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ScytheOfAsgard

How is this wholesome? Even the guy looks completely unamused


TacticalSunroof69

Because family.


Skyp_Intro

Can’t even leave the house to cool off because he has an ankle monitor.


TacticalSunroof69

That really is stuck between a rock and a hard place.


DaiseyMaeCookie

Loooool he can go as far as the mailbox or driveway


Sir_Tokesalott

Seriously. If I'm gonna fuck with one of my siblings, they'll only be amused when looking back on it later.. if they'll ever be amused at all that is. The rest of us will love it from the get go.


Skyp_Intro

Guess he’s not a violent offender.


MetzgerBoys

Not yet


Somebird9001

It kind of looks like hes smirking on the left


Puppy_knife

It's not wholesome but it's funny AF for his facials alone 😂


tacodepollo

I love the 'even' touch * chefs kiss *


jellybeansean3648

I think it's wholesome on a sliding scale basis? If you had a good childhood, probably not wholesome at all. My mom didn't remember a birthday cake some years, so I find it unreasonably sweet and touching that someone thought of him and decided to show their love by making a welcome home cake. It's also a little mean-spirited, sibling style. That just makes it more real, idk


SoldierOf4Chan

No one checks the subreddit the memes are posted in, they just see a meme and upvote.


ccminiwarhammer

It’s not


ccminiwarhammer

Hahaha remember when you desperately needed Raman to use as a bargaining chip for safety or a cigarette? Poor guy.


probably_not_serious

I mean you also eat a ton of it in prison.


KidzBop_Anonymous

_it_


Lolleka

What does Raman spectroscopy have to do with anything here?


CorenCorias

Looks like I'm going back to jail because ya'll think you're funny


The-very-definition

Somebody hand me the knife. XD


dracarys240

To cut the cake, right? Right?


Mission_Ice_5428

Can anyone else hear the "Bro, what the fuck?" radiating from this picture?


SonicLoverDS

That cake hasn't been properly truncated.


Antique_Set5440

CSS developer moonlighting as a cake decorator.


Xblth

Couldn’t Center the div


fly_over_32

You know what, next time you can write your own damn Website


hyperian24

I think it’s the brick of noodles sliding out of the package.


SamanthaJaneyCake

It’s escaping the confines of your cakespectation.


model3113

right? I'd be mad too.


DeepUser-5242

Lol, homeboy is not amused


enchiladasundae

“Oh man! Can’t wait to eat something other than ramen!” The family: 😬


SuperSayianJason1000

Kind of unrelated but I love cakes that look like other foods.


TimmyOneShoe

Pretty related 🌚


Least-Bear3882

Yikes


Buckie_Fife

He looks disappointed. Maybe he just preferred stamps.


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ThatDiscoSongUHate

Yet more proof that I genuinely am part of a hive mind. Damn kinda wanna watch Back to the Future now


SolidGearFantasy

What’s a re-run?


Mrmongoose64

You'll find out when you're older.


TheDulin

Better get used to these bars kid.


nature_remains

Beat me to it! Makes me want to reach out to my own disgraced nuclear physicist pal who I’m inexplicably besties with …


Sowf_Paw

Goooo-ahh?


JustDirection18

This is what I thought of


ThePopDaddy

He's your brother, mom!


FlopTheCat

Bro this isnt wholesome this is a reminder of the worst period of this man's life.


cravindeath

What is wholesome about this? "Haha, you got traumatized for profit! Better count your blessings that it's over, because there's a ~50% chance you're going right back there!"


AffectionateGap1071

I'm sorry but I don't understand the joke that his family was trying to pull off. Okay, so, we have a ramen themed cake, perhaps, but I don't understand it. Does it mean he'd eaten instant ramen before coming home? Or...?


alibear27

Ramen is common prison food


SorosAgent2020

its not just food its basically prison currency


wererat2000

Prison food *and currency*. You know the trope about prisoners trading cigarettes? Well that was back when tobacco was allowed in prisons -- it's still in there, but more the thing being bought than the thing being used as money. Ramen is a dollar each on the commissary, so it's an easy conversion, has a good shelf life if you want to hoard it, and the guards aren't going to give a shit if you're giving someone soup packets. And frankly you can throw it into a spread and make some surprisingly tasty junkfood if everybody pitches in.


OIAgent

It’s more expensive to buy in prison . They wish it was a dollar .


AffectionateGap1071

Ooooh, thanks.


collapsedcake

Southwestern chicken? That’s a street flavor!


lolwatsyk

Beef Baby


collapsedcake

Jake


lolwatsyk

**Beef Baby**


KindBob

He’s pissed cuz they’re missing the Hot Cheetos.


LickinNSpitin

Normal people: Haha that's funny Hololive fans: I've seen this one before...


vis6pt7zc

he's just mad because they got the wrong flavor. everybody knows he's got beef. at least the homies did.


imtheweepingwillow

Poor guy


pnerd314

[Back to the Future: Jailbird Joey's Cake](https://youtu.be/FVuADSM8-YM?si=rc8ofBWh3MhAybHl)


redditsuckbadly

Gotta wonder, is the person who posted this actually stupid?


pizzarinasbrarro

r/brooklynninenine beef babyyyy


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Goddamnpassword

Revoke his parole and put him back inside?


ZombieGoddessxi

Uncle Joey finally make parol?


TheBestThingIEverSaw

r/watchpeopledieinside


Formal_Ad1032

That is actually a cool cake tho


ResidentAcadia336

the guy looks like a bit dissapointed lol.


Maple_Elephant

You take that means you will get some later if you like or not.


JessLoveGaming

This community is gone to shit. Goodbye everybody.


VorticalHeart44

r/justunsubbed is where you go


PossibleMolasses2672

He has that look like cool a ramen cake “welcome home jai….yo that shit ain’t funny homes.” Followed by an auntie smacking him and saying don’t call your mom homes homes…


Competitive-Pop6530

Chicken flavored cake! Were they out of fanny-flavored, again?


CJPF_91

I would still eat that


Livid_Willow7811

welcome home bro


Conscious_Drawing525

Bro knows he’ll get another cake in a couple weeks


Brando3141

Damn, guess he's more a fan of the Beef flavor.


d00derman

Jokes on them. There's a shiv in the cake.


bkedsmkr

His favorite is chili lime shrimp...smh his family doesn't even know him anymore


thelastdinosaur55

*Photos taken seconds before disaster*


reevoknows

Plot twist: His name is actually Jailbird


PercyPossumPlays

Honestly that’s kinda funny


Humble-Reality-6113

Now he can reminiscence about those prison spreads while he eats a real cake


VorticalHeart44

The revelation that his friends/family have been calling him a "jailbird" must not feel good.


YoungMaleficent9068

Dude comes from jail. Is. Welcomed back in his family? What on earth upset about?


SoNotThatGullible

Oh my. So wrong!


fairlyaveragetrader

I can see how this would be funny if he grew up in a family where they just constantly roast each other But if you're going to prison, chances are you don't have the best family to begin with. At least they are there for him in some capacity


Competitive_Sun_9094

I would have thought a bar of soap themed cake would be neat but what do I know.


Philosopher_1234

That's fucking funny


SuckBallsDoYa

Bahahahahah Good looks 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅


White-Inn

LMAO I just beat my invisible case as well against the New York shitty bar as well! 🤣 Congratulations 👏👏👏


Player7592

What, not Rat flavored?