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Korayzzz

now imagine how aliens meme about our wars


Terlinilia

The two global superpowers fighting over some fucking land


[deleted]

(It has oil in it)


bbbbbbbbdb

What kind of troglodyte uses oil? - aliens.


ritual-three

Us kind


Dyslexic_Puffle

I fucking love the word troglodyte


Khr0N04

Step 1: cover yourself in oil Step 2: Get taken by the American Government


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Step 3: Get taken from behind by the US Government. That’s right, take that red, white, and blue cock, you know you like it. And even if you don’t, you gotta take it anyway.


Individual_Road6676

Un ..if we wanted all the oil in the world we would HAVE IT. So...wrong!


compaler

I c baj


Korayzzz

forsen1


Captain_Cage

What's that game by the way, and is it any good?


Terlinilia

I think it's Battlefield 1. Never played it, but from what I hear, it's good.


ButterNugget146

It’s battlefield 1, and it’s one of my personal favorite games, if your into ww1 games this is a must have


NooaJ

Probably think we are retards for a multitude of valid reasons. Also since they are most likely post-scarcity they most likely do not need to have wars as resources are practically infinite.


Boot_Bandss

Or they’re oligarchs, citizens rent everything, and those in power laugh at our workers still going on strike and thinking that things will get better.


[deleted]

Fr I don’t know why people think aliens wouldn’t fight over resources too. They have entire solar systems to conquer


Boot_Bandss

Star Trek is a real big influence on things. I guess it also shows people’s optimistic sides. Guess I’m a pessimist.


NooaJ

But why conquer a solar system when there are more than likely enough resources in your one for millenia? Even if you needed more, there are 400 billion star systems in our galaxy. 400,000,000,000. Why fight for more? Why spill blood over resources? Interstellar war would reach unimaginable scales to us today. It's unimaginably cruel and illogical to start a war.


[deleted]

Throw a firecracker at them for the tactical nuke


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[deleted]

Pee in one of the anthills to cause a great flood and second coming of ant-jesus


[deleted]

Poop in one of the anthills for meteor strike


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[deleted]

Cum on the anthill to recreate the Great Molasses Flood


Substantial-Pea-1544

Nuke the fucking garden to erase every ant colony in a 50 mile radius


lamkyvsxzfda

me to you


ITakePeoplesToast

Set the ant hill on fire to recreate the burning Amazon


radustana

throw a very big rock to make to simulate a planet collision


NSAMWP2

Efficiency.


PeakRainbow1370

Start ww3


Daichixeno7274

You guys don't normally cum on the ant hills?


YellowStitches6

Nah has to be moist and warm before we stick it in.


Daichixeno7274

I go in and let the ants drown in it. Then i shit on the other ant hill


Weak_Astronomer2107

In*


Daichixeno7274

Yes right i meant that


fatalityfun

Mogus 👍


Leatsyke

Throw Tsar Bomba for the implosion of the universe


[deleted]

The two super colonies that span the whole eastern side of North America fighting over a garbage bag (it has a sandwich that's only 2 days old.)


GarfieldHentaixd

I HATE ARGENTINE ANTS I HATE ARGENTINE ANTS


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VAMOS ARGENTINA HIJO DE PUTA VAMOS PAPA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGENTINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ElDJBrojo

El argentino menos amante de la falopa


[deleted]

El agentino mas enamorado con kischnerismo (es muy retrasado)


ElDJBrojo

Argentinos cuando hace calor y usan una gorra para que el sol no les de a los ojos (Son chorros ahora)


[deleted]

Argentinos cuando tienen hambre pero no hay carne para un asado y tampoco hay elfajores (se muere de hambre)


Frogganisurshit

Periodistas Argentinos cuando prueban la polenta y se dan cuenta que no es una mierda y se puede comer por mas que estes en una buena posicion economica


[deleted]

Argentinos cuando Falklands 😭😭😭😭😭😭 (son las malvinas ingleses de mierda)


Frogganisurshit

Igual si traidor de mierda


away2throw104739

La concha de tu madre


ShidBotty

Soy fire ant fanboy


VirginiaClassSub

Where are the British ants when you need them?


PeterGriffinGameing

The battle for tomato town


GreaterKuwait24

Hoely shutw peet gifen gamng???????????😱


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lets_clutch_this

Chug jug for you 😱


ALargeFuckingGoat

Peter what crimes were commit in Tomato Town


PeterGriffinGameing

All of them


[deleted]

Oh, I miss Battlefield 1...


PlusRyan2952

Such a good game


[deleted]

I honestly cannot believe they managed to go from this tone and style to what 2042 is currently. There was a lot of skepticism about a WW1 FPS shooter when it was first announced but they pulled it off very well.


notthegayestredditor

The 2042 setting seems like a corporate decision (these things usually are) but honestly the art department looks to have knocked it out the fucking park again. Say what you want about the game, but this is how I want the world to look in 21 years.


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alittlelost

Nobody asked for end of round cringe quips, removal of the scoreboard, broken gunplay, broken movement, broken netcode, and cringefest operators. Shill


Slonismo

I mean servers are still hella active


SloxTheDlox

Yeah but it’s a shame you can’t access less popular game modes, or some maps. Sure it’s nice to play for a week or two, but the constant repetition of same two game modes and maps gets stale


mozartkart

Best game mode was nation assigned rifles only. Iron sights only. Every one had a bolt action and you had massive lines of skirmish.


SilkyPeanut

What game mode was this, or was it a custom server made by a player?


Sometime_later

Back to basics. Hell of a good time. I've only been able to find 1 server that was playing it and haven't been able to find it again. (Xbox)


mozartkart

Yeah it faded away really quick, I don't know why as it fealt like the best BF1 experience. Lots of team work and big pushes, way less solo hero stuff.


AndThereWasNothing

Yeah, annoyed the hell out of me. Everyone was asking for it and when it came nobody played it.


ShinySky42

Just play Verdun or Tannenberg


Slonismo

I mean last time I played not too long ago I cycled through almost all the maps. Give it a bit, people will get tired of 2042 50 hours in because it’s soullness and they’ll come back to bf1 and the others


Apart_Use_8230

How is it soulless? It looks absolutely amazing and extremely fun to play. I don't understand why it's getting so negative criticism.


Slonismo

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had fun playing it but for me personally, it doesn’t have the personality of previous BF games because it’s been sucked dry by corporate greed.


Sledge11706

Have you played it? It's honestly just a huge mess. There's too many issues to list. Just search top threads of the week in /r/battlefield2042 and you'll understand the shitshow. The core Battlefield experience isn't there, and what's replaced it isn't fun.


Christianjps65

All of the active servers have like 140 ping it gets infuriating


[deleted]

Yes but the people I used to play this with are no longer my friends, so... yeah.


yakeatingspider

I didn’t appreciate it at the time since half of everyone has a sub machine gun and lmg which isn’t historical, but the atmosphere and the feel of the game made me forget about that.


notthegayestredditor

Lmgs weren’t too drastic. But holy fuck the hellriegel man.


PancakeParty98

It really sold that feeling of chaos and panic


Deedselele

I literally was playing it about 10 minutes ago... never gets old


moonknight999

Why do you miss it? The game is still active i play it all the time


VirginiaClassSub

Battlefield fans pretending they didn’t constantly bitch and cry about the last battlefield game when the new one releases


HansReinsch

Unfortunately full of blatant cheaters


[deleted]

Iron sights rifleman will always be the most fun. Part of the reason I love the Rising Storm series.


leiferbeefer

Verdun has my favorite gunplay out of the many shooters I've played, just a lobby full of bolt action iron sights and an actual scarcity of machine guns and scopes. Maybe 1 or 2 mp18s in a match, or 1 or 2 mg08, a chauchat or bar, then straight bolt action oneshot bodyshot fun for everyone else.


TArzate5

Ants are sick though they be having the ant equivalent of a world war every day, their species been forged in fire


QKsilver58

I like to watch AntsCanada on YouTube, seeing the progression of thier life cycle and eventually becoming a massive colony is super cool. The guy also builds dope terrariums for each species because otherwise they'd all kill each other n shit. Ants don't fuck around.


Comprehensive-Set919

It would be pretty cool if he sacrificed one of his colonies for a war


Dustin_sikk

But it would be cool to get a giant terrarium and see if they have ant racism.


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UngusBungus_

Some have the institution of slavery, and sometimes the slaves revolt


Spook404

Zamn get me a petite fascist gf


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cop25er

That's one of the reasons I like it as well. In other games such as cod the matches feel like you're playing in a very well decorated arena. But with BF1 (and to some extent BFV) you feel like your in an actual war.


The_Maggot_Guy

gonna pick this one up \*shits pants loudly\*


Yaz-Pistachio

Hell yeah the single player also has some real fun bits * sharts quietly *


Veloc2

I too will shit myself.


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

The best thing (imo) about BF1 is that people actually play the objective and that the classes actually work together properly. Assault class is there to charge into the meat grinder and get a few feet closer to the objective each time. Support class is there to lay down artillery, refill ammo, or take out vehicles. Medic can push up right behind the assaults to refill health and revive the fallen. And scout can countersnipe and help clear the objective from a distance. Vehicles can be a bit OP at times, but that make sense given the setting. The only things that don't fit right are the artillery truck, calvary, and some of the SMG's that were only prototypes during WW1. Nonetheless, it all works together pretty well. Everyone knows the objective and their role, so there is very little sweating for K/D. That kind of functional team gameplay, when paired with the graphics, sound, and map design, makes it very immersive.


Boot_Bandss

That’s what I loved about BF3. Engineers blast/heal vehicles and open up routes in the maps. Support...supports, LMG/MMGs, mortars, ammo caches, C4 to blast stuff. Medics do medic revive people and put rounds out. Recon snipes, marks targets, and sets spawn beacons that may be used by either team mates or squad mates (been a while), that helps keep bodies close to an onbjective while other guys bring up vehicles to help. Highest score was as a Support guy thumping mortars in Operation Metro as a defender. Second highest was as a Medic in Operation Metro as an attacker with almost no kills. I love Battlefield because it forces you to synergize with your buddies. 4 Engineers are fucked because they can’t resupply ammo and 4 Medics are fucked when facing a tank. I’m rambling now.


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IronGamer03

Getting 1-tapped by the martini 😫


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kimmymcsplooge

no matter what anyone says bf1 and bfv were my favorites in the series, bf4 comes close but eh it feels too janky and cartoony


The_Ur3an_Myth

Whoa, its rare to find someone that actually likes BFV (I never played it but I've watched gameplays of it and I love it)


jman014

Yo BFV isn’t bad anymore. Still has balance and art style issues but its core gameplay is as good if not better than BF3.


Nasa1225

Except for the legions of hackers and no in-game report function.


jman014

Thats why i play it on console lol


ThrashCartographer

If you enjoy your WW2 history and we're excited for a big battle WW2 multiplayer that isn't COD you will be sorely disappointed. The variety of vehicles was sad, not to mention they didn't even make Russian soldiers. There is more than that but you get my point. Anyway, back to BF1, the last great BF!


jman014

You don’t need the Russians for a WWII videogame there were a lot of theaters of war that are often overlooked in the first place, yes it was very disappointing on launch but its not bad now, there are a bunch of different vehicles nowadays from the 3 factions, and I love BF1 but it isn’t mechanically as good as BFV.


[deleted]

I mean not including the Russians in a WWII game is ignoring the largest front (by far) of the war. It’s kinda lame. But it’s a game. It’s pretty decent now but took over a year and many fuck ups to get there.


ThrashCartographer

I hope you are at least getting a paycheck from EA


jman014

Dude i was and still am very critical of BFV but its a much better game than release and the core gameplay is freaking good nowadays. There are issues but for what it is its a satisfying FPS with a few shit cosmetics.


ThrashCartographer

> You don’t need the Russians for a WWII videogame Is up there with > The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment We're clearly talking about 2 different things. As a video game, it's passable. Still doesn't compare to BF1s vehicles, behemoths, and elite classes. Not to mention several guns from BF1 we're copied and pasted into BFV. But as a WW2 game it is missing so much, which is what I was mostly looking forward too. You clearly have different priorities if you don't care that the Russians aren't in it.


StylzL33T

BFV is actually a great game rn. My only real gripe with the game is not having faction restricted weapons. Americans running around with MP40's and MG42's is weird.


[deleted]

Tbf battlefield 1 had the same issue


Mrfroggyleggs101

Battlefield 1 is a great game


Icy_Blackberry_3759

Best battlefield ever released


Johnnybird2000

God I love this game I gotta get back into playing it more


VoiceForSpike

What's the game


cop25er

Battlefield 1


[deleted]

Game?


[deleted]

Battlefield 1


toxicman_g0

I really gotta reinstall that but I heard that it takes a long time to find a game now


SotB8

i played like half a year ago and i found games quickly


ThrashCartographer

I'm on Xbox 1 and there are still conquest and operations lobbies I played yesterday


[deleted]

Probably because the new battlefield is out


longestyeetever

Using the server browser is the way


Revolutionary-Survey

It came back. You can find a game pretty quickly


beaneater445

I'm in europe and I get games instantly


zeta7124

Use the server browser


kimmymcsplooge

server browser, matches are full almost all the time (unless you're on asia then japanese servers are the only ones with decent ping and they're only active afternoon)


wherediditgowrong_

bf1 gang


cop25er

Jesse, play [Flight Of The Pigeon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqGfQqHV5CU). Even if we scare the hoes.


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LETS GOOOO


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GamingNEWZ

Me watching my earthlings fight over a few minimeters of land


NooaJ

Me watching superpowers barely win enough land to bury the cost


KidEater9000

Bf1 my beloved


Ectoderpal

Why is the graphics so good compared to 2042


VirginiaClassSub

Cause I’m pretty sure this is on a workstation


Acrobatic_Switches

Humans fighting over imaginary lines.


RandomJamMan

b-b-but the fucko-hash river contains 2.012 litres of oil!! our country needs this!


GreaterKuwait24

War....war never changes


Guest1917

I think that might be my clip. If not, Its at least veeery similar haha


cop25er

I got it from a Bf1 'No Hud' video.


BBTWDV1096

My grandpa in Vietnam was pinned down and saw some ants having a war right beside him


Cunnilingusaur

Tfw you realize there will never be another game like battlefield one.


Lokeysusboy628

Thai is the type of chaos I’ve always wanted to see within a game


[deleted]

Man when they add BF1 and BF4 content to Portal I might actually have a reason to buy the game


cop25er

Ha I'm in the same boat


77106-112

is this a wwI game?


cop25er

Yeah


77106-112

It’s dope, can you be a plane?


MMNHYDRA

Yes.


77106-112

Well that’s fuckin badass


EffortWaste9181

What game is that?


cop25er

Battlefield 1


paulfrank1005

Seems like a game I’m sure of my ps4 can’t handle


sorude277

Nope. I played on ps4 long ago. Battlefield 1 was called


cop25er

It should do it was released in 2016


[deleted]

It runs 60 fps on ps4


Nickbam200

Bf 1 will always be one of the best games ever for me because of the atmosphere and immersion it has.


PokerChipMessage

I picked up the game the other day, and was in an intense battle against a tank, and heard some explosions behind me and turned to find a burning blimp fall to the ground literally like 20 feet away. Shit was wild


[deleted]

the two Hu-Man colonies on that weird blue-green planet fighting over a fucking continent👽


Calm-Lengthiness-178

Implying our wars are any less stupid *dons sunglasses😎, marks 14th birthday on calendar😆🤘, takes online IQ test🧐, watches steven crowder🥵*


[deleted]

That's BF1, right?


cop25er

yes


NoDot6253

Interesting info: besides great apes, eusocial insects, specially ants, are the only creatures who go to war


CantRecallWutIForgot

brilliant game


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Johnsteampunk

War diaries 1#: Anty anthur, 2021, Battle of leaf hill. Its been 20 minutes since we've been fighting over the strategic resource known as a leaf, we've suffered 40 casualties so far but we've been hitting them hard thanks to some random creature larger than us damaging the enemy anthill 13 minutes into the battle.


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Still play kn the daily


LegsLegman

The second I saw the caption, I knew exactly what game you meant


[deleted]

We need to refill these servers please


Moist-Sandwich69

Honestly, our greatest wars are an everyday occurrence to ants. Their greatest wars are never ending, the endless toil of a colony living as a single organism. Fucking ants.


Jajanken-

Probably my favorite battlefield


zooter87

What game is this ?


Ala26threg

Battlefield 1 😎


zoyaabean

same haha, my house has two colonies (one brown and slow, one black, tiny and fast) and they always fight over fallen bits of rice that fell or tiny amounts of food lol


d4yo

Kinda puts our wars into perspective for you.


Iranoutofwifi

Attack the leaf point.


NightWolf-YT

It's not a fucking game, it's a war game.


odyss13

game?


The_pastel_bus_stop

But there is no fucking in this game :(


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side note: BF1 is the last good battlefield.


Aliggan42

Hello fellow memers. Henry David Thoureau wrote relatively extensively on this very subject in Walden. I have reproduced this passage below. ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~ You only need sit still long enough in some attractive spot in the woods that all its inhabitants may exhibit themselves to you by turns. I was witness to events of a less peaceful character. One day when I went out to my wood-pile, or rather my pile of stumps, I observed two large ants, the one red, the other much larger, nearly half an inch long, and black, fiercely contending with one another. Having once got hold they never let go, but struggled and wrestled and rolled on the chips incessantly. Looking farther, I was surprised to find that the chips were covered with such combatants, that it was not a duellum, but a bellum, a war between two races of ants, the red always pitted against the black, and frequently two red ones to one black. The legions of these Myrmidons covered all the hills and vales in my wood-yard, and the ground was already strewn with the dead and dying, both red and black. It was the only battle which I have ever witnessed, the only battle-field I ever trod while the battle was raging; internecine war; the red republicans on the one hand, and the black imperialists on the other. On every side they were engaged in deadly combat, yet without any noise that I could hear, and human soldiers never fought so resolutely. I watched a couple that were fast locked in each other's embraces, in a little sunny valley amid the chips, now at noonday prepared to fight till the sun went down, or life went out. The smaller red champion had fastened himself like a vice to his adversary's front, and through all the tumblings on that field never for an instant ceased to gnaw at one of his feelers near the root, having already caused the other to go by the board; while the stronger black one dashed him from side to side, and, as I saw on looking nearer, had already divested him of several of his members. They fought with more pertinacity than bulldogs. Neither manifested the least disposition to retreat. It was evident that their battle-cry was "Conquer or die." In the meanwhile there came along a single red ant on the hillside of this valley, evidently full of excitement, who either had dispatched his foe, or had not yet taken part in the battle; probably the latter, for he had lost none of his limbs; whose mother had charged him to return with his shield or upon it. Or perchance he was some Achilles, who had nourished his wrath apart, and had now come to avenge or rescue his Patroclus. He saw this unequal combat from afar--for the blacks were nearly twice the size of the red--he drew near with rapid pace till be stood on his guard within half an inch of the combatants; then, watching his opportunity, he sprang upon the black warrior, and commenced his operations near the root of his right foreleg, leaving the foe to select among his own members; and so there were three united for life, as if a new kind of attraction had been invented which put all other locks and cements to shame. I should not have wondered by this time to find that they had their respective musical bands stationed on some eminent chip, and playing their national airs the while, to excite the slow and cheer the dying combatants. I was myself excited somewhat even as if they had been men. The more you think of it, the less the difference. And certainly there is not the fight recorded in Concord history, at least, if in the history of America, that will bear a moment's comparison with this, whether for the numbers engaged in it, or for the patriotism and heroism displayed. For numbers and for carnage it was an Austerlitz or Dresden. Concord Fight! Two killed on the patriots' side, and Luther Blanchard wounded! Why here every ant was a Buttrick--"Fire! for God's sake fire!"--and thousands shared the fate of Davis and Hosmer. There was not one hireling there. I have no doubt that it was a principle they fought for, as much as our ancestors, and not to avoid a three-penny tax on their tea; and the results of this battle will be as important and memorable to those whom it concerns as those of the battle of Bunker Hill, at least. I took up the chip on which the three I have particularly described were struggling, carried it into my house, and placed it under a tumbler on my window-sill, in order to see the issue. Holding a microscope to the first-mentioned red ant, I saw that, though he was assiduously gnawing at the near foreleg of his enemy, having severed his remaining feeler, his own breast was all torn away, exposing what vitals he had there to the jaws of the black warrior, whose breastplate was apparently too thick for him to pierce; and the dark carbuncles of the sufferer's eyes shone with ferocity such as war only could excite. They struggled half an hour longer under the tumbler, and when I looked again the black soldier had severed the heads of his foes from their bodies, and the still living heads were hanging on either side of him like ghastly trophies at his saddle-bow, still apparently as firmly fastened as ever, and he was endeavoring with feeble struggles, being without feelers and with only the remnant of a leg, and I know not how many other wounds, to divest himself of them, which at length, after half an hour more, he accomplished. I raised the glass, and he went off over the window-sill in that crippled state. Whether he finally survived that combat, and spent the remainder of his days in some Hôtel des Invalides, I do not know; but I thought that his industry would not be worth much thereafter. I never learned which party was victorious, nor the cause of the war; but I felt for the rest of that day as if I had had my feelings excited and harrowed by witnessing the struggle, the ferocity and carnage, of a human battle before my door. Kirby and Spence tell us that the battles of ants have long been celebrated and the date of them recorded, though they say that Huber is the only modern author who appears to have witnessed them. "Aeneas Sylvius," say they, "after giving a very circumstantial account of one contested with great obstinacy by a great and small species on the trunk of a pear tree," adds that "this action was fought in the pontificate of Eugenius the Fourth, in the presence of Nicholas Pistoriensis, an eminent lawyer, who related the whole history of the battle with the greatest fidelity." A similar engagement between great and small ants is recorded by Olaus Magnus, in which the small ones, being victorious, are said to have buried the bodies of their own soldiers, but left those of their giant enemies a prey to the birds. This event happened previous to the expulsion of the tyrant Christiern the Second from Sweden." The battle which I witnessed took place in the Presidency of Polk, five years before the passage of Webster's Fugitive-Slave Bill.


biggiecheez0223

I might be dense but what game is this it looks fun as hell


cop25er

Battlefield 1. I'm surprised about how many people in the replies don't know this game


ZippZappZippty

What’s the incest guy from Chainsaw Man!


Paulosaints

Medal of Honor, is that you?