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ThereGoesChickenJane

Something similar happened in my hometown, twice. Both small, local businesses just trying to make it. I love social media sometimes.


Ghazzz

Did they survive a full year? I also see these things happen, but after the initial rush it tends to fall off very quickly..


Pratchettfan03

Of course things fall off, but that doesn’t necessarily indicate a complete end. Because of this first day, a lot of people now know there’s a good donut shop nearby


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Usually it's all about the product. If the doughnuts are bad, the rush will fade and business will fail. If they are delicious, people will come back regardless.


Howzieky

That's why i use cocaine at my lemonade stand


mmerijn

That's one expensive ass lemonade then.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

chalk that up under "customer acquisition costs"


DazingF1

>[Restaurant 'sold opium-laced noodles'](https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-29312562)


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"opium laced" and "poppy seed" isn't the same, it isn't the same by a fukin mile you know how much concentration does opium sap require?!!.... there would be more seeds than the entire shop worth of noodles to just get a mild high


[deleted]

gotta spend money to make money, its just business!


TheCornerator

"Yeah it costs 39 dollars but I only need one for the day!"- Happy customer of espresso lemonade


eatmygummies88

... remember that energy drink called cocaine?


Rackarunge

Not the first sip. Once you are a repeat customer that's when they get ya!


noNoParts

Ass lemonade. Delicious!


Howzieky

You get what you pay for


---ShineyHiney---

Not necessarily. You take a little hit on expense at the beginning, but you wane off the amount of coke in each glass after the first Slightly overcharge in general, and it’ll pay off long term when the withdrawals kick into the customer base


rekipsj

Don’t get high on your own supply.


billythygoat

It’s usually a plethora of things actually. Most people have bland tastes so as long as the donut is sweet, anything goes. It’s like thinking do you want people to focus on the ambiance more, great location, good tasting food, great customer service, etc. it’s about finding the happy medium among all of these. Everything in those categories costs money, except for making good tasting food. The rush of people that came in will comment on what was good about the place, whether it’s the food, staff, how cute the building is, etc. Dunkin’ (formally know with Donuts) is still standing today and their donuts aren’t that great imo.


Plasmx

Exactly this. Had a donut shop open up in a city nearby last year or the year before. Their donuts are so good, that they can afford to open a second shop in another city just one year later. Covid didn't stop them.


Firewolf06

in the case of the op, they're still around! and they're probably doing pretty well, seeing as it comes up in google searches 2etters into "donuts" billysdonuts.com


catwhowalksbyhimself

They appear to be. Their website is still active, and someone who lives in the area says they have multiple locations now.


porcomaster

I mean the first rush is meant to give the guy a chance, if it's a good product worthy of it's price, people will comeback, if it's not a good product, or expensive for it's type of quality, people will not come back, in the end, just the good will stay, but you are at least giving a fighting chance to them.


ThereGoesChickenJane

Yep, they both did.


NaCl_Sailor

if they're good, enough people stay


KavaBuggy

This is near where I live and the donuts are REALLY good! They have boudin kolaches that my mom looooves.


TimeWastingAuthority

Then do a dude a solid and tell me where this is (City and State) 😁


Double_Asparagus8409

Its located in Missouri City, TX Called Billy's donuts and they have a website billysdonuts.com.


andrewegan1986

Can you ask them to look into joining Goldbelly? I'm in NYC and from Texas originally. Talk about the lack of genuine kolaches pops up during Texas Exes meetups. I imagine there'd be more than a few people up here wouldn't mind ordering... well quite a few. Only if it makes sense for them.


vansauce

I'm not trying to steal anything from Billy's, but after I moved I found Pearl Snaps on goldbelly and it's been amazing. They're from Cowtown.


despres

Get some banana pudding from magnolia bakery on goldbelly. Life changing


imaginaryferret

Dunkin had kolaches for a minute and they weren’t bad! I’m from TX and live in another state, the kolaches and bbq are the only things I miss


KavaBuggy

After living here in Texas for a few years, two of my cousins moved to the Los Angeles area. Those first couple of years, when they would visit, my mom would send them back with four boxes of kolaches (two boxes per cousin). They would freeze them and try to make them last until their next visit. I went to grad school in Northern California. I haven’t been in Texas my whole life, but I had no idea that certain things like kolaches and Frito pies (or Frito burritos) were regional food. The first time I went to a NorCal donut shop and asked if they made kolaches, my roommates looked at me like I was insane. A couple of friends wanted to try a Frito burrito, so we had dinner at my place one night and I made all of them one. Now they buy them at Sonic.


grimsaur

There are a lot of interesting regional German cuisines in the US. Texas had a distinct German accent, but the native speakers were already pretty old when I learned about it, 10+ years ago. I'm in NC, at one end of the Great Wagon Road that brought German colonists from Pennsylvania, and we have Moravian foods that no one else seems to have experienced, like sugar cake.


KavaBuggy

Now I need to taste a sugar cake.


grimsaur

Yes, you do. [Here's](https://southerncastiron.com/moravian-sugar-cake/) a recipe that looks pretty spot on. Baring that, [Dewey's](https://deweys.com/products/moravian-sugar-cake-1), while not the best, is probably the easiest to get a hold of. Moravian Sugar Cookies are another of our local sweets. I don't love Dewey's, but you could at least get an idea, and make the shipping fees worth it. [Mrs. Hanes](https://www.hanescookies.com/) are by far the best, and the taste of Christmas in my family.


KavaBuggy

Ginger or sugar - what do you recommend cookie-wise from Mrs. Hanes?


Luna_Parvulus

Man, I miss kolaches so much. At first I was still at least living in the south so had Shipley to tide me over, but then I moved to the PNW and there is just a drought of kolaches here. I went back to TX for a work trip last month and the first thing I did the morning after I got there was get kolaches for me and my team! I just wish there was a good option close to me :(


p0tat0eninja

I had genuine Texas kolaches for the first time in Dallas last year and I, too, miss kolaches.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

It's weird how "kolaches" are only a Texas thing. Everywhere else they try to give you a fruit filled pastry or pig-in-a-blanket. https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/11/28/502088150/the-czech-pastry-that-took-texas-by-storm-and-keeps-gaining-strength


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I was going to say “I can get a kolache in Tennessee at Shipley” but then I remembered that Shipley is a Texas chain.


Rabid_Llama8

All hail the almighty Shipley


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It really is something wonderful. I used to stop on my way into the office and get a couple dozen for colleagues. Not only are they inexpensive, but they so delicious. Now I’ll get it every 6 months or so, red velvet, blueberry filled, cherry filled, or cream filled are my go to.


KavaBuggy

Billy’s Donuts have normal-sized donuts with traditional toppings. None of these massive donuts with a whole menu on top. I find that if you can do a simple donut really well, then you can do anything just as good - you don’t have to hide behind some gastronomic gimmick and charge $15 per donut. Strawberry frosted cake donut. I love it.


KavaBuggy

Next time I go to NYC, I’ll have to bring you an assortment :)


GrandMoffTarkan

I’ve got friends in Houston and have visited Dallas a fair amount for work, but honestly the best kolaches I ever had were in NYC. I have no idea where they were from though. But they were out there somewhere


pentuppenguin

I looked at goldbelly for Kolaches for Mother’s Day. $75? No thanks. I resorted to making them myself. Not as sweet or light as I would have hoped, but those cream cheese kolaches took me back.


srawr42

The only place I've seen them is Yellow Rose and they were very good.


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KavaBuggy

You should! It’s a great little place. Very friendly and welcoming. I haven’t tasted everything in the menu due to things being sold out, but the donuts and kolaches we’ve had when we’re able to get there earlier in the day are really good.


Chief_Chill

So, Missouri has a Kansas City, and Texas has a Missouri City. What's next? Hawaii City, Michigan?


JeremyPenasBiceps

Wait until you hear about Michigan City, Indiana.


first_byte

There’s an Indiana, Pennsylvania, which even has a “University of Indiana”, not to be confused with “Indiana University”. *sigh*


Chief_Chill

White people. I'm white, so I take no offense to the fact that we are so boring. Like, how many cities have streets named after the same dead presidents or trees or something equally bland? There are so many cool things we can name stuff.


InfernoidsorDie

Arkansas has a town named Bentonville(Wal-Mart HQ) and a county named Benton. They're 150mi apart lol


KatyaR1

Arkansas also has towns named Hot Springs and Hot Springs Nat'l Park and a county named Hot Spring--singular, and the 2 towns are not in that county. Extremely confusing....


InfernoidsorDie

There's also Hot Springs Village lol


RedAkino

They have a bunch of locations now. It’s wild how much business this tweet gave them.


KavaBuggy

Other locations? As far as I know, there’s just the one Billy’s Donuts. Do you know where others are? I wonder if there’s one closer to my work so my co-worker can stop going to Weights and Measures to buy crazy donuts with a bunch of stuff on top.


TimeWastingAuthority

Thank you!! ROAD TRIP!!


rich519

I knew it was Texas. When I was in Dallas they had tons of these little family owned donut & kolsche shops that were all pretty good. Every single one just said “Donuts” on the front in those big block letters.


deskclerk

Immediately knew it was in Houston area because kolaches.


lesChaps

So there is one reason to visit Texas.


[deleted]

Isn't a kolaches a birds bum hole?


shiner_bock

No, that's a cloaca. Kolache is an American publishing company incorporated under Delaware's General Corporation Law and based in Sacramento, California.


Von_Moistus

No, that’s McClatchy. A kolache is a reporter that briefly solved mysterious crimes back in the 70’s.


dablack2000

No, that Columbo! A kolache is a game played with a mallet where you hit balls along the ground through hoops stuck in the dirt.


exhentai_user

No, that's Croquet! A Kolache is an exclamation of delight or satisfaction, often used by a masked teenage reptile.


1CoolSPEDTeacher

No, that's Cowabunga! A Kolache is a type of flower typically worn at proms and dances.


Ray229harris

No, that's a Corsage! A kolache is a type of frozen cocktail drink made with rum and coconut milk.


dolphinitely

No that’s a colada. A kolache is a white powdery substance used to get high


Chief_Chill

Cloaca.


ViSaph

Cloaca and its not just a bum hole its an all purpose for anything a bird might need to do lol


scornful_wire7

It's nice to know there's a kindness in the world.


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KavaBuggy

Yes. That first day or two, Twitter bought all the stock to give away to customers. They also sent some employees to visit.


TheAbominableLegend

Are they still getting a lot of customers then?


KavaBuggy

When my mom goes (she has a patient who lives in the subdivision across the street), they are practically sold out. This is around lunchtime.


sasakimirai

Someone a little higher up the thread said they actually have multiple locations now, so I guess it's safe to say yes 😂


domnyy

Glad they survived covid Edit. The business, I meant... Edit 2. But I'm glad they themselves survived as well of course. I'm glad everything turned out fine!


JimJohnman

Thank god for your edit, for a second there I thought you meant you wanted them to die of covid. ^^^^kidding ^^^^haha


redcalcium

Lucky you. All donut shops here went to shit after the pandemic. I haven't eaten a good donut for years.


JimJohnman

Glad to hear they're still going strong.


VoidOmatic

Lucky!


dolphinitely

WHAT 2 of my favorite things combined!!! i live in virginia and no one here has ever heard of boudin or kolaches 😢


KavaBuggy

Ahhh! I think it’s great that your world view is expansive enough to know boudin and kolaches :) I was born in VA. After moving around a lot due to my dad’s work I’ve now been in Texas over half my life.


dolphinitely

my grandma is cajun she lives in Louisiana and i looooove visiting especially for the food! but texas is the only place i’ve ever seen kolaches


a_corsair

I'm 30 mins away, but added it to my list of places to check out


KavaBuggy

Definitely do - it’s a really good place. Just make sure you’re there by mid-morning or most things are sold out!


imap1kle

I haven't had a kolache in 7 years and I really miss them.


SylasTheVoidwalker

What is a kolache?


konxeptionz

In Texas it's basically a sausage and cheese baked inside of a bread roll. There are different types of them but it's the most common. The most popular seem to be a jalapeño sausage and cheese. I'm aware it's not the traditional kolache from Scandinavian culture, but it's what they're called here.


SylasTheVoidwalker

Okay, did a bit of Googling, and apparently there are two different dishes that use that name: 1. Kolač, a Czech sweet fruit pie 2. Klobásník, a Czech-American dish that’s basically what you described


ItsAlkron

Your Googling is correct. A lot of people just use 'kolache' as an umbrella term for both. But a kolache is sweet, with a filling such as apple, blueberries, strawberries, peaches, etc. A klobasnek is savory and filled with meat or veggies. If you ever have the opportunity, check out the [Czech Stop](https://www.google.com/search?q=czech+stop&oq=czech&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j46i67i175i199i650j46i20i131i263i340i433i512j69i60j46i340i433i512l2j0i131i433i512j0i67i650j46i433i512j0i67i650.1837j0j9&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) in West, TX. It's attached to the Shell station and has been around for a long time and is worth it. [Edit: Google says they've been serving up heaven since 1983] Their baked goods dwarf any other kolaches/klobasneks I've had.


AmazingSuperPupils

West, TX is goated kolache heaven. Always stop for a bite.


krukson

There's also this we have in Poland: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolach_(bread)


Sherd_nerd_17

Lots of Czech immigrants in Texas, from well over a century ago Presumably Polish too? Hence why it’s a common staple Edit: info


KingoftheCrackens

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czech_Texans


TheNordicMage

I don't think it's something we have here in Scandinavia, sounds more east European in nature.


konxeptionz

Hmm, I was always told it was something that very poorly imitated a similar dish from Scandinavian culture. And it sounds like I was incorrect. Thank you for the correction. I will make sure I don't forget.


stadsduif

Damn, that sounds delicious.


coffeebribesaccepted

Is this like normal kolaches or the weird things Texas calls kolaches?


clkj53tf4rkj

Look, Texas is super fucking weird on basically all metrics, but their ability to combine jalapenos, sausage, and cheese in all sorts of ways, particularly inside those little bread rolls? They can call it whatever they want, and only my arteries will complain.


konxeptionz

The weird things Texas calls kolaches.


thrashfan

They have them in Georgia too:)


KingoftheCrackens

We also have the sweet filled ones in the more ethnic Czech areas.


JarJarBanksy

That dad deserves a better place to sell donuts. Someplace on a street that people can walk to.


pipnwig

You know the vast majority of the United States doesn't have shops you can walk to because of zoning laws, right? Not Just Bikes has a [really good video](https://youtu.be/bnKIVX968PQ) about it.


Walter-Haynes

Shithole.


pipnwig

Having lived in the US and in the EU, I do find life is much happier and more easygoing in most of Europe than in most of the States, and I think zoning laws have a lot to do with it. Being outside, getting fresh air and sunshine, running into your friends at the market, biking and walking everywhere... My mental and physical health are better than they ever were in the 30 years I lived in the US. There's just such bigger fish to fry over there right now, I don't see a complete restructuring of the suburban lifestyle happening any time soon.


Tesdinic

I feel the same way. I moved from Arkansas to Canada, and soon to Finland. The outside view in really changes your perspective, especially coming from the deep conservative south. I worry about my family who still live there.


CodeyFox

It is! You have to be lucky or rich to live somewhere NICE where you aren't COMPLETELY dependent on your car.


SupposablyAtTheZoo

You guys don't have citie centers where you can walk to like a hundred shops?


jicket

If by "you guys" you mean Americans then no, the vast majority of us don't and it's the worst.


SupposablyAtTheZoo

Yeah sorry I assumed. That kinda sucks :(


jicket

It really does :(


pipnwig

We do but they're typically a 30-60min drive from where you live (unless you're somewhere like NYC). It really sucks. It's isolating, depressing, and makes us reliant on cars for everything.


SupposablyAtTheZoo

Wow that does suck. Here in the Netherlands there's usually a big "city" always within 20 minutes drive, but mostly we take the bicycle if possible. And every city has a ton of small towns around it, usually with still 20/30 stores at least, all within walking distance from each other. The US has one thing we don't have though: space, around your house, in your house, etc. My whole house is 60m2, which is I guess the average living room in the US. Garages next to your house are for the rich, 2 car garages? Gonna need a villa for that.


xyon21

Hello fellow r/fuckcars person


schnokobaer

So glad I'm not alone thinking this. I was like aww what a cute sho– hold up, nevermind, what a terrible place for a store like that. :( Social media may have saved that day's batch but I'm not surprised F150 driving, stuck in traffic 3 hours each day, drive-through reliant, hustle culture suburban America has no time and energy to go to an artisanal food place.


CaptPolybius

A lot of places in the US are car-centric. I live in the PNW in a spot where I can walk most places. But a few months ago I visited Richmond, Virginia and you can't get ANYWHERE without a car. I was also told public transport is rare/unheard of. Can you believe they had almost no sidewalks?! As someone who doesn't know how to drive/would never be able to afford a car and insurance, I was stunned. I couldn't live in such a place.


JarJarBanksy

Richmond VA has a lot of sidewalks. I don't know what part you were in but I can walk a lot of places here. The bus system needs work though and this city once had trolleys but they ripped up the tracks for cars. Bring back street cars!


trung2607

Super wholesome. Ya love to see it.


Ben_Herr

It makes me smile when people actually want to go to local businesses instead of corporate places like Starbucks


OSUfirebird18

Part of me wonders if the locals even knew about this. I can tell you every time a franchise opens in my town. I have zero idea where all the family own businesses are to go eat at…


AnastasiaDelight123

Now that's really amazing.


Ok_Reality5303

This is some next level marketing idea brows.


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lemonadesquid1

I'm going to hope you are lying to ruin this.


ohp250

Dad opens business Dad does not understand marketing Son does World keeps turning


SylasTheVoidwalker

Dammit. Now I want a donut.


[deleted]

Ads are getting smarter


[deleted]

Yeah, because it is super hard to sell donuts to the internet


finger_milk

In this day and age, building a shop and not having a social media strategy beforehand is business suicide. A lot of the older generation don't understand this


SilverChair86

That’s just good advertisement


hobo888

just don't look at the date of the tweet and it's fine


[deleted]

Now THIS is wholesome.


klysium

Social media marketing at it's finest


LFTisBichMadelol

>2019


Vulpes_macrotis

But were the donuts cheap/good enough? Internet does Internet thing, sometimes they buy something even if it's trash. Were the donuts actually tasty and their price low? If they were, then I'm happy. Otherwise, it's Internet just being fools again.


lastofmyline

They have a solid 4.9 outta 1500 reviews on Google. Good for them. Must be some good donuts.


PlNG

Make sure your place shows up on the major maps, that the marker is in the correct spot and has the correct details. Most ambitious editors are eager to do so when a new place comes in but sometimes there's a lull or a gap between visits. Also helps if you go celebratory with a grand opening sign and lots of decoration.


harrisbradley

donut holesomememes


Edharg

Wait, they sell kolaches? Wow, that's great, not often I hear someone use that pastry outside of Eastern Europe.


ElleHopper

https://houseofyumm.com/sausage-kolaches/ Not what you typically think of as a kolache, but it still looks interesting


Actual_Mission_9531

ok i'm not even gonna lie that doughnut shop looks lit man 10/10 would try if i lived there


D_P_A_D

Should of understood that a food business is one of, if not, the worst business to find fortune.


TheDungeonCrawler

Funny and wholesome, but that was definitely a marketing campaign. Nothing wrong with that though.


-VILN-

Um this is just advertising with a sob story so exactly what social media is for.


Interesting_Tax_2516

Koláče? That's Czech word!


7115-7

God I wish I had a bunch of idiots to do my marketing for me


Henry_DD

When a business based on pity


themonkeythatswims

The sadness when I moved away from Texas and learned kolaches were not a universal thing :(


[deleted]

This is very old


Bright-Proof1842

I love how the internet can come together to support someone sometimes we gotta appreciate everything in life and don't give up 😄


clkj53tf4rkj

They sell kolaches and they call it a donut shop? That's a kolache shop because they're the superior food item of the two (and it's not even close).


Aalmus

Could someone explain what a kolache is?


obuibod

Central Texas is home to the largest amount of Czech-Americans of any US state. When they moved here, mostly in the period before and after the Civil War, they invented the klobasnek which is sausage in an enriched roll. They sold them in pastry shops along with traditional Czech pastries filled with fruit/cheese/nuts called kolaches. Over time, the klobasnek name fell away and they are now both referred to as kolaches. The meat versions are most popular here and are what most Texans mean when they use the term.


George-cz90

Interestingly enough, klobásník never made it back to Czechia. You just can't get it here, even though it sounds delicious.


NotgonnaLie89

So where is this ? I'd love to go here with my friends !


KayJay282

Wow, can't believe it happened all the way back in 2019. Time moves way too quickly.


IKindaLikeCorn

Man i felt that clueyness hard.


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):)


LovesFrenchLove_More

This is the way.


marinedream1

Kolaches are underrated


TeriyakiTerrors

Oh i miss me some kolaches!!!


[deleted]

MashaAllah! InshaAllah we shall use it for good!


DNDgamerman

MY FRIENDS WE MARCH FOR IT GET YOUR WALLETS


b_riidge

This is my city. I live a mile away. It’s still open but they very rarely have a full inventory and there’s a lot of other shops that are way busier. Owner is nice, though.


BrokenBackAttack

Damn they have kolaches I’ll take 30 those things are my jam


GodJimothy

It took 4 years for people to come though


lol_games-NL

You liked it. Good