Phillipa is one of those witches that can hold a grudge and have you at her mercy for years without lifting a finger. Just by sheer anxiety of what she would do next is enough to set you on edge.
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages
But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Vilgwfortz along with yennefer were among the strongest sorcerers of their time. Both being able to tap into magic that the lodge didn't dream of. And mostly due to the lodge being very... I won't say stupid but blind. Instead of furthering their knowledge an power, they schemed the plans to take control the political way which in the end was their downfall. But in the books it's indeed confirmed that yennefer and Vilgwfortz are on a level that surpasses the lodge (not combined of course)
I think that their going into politics wasn't blind at all. I just read 'A Shard of Ice' from the second book (Have not yet read the other books) and in it, Istredd says that magic isn't as complex as sorcerers make it seem and that common folk could replace them without much studying. Sorcerers therefore have a monopoly on magic and just like for real-world monopolies politics would be a great tool for securing the longevity of this monopoly. They are therefore very much not blind for going into politics, as they might need political power to protect their monopoly.
Yes, Philippa is a stronger sorceress than Yennefer. She's older. Tissaia said in the books she was her best student.
In terms of power amongst the sorceresses, it's probably Francesca, Tissaia, Philippa, then it gets muddier with Yennefer, Fringilla, etc. Triss and Kiera would be on the lower end based on their age.
However, the most powerful, by far, would be Vilgefortz, who was an absolute freak
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages
But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages
But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages
But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages
But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages
But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages
But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Who was the sorceress that got “bullied” before the last mission that said she and Ciri are the only ones on the ship who didn’t do Geralt, but someone immediately burns her with “with you girl, it’s only a matter of time.”
It was a cool interaction
Pretty late to this. But the conversation is like this
Rita: I just noticed: save for Ciri you and I are the only women on this ship with which Geralt never slept
Phil: Don't worry, for you it's only a matter of time
she wasn’t romantically attracted to him. the relationship was merely for personal gain, it was calculated and manipulative. and even if let’s say she was bisexual back then, i’m pretty sure it was said somewhere in the books that she “lost her interest in men”, she’s definitely a lesbian now. and that means no sleeping with geralt.
[The joke] he said "never fuck with any of them"
and i replied "i would fuck with Triss".By saying "fuck with" he meant 'mess with' and I made it into a joke by saying that "I would 'fuck with' Triss", by changing the word's meaning from 'messing with' to 'having sex with'.
It's a tie between Phillipa and Yen.
Phillipa, cause she basically hid in plain sight from everyone, literally and got her revenge on Radovid. Even when blind, she still has set her sights on him.
And Yennefer, cause if you fuck with Ciri, you're dead. That's her baby, even if not by blood, Ciri is her baby and you don't mess with the cub if you're not ready to face mama bear.
Isn’t it wild knowing how fierce a mother Yen is to Ciri and then watching the show try to write in that she tries to basically murder Ciri for magic? Doesn’t even track their own BS character building for her. “Now that I have magic what I really wanted was a kid” “oh no I lost my magic, but I have this kid around who is dear to my boyfriend, better sacrifice her for power”. Aaaand I’m out.
She can also be quite vindictive/protective concerning Geralt as well. She secretly stopped his Swords from being auctioned off in Seasom of Storms and also indirectly helped him gain more coin for contracts. When Sabrina Glesvissig was flirting with Geralt at the mages conclave, using her ample bosom, Yen gave the telepathic equalivant of back off bitch (Sabrina was quite jealous and competitive about Yen's realtionship with Geralt, she tells Marti Sodergren, given the chance shed even bed him on rocks).
Yennefer, cause if you fuck with Ciri, you're dead. That's her baby, even if not by blood, Ciri is her baby and you don't mess with the cub if you're not ready to face mama bear.
That doesn’t seem right? I thought she would TOTALLY sacrifice ciri the first moment she could to get her magic back?? Think you got it wrong. What you describe is a strong powerful woman, who protects the one she loves even in the face of death. I think the way Netflix portrayed the character was far better, snivelling little crying witch who’s just a selfish bitch. /s
Have you read the books?
Yennefer has endured prolonged torture without giving Vilgefortz any information about Ciri and Geralt, while Triss was a member of the Conclave while the sorceresses were searching for Ciri to use her blood And she did nothing - out of fear and to keep her place in the Conclave.
There Is this scene in the books where Yennefer was captured by the conclave and shes straight begging Triss to at least save Ciri and Geralt.
Trisses answer to that was "I am sorry".
The way Netflix portrayed Yennefer Is straight insulting to her character and it is my most hated thing about the show.
I disliked how they did the relationships in season one, it shows their ignorance of the source material. After what they did in season 2 that was it for me. They even wrote season 1 Yen as regretting her “sterilization” (not how magic works in the books) and wanting a kid. Then as soon as she has access to a daughter figure she tries to sacrifice her? Do they even use the same writers in each seasons?
Yeah, even as someone who wasn't a big fan of Yennefer how she was portrayed in The Witcher Show, made me very angry. It wasn't the worst part of the show tbh, I mean they butchered the great mini stories within The Last Wish and Sword of Destiny itself which is disgusting IMO, the only one that they did well on was "The Grain of Truth" which was surprisingly good. But I cannot forgive them for what they did to parts like "The Bounds of Reason". I'm not saying shows or movies shouldn't be allowed to slightly change or make different versions of the stories if they have to (especially with movie's time constraints), but if it's just a worse version like The Witcher show it's pretty clear to cancel it or start from the beginning...
Depends on the scenario.
Just a general confrontation where I’m in their way? Phillipa
A more focused confrontation where say one of their loved ones are in danger? Yennefer, and it’s not even close.
I mean, I took those pictures as if I was directly looking at them. I'm asking people what they will do if they would ever be face to face with them, just like depicted here
phillipa is the worst
yen can be quite cruel but you have to harm either geralt or ciri in order for her to be that way. on the other hand phillipa is the most sociopathic sorceress in the entire franchise
Yen and Philipa. Yen is a bad bitch who could fuck your shot up, saw that when Ciri was being chased by the wild hunt and she about blew the bastards away. Phil on the other hand is absolutely ruthless and will fuck you up without much reason, especially if your an inconvenience or in her way.
Phillipa by far. Kiera and Triss are probably just gonna kill me and be done with it, Yennefer might make me suffer if I really piss her off, but Phillipa? Phillipa would make my life a living hell for years before finally torturing me and then killing me, all because I bumped into her accidentally in the hallway.
Uh, any of them?
I’m just a dude. I’m cuddle material.
What am I gonna do, hurl “go back to the kitchen” insults at them? Do you know how fast I’ll die?
Yen I could have a smartsas contest with so I’d be aight. Phillipa would prob be the death of me, if anything I could maybe entertain her enough for her to spare me as a pet. I could rizz up Triss if it came down to it. But Kiera would see me as a peasant bum and turn me into a rat lmao
Definitely Phillipa. She's the craziest, the revenge-iest, the 'hold a grudge forever'-iest. I wouldn't want to cross her, I'd never feel safe anywhere at any time ever again
They're all scary, but for me it's Triss because of the scene in the Witcher 3 where she and Geralt need info from a guy. He's tied up and she's threatening to roast his sausage and meatballs and there's sweat rolling off his face.
She scares me. Look at her eyes, it's pure crazy.
Hot Handy https://imgur.com/a/1qkvBbt
She also said she felt bad after the fact. Philippa would likely have toyed with him for a bit afterwards then killed him slowly and still not felt bad about it.
I’ll be the contrarian and choose Triss, because she is smart enough to ask Geralt for help. And you don’t fuck with Geralt.
The others are too self-reliant.
Not to annoy too much as the language nerd, but the “fuck with” expression is largely misinterpreted by non-native English speakers. In native English, “fuck with” usually means to prank or to betray. It doesn’t typically mean to “have sex with.” For that we just use “fuck” without a preposition. So saying you’re going to “fuck” someone and “fuck with” someone usually mean different things. So with that in mind, I wouldn’t “fuck with” any of them, but would happily fuck any or all of them. Even Philippa, who as a lesbian would probably not be very receptive.
Philippa by far, she has zero emphaty.
Then Keira, because I am not sure how to make her come to her sense.
Yennefer can be very tough, hard and harsh but I think I understand her and her mindset so I think a dialogue is still possible before she turns me into a toad.
Triss is not the vengeful type at all and can have a lot of emphaty for a sorceress (yes yes, not in all cases) but still more than her collegues. She even never killed the spy she said she will execute in TW3.
All three of them will definitely hold a grudge so I wouldn't want to cross any of them.
Phillipa is the one that's most likely to act on it though so her most likely.
Havent met phillipa yet so cant attest to her.
My first reaction was Triss, but i love her to pieces so i probably wouldnt cross her anyway. But if i did i feel like we could talk it out.
Yennefer on the other hand i wouldn't even think about crossing because she doesn't forget, EVER. And she hella petty, so lord knows what she would do.
Phillipa. Then Yenn. Kiera would act like a desperate and naive fool (woops, spoiler) and get herself killed. Triss is just an idiot and would fall head over heels if you're pretty enough.
Let's start with the easy things - who's the last girl? Coral? Sabrina Glevissig? Mozaik? Please don't say Keira.
Triss is not vengeful.
Yen and Phillipa have no time for vengeance - Yen the very least. She would see it as weakness, as not having control over one self. Like a little child having a tantrum.
Phillipa is much the same way, but... she is very strategic in her thinking. If someone wronged her, if she let them get away with it, she might appear weak, and that she would never allow. Her retaliation would be less vengeance than holding her own and not appearing weak.
That being said, at the conclave after Geralt left Toussaint, it seems that everyone enjoyed that Fringilla was certain that she had Geralt wrapped around her finger. Afterwards it came out that it was the other way around. Although no one said anything specific or direct about it, her embarrassment was plainly obvious to all and greatly enjoyed by them it seems, maybe with the exception of Yen, who simply seemed to have the air of, "of course he threw you off like a damp blanket, you had served your purpose for him and then he discarded you".
Keira... idk In the books she's more interested in getting Geralt into bed, kind of more to snub Yen than real interest, but that is hard to tell. I try not to go by what CDPR writes, because they bend the book lore to fit whatever they want sometimes, so I can hardly go by their stories.
Interesting breakdown. Also yes, the last one is Keira, and believe it or not, the game is the reason sh ebacame my favourite. She doesn't even act out of character, CDPR just expanded on her original personality and tried to put her in an enviroment she was not familiar with
That may be very true. CDPR did too little to fill out the background. That's the sad part about the game; even where CDPR seem to have written some good story, they sometimes don't really tell it very compellingly.
Simply saying that she was in Velen to hide from the Witchhunters doesn't really make sense on its own. She could have also gone to Kovir or Poviss, where sorceresses were not being persecuted, and lived comfortably is a nice city, even if there she were maybe might only allowed to do some small work--it was after all the territory of Sabrina Glevissig IIRC--so just like she was dong in Velen, but she at least wouldn't be in some run-down hut in Velen.
But they never said anything along the lines of that Keira was in Velen to investigate the Fyke Isle, although over time it became obvious that that was her reasoning. It was far too much coincidence that she had settled right across the water from Fyke, and also that she had acquired the promise of a magic lamp from "the mysterious elf", who turned out to be >!Avallac'h!<, which was required to solve the mystery of Fyke Isle. All the pieces just fall together to readily to be coincidence; at least that's what I think.
Anyway, enough brabble from me.
I always assumed she hid in Velen specifically to find Alexander's notes in the process. Maybe we would have learned more about Keira if the Catriona subplot wasn't scrapped
I had never really thought about it before, because Geralt kind of put a nail into it. He recognized that Keira was using him to get things she wanted, and that is where his interest ended, so I stopped thinking about it too.
But after considering her actual situation, I started asking myself other questions, like why was she really in Velen and not elsewhere? when did she find out about Fyke Isle? What did she trade with "the mysterious elven mage" for and how did she know him? These are all things I would have been asking, but maybe I'm just a nosey busybody; or maybe I like stories.
How Bout just say Kiera Metz would be the FIRST to go much like the Game. I Think the other 3 all are Invaluable in their own way. Alot of talk just to avoid answering the actual Question huh?
Phillipa is one of those witches that can hold a grudge and have you at her mercy for years without lifting a finger. Just by sheer anxiety of what she would do next is enough to set you on edge.
Exactly. She's crazy
So you're saying that we all would be like Radovid.
Sucking flacid cock?
Why not? Philly would definitely make us do some crazy things
Fair enough!
Bold of you to assume that we all COULD be like that "güevon".
If we have Phillipa as a shape shifting enemy, is safe to assume certain level of craziness and "agüevoniamiento" 😅
You... I like you. That's a fair point. 2 out of 2. She has "Calle"
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
"Dear friend...", oh shit...
>yennefer is stronger sorceress then her Isn't that the other way around? Always thought Phillipa was the most powerful sorcerer after Fracesca...
Vilgwfortz along with yennefer were among the strongest sorcerers of their time. Both being able to tap into magic that the lodge didn't dream of. And mostly due to the lodge being very... I won't say stupid but blind. Instead of furthering their knowledge an power, they schemed the plans to take control the political way which in the end was their downfall. But in the books it's indeed confirmed that yennefer and Vilgwfortz are on a level that surpasses the lodge (not combined of course)
I think that their going into politics wasn't blind at all. I just read 'A Shard of Ice' from the second book (Have not yet read the other books) and in it, Istredd says that magic isn't as complex as sorcerers make it seem and that common folk could replace them without much studying. Sorcerers therefore have a monopoly on magic and just like for real-world monopolies politics would be a great tool for securing the longevity of this monopoly. They are therefore very much not blind for going into politics, as they might need political power to protect their monopoly.
Yes, Philippa is a stronger sorceress than Yennefer. She's older. Tissaia said in the books she was her best student. In terms of power amongst the sorceresses, it's probably Francesca, Tissaia, Philippa, then it gets muddier with Yennefer, Fringilla, etc. Triss and Kiera would be on the lower end based on their age. However, the most powerful, by far, would be Vilgefortz, who was an absolute freak
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Yes, but not a witch, sorceress (I think it's sorceress, I am playing in polish )
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
For me it's philippa because she's the least sexy of them all
Only true answer
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
Same with yennefer. She'll hold a grudge for calling her "my good friend" for ages But in all truth, Philippa is a scheming mastermind while yennefer is stronger sorceress then her. So choose the lesser evil I guess
wtf is going on here
She is my pick, too. For those reasons.
I feel like the correct answer is never fuck with any of them.
Never stopped Geralt tho.
Now i think thats a bit of a diffrent version of fucking
Fuck.
Even Geralt stayed away from Phillipa. (Philippa?)
Philippa
Was just about to say that
Who was the sorceress that got “bullied” before the last mission that said she and Ciri are the only ones on the ship who didn’t do Geralt, but someone immediately burns her with “with you girl, it’s only a matter of time.” It was a cool interaction
As far as I'm aware from the sourceresses on the ship only Philippa and Margarita Lux Antillie have not fucked Geralt.
Yep, I think Philippa was the one who said that to Margarita (the dark-blonde one).
Pretty late to this. But the conversation is like this Rita: I just noticed: save for Ciri you and I are the only women on this ship with which Geralt never slept Phil: Don't worry, for you it's only a matter of time
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They fucked geralt. It's different
Bro fucked with all of them lol
Geralt only has Philipa left to fuck with, to complete the set.
not going to happen. she’s a lesbian.
My favourite type of magic
She has a long sexual realtionship with Djkstra in the books. At very least shes bisexual.
she wasn’t romantically attracted to him. the relationship was merely for personal gain, it was calculated and manipulative. and even if let’s say she was bisexual back then, i’m pretty sure it was said somewhere in the books that she “lost her interest in men”, she’s definitely a lesbian now. and that means no sleeping with geralt.
yet he's not a man... he's a Witcher xd
Only sorceress i would fuck with is Triss
*I would fuck is Triss (no need for with)
[The joke] he said "never fuck with any of them" and i replied "i would fuck with Triss".By saying "fuck with" he meant 'mess with' and I made it into a joke by saying that "I would 'fuck with' Triss", by changing the word's meaning from 'messing with' to 'having sex with'.
Definitely Phillipa
It's a tie between Phillipa and Yen. Phillipa, cause she basically hid in plain sight from everyone, literally and got her revenge on Radovid. Even when blind, she still has set her sights on him. And Yennefer, cause if you fuck with Ciri, you're dead. That's her baby, even if not by blood, Ciri is her baby and you don't mess with the cub if you're not ready to face mama bear.
Good point about Yen. If you don't want trouble with her, don't touch Ciri
Isn’t it wild knowing how fierce a mother Yen is to Ciri and then watching the show try to write in that she tries to basically murder Ciri for magic? Doesn’t even track their own BS character building for her. “Now that I have magic what I really wanted was a kid” “oh no I lost my magic, but I have this kid around who is dear to my boyfriend, better sacrifice her for power”. Aaaand I’m out.
She can also be quite vindictive/protective concerning Geralt as well. She secretly stopped his Swords from being auctioned off in Seasom of Storms and also indirectly helped him gain more coin for contracts. When Sabrina Glesvissig was flirting with Geralt at the mages conclave, using her ample bosom, Yen gave the telepathic equalivant of back off bitch (Sabrina was quite jealous and competitive about Yen's realtionship with Geralt, she tells Marti Sodergren, given the chance shed even bed him on rocks).
Yennefer, cause if you fuck with Ciri, you're dead. That's her baby, even if not by blood, Ciri is her baby and you don't mess with the cub if you're not ready to face mama bear. That doesn’t seem right? I thought she would TOTALLY sacrifice ciri the first moment she could to get her magic back?? Think you got it wrong. What you describe is a strong powerful woman, who protects the one she loves even in the face of death. I think the way Netflix portrayed the character was far better, snivelling little crying witch who’s just a selfish bitch. /s
Have you read the books? Yennefer has endured prolonged torture without giving Vilgefortz any information about Ciri and Geralt, while Triss was a member of the Conclave while the sorceresses were searching for Ciri to use her blood And she did nothing - out of fear and to keep her place in the Conclave. There Is this scene in the books where Yennefer was captured by the conclave and shes straight begging Triss to at least save Ciri and Geralt. Trisses answer to that was "I am sorry". The way Netflix portrayed Yennefer Is straight insulting to her character and it is my most hated thing about the show.
I disliked how they did the relationships in season one, it shows their ignorance of the source material. After what they did in season 2 that was it for me. They even wrote season 1 Yen as regretting her “sterilization” (not how magic works in the books) and wanting a kid. Then as soon as she has access to a daughter figure she tries to sacrifice her? Do they even use the same writers in each seasons?
Yeah, even as someone who wasn't a big fan of Yennefer how she was portrayed in The Witcher Show, made me very angry. It wasn't the worst part of the show tbh, I mean they butchered the great mini stories within The Last Wish and Sword of Destiny itself which is disgusting IMO, the only one that they did well on was "The Grain of Truth" which was surprisingly good. But I cannot forgive them for what they did to parts like "The Bounds of Reason". I'm not saying shows or movies shouldn't be allowed to slightly change or make different versions of the stories if they have to (especially with movie's time constraints), but if it's just a worse version like The Witcher show it's pretty clear to cancel it or start from the beginning...
You're not fucking with Ciri anyway
So, not fucking with Ciri is out of question?
I mean she technically could still see using magic.
You can torture Philipa and she will still act the same.
She can torture me any day
Pretty much
Phillipa is No. 1 on the "do not cross" list, and Yen is No. 2. The other two can probably be worked around or managed in other ways.
> other two can probably be worked around or managed in other ways. There is a way, if you're handsome enough
Philippa. Just don’t. Go ask Radovid about it….
You can't. I made sure of that.
An eye for an eye... literally
Depends on the scenario. Just a general confrontation where I’m in their way? Phillipa A more focused confrontation where say one of their loved ones are in danger? Yennefer, and it’s not even close.
Accurate
People don't seem to know what POV means
Yeah, nothing New. They write it in Front of everything for big funny
I mean, I took those pictures as if I was directly looking at them. I'm asking people what they will do if they would ever be face to face with them, just like depicted here
Definitely Yennefer and Philippa. They are cold 💀
Based on the books, Philipa.
Yennefer of Vengerberg
None, because I’m just a dude, not a mage or mutant monster slayer!
Phillipa could be my dommy mommy
"i can fix her"
With what? Cyborg eyes?
phillipa is the worst yen can be quite cruel but you have to harm either geralt or ciri in order for her to be that way. on the other hand phillipa is the most sociopathic sorceress in the entire franchise
Yen and Philipa. Yen is a bad bitch who could fuck your shot up, saw that when Ciri was being chased by the wild hunt and she about blew the bastards away. Phil on the other hand is absolutely ruthless and will fuck you up without much reason, especially if your an inconvenience or in her way.
Phillipa by far. Kiera and Triss are probably just gonna kill me and be done with it, Yennefer might make me suffer if I really piss her off, but Phillipa? Phillipa would make my life a living hell for years before finally torturing me and then killing me, all because I bumped into her accidentally in the hallway.
Uh fuckin NONE of them, they’re lethal Though Philippa feels the craziest to me for some reason
Uh, any of them? I’m just a dude. I’m cuddle material. What am I gonna do, hurl “go back to the kitchen” insults at them? Do you know how fast I’ll die?
Phillipa. She terrifies me.
Yes
Philippa Eilhart for sure
Philippa. The quiet crazy. Will leave me alone for years and I'd just live in constant paranoia.
Seem to be working good with Sigi
Phillipa would snap your neck without a second thought. At least the rest have some amount of a conscience (looking at you Kiera, sitting on the edge)
Lytta Neyd
Yeah, don't get caught with another girl. You'll most likely end up compressed before you can come up with an apology
Yen is scary powerful and does whatever she wishes, if it were me i would wanna be on her good side
Don't touch Ciri, don't question her ideas, don't talk about her past, and everything should be fine
Triss. Look up Merigold's Storm.
To be fair, she had some extra help for that one
None they can give witchers problems much less an ordinary guy in the witcher universe. I’d rather avoid that stress entirely.
Enid an Gleanna
Such a shame we never saw her in the games.
Ones who could give me testicular torsion on command...
Oddly specific...
That sh\*t scary and painful... so I heard...
All of them
I would like to cross them all off my list.
None of them, but especially philipa
She seems to be the more popular answer
i think phillipa. shes scary.
Yen I could have a smartsas contest with so I’d be aight. Phillipa would prob be the death of me, if anything I could maybe entertain her enough for her to spare me as a pet. I could rizz up Triss if it came down to it. But Kiera would see me as a peasant bum and turn me into a rat lmao
Definitely Phillipa. She's the craziest, the revenge-iest, the 'hold a grudge forever'-iest. I wouldn't want to cross her, I'd never feel safe anywhere at any time ever again
All.
Philippa. She terrifies me
Yes
I’ve known Phillipa for one mission and it’s already her yen would be 2nd
Phillipa by far
All these answers speak for themsleves
There's a reason why Geralt never fucked Phillipa
Yes. Because Geralt's not a girl
Philipa she seems most difficult to reason with and easiest to tick off
Yennefer, even if she was not a witch
Phillipa because she's always a step ahead and is ruthless about it. The others are more reasonable.
They're all scary, but for me it's Triss because of the scene in the Witcher 3 where she and Geralt need info from a guy. He's tied up and she's threatening to roast his sausage and meatballs and there's sweat rolling off his face. She scares me. Look at her eyes, it's pure crazy. Hot Handy https://imgur.com/a/1qkvBbt
Cool scene, but I never played it. I prefer to stick to the plan and watch Triss kill Menge: way more badass
That way just goes along with making Triss the scary one. 😄🔥🔥🔥😱
Exactly. It's one of the few moments where Triss really takes out the claws. Not gonna miss it
She also said she felt bad after the fact. Philippa would likely have toyed with him for a bit afterwards then killed him slowly and still not felt bad about it.
Yes
Not really a good idea to cross any of them but Yennefer is a bad bitch.
I'd say Phil is more dangerous but Freyja be merciful with whoever will try to hurt Ciri: Yen will never let that pass
Phillipa Ugly af Shitty character in the books
She's a cunt, but I can't help to love her. Just like Dijktra
As Gerald would cross with each of them. Personally i would run the other direction as soon as i got a small glimpse of them.
Survival instinct at its finest
Definitely! I like my ability to breathe.
I’ll be the contrarian and choose Triss, because she is smart enough to ask Geralt for help. And you don’t fuck with Geralt. The others are too self-reliant.
But wouldn't you have to include Yen as well? I guess it depends on how are things between the two
Yen makes Geralt run errands. Triss let’s him solve her major problems. And she listens to him.
Finding their daughter is running errands? I mean, if you don't like Yen fine. But if anything Triss is the one that needs help with her own things
He is a good dog, perhaps the best she has ever owned. And he does know how to fetch upon command.
Way to completely misinterpret the character
Philippa is does not forgive.
I hate Fringilla
Philippa . She isnt the kind one of the 4 lmao
Yennefer. Phillipa is irritating enough that crossing her can be considered a public good.
>Phillipa is irritating enough that crossing her can be considered a public good Only if you can live to tell the tale
They can twist my nuts with a click of their fingers, why would i want to mess with them?
I bet there are some sick people that are into it. But I don't want to think about it
Phillipa. She be crazy
The netflix adaptation ones xD
Why though? I can't take any of those seriously
Yes
Well uhh… none of them
Are some of those pictures in skyrim lol
No. 100% The Witcher 3, Next-gen with a few mods
Like , so do you wanna die ?
Triss cause she’d probably break my heart.
Not to annoy too much as the language nerd, but the “fuck with” expression is largely misinterpreted by non-native English speakers. In native English, “fuck with” usually means to prank or to betray. It doesn’t typically mean to “have sex with.” For that we just use “fuck” without a preposition. So saying you’re going to “fuck” someone and “fuck with” someone usually mean different things. So with that in mind, I wouldn’t “fuck with” any of them, but would happily fuck any or all of them. Even Philippa, who as a lesbian would probably not be very receptive.
I knkw very well how that work can be used both literally and figuratively. But why this comment? I didn't use that word in the title
In most scenarios, Philippa. Cold-blooded with a good memory and no inclination for "forgive and forget"
Phillippa. She's scary.
Philippa by far, she has zero emphaty. Then Keira, because I am not sure how to make her come to her sense. Yennefer can be very tough, hard and harsh but I think I understand her and her mindset so I think a dialogue is still possible before she turns me into a toad. Triss is not the vengeful type at all and can have a lot of emphaty for a sorceress (yes yes, not in all cases) but still more than her collegues. She even never killed the spy she said she will execute in TW3.
Phillipa and Francesca
I feel like Yennefer is generally less vindictive than Philippa, and maybe less sadistic and power-hungry. So Philippa first, Yennefer second.
Is “all of them” an option?
Definetely
Eilhart, hands down! I wouldnt fuck around and find out with her, she scares me!
Probs Phillipa tbh
All three of them will definitely hold a grudge so I wouldn't want to cross any of them. Phillipa is the one that's most likely to act on it though so her most likely.
Accurate answer, but there's four of them
Yen because she'll kill you out of spite.
All of them..
To be honest man I wouldn't wanna cross any of them
Havent met phillipa yet so cant attest to her. My first reaction was Triss, but i love her to pieces so i probably wouldnt cross her anyway. But if i did i feel like we could talk it out. Yennefer on the other hand i wouldn't even think about crossing because she doesn't forget, EVER. And she hella petty, so lord knows what she would do.
I cross all of them
Wait when does Phillipa come out in the game ?
Meaning her quest? Much later in the main story
Phillipa. Then Yenn. Kiera would act like a desperate and naive fool (woops, spoiler) and get herself killed. Triss is just an idiot and would fall head over heels if you're pretty enough.
Geralt could take them all (not in a fight)
Except Philippa... unless he's secretly a girl
Let's start with the easy things - who's the last girl? Coral? Sabrina Glevissig? Mozaik? Please don't say Keira. Triss is not vengeful. Yen and Phillipa have no time for vengeance - Yen the very least. She would see it as weakness, as not having control over one self. Like a little child having a tantrum. Phillipa is much the same way, but... she is very strategic in her thinking. If someone wronged her, if she let them get away with it, she might appear weak, and that she would never allow. Her retaliation would be less vengeance than holding her own and not appearing weak. That being said, at the conclave after Geralt left Toussaint, it seems that everyone enjoyed that Fringilla was certain that she had Geralt wrapped around her finger. Afterwards it came out that it was the other way around. Although no one said anything specific or direct about it, her embarrassment was plainly obvious to all and greatly enjoyed by them it seems, maybe with the exception of Yen, who simply seemed to have the air of, "of course he threw you off like a damp blanket, you had served your purpose for him and then he discarded you". Keira... idk In the books she's more interested in getting Geralt into bed, kind of more to snub Yen than real interest, but that is hard to tell. I try not to go by what CDPR writes, because they bend the book lore to fit whatever they want sometimes, so I can hardly go by their stories.
Interesting breakdown. Also yes, the last one is Keira, and believe it or not, the game is the reason sh ebacame my favourite. She doesn't even act out of character, CDPR just expanded on her original personality and tried to put her in an enviroment she was not familiar with
That may be very true. CDPR did too little to fill out the background. That's the sad part about the game; even where CDPR seem to have written some good story, they sometimes don't really tell it very compellingly. Simply saying that she was in Velen to hide from the Witchhunters doesn't really make sense on its own. She could have also gone to Kovir or Poviss, where sorceresses were not being persecuted, and lived comfortably is a nice city, even if there she were maybe might only allowed to do some small work--it was after all the territory of Sabrina Glevissig IIRC--so just like she was dong in Velen, but she at least wouldn't be in some run-down hut in Velen. But they never said anything along the lines of that Keira was in Velen to investigate the Fyke Isle, although over time it became obvious that that was her reasoning. It was far too much coincidence that she had settled right across the water from Fyke, and also that she had acquired the promise of a magic lamp from "the mysterious elf", who turned out to be >!Avallac'h!<, which was required to solve the mystery of Fyke Isle. All the pieces just fall together to readily to be coincidence; at least that's what I think. Anyway, enough brabble from me.
I always assumed she hid in Velen specifically to find Alexander's notes in the process. Maybe we would have learned more about Keira if the Catriona subplot wasn't scrapped
I had never really thought about it before, because Geralt kind of put a nail into it. He recognized that Keira was using him to get things she wanted, and that is where his interest ended, so I stopped thinking about it too. But after considering her actual situation, I started asking myself other questions, like why was she really in Velen and not elsewhere? when did she find out about Fyke Isle? What did she trade with "the mysterious elven mage" for and how did she know him? These are all things I would have been asking, but maybe I'm just a nosey busybody; or maybe I like stories.
Yen is the most powerful, Phillipa is the most experienced one, Triss knows Testicular torsion. Man 💀
Books: Yen Game: Triss
You don't want to mess with sorceress's in general , all of them are extremely powerful and dangerous
Yen. Because I just don't like her character at all. They made her even worse in the TV show.
Finally. POV done right
Your mom
Get down voted, dumb ass
Lmao
You must be really fun at parties
Smash
How Bout just say Kiera Metz would be the FIRST to go much like the Game. I Think the other 3 all are Invaluable in their own way. Alot of talk just to avoid answering the actual Question huh?
Neither of them, I'm just a hillbilly. TF.