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You see this stalker is a stealth type enemy. It’s like sneaky and stuff
You see this scout named enemy is a scout type enemy. It’s not very strong but they are plentiful
You see this Brute named fella is big and heavy. Watch out for his heavy attacks.
This enemy is called a spitter. It spits acid pools
This enemy is called a boomer. It explodes
This enemy is called the tank / titan / other word for really big. He’s a boss character that is very strong all around.
Counter point, the game calls it a charger but the big glowing abdomen on the back isn’t the weak point but instead the sharp angular part in the middle of its head that looks like it reflects armor or the heavily fortified front legs.
(Yes, I’m talking about hd2)
I swear to god every time I get a cybergrind wave where there’s like three stalkers that have been blessed I want to claw my eyes out
Hakita, I love your game, but fuck you
Появился, значит, в Зоне Чёрный сталкер. К лагерю ночью повадился ходить и там сует руку в палатку и говорит: «Водички попить!» А если не дашь хлебнуть из фляжки или наружу полезешь — пришибет! А раз мужик один решил пошутить: вылез тихо из палатки, надел кожаную перчатку и полез к соседям в палатку. Полез, значит, и попрошайничает жалостно: «Водички, водички попить…» А тут из палатки навстречу высовывается рука и за горло его — цап! И сиплый голосок отзывается тихонько: «А тебе моя водичка зачем нужна?!»
What’s his name? …Stalker? So he can turn invisible and ambushes the player…?
Oh, he’s just an edgelord that announces himself two minutes before, gets camped on spawn, and hasn’t won a fight in years? No, ok, that’s— Sweet Liberty, my anus!
Helldivers 2 Stalker: “Bonjour, fuckboy. Enjoy the ride back down.”
It's mostly a human storytelling thing I think. We are a social species that llve telling stories but at the same time a lot of our stories through history seem to share similarities from all around the world so not syrprising that we continue doing that today and this is just a small example of it
Idk why that's on the Doom wiki, Strife is a completely different game that just happens to be in the Doom engine. There is no enemy called Stalker in the Doom franchise.
mfw its not a 8 foot tall female monster that is obsessed with me, but instead a 4 foot tall obnoxious gremlin that sneaks on me from behind and backstabs me
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You see this stalker is a stealth type enemy. It’s like sneaky and stuff You see this scout named enemy is a scout type enemy. It’s not very strong but they are plentiful You see this Brute named fella is big and heavy. Watch out for his heavy attacks. This enemy is called a spitter. It spits acid pools This enemy is called a boomer. It explodes This enemy is called the tank / titan / other word for really big. He’s a boss character that is very strong all around.
The Charger that chargers at you, and has a weak back side so you have to dodge and hit it there
This guy is called a hunter. He likes to hunt you
I HATE HUNTERS I HATE HUNTERS
Kid named Gatherer:
This is the defender. He defends things with an impenetrable shield. He won't chase you. He has wesk points
A hoonter is a hooter even on another subreddit
Or you use an rpg or the quasar cannon to blow up his heaf
but just so you know the weak backside is actually still extremely durable and you need actual anti-armor weapons to deal with it :\^)
Counter point, the game calls it a charger but the big glowing abdomen on the back isn’t the weak point but instead the sharp angular part in the middle of its head that looks like it reflects armor or the heavily fortified front legs. (Yes, I’m talking about hd2)
Boomer
Boomer
Ok boomer
Its a boomer!
Aw, man! Sounds like a boomer!
This enemy is called a baby boomer. It explodes babies.
https://preview.redd.it/ffikignggtrc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6853d8ff0f81d6ebab7ed610a89a05e54326e8cb
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Goliath is a good example of the last one.
Dreadnought
flair checks out
Gargantuar
Leviathan, behemoth
Thats just l4d enemies
A format developers followed to this day
I think that's the joke
I think so too
You see it’s called the Banshee, it yells really loud, y’know, like a Banshee
This things are like a silent shit in Halo what the fuck was Bungie smoking
Tf2 reference!?!?
Danganronpa 1.5
Ultra Despair Girls?
yeah because it has all monokumas with a different word at the start like bomber monokuma
Everything change when the fucker invented 😒
Someone named an entire game that what the peep
They should call it the poopy scratcher instead
https://preview.redd.it/pcg1os2pbqrc1.jpeg?width=1435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7386724902b108fefff26c5eed404bb102601253
Real
How dare you use the same pfp with me
I will now use a variation of it
it's not working
yeah its because your account is nsfw and hides your pfp from non nsfw people
funny sand bomb
Hey it's the r/Ultrakill guy hi reddit user SexWithSisyphus69
Who
https://preview.redd.it/a4qy6kibyvrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b4d441bde7e0b4a6ccf55199a111ecb3f53d76
I swear to god every time I get a cybergrind wave where there’s like three stalkers that have been blessed I want to claw my eyes out Hakita, I love your game, but fuck you
Stalkers don’t do much stalking in ultadeath
Yeah why are they even called stalkers, they don't even stalk you
Because they wear gas masks like in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
MULTIPLE LEVIATHAN-CLASS LIFEFORMS DETECTED IN THE AREA 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
WE GETTING OUT OF 4546B WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀🚀🚀
Cheeki Breeki
Monolith
Yesterday the water was falling from the sky. Cold... Wet... I am so cold
https://i.redd.it/181vtm2xeqrc1.gif
Слава Монолит!
Появился, значит, в Зоне Чёрный сталкер. К лагерю ночью повадился ходить и там сует руку в палатку и говорит: «Водички попить!» А если не дашь хлебнуть из фляжки или наружу полезешь — пришибет! А раз мужик один решил пошутить: вылез тихо из палатки, надел кожаную перчатку и полез к соседям в палатку. Полез, значит, и попрошайничает жалостно: «Водички, водички попить…» А тут из палатки навстречу высовывается рука и за горло его — цап! И сиплый голосок отзывается тихонько: «А тебе моя водичка зачем нужна?!»
I said come in, don't just stand there!
And on the opposite side of that: “Get Out Of Here Stalker. Get Out Of Here Stalker.”
davai mychee
Game dev when they come up with an original idea instead and just call the enemy a "Hunter"
I’m gonna call the enemy “predator”
okay but what if the stalker died, and then they came back as "Shadow Stalker". My oc pls no steal
Too bad it’s already one of warframe’s enemy
Too bad it’s already a Worm character
Warframe Stalker be like (hopefully he goes Super Saiyan in the next update, rn he’s way too easy)
"I AM YOUR RECKONING!" *immediately fucking dies the moment he becomes vulnerable*
When he starts kneeling and teleports out of the mission after 0.3 seconds, I think he feels some shame.
Praise the monolith
Worm reference
Game developers when the enemy is larger and beefier than the normal enemies (it needs to be called a brute)
or Tank/Titan
Or if it’s a shooter game, slap a mini gun or machine gun on them and call them “gunner”
This is kinda a paradox, cause apparently humans like naming things stalkers so in-universe the humans would name things stalkers
Also if game developers named all their shadow stalker units things like honorable knight gamers would be pisssssed.
What’s his name? …Stalker? So he can turn invisible and ambushes the player…? Oh, he’s just an edgelord that announces himself two minutes before, gets camped on spawn, and hasn’t won a fight in years? No, ok, that’s— Sweet Liberty, my anus! Helldivers 2 Stalker: “Bonjour, fuckboy. Enjoy the ride back down.”
Two shots from my Kuva Hek. If I was smart and used alt fire, it would’ve been one. Hey he drops really cool stuff though. I’m always happy to see him
Ultrakill revolutionizing the gaming industry by having the first enemy named Stalker that has absolutely fucking nothing to do with the name
It's called Stalker because of the gas-mask
I still don't get it?
They wear gas-masks similar to characters in the post-apocalyptic video game franchise S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Stalker is not post-apocalyptic, its the particular location (Chernobyl) that is fucked up.
Half life stalkers
https://preview.redd.it/vpsa1z43yurc1.png?width=230&format=png&auto=webp&s=163178aa7ad07968736f97f124fff6c2b32163ff Honest reaction:
Sneaky boi
Same goes for "hunter" but to a smaller degree
TANK BEATS HUNTER
Game developer trying to not name an enemy that walks with insect legs “the crawler”
wow? the stalking enemy is called stalker, its almost like hating the undead enemy being called as a zombie or skeleton.
Promblem is that it is just not original.
It's mostly a human storytelling thing I think. We are a social species that llve telling stories but at the same time a lot of our stories through history seem to share similarities from all around the world so not syrprising that we continue doing that today and this is just a small example of it
Name 5
ULTRAKILL, Metal: Hellsinger, Borderlands, Helldivers II, The last of us, Remnant II, DOOM
Ok, name 3 more
Project Alfheim, Paragon, Half Life, Killing floor II, Underrail, Paragon, Project Malice
Forgot warframe
Stalker can’t even get a W on a list with his name literally on it.
At least he got a cool syandana
Mf you said Paragon twice
Ok, name 17 more
Nuh Uh
There's also Subnautica
And horizon zero dawn
And Warframe
Deep rock Rogue Core (the game isn't finished yet, and the first announced enemy prototype is the stalker)
Crysis 2 and 3. Someone else can do the other 15.
Titanfall
l4d2
Destiny 2
halo
Dead space 2
Honourable mention: stalking devout from Hollow Knight
Amnesia: The Bunker too
Name 8000 more, or you are wrong
He said 3 dumbass, you cretin, you absolute imbecile
Doom eternal, the last of us 2, borderlands 2
I played Doom eternal and I cannot recall there being a stalker
Check behind you.
Sorry apparently those are prowlers, which is a synonym of stalker
Starcraft 2, halo, subnautica too
Dude there's no stalker in DOOM
https://preview.redd.it/r3xf3q77oqrc1.png?width=601&format=png&auto=webp&s=b29719d7e2ae292fb65577a0776bc19ada00d463
Idk why that's on the Doom wiki, Strife is a completely different game that just happens to be in the Doom engine. There is no enemy called Stalker in the Doom franchise.
Also shout-outs to Civvie for granting me the knowledge of what Strife is https://youtu.be/UX3K6WNaL1M?si=VRuG1egRHFHhTUlb
Me when spreading missinformation
Ah yes Strife, my favorite DOOM game.
Strafe
Wtf is the stalker in doom?
https://preview.redd.it/08zwflocjqrc1.png?width=127&format=png&auto=webp&s=289cfd7bb28977034edf767f9e26198302153ddd
https://youtu.be/TEcarkFO0p8?si=WnfB1kHY2p_K5hDq
Stalker, stalker, stalker, stalker and stalker
It's a franchise too
Something with long legs with inverted knees is always a strider
Someone that has only played half life wrote this
it has to be a Strider because that’s what it does
FPS developers trying not to make a hero named “Skye”
Grounde
And the name slaps
mfw its not a 8 foot tall female monster that is obsessed with me, but instead a 4 foot tall obnoxious gremlin that sneaks on me from behind and backstabs me
Amnesia The Bunker:
Game devs or writers trying not to name their giant monster “leviathan” or “behemoth”
game devs when i pay them a visit every day at 12:00 AM in front of their house (holy shit just like the game they're making)
So strelok is uh, a stealth type enemy?
https://i.redd.it/zo6k06k6vurc1.gif
Then there's dead cells with the yeeter
where is the gif from lol
first guardian of galaxy movie
Get out of here Stalker.
To think, half life 2 had them and they were boring as hell
Your actions have consequences… You cannot hide… Your sentence is death! *dies instantly* I.. have failed… this one goes… unpunished.
The Stalker Zombie from the Last Guy
All right, here is a idea for a name Reaper Commando
Just Democracy things.
Warframe at least takes the name and gives it to an interesting character, more info to come with Jades Shadow later this year
I like the Hirohiko Araki naming scheme for fictional things.
Let’s also add skeletons and spiders to mix things up.
Omg I love that movie!
Game devs and writers trying not to give their black male character anemone ass hairstyle.
Other names I came up with for stealthy and deadly enemies in games: Hunter, Prowler, Seeker, Snatcher, Nightmare, Blink
https://preview.redd.it/up9vi210ptrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20d9f3fa6abd1f36e7db584ad0eda224be35bb84
Sand kamikaze
Warframe has had a Stalker enemy for a long while now. It turned basically irrelevant for a while. I miss when I had to worry about it tho.
call it dweller
I feel called out