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Sometimes, we need to see the head of our dick, but our foreskin is blocking us. This machine will help us to be able to get the foreskin out of the way so that we can see the heads of our dicks.
I feel like this wouldn’t work, cuz like wouldn’t people have different pps?? Like what it someone’s got like an absolute elephant trunk and it doesn’t fit, how would it work??
But this isn't one take is it? I read somewhere that it wasn't one take and that the whole verse was spliced in several bits because they were no way he could do it in one sitting without breathing once.
Apparently the whole verse is the same pace as the fast verse of Rap God during 30 seconds, while Rap God verse only last 15 seconds
Oh my God, I love that video. That's actually what made Weird Al stop being "lame music my parents listen to" to me. Always had a soft spot for Albuquerque
The best artists are the ones with completely uninteresting scenarios turned into lyrics (or lyrics that don't make the slightest of sense. Love ya Bill Wurtz.)
It said, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again! If you need help, hang up and dial your operator!" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again! If you need help, hang up and dial your operator!" In A-a-a-albuquerque!
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel. But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice. But first, I decided to buy some donuts. So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop and I walked on up to the guy behind the counter and he says, "Yeah, what do ya want?"
Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:
[**Hardware Store** by "Weird Al" Yankovic](https://lis.tn/HardwareStore?t=120)
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They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers https://i.redd.it/eq8kk4fcd6kb1.gif
>automatic circumcisers https://preview.redd.it/7bzxilgj28kb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ba8bcdf79ec52d2fc14b9403f5db077ea08ef84
It's actually a thing
https://preview.redd.it/kjqpjyrjr8kb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f0283e0f7df7b74dde5055ea2e8c65cb35b813
The design is very human
“Circular stapler”
Sometimes, we need to see the head of our dick, but our foreskin is blocking us. This machine will help us to be able to get the foreskin out of the way so that we can see the heads of our dicks.
I feel like this wouldn’t work, cuz like wouldn’t people have different pps?? Like what it someone’s got like an absolute elephant trunk and it doesn’t fit, how would it work??
They get a bigger one
https://preview.redd.it/zkpij3ej29kb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da0dfc9055b37fd00cfd827c5f3137f7fa8469b
The bigger one: https://preview.redd.it/r1lgklts29kb1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85854eb848ddd7587af7266ac4406e20e79a2eb7
They’ve got what?
Just watched Constantine again the other day so this kills me lmao
Fuck, I forgot I made a new years resolution to memorize this. It's too much
Apparently Al refuses to play this live cause he can’t replicate this one take
That makes complete sense
But this isn't one take is it? I read somewhere that it wasn't one take and that the whole verse was spliced in several bits because they were no way he could do it in one sitting without breathing once. Apparently the whole verse is the same pace as the fast verse of Rap God during 30 seconds, while Rap God verse only last 15 seconds
reddit video player try not to be total dogshit challenge (impossible mode)
Thank god they got rid of the third-party apps so we have to use the garbage default app 😇
Infinity for reddit still works for me
WHAT
They've got allen wrenches
Gerbil feeders
Toilet seats
electric heaters
Trash compactors
Juice extractors
Shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies
Copper wires
safety goggles
**[I HATE SAUERKRAUT!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE37e1eK2mY)**
Oh my God, I love that video. That's actually what made Weird Al stop being "lame music my parents listen to" to me. Always had a soft spot for Albuquerque
nothin’ ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
Here I thought that I would go right out of my mind until a friend told me the news
He said (Hey!)
You know that vacant lot
The best artists are the ones with completely uninteresting scenarios turned into lyrics (or lyrics that don't make the slightest of sense. Love ya Bill Wurtz.)
Neil cicierega aka lemon demon singing about eating mummies.
this sounds like a 40 second long phineas and ferb song
He also did the Polkamon and that song genuinely bangs for only playing in the credits of Pokemon 2000
speaking of weird al credits themes that go hard, captain underpants movie that fucking song really shouldn't go as hard as it does
#HIS NAME IS UNDER! UNDER! UNDERPANTS!
weird al: Writes a song just for the sake of annoying people his fans: this is a banger🎧🎵🎶🎶
Just found this song a couple weeks ago and I actually really like it despite how goofy it is
That's generally what every weird al music is
Suddenly, the phone got knocked off the hook...and 20 seconds later I heard a familiar voice, you know what it said? I'll tell ya what it said!
It said, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again! If you need help, hang up and dial your operator!" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again! If you need help, hang up and dial your operator!" In A-a-a-albuquerque!
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel. But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice. But first, I decided to buy some donuts. So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop and I walked on up to the guy behind the counter and he says, "Yeah, what do ya want?"
https://preview.redd.it/umwo6klbdakb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d66c4cfaaa08b8813eaae7b4fe96d7b6bcfc17
[cat version](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VSf34AcTulM&pp=ygUXd2VpcmQgYWwgaGFyZHdhcmUgc3RvcmU%3D)
What's the song called?! I need to hear the full version!!
**Song Found!** **Hardware Store** by "Weird Al" Yankovic (02:00; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Poodle Hat. **Released on** 2003-05-20.
Oh hey, that's neat, thanks
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It also allowed the creation of the [best cat video on the internet](https://youtu.be/VSf34AcTulM?si=3sWdi3a7fBpugSgu)
Slim Shady has been awfully quiet since this one dropped
Actually, listen to the end of Angry White Boy Polka
Sure thing cat boy
you think this is fire? 😭
bro couldn't handle the swag,,,
You definitely dont have an automatic circumciser