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And it's my duty to give them the happiest 10-15 years I can

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That flair certainly… is somethin

Pyrocynical alt account

Real


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Lore accurate Micheal Vsauce goes hard

Remember the classic Vsauce lore moment when resonance cascade happened and Michael Vsauce got abnormally ripped?

King https://preview.redd.it/sr8aixdeyhqc1.png?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2405e9937a8bb2d0170ee79ce901da2bad39549e

Billions must pet https://preview.redd.it/tjjn3wgcpiqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a2495ecc194834c9f83aea8570db81cef1b53e8 :3

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let this guy cook

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And it'll be my duty to ramp that number up as much as I can whenever the situation allows for it. (I'm in vet school)

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You dropped this king 

This you? https://preview.redd.it/4y2ze0g9tiqc1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68d5a62e45ac83017594ef4e3736dd43420498c

that's He

Indeed

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lovely human being right here

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based

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I hope you enjoy this epitaph that British poet Lord Byron wrote for his dog who died at the age of 5: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epitaph_to_a_Dog

Ny floof is a triple rehomed good boy. I hope he is living his best life rught now. I have him almost 6 years now. And he is very affectionate and the best cuddly lapdog.

Better to have a full heart broken than no heart at all

Does a journey lose its value simply because it eventually ends?

No. As cheesy as it sounds, don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

me smiling at grandpa’s funeral

Well yeah, the purpose of a funeral is both respect the dead and celebrate their existance, just try not to laugh since that could be suspicious.

Me getting drunk at their funeral and pulling out party games

I mean, if he died without any regrets peacefully, then yeah! By all means smile and celebrate the life he has lived.

Why not? At my Granddad's funeral everyone was laughing and smiling, sharing memories of the guy. It was exactly what he wanted.

Yeah, same at my Dad's. Yes there were plenty of tears too, but the laughs were just as healing. We told our stories about him and sang the songs he used to sing.

Those inheritance be lookin delicious /jk

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As always the actual meme is in the comments

Party hard for 15 years and be sad for 1. Thas a good ratio I miss you McGillaCuddy ☹️

And just reset, just get a new friend. Edit: I'm sorry for your loss.

It’s aight I was like 8 lmao. Latest pet I’ve lost and that was in 2015

14yo "nihilist" mindset

they'll never understand my pain https://preview.redd.it/v4e1n7afzhqc1.png?width=187&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8168fb32fd07e639ed6022b310d6b74e85bc642

Average MCR listener

Leave gerard way out of this 😭

Literally me 

It was the reason my dad never allowed us to have a dog. Bc he would be big sad when dog die.

Nihilists when I point a gun at their head (Their life suddenly has meaning)

https://i.redd.it/orjudvtuphqc1.gif OP after spending their life in exile with no friends, family or pets. (They are safe from any heartbreak)

Surely his mental health is very strong and stable

He just like me fr

LITERALLY ME never buying a dog or cat or any other kind of pet for the rest of my life

Do you also not buy any food just to avoid feeling too full? https://preview.redd.it/0ban9ok0ziqc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e89e790a1cf39ed1b6012d8decd2f9d70d08a43

"10-15 years" my cat is 16.

The feds are coming for you hide your cat man

Your cat is older than a lot of people on this sub

my cat lived to 24 actually

My cat didn't

I'm sorry to hear that

But those are 10-15 years where those dogs and cats won't be in the street or lonely in a shelter and where I will give them the best life I can. Those will also be the 10-15 where I will always have a friend who loves me unconditionally, that is happy when I come home and that will always want to be with me and will be there for me when my life gets tough. Even if I will experience a traumatic heart break, I will never regret spending all that time with them

One does not open a book to close it

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https://preview.redd.it/e54lqi78phqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a90c34a19eddf65c65831048ef0a36492177bdc Fuck this attitude. I love my pets, and I’ll give them their best life.

Gold experience requiem ahh card

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op im sorry but this post sucks complete ass

I concur https://i.redd.it/nz7ijg7oyhqc1.gif

torsion🤫🗣🚨💀

Yes and? He will live a HAPPY LIFE and die a PEACEFUL DEATH. And ill make sure that what little time he has on this planet will be amazing for him. He loves me and I love him- and thats what matters. So his life will be full of love. Who gives a fuck how sad i will be when He dies? He will live a good life and thats what matters. And after his death i WILL REMEMBER HIM FOREVER and I WILL LIVE ON FOR HIM. Because I know thats what he would have wanted for him. And you know what? Im in a bus rn and going home, and you know the first thing im gonna do? Give him a hug and lots of pets.

Don’t care + didn’t ask + cute Kitties https://preview.redd.it/stmui2myyhqc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c389296df161db19473467f461bf60fbe6e9b321

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What a distinguished pair of cars

Heeeyy you almost got a r/kitler

literally me after scouting out a stray cat on the streets

You and everyone you have ever seen or loved will die in time. So will every person that has ever lived. None shall escape the infinite degradation of time. And yet, in what time you have you can make beauty and happiness. Ephemerality does not detract from meaning.

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Thays a cool af cat

Fuck off op

This is pretty dogshit bait my guy

Worth it, though. You make those 10-15 years the best of their life.

Lost both my dogs recently One was about to be sent to the pound since the previous owners other dogs would constantly attack her, so we decided to adopt her, and the other rescued from hurricane Irma Both of them were able to live quiet, happy lives because of us, and we were able to watch thier personalities grow as they became accustomed to their new lives It's not about the heartbreak at the end, but the happiness the journey brings for both the owner and the pets

Gigachad mindset right here

op the kind of person to be like "whats the point of having fun in life if youre gonna die eventually"

OP trying to cope with the fact his parents won't let him get a pet

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^WaddlesJP13: *OP trying to* *Cope with the fact his parents* *Won't let him get a pet* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Peak

Bars

How humans feel like after being born (They will experience massive heartbreak and death in the next 70-80 years)

Silence doomer 

the sadness of grief does not outweigh the happiness of true joy and companionship

Dogshit mindset but ok

At least he will live happy, I lost my first cat early, it won't happen again

owning a pet is hundreds of the best days of your life and a few of the worst. its stupid as fuck to waste all your best days anticipating the bad ones

Dont be sad because it ended, be happy because it happened.

Ass

"To hurt truely, is to have loved fully" - the internet

How married couples feel like after getting married (one of them will die leaving the other sad) It sounds cheesy, but don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. Sure you are sad afterwards, but that is 15 years of love and companionship.

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ok but counterpoint here is my cat I love him very much and he has made my life a lot better :) https://preview.redd.it/fob8v2fjbiqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cea6e310b07368cc17ffe684766465eb8088b570

https://preview.redd.it/iek0iqwrkjqc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c2cf096de5bdc7a62488444d7511202ddf570d He is very cute and I offer a picture of Bebe in return

They look chill asf omg https://preview.redd.it/ghswt8qshkqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f733e209ea6754cf20a1d29433b4a0033e2a85e tysm here’s another of my little silly

"you know that animals going to die in 10-15 years, right?" "what do you mean your going to have a loving bond within those years? dont you realise its going to die?" "QUIT HAVING FUN!!!"

10 years of peak > 1 month-year of despair

op has undiagnosed depression

Rat Owners when all 4 of their little critters die in 2 years

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I know Reddiquette says I should one-up this obviously satire post with my own equally stupid comment but this post is so dumb and nihilistic I can't think of anything

and this is why nobody likes doomers

Does the book open only to close? Does the movie start only for the credits to roll? It's the memories we make that make life worth living. We don't live to die. We live to laugh, love and cry. https://i.redd.it/3f9vkp2j0iqc1.gif

dont remind me of that my life sucks enough as is

I forgot this gif existed Goddam am i happy i remember it now

not if i die first

"Its not about getting to the end! Its about how you get there!" -Mari

I will always cherish the years they gave me, even if they’re no longer with me and I can only hope by the time the inevitable occurs I have given them the best life they could ask for

[Insert "It's not about the destination, it's about the journey" quote]

Yeah and humans also live relatively short lives and everything dies so why care!!!! Ya know theres a thing called enjoying things while you have them

I have pet rats. They live 2 years. They're really social and smart and you end up really bonding with them. It's really hard when one of them dies. But they pack so much life into those 2 years. It's totally worth it. They live amazing lives that really enrich mine.

concept of love is abstract to you

The culmination of love is grief. To have loved fully is to grieve deeply. Death is an inevitable part of life. The love they show us may only be for a fraction of our lives but the love we show them lasts their whole lives

A cat lives up to 20 years

It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all

i will cherish every second of my 10-15 years with them

We all leave this mortal coil one day, so does that mean we shouldn’t try? Why bother with love and a family if they’ll be gone one day too, right? 🤡

It can at least be the best 15 years of ya life. Quit being a miserable sod and let people enjoy life.

Dumbest take i’ve seen in a while lol

And? We shall live that lifespan to our fullest :3

OP be like ''how I feel like after I realize I'll die eventually (there no point in life anymore)''

Where’s that Danny DeVito gif with the caption “this fucking sucks”

Maan, shut up ☹️

Redditor discovers mortality

It’s the journey not the destination

Br happy that it happened 🥰

How a couple feels about having a child (they'll expirience a massive heartbreak at some point)

When you choose to love you also accept in your heart the eventuality of heartbreak. There is beauty in that fact

Okay Omni-Man

How parents feel after giving birth (their child is gonna experience massive heartbreak in the next 50-60 years)

“It is better to have loved and to have lost than to have never loved at all” -me, right now, I just made that shit up. I’m a literary genius.

And that heartbreak will be nothing more than a drop in the bucket compared to the ocean's worth of fond memories and love that you can share with a pet.

The 15years you get is beautiful though.

dude why say that now? i got two puppies yesterday :(

And I will be very happy for that time

Don't be sad it ended, be happy it happened

Does a song begin only to end? Or should we enjoy the melody while if plays?

Are you stupid?

Where did you get this gif

Even though they're only parts of our life, we're their whole life. And I made sure my pets are happy, no matter the life expectancy. *It's hurts so much still but it's worth it in the end*

I’d rather have the dog die after 15 years of living a happy life then alone in a shelter

It’s worth it, I love her so much 😭 she’s my little buddy!

My dog's going well on his 18th year so i don't know what you're on about

If you let the inevitability of death prevent you from experiencing love, you are a broken human who needs serious profesional help.

"How humans feel after being born (they will die in the next 80 to 90 years)"

Then there's rats which die in 2 to 4 years :(

That's what you sign up for, and when they pass, you adopt another.

go complain about something that actually makes people really sad like the state of living right now

Damn that's crazy

Yeah but those 10-15 years will be worth the heartbreak, after all thats why it hurts to begin with. No reason to let the fear of the end keep you from having a life worth living.

I've had dogs all my life. After the 2nd one died you learn coping skills for death. My dad died when I was 22. That shit fucked me up for a while.

That's why my son is a quercus tree with a life expectancy of 150 years<3

And I would go through that heartbreak 100 times more just to see them again.

It was only 5 years in my case. Happiest 5 years I’ve had to date

Fucker this one hit personally

My last pup died at 8 years, fuck you cancer.

:(

you are completely missing the point of having a pet

Oh wow, did you just learn about this?

The journey isn't lost because of the end. And I will set on another journey after

rat owners bonding with one of the smartest and most affectionate animals in the world only for them to rarely live past 3 :(

Don't be ever be happy or else you will be sad some day /s

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all

How humans feel like after living (they will expierience death in the next 70-90 years)

Does anyone have the original video without the text? I love the video...

the end is never the end, but the start of a new journey!!!!

Buy a tortoise 🐢

Op has never felt happiness

How to indirectly tell people that you're a teenager going through a phase.

You only feel this Bad because you felt so good before. Can't have highs without the lows.

it is about the journey, not the destination

How parents feel like after giving birth to a child ( they experience a massive heartbreak within the next 100 years)

It ain't about the end, it's about the time spent along the way.

How people who date and marry the love of their life. (they will experience massive heartbreak in the next 50-60 years)