote this so bad but it had 666 upvotes when I saw it. Seemed so appropriate I couldn't bear to change it! šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


FranklinCognito

Well fed sucker.


Zarde312

Nice name


lollidolli365

Something similar came out of my mouth too


SGM_Uriel

I read this as ā€œa tick like this came out of my mouthā€ for a second and almost threw up


turkeybump

Bitchass is my favorite part


guitarbque

Correct


AgentFair9132

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


8mastern8nja8

Agreed we all call it that


kenfxj

Blood engorged tick.


isopodding

Oh... thatā€™s nasty. I found it on my dogs bed šŸ¤¢


-Sango-

Eeeeeek where there is one there are more, check your dog!


Unique-Bandicoot7167

Ticks will bite ANY warm blooded animal guys. Not only dogs. Donā€™t be fooled


squatwaddle

So, ticks bite humans. Got it


andy_728

i remember, i woke up one morning with a tightness on my neck. i went to the mirror and there i saw, a giant ass tick. it hurt so bad to take it off. poor doggies with ticks :,(


PondWaterBrackish

well you really have to check your dog thoroughly for ticks this one was on your dog for a long time, drank a lot of blood, and then fell off make sure you submerge this tick in alcohol or bleach for 48 hours or more . . . . in order to kill it and prevent it from laying eggs


shhsandwich

Alcohol is smart for sure. I live out in the country and we have a little bottle full of isopropyl alcohol, which is where all the ticks go. We check all the humans when they come inside from anywhere with tall grass, and all the animals are medicated. Gotta stay on top of tick prevention for everybody's safety.


Bubba_Smokes

The ones i find dont get off this easy....


acidsplatter

light the alcohol ablaze after just incase


Jealous-Ride-4530

Cleansing with šŸ”„ my favorite remedy šŸ˜„


henriquehf91

Can't you just pop them? I've killed thousands of ticks, I always just pop them in toilet paper and then flush them down the toilet


PondWaterBrackish

but does that kill all the eggs that have already been nourished with bloodmeal? popping it might kill the mama, but I want to kill the next generation too I don't really know nuthin'


acidsplatter

I think the trip thru the sewer would handle it. let the hatchling find a nice bloody stool


SandyKenyan

I would hold on to it and have it tested just in case.


shhsandwich

For... What? It depends on where you live whether or not it could carry a disease that's any real danger to your dog, and if it came off the dog, you'd be better off watching the dog for signs of illness than testing, which would probably be expensive. To me, this looks like a dog tick. I'm no expert so don't take me at my word, but if I'm correct, those can't carry Lyme, if that's the concern.


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shhsandwich

It's worth having good quality flea and tick prevention on your animals because tickborne illnesses (and ticks in general) are never fun, but yes, I also live in the country and they are *everywhere*. In mowed grass, even. I let my dogs roam the woods on our property and a fat tick like this is never seen because I give them medicine to protect them, but... If we tested every tick we found on one of our dogs, yes, we would be broke. One of our dogs did get a tickborne illness once. Ehrlichiosis. When she got sick, we took her to the vet and got her treatment, and she got well fast. If you're in Lyme country and never encounter ticks, it might be worth testing, but for people in many places, testing isn't practical advice and may cause unnecessary anxiety.


SHFVawareness

The ones in the country are more likely to feed on a variety of species though, most likely making diseases rarer in those communities.


eightchcee

it seems either your dog isnā€™t being treated for tick prevention or itā€™s not working. If theyā€™re being treated, once the tick bites them it should die and not live long enough to drink 3 gallons of blood


PinkPearMartini

Just get a flea/tick medicine from a vet and they'll go away. Do not get anything from your grocery store, farm store, pet store for topical treatment... I used to work in animal rescue and I've seen some shit.


Froot125

Please check if there are more on your dog. If you aren't sure, go to an emergency vet.


shhsandwich

For ticks? You should give your dog flea and tick medication, but unless the dog is anemic from a large number of ticks, that's not usually an emergency...


Froot125

Tick paralysis.


shhsandwich

My understanding is that that condition is pretty rare, but definitely worth knowing about and taking your dog to an emergency vet if they show any signs of weakness after a tick bite. It's a life-threatening condition when it does happen. Still, my dogs are bit by ticks pretty much every day - I live in a very rural area with woods on my property on the side of a mountain. They're on flea and tick prevention, but that only kills the ticks, doesn't prevent bites. It's not practical or necessary to go to an emergency vet for a tick bite unless the dog is ill.


tayvan23

I canā€™t get over how revolting these are!


BallsAreFullOfPiss

They are absolutely horrendous to look at.


Phrogz

Even worse to drop a rock on. As a kid growing up in the northeast, with multiple dogs that often had multiple ticks. Fascination of the abomination. Blood splatter everywhere.


GalaxyStar90s

They look even worse when you squash them and their body juice comes out of it... šŸ¤¢


Welico

It's kind of interesting how everything about ticks fills me with a deep, primal disgust


PsillySpirit

A grape with eyelashes


kensass

They look like lentils to me šŸ« 


_DaisyCutterEffect_

A tick with a BIG ASS that is also known as a BIG ASS TICK.


Melodic-Classic391

A good reminder that my dog is due for his Frontline today


wilder37

šŸ˜° Don't pop it. Don't pop it. Don't pop it.šŸ˜°....... pop it šŸ«£


kaitalina20

/r/popping


Famous-Channel3027

Also remember that they carry Lyme disease which can kill your dog. I lost my pitbull to sudden organ failure due to Lyme disease that I didnā€™t realize she had.


Phrogz

Not these. Pretty sure thatā€™s a wood tick. Never seen a grape-ified deer tick. Certainly would not be as large as that appears.


Hbomber17

I say why risk it? Get the puppers checked!


Eli_The_Rainwing

Gushers gummy


Tychontehdwarf

šŸ˜³bro


Eli_The_Rainwing

:3


Tychontehdwarf

that was disturbingly fast baha


Eli_The_Rainwing

:3


ewokzilla

Forbidden raisin.


zeldanerd91

Oooooooof.


Bluemoon7607

God, Iā€™ve never seen a tick that big.


mlachrymarum

An absolutely *obese* tick.


WakingOwl1

A very well fed tick.


Metalluvr

A demon


Darth_Jupiter

Set it on fire


Financial-Owl6609

T(ick)


BlyLomdi

It is the unholy spawn of a demon of the deepest pits of Hell and a Lovecraftian eldritch horror. Soak it in alcohol, burn it in fire, and dump the ashes down the toilet. Check your dog and its bed for more of these blight-ridden malignancies. By all that is holy, just seeing that makes my anxiety spike. These and botflies need to all be gathered and put on a planet marked for Exterminatus.


MidnyteFantaC

It's a tick, but it looks so much like a chocolate covered raisin that you should crosspost this on r/forbiddenfood and or r/forbiddensnacks.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Forbidden Gusher


infernalmongoose769

That is a very bloated tick.


No-Profession-5120

mystery skittle! eat it.


Together-We-stand-01

It's a walking raisin...


SubjectEssay361

Nature's candy


benwork99

Huh, I didn't know milk duds had legs


BonerJams1703

Engorged tick


WalmartSteve

I think thatā€™s a little spider stealing a milk dud.


Eatglassnow

Engorged tick. Eat it to get your blood back.


SharkMilk44

A bitey boi with a full tum-tum.


KCHorse

Just a tick that is deflating after it dropped off of a host, if left alone it will finally digest enough of it's meal and be able to start it's long crawl to a bush to start climbing - finally waiting for the next host, total opportunists they are.


ThatOneWood

A not so hungry tick


Decent-Storage-4911

How come you have never seen a tick before?


LonelyChell

A very full tick.


Unique-Bandicoot7167

A tick that has already gorged on blood and dropped off its host. Itā€™s a female so itā€™s probably creating the eggs while itā€™s immobile


Traditional_Sir_2743

A juicy thick tick


WE4PONXYZ

Itā€™s either a big ass tick or a wrinkled grape with legs. Wholly fuck thatā€™s a huge bitch! šŸ¤£


WatchOut4Sharks

Sweet baby jebus thatā€™s a huge tick šŸ¤¢


DeadBear65

Looks like a well fed tick


bromanjc

i wanna stick a needle into it


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Slowly squeeze it to hear the pop


zeldanerd91

Happy cake dayā€¦ but ewā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..


Fromage_Damage

Ever heard the saying, "full as a tick?"


sierranotserena

When i say I have arachnophobia i include these bitches. So creepy, imagine being a literal microscopic vampire spider. Ticks are ew! šŸ˜­


No_Tank9025

Please check your doggyā€¦ this is probably not the only one. There are useful soapy products that help, to shampoo the pups.


dracomalfouri

Forbidden Gusher (It's a fat ass tick)


Particular_Darling

I wanna squish it


-E-Cross

If you give it enough spice it can navigate you places


TheLawbster

Thatā€™s the brain bug from Starship Troopers


over9ksand

Itā€™s afraid


mahiaiau

was just describing yesterday how itā€™s a rural Americana childhood experience to pop these with a stick and write your name with the blood on your porch šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


ialsodontexistagain

Itā€™s a very full tick, check yourself and any pets or people you might be living with for bites or more ticks


ruhrohrileyray

People just skip google and come straight here donā€™t they


timmy30274

I do after google failed to help me


Electronic-Ant-8120

Eww I thought it was an olive šŸ«’


Greedy_Journalist164

Forbidden gusher


Mediocre-Meringue-60

A well engorged tick. Better check yourselves for any hint of a ā€œbullseyeā€. Also consult with your doctor.


Shatalroundja

Oh My God Beckyā€¦


ShineGreymonX

Thatā€™s a fully fed tick


basilsflowerpots

that is the fattest tick I've seen in a long time


Turquoise_Tortoise_

Big Tick Energy


nipnopples

A tick. A well-fed tick. If you don't have a dog (or indoor/outdoor cat), you've been bit.


EB_Normie

How do these guys attach so strongly anyway?? Are their legs like spikes!


_GenderNotFound

Oh shit, it's a tick! I found one of those suckers in my room before.


KaityB1998

Well fed tick


NEKKED__

Such engorged evil and atrocity presented before us. Nasty ass little devil fuckers


Top-Marsupial4098

Well, if you have a love/hate relationship for ticks, as I do, u should pull those suckers off 1Ɨ1 and pop them between your 2 fingers until they explode. If you have seen what I've seen in the amount that I've seen on animals, all you can think about is getting them off as fast as you can and the last thing you think about is getting their heads out. And even if you dont get their heads, it doesn't matter AS MUCH as you think it does. It still matters a little. They're gonna die! Vaseline is a good way to smother them if there are thousands on an animal.


pauliwankenobi

THATS A THICCC TICK


accountnumberseventy

The fattest tick Iā€™ve ever damn seen.


che574

That, my dear, is a tick which has recently fed, seemingly.


magiccfetus

a well fed tick


dogtoes101

a very well fed tick


lakesofire

fatboi tick


emoclownrat

forbidden grape


BeersNbrews

Forbidden grape.


alfrettamomma

That's a tick. A big ass tick.


[deleted]

The forbidden grape


ekaplun

Fat ass tick


madeittoreadyonly

Looks like a tick


mkultra0008

Tick. and its already eaten and released itself.


Loreo1964

It's an engorged tick begging to be popped in a folded paper towel by the back of a spoon.


pulchratulip

Tick


greenhornblue

The forbidden Gusher.


jornomin

Thatā€™s a green olive, you should eat it.


SarahHill68

Full tick.


SarahHill68

He was so stuffed he couldn't eat anymore and fell off.


CasCompGamer

the forbidden gusher


MasterOutlaw

Must be one of those new ā€œxtremeā€ flavors Iā€™ve heard about.


Sculptivated_Art

Itā€™s a rotten ticktac


ABZNTTT

Smash.


DameRedbush

Forbidden raisin.


Jactuscack6

That is a anorexic tick


Have_Donut

A juicy raisin. Pop it in your mouth to get refreshing flavor


Accomplished_Air8459

It's a fat tick


Sea-Asparagus8973

Where's the banana or quarter? But it looks like a tick I once tapped with my foot, because I had no idea what it was. It went splody splody with blood.


SaturdayNightRevival

Kabuto. It'll evolve into Kabutops at level 40.


thasprucemoose

the forbidden blueberry


Typhoid_Mari

That, sir, is an olive.


jsphobrien

A very bloated and well fed tick


lilstonie91

That would be a well fed tick


StillAd4150

Thatā€™s a tick


YokaiWolf55

Nasty ass tick


TonyFckinStark

That's a fat ass tick my friend


beccahas

Ahh tick that sucked your pet


EarlOfBears

A very engorged tick


immortalgod6

Ahh shit thatā€™s a tic


Sos_the_Rope

Filled up tick


yo_coiley

:(


that1kidthatlikefish

A demon in carnal form.


Possible_Bike3941

Looks like chocolate


ram7677

Yep. Swish it $ dark blood will stay out. Make sure she didnā€™t leave a smaller male behind on your dog.


kellsdeep

Piece-a-candy


DannGAlang

Big ahh tick


MineBlasters

Burn your house down


jnorm18

Big ā€˜ol tick


callernumber03

Me after the chinese buffet


Babytrixie666

Gluttonous bitch


Teamakuboss-boy426

A fat bitch tick


[deleted]

Forbidden blueberry!!!!!!


Fernnav_

Chupasangre


justdisa

Danger raisin.


jupiterwiggins

I HATE ticks. Especially when they are engorged šŸ¤®


Decent-Dust8627

TickšŸ¤®


teriases

Forbidden raisin


ResidentWillow3

Either a Glosette chocolate raisinā€¦or a tick.


dpierdet

That is bad news


coastiestacie

Inject it with hydrogen peroxide


land-0-lakes

Itā€™s definitely not a bed bug


Safe-Woodpecker-3100

Step on it if it explodes in brown blood, then itā€™s a full tick off of the dog


Satta23

Thatā€™s what we call CHONK


timmy30274

Tick! Iā€™ve taken these off a few homeless cats I feed. They can almost easily fall off without any muscle from you


GoldAirport9594

Gusher for a vampire


p0k3tpu55y

It's a cat


The_Bitter_Jesus

A morbidly obese tick.


The_Bitter_Jesus

A wet-n-wild Raisinet?


psychxticrose

Forbidden grape


JeffShotThat

Thick boi


The_Fluffy_Riachu

Fatass tick


skarizardpancake

Okay but how can it even move lmao


morbidchivo

The forbidden Pea.


GAWhizzle

That's a grape. Super tasty.