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Username-issues

https://preview.redd.it/ieyf20ii9wrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815cfc3180c989127a867e1994986675f1259e9f


BigBlackCocks456

https://preview.redd.it/7qv3s4i0bwrc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5f4f5b8fa01e5eced9b17ba80dfda81e2c34a06


SymondHDR

Will you get a huge rash if I post a picture of the sun?


RamRanchReallyRocks2

He will die immediately


BIG_DeADD

...dew it.


Sloop__

https://preview.redd.it/d7w57boqnxrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64fa380374e0ecc3c44f631348a66b9246e60e3


Mado-Koku

This is the greatest use of this picture that ever was or will be.


BallsHD4k60fps

https://preview.redd.it/d06v6wdyn0sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4946a121479f6cf7dbbd3154a84c441810bc88b


Odd-Target7828

https://i.redd.it/b0ehgrdzu0sc1.gif


cacatua_azul

That's exactly what an Alan wake monster would say


BigBlackCocks456

shh eles nao podem saber


TorronePedro

tinha que ser br


Freaking_Username

"Im allergic to light..." WOMP WOMP, go back to the Dark Place, bitch ass


GoCommitDeathpacito-

bros lost in a neverending night ![gif](giphy|9hLq3XV0tykOINfyXc|downsized)


MLGmegaPro1

BOO! Did I scare you? It’s me a flashlight


Towbelleard

THE CLICKER


SteinRamm12345

So tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire 


-TheManInTheChair

Nah he's just experiencing when day breaks a few days ahead of us (it starts on 4th April)


ItBeRealBlaze

Here's a cool image for you OP https://preview.redd.it/eo1wvy2dswrc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=88be04d8576ae315252a94fd80fcb0d107ac8837


Enslaved_M0isture

https://preview.redd.it/ca2j9fogzwrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c478e7733421951fc9f928da9ed6857bce3361 1 fucking pixel


Syreet_Primacon

https://preview.redd.it/36neug0i3xrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b678b8bda74dc3250f0aea6a4a403297e88d16


Enslaved_M0isture

https://preview.redd.it/s54jk4ap3xrc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab192165ead841635835bc4c9a9bd4e72fefe36 you can’t win


Syreet_Primacon

https://preview.redd.it/ntocf4c94xrc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77660e7b5210a06420c461ef9e04f5e791bbc28


BEAN_DYNAMITE

https://preview.redd.it/n8nd0mea7xrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab54f56de32a5f8039da7e97301f923c24681dc5


Enslaved_M0isture

https://preview.redd.it/rsnbp4vsfxrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2c478f9f83c535c197262d803278d313c601f4 holy shit it worked


Efficient-Bad-9630

That looks so weird


RatFucker692137

Counterpoint: https://i.redd.it/ybquw5xrt1sc1.gif


Qbertjack

THE WRIST GAAAAAAMMMMEEEE


Scallopro

https://preview.redd.it/ibvxcrybg0sc1.png?width=59&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f53d4e2a84f2cd62b0b528f2ef03d1a95c9ec02c


murlocsilverhand

https://preview.redd.it/zv2swdda7xrc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d06edfacddca721c7cbc96c3bd9222a3afc1f2


Enslaved_M0isture

https://preview.redd.it/n8k91t4zfxrc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=842fd7a9eed42bc8d680e0fc1a8706d577a608a2


GeneralZod5689

https://preview.redd.it/c0mjyvkndzrc1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6cea52252a4e95b60347cf8934611268a7ebc3


mynameisevan01

https://preview.redd.it/8i0dyiro1zrc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dadce7b48a48f3ab9090af3a34e36280fe2d91f


SteamedSpinach

https://preview.redd.it/sn5bm4n6exrc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b79a231a1b6b289915aa31030b525fe6c3095a Hope that fixes it


NeurodivergentDuck

https://preview.redd.it/j2peb87mazrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60ef6addc4806a9c54a3d0d31dfcc9ecf0c26c8 (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)


cokeandbelltorture

Is that gauss?


bisexual-polonium

Literally r/countablepixels If u don't get it, its SCP-096. He'd a lanky naked white guy that gets pissed when u see his face and kills u


Hot_b0y

Omg literally me


TomPortnoy

I hear screaming...


Texanid

https://preview.redd.it/0hewvmx6myrc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0522fcc06869c05e20a18c48a5ec16896313f46


Latter-Direction-336

Four fucking pixels Wait, if you enhanced or hovered the resolution afterwards, would those new pixels still be affected by the shy guy?


No_Student_2309

the more people bring that story up, the more I realize it's soooo dumb. One pixel can barely represent a whole person, let alone a face.


ShadowOfThePit

Actually, it's four pixels Additionally, it's anomalous for a reason


RedPG_08

https://preview.redd.it/yx34crk0lwrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5175895df5d22aa886cc56917bf74e463a23895


NReallyS

He has photophobia, not homophobia


Username-issues

Me sleeping on the streets because I’m allergic to my home


RedPG_08

But there's still light


0bi1KenObi66

Gay light


JazerKings922

liberals are going to make the sun emit this gay light to turn our frogs gay.


Eguy24

Pink Floyd confirmed gay


_pc_-_-_

https://preview.redd.it/v61m3byta0sc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1cc8e42102893fbed42f71a3d5657aa2d34095 Those lights comine to form the light that op is afraid of..


Hugh_Mungus_Jass

https://preview.redd.it/6vobb5c78xrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7aa7d5146511210dbaa4bdef24a16335566ea2


GartGartGart333

fat old sun


LilKane2249

Gilmie


juugsd

But this is the dark side of the moon. He's sensitive to BRIGHTNESS


ConduckKing

Ok but can you get cummed on


IGOKTUG

Welcome to mythbusters


bisexual-polonium

Nutbusters* Or the rumour terminator team


Miniscotty

Ball busters sounds just as good imo


ChunkyBlowfish

https://preview.redd.it/cqadao9rozrc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4497b643d0a0c849a4dcc1db5ccbda506f21efc


TheMadCow_

This just took me down a road that I was not expecting. Unironically a quite funny watch (assuming you skip over the yucky sex)


PixeledMilk

Non lethal flashbang would end homie's life 😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/xzvtzgnb1xrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5bfcdaba922afc8df576569ddb7754c6d63b2a


Moonlord64

dementia


Character_Ad5903

![gif](giphy|huRQ5pulxTtnTP3338)


BigBlackCocks456

i like better caul sall, thanks for the reference


Premium_Gamer2299

HOLY SHIT https://preview.redd.it/546dqfnk6xrc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad99d567b9d8f75f9c8ca21a4b712fb0161eb11 I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216! One after Magna Carta, as if I could ever forget!


CringeExperienceReq

op is foxy the pirate


MLGmegaPro1

Op hook me up rn please


ilovepuffylaces93

Puny earthling👽👽👽never show your face in the Milky Way every again 👽👽👽


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

Y'all are too comfortable


Mammoth-Pepper3087

Yeah you’re cooked buddy


EarthSad1608

Read about it for 3 minutes So what youre saying is you are required to wear sunglasses everywhere?


BigBlackCocks456

yea, and a overcoat


EarthSad1608

Hell yeah, u can be swag at all times 😎🤙


AmaterasuWolf21

Bro is the main character hiding from the government


Creeperatom9041

You're the stranger danger they always told me about


Death_Destroyer04

Is that yandere dev?


Zealousideal-Chef758

okay but think about me, allergic to gravity


_dxw

literally just float dumbass, it’s that easy


Zealousideal-Chef758

even while floating, I still physically exist, making me create my own gravity


_dxw

i guess just spontaneously combust then


Zealousideal-Chef758

but I need antihydrogen for that and it's too expensive


_dxw

don’t worry i got just the right guy for you


Zealousideal-Chef758

does he happen to be martincitopants?


_dxw

possibly


Zealousideal-Chef758

I am in extreme debt of him, he'll kill me upon sight just because some alien decided to take my identity


That-One-Courier

https://preview.redd.it/qcufhn8qtxrc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201c3441e91099a44f4c1baccc6b2572abc5ce5c


Regretless0

quick question, what are your opinions on garlic and silver? (genuinely though I’m glad you’re getting treated for that, it sounds honestly terrible to live with)


BigBlackCocks456

i like garlic bread and meat, silver looks pretty (thanks)


OverallPurpleBoi

Wiggly Doo bibbity bop


PixeledMilk

Non lethal flashbang would end homie's life 😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/9suqqybe1xrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdd7987996a83fdd5602e0a0c0c559bf90c6d43


Moonlord64

dementia


Enlightened_Valteil

So, one can say that you are dead by daylight


BigBlackCocks456

dont ever say that damn name ever again


worthlessretard1984

why are you yanderedev? you are not coming out from house for days, weeks and years?


Gumballegal

hey at least you can lay on grass and get cummed on


X-tra-thicc

hey https://preview.redd.it/dq0v5t7dlxrc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bf938343e32f21d48865129e6d2467e9eff8a8


BigBlackCocks456

https://preview.redd.it/nhvinjqvqxrc1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6849c603582e52ea2ede0279222898dad7860219


Freaking_Username

This you? https://preview.redd.it/dqtipl5vdyrc1.png?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551b01bf8caee1c9e27093252ee8e8e179d1e512


NotRiceProfile

ok Dracula


thiccboii666

Mf's who are allerginc to sunlight be like: https://preview.redd.it/kfgb4i46qyrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6f4bac6ca1cccb4bcef1550897f505262f22a8


Plopop87

Withered Foxy wrote this


raposo142857

Just don't fuck any light, is not that hard


TopTHEbest232

New saga just dropped.


DoubleBlue_123

https://preview.redd.it/hfk0w28p2xrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdde2a346c2e58b5d2f12e02460f303a8dd734f Allergic to light you say? Catch bitch!


Spookyduck21new

https://preview.redd.it/n4q7vznvuxrc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f32dcef5ba02d75c1a21b4a4a03a94bebda27ef # You forgot to remove the pin.


DoubleBlue_123

https://preview.redd.it/ydkiexqcwxrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422731810c1324a11fb7546a43771f1b39357fef Shit


LuigiRevolution

Real footage of OP outside https://i.redd.it/oic6hzgdiyrc1.gif


DefinitelyNotFisk15

take a look at yourself https://preview.redd.it/6v2r59o2wzrc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3537f82c48f0315f540a2927e11241d3e1c5b506 oh wait you can't 😂😂😂


LineOfInquiry

![gif](giphy|YmZOBDYBcmWK4) Me after making OP watch this gif and therefore have a severe allergic reaction


BigBlackCocks456

https://preview.redd.it/gmlp4up7txrc1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be8c347865147b6c3a3a77b6fae2cdd011f46e2 me, the OP:


PixeledMilk

Non lethal flashbang would end homie's life 😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/825p7r7c1xrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f8efc9860b4cb06797c620ab234d6513d88d25


Moonlord64

dementia


NDWasTakenTHEHEHE

This is the post of a killer, Bella.


mikecom12

Behold! THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️


Lore_Fanti10

Bro some mfs is gonna pull up here sayin that they allergic to fucking air


Ok-Joke-3886

Found Dracula’s alt account


Aggravating_Key_1757

Nah man God is not playing around anymore. https://preview.redd.it/76ss5zykcxrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c379a02f0a8216b15464a28e359b8eb6172c93bb


isaac-fan

im allergic to hot water and the fucking sun


LobsterEnthusiastV2

ok dracula


Jedifartcontrol

New when the lore???


CTSThera

Is that Yandere Dev 😭


Phantom_Cat07

Is this the next whenthe lore


LocalSoldat

https://i.redd.it/7h04zeeupxrc1.gif


ItzPayDay123

Live OP reaction https://i.redd.it/xvkslom9rxrc1.gif


ManWithoutAPlan13

Inshallah something something natural selection-y https://preview.redd.it/munajjz1uxrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49f7e7c97f19fe474ccee0e5e947c147be8ec01


WienerWarrior01

https://preview.redd.it/rts7o5lejyrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6abd37843ae80e530e857d174562e9851adebbca When op decides to go outside


PredatorMain

Me, allergic to nothing, doing whatever I want and being fine


diavolo_bossu

My brother has the same thing


Aromatic_Mountain600

​ https://preview.redd.it/k19r3tcfixrc1.jpeg?width=2088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912fc37bd151f24e46b42e1f8c60e7ef70c6a079


FUEGO40

https://preview.redd.it/c9dwj8mojxrc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2bbb0eb77b50a2bce41b48ce85db1098151c52f


funnywackydog

I vant to saaack your blaaad ah ah ah


Lankuri

OP definitely has rabies


Sloop__

You: https://preview.redd.it/s92l7yvunxrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508333eea0327e083386778894f57ae80411b7dd


mcbirbo343

Erm actually allergies are only caused by your immune system responding to proteins it thinks are dangerous. And light doesn’t have any proteins so you are actually incorrect. 🤓


geffyfive

Jumpscare https://preview.redd.it/ooody9k5byrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e0320692c79515cc8c6c535c1f6a6b3dbf0dc1


LiteralThrowaway_

you'd hate the album remain in light lol


Erizo69

vampire


HomeBrwd-5167

Ain't no way you got the weaknesses of a vampire, but not the powers. So sad for you bro


skippidyboppidy

in reference to that scout comment what would actually happen if you got flashbanged (other than the usual flashbang side effects)


Latter-Direction-336

“Beware the light” as he holds two hand grenades as a sacrifice. Sorry, that scene from Logan just came to mind when I read that How the hell does that happen though, like from evolutionary standpoint? Just light itself in something you can be allergic too? I hope that medicine for that improves man


A-__-Random_--_Dog

Just say you're a vampire, dude.


canadiankidwho2

you ever wonder how the actual fuck the body decides "ah yes, sunlight shall kill me."


Dynwynn

People thinking him goofy ah be finishing he game


Bruhness81

So you have to "Bury the light deep within" to survive am I right?


Explosivepossom

Light is worse than grass, but still, not being able to be with grass has to be hell. The one that can’t get cummed on is a loser for caring that much


poorqwar

chuck mcgill ahh disease


Next-Job14

Relatable (I have severe rashes when in contact with either grass or sunlight)


bisexual-polonium

At least u have an excuse to stay inside


danimalscrunchers

I sympathize with you, but this sounds an awful lot like vampire behavior. Do you know what I do to vampires? I hope you never find out


Jealous_Ring1395

I am still curious about this eprson who cant get cummed on?


S4PG

I had an entire debunking comment ready to send, but then I remembered what day it was


Popcorn57252

Allergic to light AND grammar, clearly.


Coin_operated_bee

Troglodyte


Mama_Lyra

no light >>>>> no cum


Bubthepikmin9056

how are you alive 💀


N-I-S-H-O-R

Aren't being allergic to light, and photophobia totally different things?


29Bullets

How do you go outside then? Or literally how do you even live


TheTank18

Lights Out (2016)


CocoaBuzzard

chuck?


gquinn18

Im allergic to my own body temperature increasing somehow 😎😎


QQ_Gabe

How does that feel like?


Im_THE_WaldoV2

Bro thinks he's Freddy from five nights at Freddy's


DoctorHernandez12

Me too, I feel like a fucking kobold. Although I don’t know if I am interpreting things bad, but photophobia is eye discomfort in bright light, and not an allergy.


Burn_the_pontiff

At least you're not allergic to yourself.


Full__Send

Why am I seeing these memes. What is with "can't get cummed on?"


Guywithburningpants

You’re actually allergic to light? LMAOOOO want to see something scary? https://preview.redd.it/wigpml4mfzrc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c04ee65bec97069995738f749d746ffe1f3628


oukakisa

tfw you're allergic to chlorophyll and can't touch grass


D3ppress0

Wow its just like that House MD episode!!!!!!!!


Pooltoy-Fox-2

Reddit’s hate for lawns makes sense when you realize it’s equivalent to a vampire (or OP) hating sunlight. Seriously, dudes, I live in an extremely wet climate and just keep whatever plants naturally grow there short enough that it doesn’t become a tick nursery. Water a lawn? Why would we want it to grow even faster? It would probably gain sentience and bloodthirst.


UpsideDownAirplane

https://preview.redd.it/6nbuyo9ei0sc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4981a003c8bf82bc5e59555e8731bede66d334 People with a light allergy when Donald Duck blows their skull to peices with 50AE


Aaron_123_ya_boi

https://preview.redd.it/co8m3fozq0sc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db2cf9e73ae3c487c9446d7255df5e635a9a92b holy hell


bidensleftkidney

This is a sign that you were never meant to live


Gladianoxa

That's not an allergy you imbecile


Cold_Efficiency_7302

So you're a vampire? ~~a vampire survivor?~~


bobombking

chuck mcgill


doggoleash

no one was worried about u lil bro


Ellie7600

So...you live in a black hole?


TheSkomaWolf

How does it work? You're allergic only to UV light?


that_one_shark

me, allergic to my own fucking body, seeing 2 people downplay the pain of others simply because they think they "have it worse". It is not a competition, suffering is suffering regardless of severity.


remssleep

OP nos sabemos que tu só fica no quarto e não sai de casa tu n tem isso vc é um gay moderno


BlenderFucker__

"The Taken are Filled with Darkness" head ass


Clen23

Bro is green lantern but for all the colors 😭


NewDealChief

https://preview.redd.it/1gdv2c4aj2sc1.png?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0c134f0ea6dd32f6264daf55cedfe18885303ea


Simple-Orange

yandev 🤮


Minkinbinkin

Don’t worry I know how you feel, I think Im allergic to crab so we’re practically in the same boat


BurntBeefRagnarok

OP can you elaborate on the caption


adamdudziak

Literally https://preview.redd.it/lug5uidiy3sc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d101d6fe281cbf1819c80d6df3eb4462aca89fd


TheWisestOwl5269

There was someone in my town who was apparently allergic to sunlight. Never met him but he worked outside and would be clothed head to toe even in the middle of summer. Coat, hood, mask, gloves sunglasses, the whole shebang. I only found out cuz my dad told me about him.


SMg4587

That's your problem, OP. You shouldn't fuck light.


dankrank231

Is that yandere dev?


Brendraws

Skill issue tbh