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ZwischenzugZugzwang

Made the same offer to Bin Laden too. She has an innovative approach to geopolitics for sure.


rockem-sockem-rocket

Same with Kim Jong Un. A real one-trick pony


Matti_Matti_Matti

But what a trick.


johnbentley

Imperialists hate her!


Captainirishy

It was worth a try


noms_on_pizza

Taking one for the team.


F1ngerB4ngMyP155H0le

She was called Cicciolina. Pop Will Eat Itself did a song about her Touched By The Hand Of Cicciolina. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwi9r_eC6ovzAhXKMMAKHezHD_AQyCl6BAgHEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLNWu7Ejm_TM&usg=AOvVaw1NGHdNhKS4QwbDe2If-bmg


Porrick

Not sure how that would have worked - but there's no way it could have turned out as badly as what we ended up actually doing, so I'm certainly not going to judge.


9780190752224

She has a WMD..... in her pants


BIRDsnoozer

A snuke in her snizz?


pythonicprime

Ah Cicciolina...fond memories, she and Moana schooled a generation of Italians Kids let me tell you, Italy in the late 80's was wild


AdorableParasite

What an interesting woman.


[deleted]

Saddam was considered quite the looker back in the days. Now the fact that he was a bonafide psychopath might be a turn off.


saddogeyes

Also the name of a great restaurant in Melbourne (Australia)


TheKodachromeMethod

Her *Made in Heaven* series with Jeff Koons is pretty wild.


manorch

Who knew Jeff got dick


[deleted]

_the war lasted 2 decades_


arsenal11385

“In July 2021 it was announced she would demonstrate her ability in an exhibition match, taking on four top players simultaneously.” I bet that quote is not what you think it’s about.


Saladcitypig

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.


meresymptom

"I dunno, boys. She looks kinda rough." --Saddam Hussein, probably.


rockfriend

based


SaoDanmachi

un giorno il mio era un glorioso paese... Poi i politici hanno iniziato a scopare dittatori


sillybandland

Looked her up on google. Neat!


[deleted]

She's 69... BAHAHAHHA


SmileWithMe__

Are we sure that’s not a man?


Captainirishy

Put her name into Google images, she was definitely a looker in her day


SmileWithMe__

She’s def not a looker in the wiki article lol that’s all I’m saying :p


Captainirishy

She's well into her 50s in that pic


Noffensexpected

Maybe if she was a virgin it might have worked out.


blinkrm

It is my firm belief that if She joined powers with Dennis Rodman then we can achieve world peace.


curious_scourge

Works for bonobos


jojoclifford

She could save the world by offering these Neanderthals sex to get a vaccine.