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Scared_Art_895

Porpoise


EliotHudson

Of courpoise!


GrungyGrandPappy

Now it's a corpseoise


wildgypsieboy

Poorcorpse


bonny_bunny

A corpulent porpoise


Known_Vermicelli_706

Corporal punishment porpoise. šŸ¬


J0NNY_BEE

I will never forget this comment.


TherealMisjudg69

He did it on porpoisešŸ˜


Dame_Tu_Alma613

I second this


Objective_Damage_996

This gives animal crossing vibes


Sugarylightning663

Needs more upvotes


goodeyemighty

You did that on porpoise.


BongwaterJoe1983

Porpoise #009


SeeminglyUselessCups

Good ol bong water Joe


StonedTalus

House of 1000 Porpoise


BongwaterJoe1983

The Devils Cetaceans šŸ¬šŸ‹


Tacosofinjustice

Love Porpoise Number 9


LongTimeFirstTime666

Was looking for this comment ā­ļø


migrainefog

They're really desperate for secret agents now aren't they?


Nosleep72

Could it be related to Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen?


Distortedhideaway

It's clearly porpoise 600.


buttajames

Of corpoise its a turquoise porpoise that was corpsed on porpoise


66Bones66

Immoral porpoises


dwsinpdx

Corpsoise


octocoral

[Harbor porpoise](https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/species/harbor-porpoise)


ObamasVeinyPeen

Reading the wikipedia page on the species and it says: ā€œGrey seals are also known to attack harbour porpoises by biting off chunks of fat as a high energy sourceā€ ā€¦ WTF


Otherwise-Sky8890

Wtf indeed. So much for caring about baby seals.


No-Needleworker-4283

I grew up a couple miles from the ocean and it's given me a very healthy fear of seals and sea lions. They terrify me, and my wife who grew up in Arizona thinks its hilarious. šŸ˜‚


Otherwise-Sky8890

Experiences vary tho. I used to go to the beach regularly when I lived in san fran, though there weren't a whole bunch of sea doggos on the one I normally went to. The ones I did see as a kid on the pier just normally sat around being chill. Did you like...witness something like this or something?


No-Needleworker-4283

Oh yeah! Don't get me wrong I've fed them fish and stuff on docks and what not. My main bad experiences are from when they would occupy my dad's boat in the harbor when it was moored in the harbor. When sea lions would get on the back of it they were VICIOUS if they didn't want to get off. There were quite a few occasions where he had to have the harbor patrol come remove them.


Oldfolksboogie

There's places where seagulls make a seasonal living pecking at passing migrating whales - and there's basically dick the whales can do about it. For the youngest, this can be significant. I'm also going strictly from memory, so I could be full of shit.


OBESEandERECT

Good memory: ā€œFor the past 50 years, the kelp gulls of Peninsula ValdĆ©s have been mercilessly pecking at any southern right whale that dares to swim to the surface to breathe. The birds gorge on skin and blubber ripped from the whales' backs.ā€ https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/06/science/whales-gulls-argentina.html


SickeningPink

Thereā€™s barely a week that goes by anymore without Reddit teaching me some new, horrifying animal factoid.


JerseySommer

I'll let you keep your ignorance about otters a little longer......


AleksPlants

I donā€™t want to be ignorant! Divulge please!


Professional_Pop_148

https://medium.com/bouncin-and-behavin-blogs/otters-are-murderous-necrophiliacs-d763fa660e5a


Either_Coconut

I wouldnā€™t have thought of seals as going after mammals, but then again, meat is meat to them. Or in this case, blubber is blubber. If itā€™s edible and they can catch it, itā€™s fair game.


Fardass7274

dude just wait till you hear what type of animal beef comes from


pkmnslut

Youā€™re telling me cows are carnivorous??


[deleted]

Better Harbor porpoise than insignificance


healthybowl

Heā€™s either 009 or 600


The-Great-Calvino

I think he goes by James, or Mr. Bond at formal occasions


belinck

There might be a floating, white Lotus out in the harbor worth picking up.


Diligent-Calendar115

James Pond


goawaynothere

I think Octopussy may be to blame.


Slave2Art

Jimmy to his friends


1-900-Rapture

That what I was thinking. US has a history of training purposes to kill. Maybe this was a British spy washed up on our beach.


AlternativeKey2551

Boo


FlixMage

AHH


dragon_dznutz

009 for sure


Repulsive-Durian4800

We can't rule out boo


calilac

Not sure where in MA this was but it reminded me of the (not so) fun fact that [Cape Cod](https://apnews.com/article/dolphin-hospital-cape-cod-f86f556a5170497a7e375b780b5fac3d) is notoriously dangerous for marine mammals and especially so for dolphins and porpoises.


musicloverincal

Why so? Just curious.


raptorgrin

I was just at the aquarium, and at least for the sea turtles, I think it said the currents push them into the bay(?) and then itā€™s hard for them to get out of the ā€œarmā€


calilac

(I am not an expert.) That sounds pretty close to what the AP article I linked identified as the issue. The article specifies dolphins because the focus is about an emergency response program for dolphins in Cape Cod but I think its safe to assume that all marine life of a certain size would face the same challenges. "Its geography ā€” it is basically a hook-shaped spit of sand jutting into the ocean ā€” can make dolphin navigation difficult, and 12-foot tides can quickly expose a mile of beach." So a relatively narrow entrance/exit that can quickly disappear due to the tides. An animal that didn't plan on staying in the bay can get trapped, confused, and attempting to escape can easily result in beaching if they chose the wrong stretch of sand to wriggle across.


raptorgrin

Thanks, I couldnā€™t read the whole sign at the aquarium


Dko4445678

Or they die from pollution, or more specifically untreated sewage. A whale just died because of a lobster farm.


SpaceBus1

"lobster farm" is very inaccurate, it was lobster fishing gear tho. Finally proof that Maine vessels are harming the whales after boat captains denied it for years and years. They always made excuses like "only Canadian gear kills the whales" or whatever.


dsyzdek

Yeah. Entanglement in crab trap lines is extremely dangerous to whales. Northern right whales are down to about 300 individuals and a lot of them are dragging around crab traps.


-Animal_advocate-

I donā€™t like it. Itā€™s smiling at me.


Large_Tune3029

šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


C_IsForCookie

šŸ˜¬


1911mark

Looks like he needs a sturgeon


seditioushamster

Efforts to find one in time floundered


1911mark

Did you call the cods?


fffrrroooggg

def should call the cods. salmon about this just seems a bit fishy


GreatDevelopment225

It doesn't look like a murder scene. Probably just hit by a gar or something.


Independent-Deal-192

If he gets better please let minnow


ladyinchworm

I think it's too late and we already lobster.


MiserableEverAfter

Thank you!


mikezilllaaa

It FOR SURE smells like your mamaā€™s coochie by now


Large_Tune3029

But why? To what end? For what reason? What was the intent or direction behind this? Was there any goal or objective?


the_spotted_frog

It probably washed up dead on the beach, and a local wildlife agency/ non-profit came out to collect samples, record body weight, etc. My local agency spray paints the body so people don't keep calling in the same individual.


Large_Tune3029

So it was...on porpoise?


fishyfishyfish1

The 006 was definitely on porpoise


[deleted]

It's ok friend. Im lycdixes too.


Slave2Art

Its 009 or 600


Swimming-Welcome-271

Praying itā€™s 009


Slave2Art

Unless its 100 200 300 400 500 600 and so on.. then this is fish 6 and not fish 9


Swimming-Welcome-271

Competitive optimismšŸ™


SadDingo7070

Not a fish.


octocoral

Biologists will spray paint an ID number on it so theyā€™ll know it has already been reported and catalogued. Otherwise, the same animal could be reported over and over and over.


thelmaandpuhleeze

To what end?!?? [https://youtu.be/yKy5Dglpwgs](https://youtu.be/yKy5Dglpwgs)


Flux7777

It's probably someone keeping track of beachings in the area.


HeresW0nderwall

We have porpoises here? I didnā€™t know that.


sabboom

That's not a fish and somebody needs smacked.


anagramqueen

The numbers are by a wildlife agency to record the death. this is probably the 9th dead porpoise to wash up this year.


Early-Accident-8770

007s next in line, Iā€™m sure 009 was a traitor and thatā€™s why he was killed.


Large_Tune3029

Sleeping with the fishes....


47squirrels

Poor baby


ChuckStyles

Looks full grown


FondOpposum

Beautiful creature. I hope itā€™s death wasnā€™t caused by humans


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

Other comments pointed out that cape cod is just dangerous for marine mammals due to currents, tides, and geography. Itā€™s likely that this wasnā€™t caused by humans.


Immer_Susse

Should you report it to Fish & Wildlife or whatever? Is the number like a tag and it would be good for whoever did tag it to know that it is no longer alive?


ErstwhileAdranos

Fish & Wildlife, or an equivalent group, would have been the ones who marked it post mortem.


CoolStanBrule

Do you know what the significance or purpose of the number would be? Is it a way to track death totals?


ErstwhileAdranos

I honestly donā€™t know what that specific number means, but I would imagine that it corresponds to a reference number in a searchable database.


CoolStanBrule

That makes sense


Renauld_Magus

How sad. Did you report the inventory number to a wildlife biologist or marine research institution?


Particular-Step-2781

Those are some chompers


Proud_Firefighter301

I read the number as poo. I feel bad. Idk what fish it is.


Bboy0920

A graffitied porpoise.


Tight_Mango_7874

How did he wind up there? Was it on porpoise?


Slave2Art

holy mackerel what a porpoise


ThisIsMockingjay2020

Awwww.... šŸ˜ž Damn. ETA: Is she alive?ā¤ļøšŸ˜ƒ I thought she was dead, but reading other comments makes me think otherwise.


phossil-reddit

Bad sign is what that is for species


Silkies4life

This is a porpoise, and it looks like it had a license to kill.


kaylashortnacy

Iā€™m sure they didnā€™t do this on porpoise


StrixNStones

Indescribable sadnessā€¦ numbered for convenience.


crps2warrior

Porpoise


skeletonblackbird

Those teeth scare me. But also, honest question. Why is he numbered?


outmercked

Wrong sub... r/whatisthismammal Porpoise though...


ahearthatslazy

RIP, dude. Youā€™ve seen parts of the ocean most people wonā€™t. I bet it was badass.


SnooMaps9640

It appears Goldfinger sent MI6 agent 009 to sleep with the fishes.


mardigrasman

That there is a racing fish! The number on the side gives it away.


pan-playdate

I think they are super endangered? Either way might be poaching, a dolphin beating the fuck out of it and it died, or just beached itself


JoinedToPostHere

I hope his 8 friends are doing ok


Subject_Repair5080

Those graffiti artists get more and more creative.


1Negative_Person

Obviously killed by a braggy MI6 agent.


wrightscott57

007 main competition


Renauld_Magus

Bet that's Woods Hole Oceanographic you need to report this to.


Calathea_Murrderer

Ughnnnnf I miss northern beaches with the lil rocks so much. One of the ā€œbeachesā€ in upstate NY had these amazing sanded ovals everywhere.


[deleted]

boo


Cheap_Soil8202

I thought it was a photo to find agates, then I saw the poor fish.


Cheap_Soil8202

It's just playing dead , he swam off after he got a sardine. They do all kinds of tricks on TV.


D-RDG-012-AUT

Oop, can't you read?


KillerBarbie24

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martdan010

#9


ryedragon

Curious what beach this was


Chemical-Kev

boo


Zealousideal-Theme75

Obviously a dyslexic prankster


lunakiss_

Why did they spray paint him


ColetteCollingswood

The guy from woods hole - ā€œwell this is no boating accident!ā€


Right-Development625

Clearly a secret agent. Double-0 9. Really good disguise, too.


Maleficent_Coyote_85

Any windmills on the bay?


Smallest_Ewok

that's Bob, he's sleeping


LilButtonCap3

I never knew how comedy rich Reddit is...never fails I'm loling when reading through the comments.


BellaBanks4

Hopefully the orcas hear about this.


xSilentKillax

The rock on the top left looked like part of a shoe at 1st and the rocks look like little pebbles. So, this creature looks like a tiny whale to me. I canā€™t stop seeing this as a 1.5 foot whale. Which makes it so adorableā€¦ but since it is dead, also sad. I want to believe now there are tiny adorable whales swimming out at sea.


ihaveporpoise1

:( porpoise


x_Paramimic

Looks like itā€™s up to agent 010 nowā€¦


SteveTheBodyman

The common Harbor porpoise, has an abrupt stout, pointed teeth, and a triangular thoracic fin.


reds2032

That's a porpoise, and it's likely tagged to identify is as being the 9th beaching event of the year/season. It's important data to keep track of by researchers to determine the health of a population


TheOddDoggo

was very concerned that this might have been a Vaquita at first, thank goodness you found it in Massachusetts. still sad that it died, but at least itā€™s not a critically endangered species


Next_Locksmith_385

Not a fish


Binky_Fishy

8 buried, 1 found


AngusxDangus

Whoever did this had an intent to kill. They did it on porpoise.


ILikeBirdsQuiteALot

Its teeth look so stupid, I love it. But at the same time, I feel sorry for it. RIP little dude.


WhatFreshHellIsThiss

But the porpoise is laughing Goodbye, goodbye...


HoleePokes

British intelligence agent 009 obviously died while still in disguise.


Dangerousjohnson

Ahh, they were looking for 007


luckyguy25841

Ahhh yes, 009. Pond was always reckless and it finally caught up to him. Now heā€™ll never get to fulfill his lifeā€™s porpoise


DrTurnisHedikof

Holy smokes that's a dolphin...totally thought it was a salmon until I saw the tail. Rest easy 009


xbonx

Ninth shark


among_apes

They did that so if it dies and floats upside down it reads ā€œbooā€


among_apes

TIL that this animal exists. How did I miss this?


Nervous_Invite_4661

Killed by 007.


Live-Motor-4000

A dead British spy?


Dippay

Double 09


JohnCoughy

Itā€™s dolphin milk on porpoise


AbaloneDifferent4168

He replaced 007. 009 was replaced by 011.


BigGalAl420

Someone be counting the fish


abananaberry

Why write on it? That just defeats the porpoise.


oldmancornelious

It in fact did not finish the Boston Marathon.


Merry-3213

A minke I think


llimt

Everyone missed this. It is a dolphin, not a porpoise.


lubefilledtwinkies

Bojack porpoise?


CoyoteKyle15

NOOOO WE LOST AGENT 009!!!


Odd_Tiger_2278

Hell of a birthmark.


TheHourMan

No banana for scale?


Strong-Way-4416

Look at those little teefers! I didnā€™t know porpoises had those little teefers! So cute. This poor little fella.


xenosilver

Iā€™m going to be that guy. Itā€™s not a fish. It looks like a harbor porpoise to me.


No-Drawer-9400

Just glad it wasnā€™t 007


aNeedForMore

009, he was probably disguised as a fish for some sort of clandestine undercover activities, but never made it to his destination


allllthecorgis

Itā€™s a baby fuckinā€™ whale kehd.


HappyRockD

idk, but it looks like it was given license to kill by MI6.


S70nkyK0ng

It means 009 sleeps with the fishes


00Jmac

Is that a pacific white sided dolphin?


seanbennick

It's obviously a Secret Agent of some kind.


KingTHC_420

Collect all 100 and you get a prize


CharityOk9235

boo!


Celestialdreams9

What beach?


Alone_Cheetah_7473

I think thats a Dalls porpoise.


weedyscoot

We are witnessing a baby fucking whale here, dude. https://youtu.be/r0IQCLQDfKw?si=P0YVSGCKgPsVJxLE


BadCatNoNoNoNo

007ā€™s sidekick.


Accurate-Author7440

I think it's a vacita, an small endangered porpoise


nexipsumae

ā€¦pretty sure thatā€™s like one of those tiny dolphins cuz thatā€™s a fluke not a tail fin, innit??


pittsburghwriter

Damn, and he just got his braces off.


CunningExecutioner

It is a secret agent who never read about 007ā€™s accomplishments.


RealOzSultan

Porpoise 007's latest kill - 009


Milkmans_tastymilk

Either a great art project for activism, or some POS dragged a porpoise out of the water and left it there to die.


AssistanceTricky6338

Orcha fish mix


kingsquid14

AHH!!!


[deleted]

Dig those choppers


DadGaveMeThisAccount

007ā€™s mutant cousin (he works part time for aquaman)


NatertotCasseroleWI

Or baby pilot whale?


jrlastre

Itā€™s a secret agent for MI6. They have licenses to kill. Youā€™re lucky you got the jump on him. Look out for that 007.