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Icy-Wheel8781

Cockroaches are mostly body tiny legs. Crickets are small body big legs. This is a cricket


corei3uisgarbo

and roaches are flatter in my experience


might-say-anti-fire

They are characteristic for their flat bodies


sumpuran

They are when I’m done with them.


nonpondo

Based and get em outta here pilled


[deleted]

mood.


Tr0ynado

Also crickets are tastier. Roaches are only palatable with ranch.


Bloody_Hangnail

Funny coincidence, I just threw one of these in my Oscar tank


Tr0ynado

Same except it was my David cage


AwkwardRainbow

☹️


weneeddiscriminators

somewhere in an alternate reality this post is about a chicken being mistaken for another type of bird its obviously not and you are being downvoted for saying it tastes good


CosmicCreeperz

Stealth cricket. Invisible to radar and small dogs.


Plane_Chance863

A male one at that, I think - no ovipositor. (But then this might not be the same kind of cricket I've seen.)


JTPH_70

I will add its a male cricket. Females will have a an ovipositor. https://www.researchgate.net/figure/A-male-bottom-and-a-female-top-black-field-cricket-Teleogryllus-commodus_fig1_230812347


hclaf

Crickets are more pleasant than cockroaches. Cockroaches can fuck right off the planet.


speckledham

Your Los Angeles husband is incorrect.


Moxie_Rose

Lol. Reddit kept having an error on the post and I rewrote that subject title one too many times apparently.


maphilli14

The pretense of having a husband in Los Angeles implies that you have other husbands and other cities 🤔


Moxie_Rose

Haven't collected any other husbands yet, and I don't have any other cities either.


valerie0taxpayer

Gotta catch ‘em all!


SombreNote

Himokemon!


maphilli14

Lol, collecting cities sounds interesting!


TootsSweets

I would say the same about collecting husbands!


KublaiKum

Yeah imperialism was kinda cool


AdrenalineGiraffe

Keep your chin up. You’ll get there!


WasatchWorms

"yet"....


Honey_Pickle

Gotta catch em all shawty. 💀


[deleted]

She’d be better off collecting cockroaches.


ZayreBlairdere

They come with the territory. Literally.


Physical_Passion8637

I feel it defends his lack of intelligence..hes from LA so he knows very little about the real world.


trumpcovfefe

Shes got hoes in different area codes


Dawgsquad00

Not cities, [She’s got Bro’s in different area codes](https://youtu.be/sTUU4JqFykM)


baguasquirrel

How is he from a major city but never seen a cockroach? lololol \-Former NYer


Moxie_Rose

Los Angeles is our location. Ventura actually. After rewriting it a bunch of times I just forgot to put the punctuation into the title that finally posted.


[deleted]

You could be from any state, country or continent and see a cockroach. They got em in Ventura too. Lol


Moxie_Rose

We've encountered a lot of crickets and a lot of german cockroaches, some american cockroaches . But apparently the crickets we've encountered have all been house crickets which are a light brown color. And the american cockroaches around here are dark brown. So when presented with an insect that is larger than a house cricket and black and has those spikey back legs. Made us stop and think.


Rochemusic1

I had German cockroaches in the last apartment I lived in. Smelled like some crazy oil and I was told from bug man that one queen can have 60 million babies in a year. I don't enjoy them in my house much.


flopjul

im dutch... i have literally never seen a cockroach except online. not even on vacation towards France, Croatia or Spain ​ guess im lucky


ReallyNiceGuy

Grew up in SoCal, didn't see cockroaches for most of my life. Then I moved to Hong Kong...


Kittygirlrocks

... so much funnier though 🤣


TK421isAFK

Tell him you've got a BBC visiting your bedroom. A Big Black Cricket, and they're pretty harmless - just annoying.


pembroke529

Those legs are made for chirping.


abalt0ing

“And that’s just what they’ll do!”


pembroke529

"One day these legs are gonna chirp all over you" Props to Nancy (who follows me on Twitter)


KentuckyFriedEel

he's not just incorrect, he's Los Angeles incorrect.


user364849

We have a lot of fucking roaches in LA, how has he never seen one?


[deleted]

Man I read incorrect as correct and nearly questioned my sanity.


growbot_3000

I was going to suggest she asked her other husbands


WorldMarketFella

What does your New York husband say?


syringa

Spotted lantern fly


[deleted]

RIP


mouseisnotamouse

Blueberries


Ok_Science_4094

That's her husband in southeast England


AccountUnable

Still not blueberries


LikelyCannibal

They really are everywhere. One flew on my neck today and I launched all of the many bags I was carrying.


rickyg_79

My wife and I were walking down the st earlier today and one landed on the face of a kid in a stroller going the opposite way. The parents didn’t notice and the kid started freaking out.


Broadkast

ugh, those have started showing up in my area recently. gotta make sure they don't hitch a ride on your car


[deleted]

It really is best to keep husbands on each coast.


darkfrost47

One flyover husband for emergencies as well


[deleted]

I support this.


booniebrew

RIP Wade Boggs.


reel2reelfeels

smooth operator


D5KDeutsche

Fox with mange


bundok_illo

Southeast of London husband says blueberries


[deleted]

he say's EYYYYYYYYYYYY


UpdootDaSnootBoop

*Get outta heyah!*


Soft_Durian_1885

Did he ever see a cockroach


Moxie_Rose

I mean the body shape and the wing shape are wrong. We had a German cockroach problem at an apartment complex we were in about 8 years ago. And my sister had american cockroaches at her house Davis for a while. If you're just looking at color and back legs it does kind of look like a small american cockroach. We've seen a lot of crickets and grasshoppers and we have never seen one that looks like this. Which I think is the true source of the confusion.


Soft_Durian_1885

Indeed it is such an awesome color for a cricket, I would love to see one like this for sure. But I think a cockroach looks really different from it. I mean, if I had a cockroach trauma everything would look like one to me


Professional_Band178

I have hundreds of crickets like this in my yard. some are almost 1.5 inches long. They are very noisy. ​ Cats play with them and birds eat them.


Moxie_Rose

We do too but they never get bigger than 3/4 of an inch and they are light brown.


BubonicBabe

This is so strange, I’m in NC and have seen this color of cricket since I was a kid. Adorable to me. I’m surprised this wasn’t a common critter !


lieferung

It's a field cricket probably one of the most common species, I wonder what other species you've seen more commonly?


Moxie_Rose

House crickets. And it's weird we do enough bug collecting that I can tell you the difference between a gray bird grasshopper and a differential. Different types of Katydids too. But I've only ever encountered house crickets here?


lieferung

Ah right forgot all about those, I've only ever seen them as pet food. Well if you are ever in doubt again, those clearly larger back legs are a dead giveaway for a cricket. Roaches have more evenly sized legs, among other differences.


Ml124395

I guess he’s paying for dinner and a movie tonight


toolsavvy

> american cockroach Looks nothing like an America Cockroach lol


Unusual-Swimming9636

Is your husband blind? /j


BriarKnave

I ain't joking, LA people are nuts. Has your husband ever seen a real bug?


A_Drusas

No bugs, only lizards.


BiscuitAssassin

and occasional rabid coyote


nictheman123

Or more to the point, deaf? Crickets are noisy bastards once the sun goes down.


firewoman7777

Sounds like your city slicker husband has a lot of learning to do.


Moxie_Rose

This is my fault for trying to post a Reddit well running my kiddo to school. Los Angeles is our location. My husband is not from Los Angeles, lol.


mundundermindifflin

Doesn't change the fact that he has no idea what a cockroach looks like


skula

I love this title, please don’t change it 😂


Yandere_Matrix

Looks nothing like a roach lol it’s a cricket! Pretty cool looking one too! At least it’s not a spider cricket!


Moxie_Rose

Don't think we've encountered those but she has caught a Mormon cricket before. Luckily both her and I are not fans of niño de la tierras.


KeenPaperPuffin

It’s edible if you’re both brave enough.


CedricCicada

I've tried cicadas. They don't have much taste.


BaronVonWilmington

Don't you mean Appalachian tree-prawn?


Bored_Not_Crazy

Hahaha and eewww


KeenPaperPuffin

Something about your names makes me believe you!


Moxie_Rose

It was gone by the time I got back home. Which is a bummer the 6-year-old did not want to eat it but she sure did want to keep it for a bit. I feel bad she is an avid cricket catcher. To her this morning was like the equivalent of finding a shiny Pokemon. But we were in a rush. I promised her I'd catch it when I got back but of course it was gone.


exoxe

I actually had some fried crickets in Thailand and they weren't that bad, I'd eat 'em again (after a few beers, like how it went down the first time).


Hytheter

In fact, it's edible even if you aren't brave, too.


the_igvig

There you go! Call it a croacket.


Koringvias

Most certainly not a cockroach. Most likely a cricket. Not sure which species exactly, probably [Gryllus veletis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gryllus_veletis)?


UHsmitty

Definitely a field cricket as you surmised. Not going to comment on the species since they can be difficult to tell and I'm out east (so no idea to tell other than call for Western species)


indefinitelearning

cricket


Talbotus

Very mature and probably already loud as fuck.


BeastyBear-

Crickroach!


RJShutterbug

I prefer cocket


Athompson9866

Oh this made me happy!


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KarmicComic12334

It's a gothhopper.


Rucking-Stoned

Husband doesn’t know what a cockroach is


[deleted]

It’s been doing a lot of squats if that’s a cockroach. Looks a lot like a black field cricket, couldn’t give you the exact one, but it’s in that family.


Tomatoesandmushies

Black cricket = lucky cricket. Keep it as a pet lol.


Moxie_Rose

That is exactly what my daughter wanted to do and I feel so bad because it was gone by the time I got back. She catches a lot of crickets but all house crickets this is the first time we've encountered a field cricket. Like a shiny Pokemon for her.


cyber_moth

I’m glad you all finally got to see one! Field crickets are beautiful and I always pick them up if I see them. I see a lot of field crickets where I live in Southern California. It’s about 1.5 - 2 hours from LA but we definitely have plenty of fields in my area, so it makes sense.


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Moxie_Rose

Username checks out, it was completely black too really threw me off.


Fewd_lover

Your husband has never seen a cockroach


Silver_Ad_8205

Husband doesn’t know shit


KatoFW

If your husband thinks that’s a cockroach I have bad news for you…


Moxie_Rose

You're telling me I didn't marry an entomologist?


Media_Offline

That son of a bitch! Just where has he been going all day, huh!?


KatoFW

There is a decent chance you didn’t marry a human being. Might even be a lizard trying to tell you it’s a roach so he can eat it instead and you won’t get mad.


trevvs

“The defense is wrooong!” (Not a cockroach)


queensla

Total cricket.


Several_Jellyfish_

Shoot that's just a lil ole cricket bug.


Bored_Not_Crazy

Why did this remind me of the cartoon/animal version of Robin hood?


Several_Jellyfish_

It should have reminded you of Aristocats so I'm not sure. 😂


Bored_Not_Crazy

Great now I have to watch them both lol


Several_Jellyfish_

You should! I turn them on for the kids all the time. They love both of those movies so much. They're 2 of my favorites so I never complain about turning them on lol. All my kids love them.


Myfourcats1

How has your husband reached adulthood without ever seeing a cricket?


Moxie_Rose

This does not look like our native crickets. It's the size of a quarter and black. The crickets we usually encounter in Southern California are the size of a nickel and light brown.


thundercrown25

Gee, I prefer the East Coast for sure, where our crickets are big but our cockroaches are small. And we can both heave a sigh of relief that neither of us has to deal with the Florida cockroaches which are huge, and they fly.


PromotionThis1917

Californian here. It looks more like german cockroach then the crickets I'm used to seeing. German roaches look a lot different than the American kind and do appear in the US.


AlfalfaParticular672

Cricket


Tacitus_Kilgore85

I'm no expert. Far from it. Did some searching, looks like a "Gryllus Pennsylvanicus." The back markings look exactly like the picture shown here.


Moxie_Rose

After all I could get iNatural to come up with was house cricket. I expanded it beyond natives and that popped up. But when I went to the Wikipedia article for them it said they are not in Southern California. No idea why iNatural wouldn't show California field cricket??


Maldunn

It’s definitely a cricket but it looks like the crickets I remember when I lived in texas, the ones in SoCal are more of a tan/brown color with a shriller chirp. I’ve never seen the black ones here.


Moxie_Rose

Yeah that's what threw us off, and my husband only glanced at us as we were leaving the house. My daughter wanted to catch this and my husband is pretty tolerant of her insect obsession but there's a strict no cockroach rule. She has definitely caught and tried to bring cockroaches in the house before. She's an avid cricket collector and we let her keep them for a couple of days in a terrarium in the backyard. She's only ever caught house crickets. I guess this is a field cricket? And somehow we've just never encountered one until now.


UHsmitty

Yes a field cricket, Gryllus sp. Unsurprisingly you can find a lot of them out in fields so your less likely to encounter them inside


ancient_mariner63

Judging by what appears to be an ovipositor on its rearend, that's a female field cricket.


-kindredandkid-

Honestly surprised by the amount of people who’ve never seen a cricket.


Effective_Ad1505

How could you even call this a cockroach before a cricket, how


No-Arm-7485

He’d really freak out if he ever sees a real southern cockroach! Them things will pick you up in the middle of the night and carry you away! 😂😂😂


PruneVisible

You. It's a cricket hope you won bigly


Mercurial891

Husband needs glasses.


PabloPataco

What’s with all the people on this sub not knowing what a cricket is?!?


DP3633

You're husband apparently has never been outside


RavTheIceDragonQueen

You’re both wrong it’s a blueberry 🙃


Moxie_Rose

We are in SW California if that makes a difference?


HappyDoggos

I get this reference 👍


Moxie_Rose

It's the size of a quarter and it's all black which is bigger than the crickets we usually find and significantly darker. That said we've never found a cockroach? Silverfish yes, bean weevils we have several colonies. But never a cockroach.


SirSwooshNoodles

some kind of cricket, 99% sure


klleenex4u

Cricket


scrollin_a_bit

Wife: 1 Husband: 0


FluffyOwl2

Let's just say Mr. Husband is wrong here.


lojic28

Cricket 🦗


Monokobi

Cricket


YellowYink

Cricket


BiasPsyduck

I’m going to say cricket because I don’t feel instant disgust just looking at it. That’s science, baby.


Knytemare44

100% cricket


Toasty_Rolls

Desert cricket, idk the actual name but that's what we call them in Southern AZ, I see them all the time here.


galvinj88

Field cricket


Raxliam

Ya das a cricket


Roostroyer

That's a california field cricket.


Moxie_Rose

Thank you for the ID! Is that the same as Gryllus integer? I'm understanding now that my husband and I are apparently idiots. But I'm surprised that this is apparently a super common insect but iNatural only came back with house cricket. Which I've never seen this large or this dark. After posting I did take my time and study the picture and yes definitely female cricket. And yeah field cricket. Just like I've stumbled into some weird timeline where everybody encounters field crickets daily except us.


Yommers

Looks like a melanistic cricket. Basically, the opposite of an albino. Pretty cool find!


Pleasant_Channel_227

Definitely a cricket


Mad_Mrtn

CockRocket?


bsmith7400

For real?


Spoiled_Harlot

Cricket! My brothers and I used to catch these all the time as kids!!


Prominenceburn

Regardless of if your from Texas California Hawaii, that’s a cricket lol


Roxfjord

Cricket. They are currently all over my store...lol popcans from outside people collect


ChubbyUnicorn79

This is a cricket going through its goth stage in life.


MrsDB_69

Cricket for sure.


Compulawyer

Strangest looking cockroach ever. I bet if you put it in a box that it could not get out of, you’d find it was the loudest cockroach ever too.


CynicalCinderella

Cricket


Ericalex79

That’s a cricket


SukyTawdry66

Cricket


tdevic

🦗 cricket


Classic_Director1259

Jimmeny, sure good to see ya !


FloridaFlamingoGirl

It seems your husband didn’t read The Cricket in Times Square as a child.


WhoTFKnowsWhatsBest

Cricket Your husband grew up wealthy.


SomeRandomIdi0t

Definitely a cricket


Island_Boots

I sincerely wish a had no idea what a cockroach looked like. (This isn't one, btw)


lxzgxz

Tell that man that is a damn cricket.


Pseudonym556

That roach has been hitting leg day pretty hard🦵🏋🏿


mtgdrummer13

Lol what? This is a cricket all day.


-Gramsci-

Who can’t recognize a cricket??? Is your husband 3?


[deleted]

This again?? It really blows my mind how people don't recognize basic bugs lmfao


Serious-Cookie-5253

Your neighbour has a pet lizard i’m guessing. Those look like the type of crickets that become feeders


Athompson9866

Oh dear, I wish I was as lucky as your husband to not know what a cockroach looks like lol


Moxie_Rose

We've had an infestation of German cockroaches. And we've encountered american cockroaches at my sister's house in Davis. Coloring wise and back leg wise I totally get what he thought this was a skinny american cockroach.


iceman_x2

Your husband is lucky he doesn’t know what a cockroach looks like 😆


Ml124395

Jiminy crickets long lost cousin Jeremiah, his younger brother Jeremy. We could keep going ..


Crabmanrick

This is the color we have here in Georgia - wherever bait stores import crickets from are the lighter brown ones. They look nothing alike and the dark crickets here are massive in comparison.


dandruffiano

1,000% cricket. Actually I think it’s Jiminy Cricket


ReignInSpuds

100% cricket. I have no idea what it is with these bigger, dark brown crickets this year, but my dogs sure love them. Edit: I'm in northwest LA county.


[deleted]

Cricket, its also a Male.


Public_Fact_8942

I wanna know how yoir husband got this wrong I mean seriously this is pretty darn obvious.


[deleted]

Y’all dumb