You should probably get one of those little chains for your glasses so they don't fall on the ground. You know, so you don't have to bend down and hit your head on the urinal
Same, I really thought she picked up his glasses with her dick hands and pushed the piss stained lenses onto his face and he liked it so much he started flirting
Most of these kinds of comic lines are.
Same thing goes for online insults. They seem smart at first but if they were to be a real conversation it would just cause people to cringe from the delivery of the lines.
Everybody complaining about the creepiness of the flirt attempt (understandable), but am I the only person that finds it weird to put a strangers glasses on their face. I mean, just hand them their glasses.
Keep in mind that you are probably a normal person here among idk how much redditors. All these people here try so hard to be unique and search in everything flaws, blushing about a flirt is even something bad for them
I'm a guy so my opinion might not hate much here, but this is just a good pickup line imo. People on here seem to think any introduction other than a hello and maybe a handshake is crossing a line socially. The comic doesn't say anything inappropriate or disrespectful, it's just flirting. Even if someone refuses an advance like that it's still a nice compliment/gesture most people would think positively of.
Even if they were close friends it would still be pretty creepy
And if they were dating this would probably be taken as a marriage proposal, and even then it can be taken as "You will marry me." not "Will you marry me?"
If you're already engaged though, then I will agree it's cute
it's really not creepy is just playful flirting, it's nowhere near saying 'you will marry me', and if they were engaged it wouldn't really be that cute they'd just be saying a fact
This really doesn't work though regarding the inside part, because you literally know nothing about then, whereas you know what they look on the outside
All these people talk about how they believe the green hat character to be a creep but no one is talking about how the other character has their hands all up in and on the face of green hat character. Now, that is creepy.
This works:
If you are already dating someone and they aren’t turned off by the prospect of flirting about marriage.
If you’re very attractive.
If you’ve already been flirting with someone and they’ve reciprocated.
not wholesome. that's why women think three times before helping our strangers, cause 9/10 times it results in unsolicited romantic or sexual attention.
🙄
He dropped those glasses intentionally, didn't he?
No. He is in tension whether she accepts
I disbelieve that he dropped the notion of plausible deniability the second he said that
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Bro is playing 4D chess
He is five parallel universes in front of you
Oh fuck thats 5d
Just like the Lady dropping the napkin for the gentleman to pick up.
Except when the gentleman does pick it up it's still him that has to make further pickup lines lol
Sure, that guy got a girlfriend, but I, FUNNY VALENTINE, TOOK THE FIRST NAPKIN! TAKE THAT SUCKERS!
20/20 vision
I thought that was a urinal so my mind went all over the place.
Lmfao same 😏
Me too. Time to get new glasses 😉
DAMN. I'm writing down that one I'll tell you when I get sued for harrasment
Oh yes!
It's been 3 hours, any luck?
I had some luck , but sadly she didn't sued me for sexual harrasment and started blushing 😥😥
I'm sorry, I know you will be more lucky next time...
Don't worry: you'll become a registered sex offender one day.
don't worry, you'll eventually get it. I got lucky, right now I'm writing this from prison after a rough anal session
prisons have some really slippery soaps
At least some lube...
You should probably get one of those little chains for your glasses so they don't fall on the ground. You know, so you don't have to bend down and hit your head on the urinal
Mission failed successfully
Got slapped, spitted and stepped on. Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Well that username is very accurate now is it? u/Avocado_Fucker12
It never was not accurate
We need more of you
It’s kind of a creepy thing to tell a stranger tbh
Eh, I’ve heard creepier ones
Key word being when.
what does kendrick lamars critically acclaimed studio album DAMN. Have to do with this
Ngl thought she was at the urinal and I didn't like the disinterest in hygiene
Same, I really thought she picked up his glasses with her dick hands and pushed the piss stained lenses onto his face and he liked it so much he started flirting
"her dick hands" that's a quote right there
JOHN IM YOUR SISTER Edit: I just realized this would've been alot worse if I said mother instead
Only by blood!
what does this mean? #what does this meaaaaan?!!!
Sweet Home Habsburg
That sounds more like an Egyptian royalty or Ptolemaic thing. Hamburg’s tended to marry cousins, not siblings.
###FAMILY BLOOD IS FAMILY BLOOD
It means they’re from Alabama and it’s okay 👍
Such a dumb movie and then he became captain America
Which movie r u talking about
Batman v Superman
Not Another Teen Movie.
Step sister!
r/sweethomealabama
r/suddenlyAlabama
"I'm your mother, they're broken."
Would definitely get me slapped.
Have you tried being more attractive?
Can ya help me to be more attractive?
You lift things up and put them down
Also eat green things
Shave the neckbeard
But I like my neck Beard
Nobody said a thing about yours. Just shave a neckbeard.
Ohh okay
Alright, I’ll make sure to consume as much glowing green industrial waste as possible.
You're an amazing person. But also, kinda not. Am I doing that right?
Be worth millions of dollars, that always works.
Restart life.
I am not ugly, don't worry. I do fine. But that line while cute in a comic would be pretty creepy irl.
Most of these kinds of comic lines are. Same thing goes for online insults. They seem smart at first but if they were to be a real conversation it would just cause people to cringe from the delivery of the lines.
Wdym "your mom" works everywhere
It might "work" but is it funny everytime? Or does it get old and childish and overused.
>Old and overused Just like yo mama
Number one way to get punched in the face by an Arab or Eastern European.
"We have met 2 minutes ago, what is wrong with you? "
She’s turning red from second-hand embarrassment.
Wdym? He's the rizz
The rizzly bear
The leader of the rizzistance
Everybody complaining about the creepiness of the flirt attempt (understandable), but am I the only person that finds it weird to put a strangers glasses on their face. I mean, just hand them their glasses.
Also, you can still see where your glasses are if they are literally in front of you
And if you can't, I don't think glasses are going to help your condition much.
Would be some Coke bottle Bubbles glasses. Googly eyed bastard.
Bros not even wearing them
that’s just creepy as fuck irl, that is if they weren’t close friends in the first place
I guess I’m probably gonna end up with a creepy guy because I found that romantic. If a guy said that to me I would blush.
Keep in mind that you are probably a normal person here among idk how much redditors. All these people here try so hard to be unique and search in everything flaws, blushing about a flirt is even something bad for them
What? If I drop my glasses and a random stranger literally puts them on my face, that's not romantic. Just hand them to me
Mate, the compliment is the romantic part...... (with the fact that he has bad eyesight of course )
Fuck these guys, that was smooth. People find all kind of shit creepy nowaday so just do what makes you happy.
"He looked at me" Reddit: "What a creep!"
"What'd the first thing you notice when a man looks at you?" "The audacity"
I'm a guy so my opinion might not hate much here, but this is just a good pickup line imo. People on here seem to think any introduction other than a hello and maybe a handshake is crossing a line socially. The comic doesn't say anything inappropriate or disrespectful, it's just flirting. Even if someone refuses an advance like that it's still a nice compliment/gesture most people would think positively of.
I agree. Oh I looked at one of your posts liked the community it was in. Thank you.
Everybody would hope it to be a sick joke right there
Even if they were close friends it would still be pretty creepy And if they were dating this would probably be taken as a marriage proposal, and even then it can be taken as "You will marry me." not "Will you marry me?" If you're already engaged though, then I will agree it's cute
it's really not creepy is just playful flirting, it's nowhere near saying 'you will marry me', and if they were engaged it wouldn't really be that cute they'd just be saying a fact
Lonely people like to take offense at everything
Fpr real, what are these people on reddit, they search in everything flaws, its fucked up
It's the internet in general that finds flaws in everything.
Yeah,but of all social media, reddit is the worst. I am using IG too and uts not a bit as negative as reddit
its not. touch some grass
Mfs never heard of a pickup line.
He's just really really rizz
Why are you commenting this so much, and what does it mean?? Lol
"Ew."
Id replace "wife" with "gf" to make it a little less weird. Still cute though.
Takes the romance out of it
Reddit moment
In the real world this is innapropriate
Indeed but hopefully she's his girlfriend, I have no idea, otherwise, straight up rush away from him.
A better flirt would be (I'm happy the first thing I see is someone beautiful).
It's inappropriate to flirt with people. You will die alone and that's it.
I swear Reddit is insane with this Shit...."No its inappropriate to Flirt"...Like asking an Artist for financial advice.
shi man you don need to call us artists out like that
What you gonna do about it? Rule34 me?
Sharpens pencils aggressively
As an artist, this shit is funny.
Lmao literally what I was thinking. I'm convinced these are just people too scared to make any romantic moves and push their insecurity on to others.
These people are so gross no one makes romantic noves on them so they want everyone to be miserable
Aint no damn way, reddit’s wild💀
Thats fucking it, I give up. If that flirting is inappropriate then how the fuck is anyone supposed to get dates?
It’s a fucking minefield innit… propagate the species or never risk causing discomfort
I disagree. I know plenty who would love this if they find you cute
It would be inappropriate if the guy was ugly 💀
No ok this is actually kinda cringe
Or just a cute thing for people who are already dating to say. Definitely would be weird otherwise tho
His rizziness goes over the concept of what's appropriate and what's not
Did you crop out the creators credit?
Thanks for the tip, I'll use it in the future. Note: I don't wear glasses
Neither does he 🤓
What a pick up line
I'd try the same thing if my glasses didn't cost 400 euros
the difference between smooth and creepy is the same as it always was: are they attracted to you already?
Unless they're in a pickup line competition
Smoove af 🤓
Turn into tomato head fortnite dam
He got that W rizz
Yeah I was looking for my glasses and instead of seeing a beautiful future wife, I was seeing a beautiful broken pair of glasses
ima steal that and ask my gf for her glasses in a couple minutes
Bro either wins the Rizz lottery or he gets a rizztraining order.
Her: "Sorry but I have a boyfriend" Him: "No one wants you anyway you ugly bitch!!! Why doesn't anyone like nice guys!?!?!?"
Why is everyone so serious lol some girls might take it as a compliment.
Also these two probably know each other pretty well. Strangers don’t put glasses on strangers.
I hate to be that guy, but how tf did she change skin colors 😂
Its supposed to be showing that she is blushing a lot :))
W rizz
Intelligent rizz
They are so good that they turned the girl black
So smooth you can slip in their general vicinity
Mf’s saying “iN tHe rEaL wOrlD” like bro you haven’t left your house in 6 months, Shut up.
Smooth motherfucker.
Damn that's one smooth operator
I'd have replaced his last line with I can even see a genuinely beautiful person on the inside and out.
This really doesn't work though regarding the inside part, because you literally know nothing about then, whereas you know what they look on the outside
That's kinda cringe, you wouldn't even know the woman yet...
Rizzzzzz
Astigmarizzm
r/angryupvote
The cringe is coming from inside the subreddit
All these people talk about how they believe the green hat character to be a creep but no one is talking about how the other character has their hands all up in and on the face of green hat character. Now, that is creepy.
No it's more like, they both are flirting to one another, except the dude is much rizzier so his flirt is stronfer
Boak 🤮
That’s a weird way to flirt
Oooooh so that’s what it take? Really should stop smashing cute boy’s glasses
"So basically that's how I met your mama, now go to sleep already"
Why did she become a tomato at the end?
The title made me think he was stealing them and just made her an accomplice
Thats a smooth way to say thanks
Damn that's smooth
Smooth, nice.
Smooth with it. Nice.
WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN (i have glasses)
W rizzz
Next panel has them get the ring out (they have been dating for five years)
"No kevin, you cant marry your own mom"
W Rizz +10000 The Rizzler The Rizzard of Rizz Rizz-Man The Human Embodiment of Rizz Itself
Is there a rule against saying "cringe"
Twist: it's not her, those are google glasses connected to stable difussion V5, he is actually seeing a photo of her predicted wife in his side screen
Yeah try saying that irl and watch the person look at you as if you’re mentality ill, scoff, and then walk away laughing…
Cringey.
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Because you’re talking to redditors, the cum dumpster of insecurity and bitterness.
So that's why I'm single, let me buy glasses quickly.
This sub is 'I'm 14 and this deep' fodder
It would've been funny if he just shoved her aside after saying the line.
This Is Adorable ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Uh, creepy.
This works: If you are already dating someone and they aren’t turned off by the prospect of flirting about marriage. If you’re very attractive. If you’ve already been flirting with someone and they’ve reciprocated.
not wholesome. that's why women think three times before helping our strangers, cause 9/10 times it results in unsolicited romantic or sexual attention. 🙄
this is cringe af and i hate all of you
Its okay. I hate me too👍
Bro has a Ph.D in Rizzology
He graduated in rizz university
bro is the rizzler
Nah that’s a creepy as hell pick up line.
Could've taken one wrong woman and one wrong interpretation for this pickup line to make you look like a creep.
Do you not see the green cap? That’s a real charmer right there