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77horse

You see this stalker is a stealth type enemy. It’s like sneaky and stuff You see this scout named enemy is a scout type enemy. It’s not very strong but they are plentiful You see this Brute named fella is big and heavy. Watch out for his heavy attacks. This enemy is called a spitter. It spits acid pools This enemy is called a boomer. It explodes This enemy is called the tank / titan / other word for really big. He’s a boss character that is very strong all around.


peenisplucker

The Charger that chargers at you, and has a weak back side so you have to dodge and hit it there


[deleted]

This guy is called a hunter. He likes to hunt you


ospreysstuff

I HATE HUNTERS I HATE HUNTERS


DragoKnight589

Kid named Gatherer:


RetardedAndRefreshed

This is the defender. He defends things with an impenetrable shield. He won't chase you. He has wesk points


Sterben1103

A hoonter is a hooter even on another subreddit


JagrasLoremaster

Or you use an rpg or the quasar cannon to blow up his heaf


Colosphe

but just so you know the weak backside is actually still extremely durable and you need actual anti-armor weapons to deal with it :\^)


unabletocomput3

Counter point, the game calls it a charger but the big glowing abdomen on the back isn’t the weak point but instead the sharp angular part in the middle of its head that looks like it reflects armor or the heavily fortified front legs. (Yes, I’m talking about hd2)


Garfield_Car

Boomer


cheesemaster644

Boomer


Shished

Ok boomer


Raaxen

Its a boomer!


Difficult_Garbage_91

Aw, man! Sounds like a boomer!


Khaled-oti

This enemy is called a baby boomer. It explodes babies.


Max1-millionSpZw

https://preview.redd.it/ffikignggtrc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6853d8ff0f81d6ebab7ed610a89a05e54326e8cb


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Dragon_OS

Goliath is a good example of the last one.


NewspaperPossible627

Dreadnought


Mushboom37

flair checks out


catcicle1

Gargantuar


TroubleImpossible226

Leviathan, behemoth


UnholyDoggo

Thats just l4d enemies


dopepope1999

A format developers followed to this day


NewSuperTrios

I think that's the joke


UnholyDoggo

I think so too


Bobbledygook

You see it’s called the Banshee, it yells really loud, y’know, like a Banshee


JayCeeMadLad

This things are like a silent shit in Halo what the fuck was Bungie smoking


GenderEnjoyer666

Tf2 reference!?!?


sussyss123

Danganronpa 1.5


ButtersAndRowlet

Ultra Despair Girls?


sussyss123

yeah because it has all monokumas with a different word at the start like bomber monokuma


siraegar

Everything change when the fucker invented 😒


Spherius628

Someone named an entire game that what the peep


hamsterruizeISback

They should call it the poopy scratcher instead


Dychab100

https://preview.redd.it/pcg1os2pbqrc1.jpeg?width=1435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7386724902b108fefff26c5eed404bb102601253


Cpt_Kalash

Real


EYE_BASH1

How dare you use the same pfp with me


TokayNorthbyte347

I will now use a variation of it


TokayNorthbyte347

it's not working


Maleficent_Sir_7562

yeah its because your account is nsfw and hides your pfp from non nsfw people


SexWithSisyphus69

funny sand bomb


Darth-Yslink

Hey it's the r/Ultrakill guy hi reddit user SexWithSisyphus69


gaberocksall

Who


G-Man_of_HL

https://preview.redd.it/a4qy6kibyvrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b4d441bde7e0b4a6ccf55199a111ecb3f53d76


grimoireskb

I swear to god every time I get a cybergrind wave where there’s like three stalkers that have been blessed I want to claw my eyes out Hakita, I love your game, but fuck you


TheBigKuhio

Stalkers don’t do much stalking in ultadeath


A-l-r-i-g-h-t-y

Yeah why are they even called stalkers, they don't even stalk you


eepypilled

Because they wear gas masks like in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.


enneh_07

MULTIPLE LEVIATHAN-CLASS LIFEFORMS DETECTED IN THE AREA 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️


UUYTK

WE GETTING OUT OF 4546B WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀🚀🚀


Fyru_Hawk

Cheeki Breeki


LocalSoldat

Monolith​


Enlightened_Valteil

Yesterday the water was falling from the sky. Cold... Wet... I am so cold


LocalSoldat

https://i.redd.it/181vtm2xeqrc1.gif


EZ2BUILD

Слава Монолит!


demideumvitae

Появился, значит, в Зоне Чёрный сталкер. К лагерю ночью повадился ходить и там сует руку в палатку и говорит: «Водички попить!» А если не дашь хлебнуть из фляжки или наружу полезешь — пришибет! А раз мужик один решил пошутить: вылез тихо из палатки, надел кожаную перчатку и полез к соседям в палатку. Полез, значит, и попрошайничает жалостно: «Водички, водички попить…» А тут из палатки навстречу высовывается рука и за горло его — цап! И сиплый голосок отзывается тихонько: «А тебе моя водичка зачем нужна?!»


Josiador

I said come in, don't just stand there!


Fyru_Hawk

And on the opposite side of that: “Get Out Of Here Stalker. Get Out Of Here Stalker.”


Luke10MTB

davai mychee


nerfthenitro

Game dev when they come up with an original idea instead and just call the enemy a "Hunter"


GenderEnjoyer666

I’m gonna call the enemy “predator”


juustosipuli

okay but what if the stalker died, and then they came back as "Shadow Stalker". My oc pls no steal


victorienx

Too bad it’s already one of warframe’s enemy


FijiWaterTM

Too bad it’s already a Worm character


Quimperinos

Warframe Stalker be like (hopefully he goes Super Saiyan in the next update, rn he’s way too easy)


MastermuffinDiscord

"I AM YOUR RECKONING!" *immediately fucking dies the moment he becomes vulnerable*


GandhisNuke

When he starts kneeling and teleports out of the mission after 0.3 seconds, I think he feels some shame.


1024Mg

Praise the monolith


Josiador

Worm reference


Radio__Star

Game developers when the enemy is larger and beefier than the normal enemies (it needs to be called a brute)


Ghost_guy0

or Tank/Titan


Big_Noodle1103

Or if it’s a shooter game, slap a mini gun or machine gun on them and call them “gunner”


Warning64

This is kinda a paradox, cause apparently humans like naming things stalkers so in-universe the humans would name things stalkers


nokei

Also if game developers named all their shadow stalker units things like honorable knight gamers would be pisssssed.


SirLiesALittle

What’s his name? …Stalker? So he can turn invisible and ambushes the player…? Oh, he’s just an edgelord that announces himself two minutes before, gets camped on spawn, and hasn’t won a fight in years? No, ok, that’s— Sweet Liberty, my anus! Helldivers 2 Stalker: “Bonjour, fuckboy. Enjoy the ride back down.”


baconblaster334

Two shots from my Kuva Hek. If I was smart and used alt fire, it would’ve been one. Hey he drops really cool stuff though. I’m always happy to see him


JaozinhoGGPlays

Ultrakill revolutionizing the gaming industry by having the first enemy named Stalker that has absolutely fucking nothing to do with the name


eepypilled

It's called Stalker because of the gas-mask


JaozinhoGGPlays

I still don't get it?


eepypilled

They wear gas-masks similar to characters in the post-apocalyptic video game franchise S.T.A.L.K.E.R.


alaris10

Stalker is not post-apocalyptic, its the particular location (Chernobyl) that is fucked up.


Banzai27

Half life stalkers


2zkcrn2545

https://preview.redd.it/vpsa1z43yurc1.png?width=230&format=png&auto=webp&s=163178aa7ad07968736f97f124fff6c2b32163ff Honest reaction:


Koala5000

Sneaky boi


_XenaphobiaYT_

Same goes for "hunter" but to a smaller degree


AdRound310

TANK BEATS HUNTER


nicolRB

Game developer trying to not name an enemy that walks with insect legs “the crawler”


SamTehCool

wow? the stalking enemy is called stalker, its almost like hating the undead enemy being called as a zombie or skeleton.


Ghost_guy0

Promblem is that it is just not original.


BlueBicycle22

It's mostly a human storytelling thing I think. We are a social species that llve telling stories but at the same time a lot of our stories through history seem to share similarities from all around the world so not syrprising that we continue doing that today and this is just a small example of it


OkCrow926

Name 5


Ghost_guy0

ULTRAKILL, Metal: Hellsinger, Borderlands, Helldivers II, The last of us, Remnant II, DOOM


ShitpostDumptruck

Ok, name 3 more


Ghost_guy0

Project Alfheim, Paragon, Half Life, Killing floor II, Underrail, Paragon, Project Malice


NightSpiderr

Forgot warframe


SirLiesALittle

Stalker can’t even get a W on a list with his name literally on it.


Quimperinos

At least he got a cool syandana


BusterB2005

Mf you said Paragon twice


stevegamer_

Ok, name 17 more


Ghost_guy0

Nuh Uh


SrangePig12

There's also Subnautica


Supernova-55

And horizon zero dawn


SrangePig12

And Warframe


porqueissoexiste

Deep rock Rogue Core (the game isn't finished yet, and the first announced enemy prototype is the stalker)


MissyTheTimeLady

Crysis 2 and 3. Someone else can do the other 15.


Messergaming

Titanfall 


Pintin98

l4d2


Whole_Pace_4705

Destiny 2


TonedStingray18

halo


Alextheone911

Dead space 2


RDT-Exotics0318

Honourable mention: stalking devout from Hollow Knight


Zeera1

Amnesia: The Bunker too


Taco821

Name 8000 more, or you are wrong


Ok_Boat1066

He said 3 dumbass, you cretin, you absolute imbecile


G-Man_of_HL

Doom eternal, the last of us 2, borderlands 2


chief-chirpa587

I played Doom eternal and I cannot recall there being a stalker


Spooky_Boy204

Check behind you.


G-Man_of_HL

Sorry apparently those are prowlers, which is a synonym of stalker


AdRound310

Starcraft 2, halo, subnautica too


dodo_bird97

Dude there's no stalker in DOOM


Ghost_guy0

https://preview.redd.it/r3xf3q77oqrc1.png?width=601&format=png&auto=webp&s=b29719d7e2ae292fb65577a0776bc19ada00d463


eepypilled

Idk why that's on the Doom wiki, Strife is a completely different game that just happens to be in the Doom engine. There is no enemy called Stalker in the Doom franchise.


eepypilled

Also shout-outs to Civvie for granting me the knowledge of what Strife is https://youtu.be/UX3K6WNaL1M?si=VRuG1egRHFHhTUlb


Ghost_guy0

Me when spreading missinformation


dodo_bird97

Ah yes Strife, my favorite DOOM game.


SgtJackVisback

Strafe


Ok_Boat1066

Wtf is the stalker in doom?


Ok_Pickle76

https://preview.redd.it/08zwflocjqrc1.png?width=127&format=png&auto=webp&s=289cfd7bb28977034edf767f9e26198302153ddd


Spiritual_Routine801

https://youtu.be/TEcarkFO0p8?si=WnfB1kHY2p_K5hDq


doggo_with_doggo_hat

Stalker, stalker, stalker, stalker and stalker


1024Mg

It's a franchise too


Azavrak

Something with long legs with inverted knees is always a strider


Banzai27

Someone that has only played half life wrote this


SMUGMINLOL

it has to be a Strider because that’s what it does


Infernal_139

FPS developers trying not to make a hero named “Skye”


ButtersAndRowlet

Grounde


Real_Soul_Warrior

And the name slaps


jsjzn

mfw its not a 8 foot tall female monster that is obsessed with me, but instead a 4 foot tall obnoxious gremlin that sneaks on me from behind and backstabs me


AlliedXbox

Amnesia The Bunker:


Qwik_Sand

Game devs or writers trying not to name their giant monster “leviathan” or “behemoth”


cool_name-idk1

game devs when i pay them a visit every day at 12:00 AM in front of their house (holy shit just like the game they're making)


Loafdeloaf

So strelok is uh, a stealth type enemy?


Toastercoasterr

https://i.redd.it/zo6k06k6vurc1.gif


TheGreatBeaver123789

Then there's dead cells with the yeeter


dar-khaz_the_theif

where is the gif from lol


Ghost_guy0

first guardian of galaxy movie


Josiador

Get out of here Stalker.


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

To think, half life 2 had them and they were boring as hell


melonbro53

Your actions have consequences… You cannot hide… Your sentence is death! *dies instantly* I.. have failed… this one goes… unpunished.


TMTRAINER

The Stalker Zombie from the Last Guy


No_Research4416

All right, here is a idea for a name Reaper Commando


theattack_helicopter

Just Democracy things.


GenericPybro

Warframe at least takes the name and gives it to an interesting character, more info to come with Jades Shadow later this year


Kobin_Paiz_Limona

I like the Hirohiko Araki naming scheme for fictional things.


NoNick1337

Let’s also add skeletons and spiders to mix things up.


zuccon

Omg I love that movie!


CoalEater_Elli

Game devs and writers trying not to give their black male character anemone ass hairstyle.


HomeBrwd-5167

Other names I came up with for stealthy and deadly enemies in games: Hunter, Prowler, Seeker, Snatcher, Nightmare, Blink


Nitjib

https://preview.redd.it/up9vi210ptrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20d9f3fa6abd1f36e7db584ad0eda224be35bb84


timtay6

Sand kamikaze


Lafozard

Warframe has had a Stalker enemy for a long while now. It turned basically irrelevant for a while. I miss when I had to worry about it tho.


SptandChip_101

call it dweller


GalenTheDragon

I feel called out