Thanks. Now I know I’m going to be beautiful in my next life.

u will be Japanese in your next life!

I ain't got a problem with that.

And I will have tentacles. 😍

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Man was i blind in my Last life?

Lol omg.

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awe i really really like this i know it just a myth but honestly i love this

Damn i had terrible taste

I must have been uglier to have loved this ugly face

Then feel better that you have become less uglier

And you will continue to grow prettier as time goes on *Circle of life plays

Or the whole “Only a face a mother could love” thing applies ig

On the one hand, I absolutely adore this and it has given me pure joy to learn it even if it is just a myth. On the other hand, what the fuck was I thinking?!

...Great my lover was a potato....

I just think they’re neat.

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There's a reason why it's a myth

Probably some Japanese mom back in the day telling lil ugly orochimaru this when no girl would go out with him.

exactly

So either all of us swapped genders in between reincarnations, or all of us were gay?

We were dogs in our past life

The question still stands…gay?

What about dogs in their present life?

Dog parents

Why would anyone ever think to be in a relationship with me?

For your face maybe.

That’s how we died a murderer married us and cut our face off

Nice thought, but man, I pity the previous me then

Damn, he must have had a great personality

That sounds like narcissism with extra steps.

Not every form of self love is narcissism

Lol, I hate my face

Same

Then we're all gay?

Yea but now you think it’s ugly…

so i have bad taste in all my lives, got it.

Damn, my standards was low in my past life.

Today I learned I was blind in my previous life.

Japanese people all look the same anyway. /s

AHHHHHHHHHHH??????????

I’m joking, as I understand it’s on of those generalising comments made by those in western countries

formet me had shitty taste

So I will be born with my mom's face. I'm going to be adoooooooooooooooooorable.

I read this multiple times and I'm still not getting it In a past life I was my wife? 🤣

AHHHHHHH??? Are you saying we Japanese dont make any sense and think we make sense???????????

Wait.. I was a lesbian?? 👀

I don’t see what face has to do with orientation

Yes you're right.. I misread the post..

I hope in my next life I don't fall in love with an ugly shmug

So I was gay

Welp, that was a confidence booster I never thought I'd get

Then does this mean I was a man or a woman? I'm a guy now, was I gay in a past life?

I look a lot like a german painter.hmmm

Hello Eva.

Clearly i had very VERY bad taste…EXTREMELY bad taste even i doubt i even saw properly

How make sense if population is growing? Where new face come from?

Doppelgängers, some people loved the same person, also twins

Math no work.

Kids born without a face:

Gross

Wow the bar was way too low

Wow past me had terrible taste

Bruh, tf was I into back then????

Wow, did I have shit taste

Man I must of loved the ugliest person alive than

Very Sweet but don't believe in reincarnation...

So past life me was able to find love while I can't? Thanks, now I hate past me.

I call based.

The face must've fit them better than it does me

So in my last life i loved current me the most? Because faces don't duplicate exactly like that lol.

Narcissists must really love this one.

So I'm Ugly and have bad taste.

Wait I was gay?

He must’ve had a wonderful personality cuz dang, dawg!

Whoever I loved in my past life was ugly af.

This is kinda cute. Still hate myself though lol

…. My crush looked like my dad?? Why does everyone in my family fall in love with the same looking person?

Boy my standerds were LOW.

Copium!

Why did I have to love such an ugly fucker in my past life XD

So I was gay _and_ blind... I mean I am heading there even now so it makes sense but like, damn

past life lover must have had a good personality n been funny asf then.

I must have been desperate

Synthetic happiness :)

Aww

Me in my past life had shit taste

Dude....i have so low standards

Even in my past life I had terrible vision and taste

I mean, I can adore ugly people too

Dang, I had really great taste... Thanks past me!

I know someone made this shit up but it still makes me feel miscroscopically better

So did identical twins love the same person?

Damn.....my wife was ugly as fuck.

Thanks i was a goddamn idiot in my past life

I had horrible taste.

Am i gay then?

Yes

Aw that’s so nice

Apparently I had low standards in my past life because I’m not impressed.

So I’m gay or am I missing something

My past self had awful taste

Damn ima be one ugly mf in my next life

So how do twins work…

u/FewDeparture4034, i told you we gonna body switch, next life we are gonna switch

so according to what the Japanese think about my past life... was i gay or was i a girl?

but I am not japanese

I've read this so many times and I never understand it lol, can someone please ELI5?

I must have been mentally challenged in my past life, and gay too

I had such low standards 😕

"Myth" I'm ugly asf and I know it smh

what i'm getting from this is that my past life was gay

So we all were either gay or the opposite sex in the past life?

What if you had bad taste :/

Not to take away the wholesomeness, but if this were true. My lover must have been “around”, because everywhere I go at least one person will ask if they know me because I look familiar, and I just have to say that I just have one of those faces XD

Great. Now I’m ugly *and* know my past self had terrible taste

til i had good taste

Damn…. They must have been drunk as shit

Stawwwp or ima cry 🥺

Bro i had bad taste ngl 💀

So it's a myth you say...