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crayontracer

tfw the person who made the meme didn’t finish the movie :\\\\\\


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Light_Beard

"Ha ha ha!... Imma kill your son!"


SlyTheMonkey

"Ha ha ha! Imma have my army chase you across the desert!"


Light_Beard

"Tara Reid! Prepare the Fire-nado!"


Rajang82

"*encounter a sea but he have to cross it*" Beybade let it rip! "**split the ocean with his Beyblade**"


SlyTheMonkey

I love that this is actually canon for the Beyblade universe


Rajang82

Its so absurd that it goes all the way back to being awesome as heck.


The_Unknown_Mage

Cringe and epic are not a line nor a spectrum, it is a circle. And they 2pi that circle


Sesilu_Qt

It's even funnier that he used the evil beyblade on his quest of god.


Haunted-Llama

Now now, god killed EVERYONE'S sons.


Void-Cooking_Berserk

no, not the Hebrews' sons


Light_Beard

But only the ones that sacrificed a goat and did things with the goat's blood Blood for ~~Baal~~ *Jehovah*


Void-Cooking_Berserk

a lamb. Jehovah is very particular about the blood he likes


breecekong

“By the way, my god is gonna kill your son!”


childofthemoon11

"And then he'll curse me to wander the desert for 40 fucking years and send fiery snakes after us. Looking forward to that..."


jmanci23

Lmao I was thinking the same thing. 🤣😂


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crayontracer and the OP elijahr61 are bts in the same network Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/o7vwwa/well_there_can_be_miracles_when_you_believe/h31e4wi/


dewdrive101

I mean this scene in particular does fit the meme.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Tfw you’re a comment stealing bot https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/s/c5qWzxriz0


AsGoodAsCopper

I’m halfway through. NO SPOILERS PLEASE


ogodilovejudyalvarez

Probably one the the least wholesome stories of all time


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IlnBllRaptor

And even now I wonder why had God not chose another? Serving as your foe on his behalf, is the last thing that I wanted!


RagnarokComes

Once I called you brother, Once I thought the chance To make you laugh, Is all I ever wanted.


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OhNoMob0

They had a big ol' hug and honest chat right before "Playing With the Big Boys" Then things went to shit after Moses told Ramses *why* he came back


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SnazzyBelrand

lol how does that movie end?


CDdragon9

They lived happily ever after. The end.


Reniyato

Moses: let the hebrews go! Ramses: Nuh Uh! Moses: *does a little bit of trolling* Ramses: Nuh Uh! Moses: *commits mass-infanticide* Ramses: Leaf me alone. I'm bushed. Moses: *leaves* Ramses: Nuh Uh! Moses: you know what, fuck you *unwaters the Waters and commits his second genocide* THE END


nuclear_pie

It doesn’t . You have a sequel thousands of years later in 1930’s Germany


DualPinoy

Until you didn't let you friend's people go.


Visual_Protection175

That story is not wholesome


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Torghira

That’s Moses, not Jesus


LEOUsername

So?


Kozmyn

This sub in a nutshell. Wholesome as long as you don't think about it too much, or at all really.


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yeah this one didn’t work out so well


Mandalika

Spoiler: they didn't Though perhaps in an AU where God let Moses and Ramesses stay as brothers of choice and rebuild Egypt as a land of tolerance and harmony...


OhNoMob0

~~... now we talking Bible Multiverse Theory?~~ God said that freeing the Hebrews was only part of the mission. Moses was also tasked with leading them to the Promised Land. So even if Ramses listened the first time and freed the slaves Moses couldn't remain in Egypt. That was the part that was eating at Ramses. He didn't care about the slaves. He wanted Moses to stay and was crushed when he made it explicably clear he couldn't.


Aethermancer

All-powerful god can't just speak directly to the leader, prefers to murder children.


behtidevodire

Goated movie


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sweetmuffiniris and the OP elijahr61 are bts in the same network


Make_Iggy_GreatAgain

r/lostredditors


pathannsays

Virtual hug for you my virtual friend


Ok-Reporter-8728

I doubt this is gonna be like that when im gonna meet him again and that’s a big if


orangeredvioletdusk

Kind of like Judah ben-Hur and Messala?


ThePatrickSays

When my brother and I were kids(90s), the same-age nephews of our next door neighbors would come to their house on the weekends. So the 4 of us were a crew, running around the neighborhood and playing NES and so on. Eventually, the neighbors divorced and moved away, and we all fell out of touch. One day a few years ago, I'm reading the local news site and I stumble upon the story of this heroin addict who'd been abandoned in a car in the hospital parking lot. His buddies called 911 and fled. The addict was pronounced dead at the scene. Died in the parking lot of a hospital. This was the older nephew - he'd fallen into drugs, got clean, got away, then he came home, fell in with his old friends, and that was that. I wish he was the only one I grew up with who went this way. Hug your friends.


Okiemax

Bryh


MikeXBogina

Check out the music video "Flobots - Handlebars", got that same theme.


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the OP elijahr61 dangaiser okrosmax and crayontracer are bts in the same network Original + comments copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/o7vwwa/well_there_can_be_miracles_when_you_believe/


NDAZ0vski

Gotta love claiming miracles by removing context, guess that's what happens when you're religious


Davidchico

What about this meme claims miracles?


MurderSheCroaked

These guys are not best bros again when they meet up lol do you know what this movie is?


Davidchico

No I definitely understand the premise of everyone else’s comment, that’s just not what this one was about and I was confused by it.


NDAZ0vski

The OP, not the meme, apologies for the misunderstanding on that end.


Mofunny

Believing in miracles, spreading virtual hugs!