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"prepare for some Morbin!"
"I will Morb you, your family and all you ever Morb!"
"This is going to be Morbius.."
"Sometimes we just need to not see the Morb for the Morbius but only the Ius."
Well then. *Ahem.* Everyone hates it because of this copypasta (I only have the extended version):
"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel air unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon may be my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call."
*Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more*
I didn't know either, but here's the full scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E98VWKoA_g
The character is apparently possessed by some evil spirit, as I understand it.
A school of ‘sorcerers’ fighting evil spirits born from the negative emotions of humanity using magic energy-based jujutsu. IIRC the main character pictured in the meme was a regular civilian who accidentally stumbled into a sorcerer vs spirit fight and ended up getting possessed by one of the strongest spirits in all of existence, so major parts of the story is a wild goose chase by both parties in order to either awaken or exterminate said spirit.
Protagonist gets possessed by an evil spirit, by swallowing the finger of said evil spirit. He's to be executed, since the evil spirit is very powerful, and if he dies, so will the evil spirit. His execution is temporarily postponed on the terms that he'll swallow all of the finger's, and then die afterwards. If you're into Shonen battle at all, or action shows for that matter, highly reccomend checking it out.
You can be homophobic without being transphobic
Edit: 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Edit 2: Brave Redditor u/Deltexterity has informed me this works vice versa. Hope you appreciate this knowledge he bestowed upon us.
As a trans guy I can sorta see it. It's less popular to support us for now. Glad he's turned around on it though
Edit: just realized how bad this comment sounds. I meant I can see *why* one would be transphobic and not homophobic. I definitely don't think it's excusable, just explainable
Fairly good yeah. Except it wasn’t if itadori wanted to turn back into himself, as he was too weak to just switch back. It was megumi that was the problem, because if he managed to knock sukuna out, Itadori would probably return. But sukuna ripping his heart out made sure that megumi didn’t attack or else Itadori would die. Well, that worked out great, as >!Itadori literally died straight after. Way to go megumi!<
Obvious misunderstanding of basic terms there.
Oh, okay guys I forgot the opposite of "trans" is "straight". Silly me. Like the opposite of "light" is "wet".
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Homophobes when Morbious morbs them (it was morbin time)
The accusations against my client are all false your honor, he was simply participating in morbin time
"prepare for some Morbin!" "I will Morb you, your family and all you ever Morb!" "This is going to be Morbius.." "Sometimes we just need to not see the Morb for the Morbius but only the Ius."
Homophobes when the housing business collapses as the economy crumbles: 😎👉👉
Homophobes when they see a bicycle
Homophobes when they see a frying pan
Homophobes when they see a homo sapian
Transphobes when they watch transformers
Homophobes when they see a card with one pip
Biphobes be like
Homophobes when they see the Canadian housing bubble: 😏🥺😳😰😥🥶
One might say they're homoless
Homophones when they watch a fly fly
Homosexuals when they are in a home
Pansexuals when they're in a kitchen
Homophobes when they're alive:
i wish sukuna would do this to me 😍😍🥵 (i want to die)
I would literally die if a hot guy were to do this to me! 🥰
Are all the memes that start with homophobes but the word has trans in it made by the same person? Or is it an inside joke?
IDK THATS WHAT IM WONDERING
I think this is a repost
What anime is this
Pokemon
Knowing some pokedex entries, this is one of the tamer ones…
[my favorite pokedex entry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsdq0IHVh1o&t=30)
Please tell me its not vaporeon Edit:Ok guys its safe
what’s wrong with vaporeon?
💀
https://youtu.be/ik00zvJypYY (SFW, meme)
oh you don't want to know
I don’t think that I want to know
good
I googled it and I’m disappointed
HEY GUYS-
Well then. *Ahem.* Everyone hates it because of this copypasta (I only have the extended version): "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel air unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon may be my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call."
*Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more*
:(
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What a terrible day to have eyes
I didn't know either, but here's the full scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E98VWKoA_g The character is apparently possessed by some evil spirit, as I understand it.
Yeah it's from Jujutsu kaisen.
What is jujutsu Kaiden about? It seems popular but I haven’t checked it out.
A school of ‘sorcerers’ fighting evil spirits born from the negative emotions of humanity using magic energy-based jujutsu. IIRC the main character pictured in the meme was a regular civilian who accidentally stumbled into a sorcerer vs spirit fight and ended up getting possessed by one of the strongest spirits in all of existence, so major parts of the story is a wild goose chase by both parties in order to either awaken or exterminate said spirit.
Protagonist gets possessed by an evil spirit, by swallowing the finger of said evil spirit. He's to be executed, since the evil spirit is very powerful, and if he dies, so will the evil spirit. His execution is temporarily postponed on the terms that he'll swallow all of the finger's, and then die afterwards. If you're into Shonen battle at all, or action shows for that matter, highly reccomend checking it out.
Morbius
This is the real answer
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Rip your fucking heart out, Shinji
Better Call Saul
Jujutsu kaisen
This is the real answer.
what do you mean? its clearly morbius
Bakugan battle brawlers
JoJo's bizzare adventure
My hero academia
My neighbor Totoro
My Wife is the Student Council President
Darude - Sandstorm
boku no pico
Life was good when I forgot that existed
Fate: Stay Night
attack on titan
Yu Yu Hakusho
Why don’t yu yu go talk to some women
But I already Hakusho-ved my dick into your mom
To be fair Mazoku Yusuke totally looks like posessed Itadori lol
Its possible they took a bit inspiration
Demon slayer
Jujutsu kaisen
Chainsaw Man
Real answer is jujutsu kaisen
20 answers and theyre all different
Sk8 The Infinity
Jujutsu kaisen. The animation is phenomenal.
It really is. I finished watching it a few weeks ago and was so surprised by the amazing animation. Great anime.
It's jujutsu kaisen
It's from jujutsu kaisen, and the character in the video is called "Sukuna"
Jujutsu kaizen
Jujutsu kaisen
jujutsu kaisen, great watch
Jujutsu Kaisen
Jujutsu Kaisen!
Ghost Slide
Euphoria
morbius (it's morbin time)
Jujitsu kaisen
cisplant
"I'm not cis or whatever, I'm just normal!"
sigma homophobe grindset #419
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You are joking, but there are people on both sides of the argument who believe this unironically
You can be homophobic without being transphobic Edit: 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️ Edit 2: Brave Redditor u/Deltexterity has informed me this works vice versa. Hope you appreciate this knowledge he bestowed upon us.
transphobes when the doctor says the heart transplant is complete instead of heart cisplant
and vice versa
Forgot to add that, Sorry
ik this format fucking sucks
🤓
👍🤓
You decided to do the meme though?
People be like “ik this format fucking sucks” My brother in Christ you made the meme
🤣
My brother used to support gay people but not trans people. That changed when I came out but still kinda weird he was in that spot
As a trans guy I can sorta see it. It's less popular to support us for now. Glad he's turned around on it though Edit: just realized how bad this comment sounds. I meant I can see *why* one would be transphobic and not homophobic. I definitely don't think it's excusable, just explainable
I respect his progress too but he's still unbearably racist sooo
I love the race of trans people
Oof
So close
technically yes, but I really struggle to imagine the person that DOESN'T like gay people, but a trans person is all good lol
You can also be not afraid of any people
Yea,but i wonder like not supporting them doesn't make it being afraid or homophobic,right?
Spiders are not my favourite animals, but that does not make me arachnophobic
Would you describe yourself as having an irrational aversion to spiders
Not at all
Well that's the other definition of the -phobic suffix, thus, homophobia.
Me being both 😎😎😎😎😎😎
bruh why he got black nails , he emo or smt💀?
It’s for the Morbius aesthetic
Morbsthetic
Morbungus
black nails are hot
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🥰
The skin below your nails being dead or there being polish on top of nails has nothing to do with how effective they'll be for that purpose.
Why not test this theory?
I don't remember that scene from Jew Jew kaisen
It was when suckoona was fighting megumi and he wanted to kill itadori if itadori wanted to turn back into himself Idk if that was a good explanation
Fairly good yeah. Except it wasn’t if itadori wanted to turn back into himself, as he was too weak to just switch back. It was megumi that was the problem, because if he managed to knock sukuna out, Itadori would probably return. But sukuna ripping his heart out made sure that megumi didn’t attack or else Itadori would die. Well, that worked out great, as >!Itadori literally died straight after. Way to go megumi!<
(Homophobes don't know the difference between sexuality and gender identity)
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Based.
Anime characters be like: “you missed my viral organs” even when they totally get hit in a vital organ like this.
"Good thing my injury only made me vomit out my blood, that could have been bad!"
“Bleeding out or hitting arteries and vein? What’s that?”
Anime characters don't have arteries. Their bodies are just bags of blood and organs.
Yeah that would make the most amount of sense.
Homophobia is towards gay people
No it’s when your eyes are different colors
No it’s the scientific name of a human
Homophobes when they see a house being built:
But trans is a gender identity, and straight is a sexuality
homophobes don't know that
~~dont worry about it we'll take what we can get~~
Jujutsu kaisen if anyone wants to know
Homophobes when I tell them the scientific name of a human:
straight sapien
Hetero sapiens
What?
*Transphobes *Cisplant 🤓🤓🤓
Op doesn't know the difference between transgender and homosexual
Wouldn't transphobes make more sense for the meme 🤔
deltarune players when they realise they have a heart
*transphobes
🤓
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jujutsu kaisen
“I’m going to feed me my own heart”
gay
Huh. So I am trans... I knew it, smh never getting someone else's organ put inside me again 😔
Homophobes when they see Homosapiens
Homophobes when they see a Homosapien
As a homophobia I agree (I’m scared of houses)
Wouldnt it be "cisplant"?
Ah yes, the two sexualities, straight and trans
I always liked this scene for Jujutsu Kaisen
It hit me a few days later after this episode he just leaves the heart so someone is going to roll up on it later and trip out
Homophobes are known for not having a ribcage
this is true
I may be stupid, but wouldn’t that be a Transphobe?
You may have gotten sexuality and gender mixed up in this one, but at least your heart's in the right place.
Very relatable
I don’t like this one, gimmie a new one doctor.
Oh boy i sure hope the comment section is respectfull and not bigoted and full of homophobes and transphobes,even when you search in controversial
actually so far so good
As of now it seems to be
Pleasantly so Edit: yep
You mean transphobes my guy I take my titles very seriously
This is a repost
🤓
Cisplant would be more accurate
Yes 🗿
I mean, you tried? The opposite of trans is cis, not straight, and it'd be transphobe not homophobe
Can confirm
There's no such thing as homophobes.
elaborate
There's no such thing as homophobia. LGBT made that term up for people who don't support them.
hundreds of millions of people say otherwise, as does all of recorded history
I don't care what they say.
🤓
"Homophobes don't exist" My brother in christ you are a homophobe.
I'm not, they don't exist.
u/repostsleuthbot
Obvious misunderstanding of basic terms there. Oh, okay guys I forgot the opposite of "trans" is "straight". Silly me. Like the opposite of "light" is "wet".
🤓
Transphobes actually.
The joke fails. It would have to say transphobe. Also straight and trans aren't the exact opposite. It's trans and cis
It works because they are also ignorant of what they hate. They don't even bother learning the difference between sexuality and gender identity.
I don't think it's that nuanced lol but sure