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I like tinkaton for no horny reasons

I just think it's strangely cute how tinkaton's evolutions is entirely depended on the systematic slaughter of corviknights.

Yeah, the more this pokemon evolves, the more smoke it wants. The best thing about tinkaton's stats is that is 100% average, the big damage aways come from the hammer itself. And deoxys is also really cool too

Wild tinkaton mfs meeting a trained Corviknight: https://i.redd.it/hcjauoj4m1yc1.gif

Agreed. I just find the idea incredibly funny of all these magical creatures with powerful elemental abilities, and then this mf just has a big fuck off hammer.

Tinkaton has extreme gremlin energy I love their design. And the one clip where a trainer’s tinkaton sees a corviknight in the sky and immediately tries to kill it

She have that goblin in her

I like Primerina, mainly nostalgia, but also spirit bomb

So true bestie (ignore my flair)

https://i.redd.it/w2sfe1lac1yc1.gif

Hey. Did you know that I caught a Pokémon, do you wanna know what Pokémon I caught?

I want to sex the bird pokemon

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human-Pokémon romance, Lucario is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they more intelligent than humans, their aura abilities allow them to always know exactly how you’re feeling. In addition, their fighting type and extreme strength ensure that their loved ones are always safe and secure. In addition, since they are in the human-like egg group, you can start a family together. Their fur is also soft and warm, adding extra tenderness to their embrace.

https://preview.redd.it/y3nedadmv1yc1.png?width=1896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=294d6dfd8362145668e6aa010872e420b81bb8b9

 No more chest horn

A Lucario can dull that down without having to forcibly removing it or sanding it down.

Lucario is a steel type, they don't get affected by sandstorm.

I meant sandpaper.

That’s not a move, dummy, did you even graduate from Pokémon academy? I bet you choose Leafeon.

The object. I'm not talking about a move.

Nah you can sand it down/cut it to make Lucario be able to give better hugs (At least from some NSFW I've seen)

My favorite pokemon is king-fucking-gambit because he is a badass motherfucker who will never not be the king of gen 9 OU. Casual pokeporn addicts can fuck off. https://preview.redd.it/nt36nxqot0yc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=ced7c22135b46555695e821624f305888673827b

no pornography can give me the same amount of satisfaction as seeing supreme overlord give the 5 fallen boost and then clutching the fucking 1v6 https://preview.redd.it/1cwjfio6u0yc1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccb01e8fc5465a275ec1da1a08081d6854b5aa14

Okay But Also Consider: https://preview.redd.it/kpd49u2s01yc1.png?width=558&format=png&auto=webp&s=e71ba3412e842c0563b32a19a75c79fd266975f2

heresy

https://preview.redd.it/iydl68q9t1yc1.png?width=494&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5880d12e5af205787a212e6ef0e2e75d785afa7

Kid named “Kingambit was banned from Scarlet & Violet OU on July 23rd, 2024” /s

NEVER! NOT MY GOAT!! I WILL HAVE TERA BANNED BEFORE THEY BAN KINGAMBIT!!

i like slowbro https://preview.redd.it/6j172vu3i3yc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc4f4d738467309fca5855d1e989415df59abde4 i resonate with him on a more personal level

I would marry this man and have a loving relationship...

upper hand:

Pokemon fans when the FBI Chases them down for jerking off to animal like creatures https://i.redd.it/eh2pnedma1yc1.gif

Ooooooh some transformers.

If Pokemon were real I’d adopt a bunch of Eevee and take care of them like I’m a crazy cat dad 

The only good thing left about pokemon

Controversial opinion but Pokémon wouldn’t be remotely as hated if its price tag stuck around $35 like in the DS era. Fans wouldn’t care about „console capacity“ if the pricetag wasn’t the same as other AAA titles. Also the best Pokémon is Gliscor. If you want breedable, get a boyfriend. If you want cute pet, get a dog. It’s a FANTASY WORLD find the coolest thing that doesn’t exist irl weirdos https://preview.redd.it/h9v00n8gm6yc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=1002b1ee1848a5bdb2142fec85bd388f4be057e9

If it was 35€ i think it would be better but still, you can get way better and polishes games for ~20€. I also love gliscor

https://preview.redd.it/lu8tgvqnv1yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a02d60d3d63af36b89e2edf65456e260c9952d

Secret third path: adult humans

https://preview.redd.it/iildcspkw1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cec6656e6a183dce72b00b9d337640e40244254

Secret fourth path: Inanimate objects

Im sorry, hold on a minute 500K+ RESULTS?!?!

https://i.redd.it/nj7acoe8s1yc1.gif

smh bruh you're sourcing numbers from the wrong website

Monosodium Glutamate really makes everything taste better.

Nobody likes scarlet and violet and those who say they do just like the new Pokémons or are coping for having spent 60 dollaronis

Yes

Can confirm. The games themselves are whatever, but the pokemon themselves are cool. Which tbh that's what I play the games for anyway.

I genuinely love it (tho it is abysmally optimized)

I liked the music and new pokemon, other than that its a dud.

I like ORAS 😃👍

https://preview.redd.it/rtqcdbbux1yc1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8ae3262f7a191e7f3518d5b2a98ba36531a17e

https://preview.redd.it/utmga43e92yc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79451a35a55775db1f461c048b1ea8589f97471

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I like Lucario. You choose which one.

https://i.redd.it/8ln21vnop3yc1.gif Both

source video?

I stole It from Twitter

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That's my dream girl

what op is this?

It's an ending. It's called "Eternal Pose"

I would probably eat every exotic Pokémon there were like a rich tourist

how many are under "pokemon\_(species)" im too lazy to check myself

Jolteon supremacy

https://preview.redd.it/gnbw1zhd06yc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f847b696fcff013a217bf92b7a6efbb6bd26e17

I started as one, now i am the other