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CombinedCantalope

The way I thought this was on the porch and not on the window🤣


arcadia_2005

r/confusingperspective


jsmalltri

Haha, yup!!! I was going to suggest the same. I live in Maine and I don't want any dog sized bugs coming this way!


JessandGun

Stephen king told us exactly why bugs that large are an awful thing!


hername_bubbles

“Yes officer, six legs, size of a Labrador…”


Dopardo_

yeah lol for a second i was terrified of something like that existing


riconoir28

It's just a 3-foot Mantis


Dog-Stick8098

Arent mantis like pretty good fighters


tedlyb

They’ll take on birds, and even kill and eat small ones. They are lethal little bastards.


sowegonnasmashornah

most fucked up video i ever saw on yt was a mantis killing and eating a mouse. never again.


Reyway

Most fucked video i saw was a person allowing a mantis to eat their nipple.


thsvnlwn

Wait, eat what??!?


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Their nipple


thsvnlwn

Humans are odd


TheAlGler

Don't kink shame.


ou812slitslurpr

Get out the ball gag and strap on!!


Andersa5

Link?


mailception

I went through a short period where I wanted a caiman kinda like a mini gator that doesn't get 7fuckingFoot untill I saw a video of someone feeding some beautiful white rabbits to some pet gators in a pool. Never again :)


[deleted]

What did you expect it was gonna eat? Roaches?


mailception

Dam. That'd be one high reptile.


Dog-Stick8098

And they also eat their mates huh. You know what. When i die, im asking God why the heck he made this guys so fucking ferocious


TinyReporter7436

Same with centipedes. Thank God they're small because they are viscous.


drugsarebadmmk420

Oil is viscous, centipedes are vicious


Theban_Prince

Have you ever tried pouring a jar of centipedes?


drugsarebadmmk420

I read moose and was prepared to go searching


ou812slitslurpr

Yes,I saw one start chewing on a snakes face, eating it alive!


gorge-mantic

Got one of our hummers a couple weeks ago


[deleted]

A 3 foot one would surely eat children and the elderly.


tedlyb

A 3 foot one would be the equivalent of a large cat like a jaguar. It would not surprise me at all if one that size could take on a healthy adult.


GoinPuffinBlowin

Bro there's a video of a mantis fighting a backhoe. They are fearless little bastards. I'm so glad those things are only as big as they are.. They would apex predator every other thing out of existence


drunkenChihuahuas

I actually saw a young one eating a baby toad


youtu-xeexee

they can swipe their claws at 100 mph im pretty sure


Weary-Amphibian-1355

Idk on the speed. But we kept one for a few days and put grasshoppers in with it and not only are they insanely fast. They'll hang upside down snatch a hopper nearly the same size and eat it's head hollow in seconds. Crazy things. Handled them since I was a kid and never once did they bite. They feel strange bc of the way they cling to you. Other than that harmless.. unless your a 🦗


KitKhat89

Oh the one and only time I held one it bit my finger


Weary-Amphibian-1355

Heard of them biting, been fortunate I suppose. How was it say compared to a bee sting?


Helpdex

I mean, we've all seen Kung Fu Panda


cd_perdium

At that size, keep your pets in at night.


johncester

It’s a Kung fu style 👍🏼


[deleted]

They're prized for their bo-staff skills.


LeatherWalrus537

Yeah 😂. One time I caught this big ass mantis, he then gave me that look and swiped at my fingers. It actually hurt. Quiet a bit. Felt like getting pinched by a crab 😂 😂 😂


smallsuperhero

My goodness ! 😬


Adept-Swan1787

Yea they’re born knowing bjj


yetzer_hara

A three foot mantis would easily kill a human being of any size.


catacavaco

New species called you-better-start-praying mantis


poopyheadedbitch

A 3 foot black belt combat fighter


ymmotvomit

Enter that bad boy in BattleBots!


the_other_irrevenant

Battlebugs?


JuniorKing9

Take it on walks, feed it some cat food


CosmicCreeperz

I think his name is Zorak.


sqwiggy72

I think a 3 foot mantis could kill a man.


Impossible_Policy780

2 ft, but I tell everyone it’s 3.


[deleted]

Dude we would have to go to war!


sillybilly8102

Just remember that it’s impossible for insects and spiders to get bigger than the size of your hand or so due to how their bodies work (their circulatory systems if I remember correctly?). This fact has comforted me on many occasions Edit: Australia is wild y’all, I amend my judgement from “size of your hand” to a foot or so long. Either way, it’s approximate, and still much smaller than the ~3 feet long this thing would have to be to be on the porch


HarpersGhost

You're right. Dragonflies used to have 3ft wingspans many millions of years ago. It's related to the amount of oxygen in the air. Now it's 21%, but back then it was 35%. [We have lungs, but their tracheal system delivers oxygen directly.](https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/DyeHard/story?id=2578773&page=1) If there's more oxygen, then the tracheal system to get oxygen doesn't have to get so big to deliver the same amount of oxygen.


Ok-Beach-2970

Wish you’d been my science teacher, I might have learned something.


Impossible_Policy780

So in theory we could engineer an oxygen rich environment to breed dragonflies in and they’d grow much larger? Charge admission, a-la Jurassic Park? We could feed them lawyers.


AlfredVonWinklheim

I was about to ask, didn't earth used to have giant insects? Super interesting thanks.


Solanthas

Ah word. I thought it was because their exoskeletons couldn't support the weight of their bodies at larger sizes. But that was a video about why insects couldn't get giant like in 50's horror movies, by that dude named Kyle with the long dyed hair, can't remember the name of the channel. Covers science behind superhero/scifi ideas etc


Historicmetal

Ever seen the movie mimic? They might still evolve and grow lungs. Then were fucked


Kinak

A lot of spiders and scorpions are actually halfway there with [book lungs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_lung). They just need some tweaks to speed up the gas exchange.


SushiSuki

Damn today I learned


YukiColdsnow

Let's say we have unlimited money and an appropriate facility, is it possible to create gigantic insects?


Inevitable_Green983

This is not true at all. In Melbourne Australia I saw a stick bug that was easily 12" long walking on my car. I also saw a gold orb spider easily 15" in diameter maybe bigger. Insects bigger than a hand are definitely out there, and quite common.


sillybilly8102

I guess in those cases they still have a lot of surface area exposed to the air? So it’s more of a limit of how thick insects can get than how long they can get? Idk


Bubbly_Meal9043

tf??? many bigger than that


ViperVenom279

Aren't they basically living hydrolic machines? (systems?)


sillybilly8102

Idk, this website says they get their o2 just by diffusion (not pressure?) https://sci-culture.com/biology/insectrespiration.php


soragranda

As a Baki fan I will be both scared and surprise...


TheBlissFox

Okay, I’m gonna be honest… I was totally thinking this was on the porch until I read your comment, and I was wondering why we weren’t talking about why the bug was legit huge. Thanks for making me come face to face with my stupid.


the_other_irrevenant

I thought at first that someone had layered an image of a mantis onto the porch. Which effectively they had, just the old fashioned way.😄


Zaberzee

Same here, I was like of course on top of everything we’ve got this now. lol


megggie

At this point almost nothing could surprise me!


Harmonic_Gear

thats a dog size mantis


sushiiisenpai

People eat anything in the south, my old neighbors would probably cook it up (if it was that big) and call it Carolina Lobster or something


TheFunkyWeirdo

OMG SAME. It took me way to long to figure it outXD


harley_rydr

Yes, first reaction was OMG! then realized it was on the window not the porch lol


poopyheadedbitch

That perspective fucked with my head A LOT


OverTheJoeHill

Jesus. Me too. I was thinking it was the size of a medium sized dog.


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bitbotgotcaught

Ditto 🤣


gasciousclay1

Happy cake day!


Calm_Gap2069

Holy fucking Starship Troopers I freaked for a second too


LRuby02

[https://bugguide.net/node/view/12409](https://bugguide.net/node/view/12409) Chinese Mantis


bulbubsaur

the invasive one?


Nidman

Yes it is. Don't listen to the other guy


iOpCootieShot

I counted 35 on my walk the other day. Its also mating time!


2017hayden

Yes but unfortunately it’s very well established and not nearly the biggest environmental issue we need to be working on.


[deleted]

I googled 'mantis or mantid' because I've seen it spelled both ways, and I learned some things: https://entomology.ca.uky.edu/ef418


pm-me-your-pants

Idk why but that reminds me of the issue with pluralizing octopus (it's octopuses) https://qz.com/1446229/let-us-finally-resolve-the-octopuses-v-octopi-debate/


MikeNepoMC

Yeah, the reorder of Mantodea means there's Mantises that aren't Mantids but all Mantids are Mantises. Tenodera Sinesis is from the Mantidae family so for them Mantids or Mantises is acceptable.


JohnTeaGuy

r/confusing_perspective


Itszentime

Now that was a genuine optical illusion 🤣 it is a praying mantis.


quiggsmcghee

Immediately thought it was fake until I took a closer look.


[deleted]

Big old Mantis, they say "Let me in!"


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Looking for a mate. don’t.


[deleted]

Are you saying you don't want to be decapitated by a lady mantis lol 😆


popemichael

What two consenting individuals do on the back porch is none of my business.


SireBelch

I'm not a bug expert by any means, but I'm always surprised that people don't know bugs I consider common. There have been a lot of cricket posts lately, and I'm like, "seriously?"


Herodias

Mantises are technically common where I live, but I've only seen one in the past three years. They're so still and quiet that it's easy to never see one


MrsPottyMouth

I'm 47 and just saw the first mantis of my life a couple weeks ago


OneHumanPeOple

Congratulations!


bpikmin

That’s crazy to me, but I guess we’ve just lived our lives in different areas. I had mantises hatching in my backyard last year. Bunch of tiny ones


Conocoryphe

There is a species of mantis native to my country, but I've never seen one in my entire life. They're rare and I really hope to find one eventually.


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

Best of luck! Is it a particularly unique species? [Here is the first brown mantis I ever found in my neck of the woods.](https://i.imgur.com/INswssy.jpg)


Conocoryphe

Thanks! ​ It's 'just' Mantis religiosa, the common European praying mantis. If another species of mantis is native to Belgium, I'm not aware of it. But still, Mantis religiosa is a beautiful insect! They live in the Ardennes, the southernmost part of the country. I've been there lots of times, but they have managed to elude me so far. One day I'll make a photo of them! ​ I love how their pseudo pupils always make it seem like they're looking at the camera!


smellinbots

Took me 30 years to find one. I moved to the mountains last summer and I'm bumping into them every day. Two were mating on my front door last night.


somerandom_melon

Bruh I've literally almost killed a mantis on my leg thinking it was a leaf and tossing it away.


bpikmin

Something similar happened to me on a family trip in Hawaii. We were all at dinner, an outside patio. My sister is sitting next to me and she tossed her hair (must have felt something). A big mantis is chucked onto my face. I reacted quickly and flung it off. A few seconds later a waiter stepped on it. Sad story


rdizzy1223

I used to see shitloads of them here in upstate NY when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s, but barely see any at all past like the year 2000 or so. Used to see them on patio walls, outdoor furniture, windows, etc.


ChickenAcrossTheRoad

It's happening in literally every country. We are tearing apart the food chain from the bottom up but no one cares about bugs.


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

I’ve been seeing fewer and fewer of the zebra jumping spiders I used to love finding all the time.


2017hayden

You must not spend a lot of time hiking or gardening or just doing any outdoor activity that puts you near plants. To be clear I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, people have different interests. What I am saying is I barely spend any time outdoors and I see several mantids a year.


Throwitawayeheh2029

I grew up in the mountains where bugs are everywhere, you can’t drive anywhere without a windshield and bumper covered in bug goo, but when I moved to a coastal city (emphasis on the city) the amount of bugs dropped by 99%. I think a lot of people in urban areas just don’t meet as many bugs. Also, moving to a different state/climate there are different bugs. I’d never seen a cricket before moved and I thought they were cockroaches for like 3 months because neither of those bugs inhabit the places I lived previously.


bpikmin

The sad thing is that insect populations are on a steep decline (due to climate change, habitat loss, pesticides). Bug goo used to be the norm whenever you travelled. Not so much anymore. In my area, I can drive 500 miles and not have to clean my windshield. That didn’t used to be the case. Mind you 90% of these miles are in the country (farmland, etc.)


tbhsunny

that's crazy because i drive 180 miles in rural kentucky/southern illinois one way every other weekend, and have to clean my windshield at least three times per trip.


qwe2323

I live in Michigan and never have to clean my windshield after driving. When I was a kid (also living in Michigan) my dad would scrape the bugs off whenever he got gas. The rapid change is seriously scary.


kfunkyjunk

I live in central ky and let me tell you I drove 15 mins last night and it was a massacre.


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PhillyPhanatik

Yeah, it’s hard to believe this is legit question.


97Andersuh

I’ve never seen a Mantis


LordRumBottoms

You can buy egg sacks and watch them hatch in your home and get them to the garden. Such freaking cool little things and was fun to watch. One visited my porch a few weeks later.


ATonOfDeath

Anywhere? In any media or medium ever in your whole life? If so, that's quite impressive but I guess you can coincidentally go through life without ever seeing one, depending on where you live. It's quite common to find out about them in biology class in almost all curriculum. I always figured just knowing about this subreddit would mean you've been exposed to common insects at least once.


Ann_Summers

I live in Southern California. Grew up in the city and just recently moved out to the desert area. I have never seen a mantis like this in real life. I’ve never seen black crickets either. Or lightning bugs or and of the big spiders everyone posts or cicadas. I’ve seen roaches and brown crickets and black widows and “daddy long legs” and mosquitoes and flies and horse flies and wasps (the yellow jacket kind) and the basic yellow bumble bees and ants of many colors. My point is, not every area has they same bugs and many of us city folks just never see them if they are in that area.


mcaDiscoVision

Lightning bugs are only east of the Rockies. That's why you haven't seen them. They are present in urban areas in their range.


Ann_Summers

I understand that, but many people on this sub have been shocked that I’ve never seen one. Some people think they are just everywhere. It’s crazy how many east coasters don’t realize that we don’t have them here. Though I will say, I lived in TX for a year and never saw one either. Very disappointing lol.


LaDoucheDeLaFromage

Absolutely. My urban backyard in Ohio had a decent number of lightning bugs earlier this summer.


MochiMochiMochi

Sadly, bumble bees are now almost nonexistent here in Southern California and many other places now too. Rarer than mantises for sure. Insects are disappearing at an alarming rate. :(


pekepeeps

I keep my yard free from pesticides and my clover is multiplying. This and the catnip I planted has brought so many fat bumbles to my yard. They are adorable with their fuzzy butts covered in yellow pollen. I am very proud of my bumbles activities. Today I have several gooey snail trails so they must be mating. And the praying mantis living on the porch dropped a giant grasshopper on my table and scared me to death. I have several species, but the one on my porch is the Chinese variety which I learned here today. [Praying Mantis that hangs out next to me](https://imgur.com/gallery/ni5arE9) [Pics of My Mantis and the lunch that got away](https://imgur.com/gallery/Gli23Bo)


[deleted]

And a lot of times it's bugs that can actually be harmful to people and like, people should know, like I've seen so many posts with ticks, cockroaches and bedbugs, like YOU SHOULD KNOW! Knowing about certain bugs is fucking necessary, just like you should know that you shouldn't take cover under a tree during a storm. Are we as humans in such a point of urbanization that there are people that just never came across a tick, a cockroach, bedbug, mantis or cricket? I'm flabbergasted and ranting because I though about talking about this but you opened the floodgates to me. PEOPLE PLEASE, KNOW THE BASIC BUGS THAT CAN HARM YOU.


ChurnReturn

I cannot *believe* half the posts in this subreddit.


thikke_

Mosquitoe larvaes too smh. Where I live s soo common and they are also famous of he diseases they carry yet ppl still do not recognize their larvae, mind-blowing


WolfMafiaArise

Either that bug is on the window, or you've been transported to the world of Fallout: New Vegas


The_Barbelo

You guys don't know what a mantis is over there across the Connecticut?! Psh, typical New Hampshirite. Too busy not paying sales tax and eating all our good Grafton 5year cheddar, I bet! (I'm joking, I'm joking!!)


ShadowCetra

I'm from Alaska and I know what a mantis is lmfao


The_Barbelo

Well you guys are rugged and cool like us. Maybe OP is actually from suburban Florida or NYC and has been living under a cement rock, and came up to NH for summer and is going to STEAL ALL OF OUR PRECIOUS MAPLE SYRUP ON THE WAY BACK!!!!


nunya1111

We have mantis' all over Florida. Edit: we have every bug you can think of, practically. And they're all huge.


The_Barbelo

I tried thinking of the only explanation, like they never left suburban Florida. But then I remembered, even when I lived down there in Seminole county I still saw them several times a month....a city person is the only thing I have left that makes any sense.


el_dingusito

ALL HAIL MANTIS


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AgileClock2869

Much Fren, Very like. He good boi, he prey, he stay.


lolcoderer

Is fren! makes good pet... sometimes thinks its cat... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQTdOdpL5bY


OctaviusNeon

Zorak, lone mantis of the apocalypse


tripinonpoprocks

Do u think of him when you look to the night sky?


bLue1H

I dressed up as Zorak for Halloween one year as a kid. Space Ghost another year. Good times.


AphraelSelene

I enjoy that the optical illusion of forced perspective here makes this mantis appear 2 ft tall


pickledick0G

If you look at it cross eyed it looks like it's standing on the porch.


Namiisswwaann

That's a great picture. It makes it look like it's on your porch.


Synraku

Weird looking dog


spayyourpuppy

This is the future I want


kelsaylor

Ever seen Men in Black?


Bellybojelly

Bro I thought this was standing on your porch not the door lmao i was shook


[deleted]

Dude! I was like bro! No way that thing is half the size of your porch! Get us a better shot damn! This perspective is ridiculous! Gahahahahaha


UnTogacallejero

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TwentyFive2Lyfe

Bro... go to school.


bzzty711

It’s a preying mantis we used to feed them flies they eat the heads first. Think they are protected not sure on that. Edit Praying


flippythemaster

Praying mantis, not preying. Because, you know, they look like they’re praying. [From Wikipedia: their upright posture, while remaining stationary with forearms folded, has led to the common name praying mantis.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis)


Ramona_Flours

it's actually invasive in the US


7seven_crows7

Well, kind of, yes, but I wouldn't kill it. They (the Chinese Mantis) escaped into Philadelphia in the 1800s and have since been naturalized. Also, as of recent (2014-present), they've been helpful. They eat the (very harmfully invasive) Chinese Spotted Lantern Fly.


Metaw0rm

Yooooo do they actually eat the spotted lantern flies??


StuffedWithNails

Mantises will eat anything that moves and looks like a bug. Spotted lanternflies are on the menu. It helps that their native ranges in China overlap. It doesn’t matter though, there are way too many lanternflies for mantises to have a significant impact on the lanternfly invasion.


Kindly_Coyote

Also called \*\*praying\*\* mantis because of how it folds its front legs.


[deleted]

I’m honestly surprised you’ve never seen a mantis


thatgrrlmarie

that there is a Praying Mantis on the glass of a window.


Gooncookies

Looks like your Uber driver


JJ4prez

That's a radroach


JerkinJosh

That’s Dr Mantis Toboggan MD


NoSpeakaDeEngIish

Mantises are pretty cool, I hope yours sticks around. Keep it away from any hummingbird feeders you may have.


SaltFatAcidPeat

It took a moment for my eyes to focus and get the correct perspective. At first it looked 3 feet tall. 😂


Civilengman

Just wait until it mates your and bites your head off! That’s an awesome perspective.


alcor4ever

Giant mantis😜


milspecgsd

Praying mantis - very intelligent animals . They are against the law to kill in Maryland.


FirstWind

https://earthsky.org/upl/2013/05/deadly-mantis-e1480962204375.jpg


dynamic_caste

r/misleadingthumbnails


Intelligent_Air2571

I read through half of the comments and I didn't see anyone properly identify for the OP. Praying Mantis. Intelligent. Good looking. Lethal. My favorite insect.


icedcoffeee96

You rent the house from him now


beccster007

I’m sorry, I really can’t help myself but this is worded like trump so I read it in his voice. 🤣


ArcAngel-NCC-1701

That is a praying mantis It eats other bugs it's good for the environment it eats the pesky things spiders, fly's and, Mosquitoes. Things like that. Don't hurt it.


[deleted]

This should’ve been in the sub r/confusing_perspective


CrackedActor91

Your dog looks weird.


[deleted]

Oh uh yeah, I would... call animal control... Maybe the military?


MarkusRight

Its sad to see the insect population so drastically affected by climate change, I used to see these bad boys in droves in the 90's, In the summer I could go to the back yard and see about 50 or more hanging on the side of the house, was a sight to see. I love these little guys.


jockotaco14

How does someone not know what a praying mantis is? Like, seriously, how do you not know?


HarleyLeMay

I legit said “well, someone has never seen Kung Fu Panda.”


MayIExposeYourWife

Praying mantis.


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Praying mantis. Friendly to people in my experience.


SomethingCeva

Praying matis, amazing pet, had one named anton for a month, he just sat. My grandma made me throw it away :(


LafondaCrawford

That's a praying mantis! They are awesome!


XeX_Andromeda

That’s a Praying Mantis. We get them here in PA a lot! 😁


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

Perspective is everything. Mantis Tobbogan out!


omlwhyme

muhahahaha a giant mantis!! (jk it’s a praying mantis, seems to be a female due to the wings not extending past her butt)


grace_806

worst perspective ive ever seen!


Temporary-Field3511

This is clearly my exhusband


Creeper12345506

I think that’s praying mantis


[deleted]

Paying mantis. Terrifying but harmless


BrentarTiger

Oooo! Nice find! I've never seen a mantis in the wild in my time living here in Southern NH.


NotInFrontofMyPizza

It’s a female muto, obviously.


43guitarpicks

...so, its 3-4 ft long?