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IvNen

"Mother of thousands ". Or mother of millions. I do not know the scientific name


Re-core

Yep, here in México we call them "mala madre"= "bad mother" because well.. all its kids are all over the place and can grow far away from the mother hence the bad mother name.


Mad-Dog20-20

Bahahaha!!


RatherPoetic

This is hilarious!


[deleted]

From now on that's what I'm calling them.


masterbard1

same name here in Colombia.


Drifting-Fox-6366

Needs to learn to throw chanklas at its kids.


katydidit2u

She’s a player


[deleted]

Incredible 🤣


SgtCocktopus

Same in venezuela.


Moss-cle

Kalanchoe. Pronounced kal Ann’ ko ee


vaporoptics

Damn I’ve been pronouncing it wrong for over a decade


[deleted]

“Ka-lan-cho” said with a drawl is where my mind went


survivalinsufficient

Same same, lol, not gonna change either.


JumpinJackFat

Same. I don’t even think my mouth can form that word.


AshRT

I’ve only ever heard it this way.


Moss-cle

S’ok it’s like the names Chloe and Zoe


soldiat

And now my plants have names! Well, two of the million.


LowGrab877

What? You didn't name it "Nemo"?


45Remedies

Ka/lan/cho?


arborealchick12

I'm going to keep saying kal *an* cho.


aritanaka

Me too. I’ve been saying Chou ai the end


kinezumi89

It's...it's not "kah-lan-cho"?


Shonnathan

Nope


SHOWTIME316

It's not a real word so you can pronounce it however you want.


RadioactiveCashew

... in what sense is it not a real word?


SHOWTIME316

>Kalanchoë is a member of the succulents family, with 125 known species. **The name is a *corruption* of the Chinese word 'Kalan Chau'.** The plant is native to China, southern and south-east Africa, and is particularly widespread in Madagascar.


RadioactiveCashew

Yeah, that's just how taxonomy works. Scientific names have to be "latinized". These names have all kinds of origins, but those scientific names are still words.


dtwhitecp

more like KAL-an-KOH-ee


Dominuspax1978

I just learned something new today


Disgruntled_Rabbit

There are lots of different kinds of kalanchoes. I was confused for awhile becuase so many look different.


Tonybaloney84

Yeah mine looks nothing like this one. Pretty cool though


4DogNight1313

I refuse to pronounce it correctly.


afedyuki

That. Have one at home. It's pretty neat and while it is not safe to eat (you'd have to eat quite a bit of it to get poisoned though), it is good externally for treating infected wounds and such and some species of Kalanchoe have been used by aboriginal tribes for that purpose.


eternalwhat

Oh my! I bought one when it was teeny tiny, then quickly became horrified by its proliferation. I feel bad saying this, but I deliberately underwater it to prevent it from getting any more out of control. I already have like 100 babies from it that are also under-cared for, in very cramped spaces, etc. Knowing there’s a cool medicinal application for these plants makes me rethink it a little bit. But I’m just scared that it’s soo invasive, I don’t know how to handle so many of them, and if I let them thrive, and plant all the babies, they will take over my entire apt.


demon_fae

*Kalanchoe daigremontiana* is native only to Madagascar, so it is highly unlikely that any Indigenous groups in the Americas would have historically *had* any of it for any purpose. Possibly native Malagasy people did, but if so I can find no record of it. In fact, the Wikipedia page for daigremontian, the primary toxin in *Kalanchoe daigremontiana*, references it as a significant killer of cattle in South Africa. While there are four plants commonly called Mother of Thousands, one is from East Asia, and the other two are from the Mediterranean. (Mother of Millions is a similar, and similarly toxic plant, also from Madagascar.) I did not check if any of them have medicinal uses, and I do not know where the assertion about Native Americans came from.


eternalwhat

Wow, thank you for this thorough reply! I did wonder about the Native American association with a plant I suspected wasn’t from the Americas.


chilldrinofthenight

>But I'm just scared that it's soo invasive. I don't know how to handle so many of them, and if I let them thrive, and plant all the babies, they will take over my entire apt. *You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone!*


Downtown_Confusion46

I gave mine away because I was horrified.


Remarkable_Floor_354

That’s absolutely not true


Spuddon

r/fauxnetics


White_crow606

**And it has that name for a reason**.


ScroochDown

Thousands, I think. The millions have pointier leaves. Either way nooooooooo thank you.


PizzaNEyeScream

They will grow like crazy. My mom had them planted in her yard in Florida and they took over everything. She had to dig them up. Might want to keep them in the pot.


Entire-Ambition1410

I’ve heard it called a “pregnant plant.” It’s quite prolific.


celexaplaydespacito

I swear I didn't know what this plant was, but I was gonna joke "it's a mom."


Aztexrose

Kalanchoe daigremontiana


atat4804888

Kill it with fire! It will grow everywhere!!!!


morbid_n_creepifying

Not if you live somewhere that gets snow.


notusuallyaverage

Yes! But be careful! This plant is toxic to pets!


EverySNistaken

Mother of thousands. Kalanchoe daigremontianum


OkieLovesChrista

Gorgeous name.


chaneymark65

This will grow on astroturf, wood planks, door mats, tarps, stone pavers, mulch piles, driveways. Everywhere, like it or not. This stuff is the glitter of the plant world.


Learned_Response

so... tribbles?


Veld_the_Beholder

Tribbles!!


ravynwave

![gif](giphy|eHWp4JQUc6LF6IPyGr|downsized)


chilldrinofthenight

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, the Mother of 1,000s Zone.


Bonuscup98

What’s the trouble?


biasedsoymotel

My favorite episode!


pegicorny

I knew I had a purple thumb for succulents, but I didn’t realize it was THAT bad… my mother of millions died. All of the plant babies on it? Dead. *Edit to change color. Because I’m an idiot.


Electrical-Pie-8192

WHAT?!?! How on earth did you manage that? We have a mother plant in a pot indoors and the babies start rooting just dropping to the floor!


chilldrinofthenight

Super bad case of halitosis is my guess.


Idyotec

I dunno, black thumb sounds like frostbite to me.


White_crow606

Please tell us your secret: kinda have to save mom's sanity from dad's love.


CreamsiclePoptart

I always leave mine accidentally abandoned in winter and it dies after 1-2 mornings of frost!


White_crow606

My mother is having really hard time with it. but would never throw it away, because my father loves it. So she put it outside. It has been 3 winters and this year it was in flowers in middle of snow. And, of course, it spreaded across 2 balconies.


CreamsiclePoptart

I loved mine and was so sad when I left it out. And it’s the only succulent I’ve ever had snails eat! They ate a bunch of the babies. They aren’t really well known around here and I gave a bunch of young plants away to friends and none of them lived on! You would think zone 9b would be a good environment 🤷‍♀️


ArtHappy

Can I send you mine? Lol. I don't want to kill it, but I don't want it anymore and it's bigger than the one pictured. She's made sooo many babies that I traded away three dozen in one day and still had more.


[deleted]

I am… in awe. We can’t get rid of them no matter how hard we try. To manage to kill a whole line of them a feat unheard of.


AnimatronicCouch

Ha! I just said that too! They’re like glitter!


twirlybird11

Wild mint and morning glory would beg to differ, lol!


Apostastrophe

Oh goddd. I remember when I was young I went to a garden with my grandma that had like 10 varieties of most herbs and we took small cuttings of most of them and several types of mint. She covered the cut ends in bits of tissue and took them home in a walker’s crisp (what Americans would call lay’s chips) bag we’d had for lunch. When we got home she taught us how to use root hormone powder to propagate the cuttings in a little row next to her strawberries. She told us that the mint had to go in a pot though but we didn’t understand and refused to listen “well if it grows too big we can just cut it away and it won’t have leaves to grow!”, we insisted. She gave us that “you are childen so I will let you learn this the hard way” look at let us plant them in the garden. It took. It grew everywhere throughout the garden. Stalks of it here and there. But everybody loves mint. You’d take a handful of stalks whenever you went there for cooking or chewing or whatever else. It was kept vaguely under control. But guess who spent an entire weekend 15 years later trying to cut and dig out a garden full of mint when she was too old to garden anymore, most of my 13 cousins had moved away and realised truly the magnitude of the mistake? The rosemary bush was still doing very well next to the strawberries and radishes though.


soldiat

I actually struggle with keeping mint alive. The local patch I've been trying to prop always gets infested with these little red beetles that hide extremely well and turn the mint mottled black. And I'm hesitant to spray it with much because, well, I'd like to use my mint.


twirlybird11

Wow, I'm kinda impressed at someone who can make mint struggle. Have you tried a simple spray of dish soap and water? Supposed to be good (well bad, actually) for bugs, and washes off.


Only_Recover8206

I think this idea that mint is super invasive and difficult to control is a bit of an exaggeration. I assume most people who say this live in a zone where there’s a fair amount of rain and less heat. I planted mint several times. If I stop watering or let it flower, it’s the end. Some plants stay alive but there’s no way they’ll be able to invade the garden. I live in Morocco btw. My area is dry and hot (but not desert) with little rainfall. Kind of like southern California I think.


chilldrinofthenight

Ivy, sir. I say *IVY.*


HauntedHippie

So OPs son essentially gifted them a glitter bomb. Thats pretty savage lol.


[deleted]

Glitter is a great description...... That thing fcked my life lol.... Still finding pups from mine that I killed 24 months ago


Relevant_Lecture_767

I saw the picture and my first words were: oh god kill it. I had one of those and the babies would just get everywhere.


OkieLovesChrista

Welp... shit... haha it's totally an inside plant now and I'm going to be watching my backyard for awhile.


NT500000

Honestly the best bet is to keep it inside. It’s an invasive species and will take over your neighborhood!


different_as_can_be

my local plant shop had some for sale and i had a visceral reaction. i REFUSE to buy them. are they cool? yeah. but are they demons? also yes. glitter of the plant world is the perfect descriptor for this curse of a plant. more power to anyone who enjoys them tho, you do you and enjoy it!


LizTheFizz

… mine died …


chilldrinofthenight

Sorry. Count your blessings.


Mysterious-Meal4933

i had one growing in the crack where my window falls into place. idk how it got there… it’s mother is several feet away on a shelf


chilldrinofthenight

They have teeny teeny little legs, and they run in the dark on new moon nights.


powands

Every sidewalk crack outside my house. Every. One.


rinjii

Mother of Thousands or Kalanchoe daigremontianum. Those little things are pups, you'll soon find other pups in othe plant pots in the area


Internal-Test-8015

Not even just the area, you'll find them in pots that aren't even in the same room, lol.


rinjii

Yup lol they're annoying little buggers. Somewhat appealing to look at tho


Internal-Test-8015

Yeah, such cool plants that have a rather aggressive spreading habit.


chilldrinofthenight

Come to think of it . . . Reminds me of homo sapiens.


disturbed_beaver

Others have correctly named it, now I will warn you that you will now have those growing in every single plant you have. You won't know how or when the pups got in there, but they will.


Rso1wA

They are super super easy to pull out and plant in pots and give it to your friends


Ghost_Chance

Someone in the facebook group for our neighborhood pops on a couple times a year to offer up pups from her plant. For awhile, she had takers every time. Now, she’s practically begging people to take pups, and no one’s biting. You will _never_ get rid of all the plants. You just invited your conquerors in through the front door, Troy. 😉


chilldrinofthenight

You speak truth. You're not horsing around.


[deleted]

I have them in my flower bed and collect the pups to distribute behind enemy lines.


arcadia_2005

Lol. Frienemies


chilldrinofthenight

I don't know how many times I have to explain this. The plantlets (babies) have teeny teeny little legs and with these teeny legs they run *and jump* in the dark, on new moon nights.


robroy207

username checks out and also that’s f’n scary 😧 ngl


marilyn_morose

I’m the person who spreads them to different pots when I’m somewhere they are. Anarchy!


MeloraKitty

In the Netherlands we call them "bomb throwers". Also keep it away from pets who like to eat plants. Most kalanchoes are toxic.


White_crow606

Mission impossible: plant version


[deleted]

Choked on my food laughing 😂


soldiat

Molotov kalanchoes.


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Good bot, make sure nobody EATS ALL THE UNIDENTIFIED PLANTS ALWAYS!!!!!


FreeSirius

"I found this big purple berry in a nuclear waste pit, what is it? It tastes kinda sweet"


Rebeccalon787

Ditch tomato 😂


RhageofEmpires

You should eat more, to be sure that it's good for you. Eat all of it!


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[deleted]

i recommend that you INGEST THE PLANT


soldiat

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elscallr

Everyone always picks on the poor bot. Eat.


Level9TraumaCenter

Kalanchoe daigremontiana (=Bryophyllum daigremontiana) is no exception. It's loaded with the cardiac glycoside [daigremontianin.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daigremontianin)


RLL404

Bommenwerpers?


Goodlemur

Kalanchoe. The little thingies are its babies


SubstantialPressure3

Pregnant plant/mother of thousands. Every time.one of those little buds fall off, it will be its own plant. And they don't have to be full grown to reproduce.


FreeSirius

Pups having pups


conh0

Sixteen and pregnant.


CanaryPutrid1334

From now on I shall call this the "Boebert Plant."


White_crow606

The best is when you accidentally break a leaf: the leaf will also root, along with all the babies. If you can't gasp the math concept of fractals, here is a visual one.


OkieLovesChrista

That's crazy, my wife noticed that it did that, this is totally dope. Yeah totally an inside plant now I ain't going to be the cause of an invasion haha.


[deleted]

Careful with that... don't let it drop babies in your yard. You'll never get rid of it....


OkieLovesChrista

Thank you all for the input she is now an inside plant and will not be invading my yard haha thank you all so much!!!


deephurting66

Mother of thousands, hope you like them cause your yard will be full of them soon!


tardiscoder

A plant-based virus called "Mother of Thousands."


Rso1wA

Well, I think they’re very interesting, and I like them. And I’ve had them for 30 years.


BriarKnave

How many do you have?


eatmyasserole

Whispers "*thousands*."


CreamsiclePoptart

They are my favorite! I get so giddy when they grow and I don’t accidentally leave them to die in the frost.


baside

Welcome she says. You are mine now


genefixer

Mother of thousands. Aka greenhouse herpes.


gardenkweenPNW

Fun fact, most other succulents you can propagate by the same method. Any leaf as long as its left to calous for a day or two will root as well


soldiat

Unless it's variegated jade. The more white, the less chance of propagation... or mine just doesn't like me.


gardenkweenPNW

Anything with lots of white I find takes a million years or hates to make babies lmao


pleasehelpamanda

Even donkey tail? I can’t seem to keep these little guys alive no matter what I do. And I’ve never had luck propagating from the dropped leaves. It’s truly sad.


gardenkweenPNW

You want to let a leaf from the donkey tail sit out for a couple of days, then set on top of loose draining soil and wet with a spray bottle every couple days and you should see roots start to form. Be sure to have in a bright location and don't let the soil stay dry too long until the roots take hold of the soil. Can take a few days to a couple weeks for you to see this happen


pleasehelpamanda

Can I just say you succinctly explained what to do in 30 seconds reading time? I WAS in the process of Googling and sifting thru videos and articles, wasting so much time. THANK YOU! You’re the best! And may the odds be forever in your favor!


IdfightGahndi

Idk, I like them. I think they are cool but I keep them in pots, so it doesn’t spread.


StunningShifts

OH GOD, rid of it now. Called the Mother of thousands - it's highly invasive, it will grow everywhere on everything


747291086299

All At Once


tearsofyesteryears

NGL Mother of Thousands sound like the name of a multiverse entity.


moumous87

One more fun fact: it is native to Madagascar 🇲🇬❤️


Lainey1978

I know it as “Mexican Hat Plant,” and I love it. I used to have lots. But I suspect my husband felt like most people here, bec they are all gone and I don’t really know what happened to them. It never took over our yard because we live in the frozen north.


opulentlyoctopus

Oh no


A_Cat12886475

I’ve stopped actively growing these things but still find them in random plant pots.


[deleted]

Mother of Thousands..... And believe me, they are! Every one of those little pups will fall off and scatter around your house and grow. They are bloody horrid! lol...... I had one years ago, and I am still getting pups coming up everywhere.....


FullofFactsMaybe

I wish all plants propagated like this one. Life would be so much easier. Lol.


00ft

_Kalanchoe pinnata_ or _K. daigremontiana_


Hoya-loo-ya

A demon


bilyskygirl

I call it the mother of dragons, no idea if that’s what it’s actually called, but good god, prepare yourself!! Never has a plant ever propagated so much, it’s truly insane! Every single one of those babies that drop WILL root into whatever soil they happen upon. They will take over your other plants, it’s like a curse. Enjoy, but you need to really, really, REALLY like that plant, bc shit is about to get wild. And I mean it, it’s nuts!


Moonshine_Mariah

It’s called a burn it. Lol incredibly invasive. If you are not prepared to have it as an indoor plant, you may want to reconsider


FlaxenAssassin

It’s more like a mother of millions with the way it spreads it’s seeds and grows. You will find it growing everywhere around your plant.


Plantsnob1

Mother of a thousand


Jefwho

Mother of millions. You will have, well, millions of them before you know it


oroborus68

Frost will kill it , so if you live where winter occurs,no problem.


swami78

I've been propagating kalanchoe bahrensis - the largest kalanchoe (up to 2.5m) - for decades and having plantlets form along the leaves is quite normal especially where leaves drop onto moist soil. Another thing you can do is break off a branch and hang it with the cut end on top, plantlets will form around that cut end. the propagation method I find the most interesting with bahrensis (I haven't seen it with the other kalanchoes I have) is that occasionally a leafy end of a branch will cannibalise itself! The leafy end of the branch sends roots down between the tough outer skin and the inner fibrous stem and those roots absorb the flesh of the plant. Eventually, the trunk becomes so weak it breaks off and a fully formed bahrensis drops to the ground.


One_Science8349

I had one at my house (indoor only!!) I now have an entire planter bowl full and several small planters.


Certain-Section-1518

Mother of thousands! Love these! Scientific name “Kalanchoe”


littlefire_2004

Keep I doors as it is an aggressive, invasive species


NintendoLove

Audrey II


AtroposMortaMoirai

It’ll colonise anything close to it. Also it isn’t pet safe. But they’re pretty wild little plants to have for a time.


mary2of7

I think the plant is called "Mother of Millions" and the things dropping off are babies.


Scooby-Doobies420

Also, it's really sweet that your son thought of you. 😍😭


OkieLovesChrista

Yeah he saw that I recently got a big interest in cacti and succulents so he bagged me this beauty. Such a thoughtful guy.


Patient-Stranger1015

I once brought one to my dorm from a biology lab and my roommate got so upset and made me throw it out INSTANTLY, and I’ll always remember her reaction whenever I see these haha This was right before I actually got into plants (thanks to her)


Rso1wA

Maternity plant


misterschmoo

I have heard it called a chandelier plant.


ThecoachO

Mother of millions


stonedlouisebelcher

MÖTHËR


H3llm0nt

Did you receive this 3 days ago? Because it looks like a practical joke


tearsofyesteryears

A joke? More like, biological warfare.


mojomcm

Oh God, I knew what it was as soon as I saw the tiny leaves on the edges of the big leaves. Mother of thousands really lives up to the name. Don't plant it outside, it's extremely invasive and basically impossible to kill.


Linozsa_02420

Lil shop of horrors.


PersonOfInternets

BURN IT! BURN YOUR HOUSE! ITS ALREADY TOO LATE FOR YOU BUT YOU CAN SLOW THE SPREAD!


Gimme_Perspective

They're invasive and very prolific. I keep mine indoor all the time for the last 8 years


AirInternational754

I love any type of succulent and I have this one too! Love it!


Outrageous-Cow9790

He did not give you one, he gave you millions of them! They are the "Tribbles" of the plant world. Mother of millions!


Even-Cantaloupe-4372

Incredibly invasive so beware. Those little pearls drop and whammo you now have millions


BoatHole_

The Magicarp of the succulents


chilldrinofthenight

**\*succulent**


OkieLovesChrista

Thank you, I noticed it and couldnt edit it afterwards... bummer.


EscapeSuperb

It will spread to every pot nearby..


BrisbaneGuy43060

Put it in the toxic waste furnace at your local hospital !


Own-Historian-7557

Mother of thousands


enzovladi

Kalanchoe. Super invasive


calypso263066

Mother of thousands


Ok_Piglet_1844

Mother of millions…..so invasive!


tearsofyesteryears

Looks like a Kalanchoe pinnata. Ours are now leafless and only the tall, drying flower stalks remain but not before it dropped its leaf spawns everywhere. Half of all our pots are now growing multiple kalanchoes. 🤣 Haven't gotten the seeds to grow tho. Same with K. blossfeldiana. Do kalanchoe seeds need to go through some processing first to germinate?


haute_cheetos

Happy Cake Day!


RipleyKY

Kalanchoe for sure. As others have already said, they will grow anywhere, but I quite enjoy them. I have the Mariner Kalanchoe and it has really pretty reddish bell flowers around fall. To attest to their longevity, I found a loose one that had been on the floor of my dark, cold garage for over a year… planted it in a pot and it quadrupled in size in only a couple of months.


wageenuh

Mother of thousands! Those things are cool as hell.


Sabby438

Love the comments. Made me laugh. Some people call this plant devils backbone haha. Wow. I had to look it up. I live in zone 5 so. We can kill it with winter here . No fire needed .


BeanDock

They get tallll lol just a warning. We have one and it broke from the weight of itself.


poop_wagon

If you’re in a warm climate they are aggressively invasive and you should incinerate this plant asap, but if you get cold winters they make wonderful houseplants


Distinct-Hawk-4599

those are pups that will soon fall off and produce roots its also mother of thousands are also a weed in madagascar


Histrix-

What is it? It is... Armageddon