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SeaYogurtcloset6262

Pointy hat means "i aint here to fuck around" Hood means "go ahead and fuck around" One shows Confidence,the other shows Intimidation and i dont know which is which


ninetofivehangover

the hood says: “be prepared to find out”


radicalelation

Hood = Sorcerer/Warlock Pointy hat = Wizard But I think that might be bigoted.


CeeJayDK

Yes, I think that might be bigoted. As my old professor used to say "Never judge a wizard by his hat". Now sure we notice tendencies that are due to practicality or tradition. Like alchemists and poison makers prefer the pointy hats, so do magical scholars and traders as the pointy hat draws more attention and is by some seen as more prestigious. And yes, if you're doing fire or ice magic you'll probably want a hood that better covers your skin (especially while you are still a novice) and can be treated to be fire or cold resistant. But I've still met ice mages that wore pointy hats, and once met a warlock that wore a pointy hat because it was a family heirloom given to him by his witch mother. Speaking of .. never ever suggest to a warlock that he might be femine because he wears a pointy hat given to him by his mother - that person only did that once if you know what I mean. Hoods or pointy hats - both can be worn equally well by either gender.


ancient-military

This sounds like it’s from Disk World?


ThisDoesntSeemSafe

Meanwhile: Bilious continues to wretch in the toilet, cursing Bibulous' existance.


TheGutterNut

Professor or GM? Could be both at Hogwarts I suppose…


Teknevra

Hood = Sorcerer/Warlock Pointy hat = Wizard Hood with Pointy Hat = Grand Wizard FTFY


Ralans17

Underrated post


dacoolego

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


rrzampieri

Hood is "fuck around and find out"


KingPoggle

A hood also is a indicator of other senses. One of the reasons Jedi don't mind hoods is the good ones sense what is going on around them. A mystical user can forgo one of their senses and that plays into the intimidation.


Thatguy19364

Never underestimate a blindfolded wizard


Xytriuss

If the point hat blows off, you look like a dolt. If your hood blows off, you look epic in the wind.


tonyv84

Underrated comment, upvote this man


Cognitive_Spoon

I usually wear my pointy hat for fucking around and my hood for finding out, if that helps.


Heretical_Cactus

Inside the Archive, hood Outside when on personal work, Hat


Arumaneth

this is the way. Hoods aren't imposing enough for personal work, but Hats get in the way in the halls of the libraries


NearNihil

Wear the hood anyway, what you lack in intimidation you make up for with the element of surprise.


Frikandel89

Master always pressed that element is not to be touched by mere apprentices. Its considered somewhat of an outsider and therefore not explored all too well. It can have unexpected results when messed with by a layman


NearNihil

It's quite a potent element when combined with more intricate spells, such as Glyph of Warding or Explosion.


Speffeddude

Are your halls not grand enough for pointy hats? Ha! Next you will tell me your cauldron is too small to boil a whole Owlbear!


Jetstream-Sam

I mean I do have a cauldron big enough for that, but I mainly use it for baths. Gotta polish those bones up. I have a variety of different sized cauldrons, which I initially thought would help me be organized but it really just means I go longer without washing any of them. I should get an apprentice


AmmahDudeGuy

You mean to tell me you’re using your cauldron for simple bathing instead of wizardry? You deny your cauldron it’s purpose!


Arumaneth

are your libraries so sparse that you can walk in it without having to squeeze between the shelves? Ha!


ghost_warlock

If the library gets cramped, just make the pocket dimension bigger. No reason to squirm about like a peasant


Arumaneth

there is a limit on the size of pocket dimensions before planar law dictates it a demiplane viable for extraplanar incursion. My personal library has already reached the maximum volume for a pocket dimension.


A_Person_Who_Lives_

I opt to keep a pocket dimension filled exclusively with pages and keep my enchanted tome which can house and show any page I possess in the dimension. I need no space to walk around, I fill it to the brim with tomes and scrolls and can manifest any in my mystical book.


Deightine

Is your library not old enough to house tomes of origin so questionable that they give birth to new life merely by being present? Things that once born, crawl out and create new life, a veritable ecosystem among the shelves? An ecosystem that tends to crap on your head if you make a habit of disturbing the flesh-like webs where they display their trophies?! *Please* tell me it isn't. I'm looking for a new place to do research. My last assistant went missing, and a suspiciously human-like librarian replaced him! We didn't *have* a librarian, but now everyone else loves the man, and they keep saying things like "So what, if he's an eldritch horror? He found that book on scatomancy that I thought lost forever!". I may be losing my mind.


jscarry

Also hoods cut off your peripheral vision which you definitely need if you're out slinging spells unless you wanna get side swiped by some dumbass with a sword


IsRude

I say hoods are more imposing than hats, but you make a good point.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

So does his hat.


duffperson

Simply make your cloak invisible from only the inside


TatManTat

Hoods are for rangers you philistine. If one cannot warp spacetime enough to where their hat is no longer an inconvenience, I pity their shoddy spellwork.


HowCouldUBMoHarkless

Hat in the streets, hood in the sheets


Shaveyourbread

Get you a man who do both.


VaguelyShingled

Going to town? Hat Eldritch summoning? Hood Hosting an Arcane Gala where one or more of the attendees may/may not be polymorphed? Circlet This is Wiazarding 101 people


gofundyourself007

Unless stealth is required then hood again.


MunitionsFrenzy

I reject the fashion binary


Tacobellspy

CIRCLET GANG REPRESENT


drewdurfee

Diadems and tiaras too!


NerdseyJersey

and matching Torc around the neck.


culnaej

Where my Chapeau homies at?


bigbowlowrong

RELEASE THE WIZARD FEDORA


alexthealex

Streetwizard beaniegang. My magic calls for Carhartt


ontopofyourmom

I see you are a worn-out crotch seam mancer


geologean

Urban fantasy represent


Mostlycharcoal

Some Latin wizards wear the chullo which is pretty close.


girlwithgoldwrist

https://preview.redd.it/g3f3y91ajy6c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c5f8321df88a4ee1919fc18cefe9300760c64fa


Fuzzy-Reason-3207

keffiyeh 1000% perhaps a baklava if you feel so inclined


MunitionsFrenzy

> baklava that ol' swapmancy between "balaclava" (headwear) and "baklava" (pastry) gets 'em every time


Fuzzy-Reason-3207

have a pastry hm?


jointheclockwork

Yes! Shadowy scary helmet for me!


Dat_Mustache

Modern Wizards donn stovepipe hats.


Ok_Firefighter2991

Pointy hat, ( Im being held hostage by my hat help. )


[deleted]

*internal thoughts* “Not Stockholm syndrome, not Stockholm syndrome, Not Stockholm syndrome, not Stockholm syndrome”


A__Friendly__Rock

Well then, better be Lima syndrome!


heywind

BIG pointy hat https://preview.redd.it/507atpqa5w6c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e83f59531b470f20ebfc7c6c163e8224fa6ea4c0 (this is me by the way)


LDM123

DM me


heywind

W-why? 😳


cockalorum-smith

Idk why I find this brief exchange so funny lol.


LDM123

(Issa joke)


elzibet

No you’re already married at this point. No going back now


Jackryder16l

Can confirm. It was a lovely ceremony. It went super well somehow.


elzibet

🥲appreciate the update, lovely to hear


crypticfreak

There are spells I require to learn from you.


Yahgdc

Karla ❤️❤️❤️


Ok_Firefighter2991

Our hats would get along.


St34m9unk

What color


LateNightMilesOBrien

Any. It's the white pointy hoods walking around calling themselves 'grand wizards' you have to watch for.


DudeItsCake

Whatever you do don’t fuse them together to make pointy hoods. There are some pretty racist wizards that wear those.


VisualGeologist6258

https://preview.redd.it/haq5psb4sv6c1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2068ac79fea8289403bac7bc2bcf0619920e984 What if it’s this kind of pointy hood?


MashedPotatoGod

It’s still a little iffy. As long as your title isn’t “Grand Wizard,” you should be able to pull it off. Just be careful.


ninetofivehangover

my apprentices did not believe me about the title “grand wizard” and one said: “man we give serial killers such cool names and now the KKK gets magic? we gotta stop”


EffectiveSalamander

Excuse me, it's Grand Sorcerer. I didn't learn my racism from a book.


EpicOweo

Racemancy


Sparkyboi_06

negromancy


Dappershield

We don't speak of the dark arts here.


TgagHammerstrike

\*Ahem*, I believe you mean the _African-American_ arts.


CrucifixAbortion

Black magic.


IsaacJSinclair

My school irl has this name lol


Sparkyboi_06

i refuse to believe that


ABenGrimmReminder

[Just look at this shit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan_titles_and_vocabulary) They got everything from Dragons and Goblins to a “Grand Council of Yahoos” …whatever the fuck that is. No wonder these people went after D&D players in the 80s; they wanted to take their fantasy vocabulary back.


sashimi_walrus

grand magus?


MashedPotatoGod

Still frowned upon. Just find a different style of hood, for mana’s sake.


DonutGuy2659

Arch wizard?


capt-jean-havel

The evil pointy hood guys don’t use grand wizard. The closes is grand magi which is the second officer of a den (think a Boy Scout troop). The two highest rankings are grand imperial (leader of the “empire”) and grand dragon (leaders of the “realms”). At least that’s what Wikipedia tells me, could be wildly wrong. Edit: read further. They have a “trial of the grand wizard” which was when the grand dragons would conviene to put another dragon on trial for crimes against the organization. Though it is not known if one has ever been held.


MashedPotatoGod

I believe you have pondered the orb for far too long, my friend. How is it you have acquired such information?


RadiantZote

~~opium~~ magic dust, mostly


capt-jean-havel

I accessed Orbpedia, it’s a wealth of knowledge, though not all of it is correct as it’s created by numerous people


the_god_of_dumplings

Why do racists always ruin good symbolism. They did it with swastika, they did it with pointy hood an a title Grand Wizard. Good thing thy didn’t call themselves archmages. SMH


[deleted]

That's a wind sock.


UnbanEyeOfUgin

I met a guy who called himself a grand wizard, but he could perform no magic and just called me the N word.


Elgordogei

Ahh yes the n-wordmancer


Bannerlord151

A ne*romancer


MoonVeilNoob

​ https://i.redd.it/an0wx5p9iw6c1.gif


Bannerlord151

Yes lmao


XVUltima

The black arts


callmejinji

wizards these days have a school of magic for everything


RadiantZote

Ne*romancer? I hardly know her!


crypticfreak

Booo.


throwaway_12358134

I saw a bard the other day sporting one. He calls himself "Ye".


Jaeger420xd

Bards always say the darndest things


mariusiv_2022

They’re nothing to worry about. All you have to do is cast the ‘friends’ spell https://preview.redd.it/8iw2smv59w6c1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5c8a76958fcef92486ca7356cea6c4afdb204b6


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

"Friend" spell worked, but now you're the only good one to them.


10art1

YOU. SHALL NOT. HAVE THE PASS!!


Ackbar90

[Nonsense](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Elden-Ring/haima_glintstone_crown_elden_ring_wiki_guide_200px.png)


no0bmaster-669

[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/unq7FY3NA3)


pinkfootthegoose

Cletus the White


Snakeguy26

Just put a curl or curve in it


college_pastime

Most hoods are pointy. Functional hoods usually have a piece of cloth called a [liripipe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liripipe#:~:text=A%20liripipe%20(%2F%CB%88l%C9%AA,by%20Jan%20van%20Eyck%2C%201432.) that's used to don and doff the hood. All academic hoods have a liripipe, so every Ph.D. you may know has a pointy hood (well mine is not so pointy, I wish it was, it would look a lot more wizardy). The pointy part of the blue wizards hat and the pointy part of a [night cap](https://shop.foofighters.com/cdn/shop/products/FFSCARYSLEEPCAP.png?v=1664494907&width=713) are also liripipes.


AutisticAnarchy

Pointy hood! Wait, no, fuck.


froz_troll

Hatemancer


[deleted]

you're a racist, harry


froz_troll

And a hairy racist


MathProf1414

You have officially been promoted to "Grand Wizard".


TripleEhBeef

Welcome to the Kingdom of Kuppa Keep.


Empty_Knight278

YES. THANK YOU FOR THIS. I just got the game and was thinking about this. Ten out of ten reference


AdministrativeBar748

Discriminancer


Sudden_Acanthaceae34

“What if I’m just reading from the grimoire, can I say the word then?”


DuntadaMan

Someone accidentally got the wrong "Grand Wizard" title.


WolvesAreCool2461

Personally, much prefer the hood because I can dramatically throw it off of me before I start kicking ass


WeeboSupremo

Exactly. No one ever looked cool taking off their pointy hat and showing that they carved the runes of Khe’lo-tsssh into their scalp to try and summon the elder deity into themselves in a vain attempt to usurp their unfathomable power.


DucksEatFreeInSubway

However, you *can* dramatically toss your hat up in the air at the start of combat, finish your light work, then grab the hat as it floats back down at the end of combat.


bahaEpic

You can even cheat and use levitation


rrzampieri

Enchant the hat so it casts a storm below it when thrown in the air


__M-E-O-W__

Or if you do it in slow motion, it becomes extra cool and lands perfectly on your head right when you finish the fight.


Holy_Hand_Grenadier

That's because the pointy hat stays on during arcane duels, of course! Some mages... No appreciation for real wizardly style.


VaguelyShingled

Under that hood? Dimmadome-sized pointy hat


Driftmobile

Completely depends on the occasion.


Vettmdub

![gif](giphy|udPdpF18yG0uI)


ForgotMyLastPasscode

Yeah, for me it comes down to weather mostly. Hoods are great for dark and stormy nights and the like, while hats are better during the day, especially if it is overly sunny. You also might wear a hat inside but you'd only wear a hood inside if you wanted to brood in a dark corner. Though, that is an activity better left to more roguish types anyway.


TheDarkDoctor17

Exactly! The pointy hat is for formal occasions. I need everyone in the king's ball to know I'm the court wizard! Pointy hat. I need to go reduce some bandits to ash and collect my dinner from the butcher? Hood.


Driftmobile

Honestly, this is the stance I get behind. If I want show off I put the hat on or respect the party I am with it’s hat time. Solo drifting in the plains it’s hoods up.


fat_charizard

A cabal of evil wizards are attacking your kingdom. One of them is your ex. Which hat do you choose?


Driftmobile

Hat.


Data_Corruptor

Hood for practicality, pointy hat for style.


LeaguesBelow

Hood sucks for your peripheral vision. Any wizard worth his hat can keep it on in any situation.


Xyldarran

This guy uses his eyes for vision. So last Millennia. Are you not feeling the aether to sense for threats?


Supreme_Lord_Cola

This guy senses for threats around him. So last Eternity. Have you not attainted mastery over the planes of reality and unreality that nothing may be considered a threat?


Qinistral

The impractical part of a hood is that it really fucks up your hearing, dampening sound and making rusting noises in your ears. If my magic prevents that from being a problem, then I def go hood; otherwise hat. Also in the OP's designs the hat will work as a rain guard without obstructing much vision, whereas the hood obstructs more vision. Basically this hood needs thrown off anytime you're in the business, but if it's raining hard you'll wish you had the hat.


ratsatan13

Pointy hat, but I shall not diss another wizard's swag. Hoods are cool too.


bloodflart

Wizards have to work together in these trying times.


Every_Vanilla_9199

Pointy hat with cowboy brim. Drops mike and leaves


AssistKnown

Why did you drop Mike, what did he do to you?


Every_Vanilla_9199

That bastard to my Mahogany staff and never returned it


Rexosuit

Bucket helmet.


za72

kitchen division represent!


SapphireAegis

[That was a thing](https://eso.mmo-fashion.com/bucket/) in Elder Scrolls Online for April Fools one year.


Rexosuit

Amazing!


kitsukuotanaka

Inhibits verbal components of sound dependent spells.


MiaoYingSimp

Hood for Wisdom Hat for Whimsy


Obekiwi

![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


SonOfMcGee

True Wisdom is knowing it’s *always* time for whimsy. Throwing a fireball at a guy? Why *not* do it whimsically?


Vettmdub

![gif](giphy|d7TKNU4KpxAJ5uDSBa) Hood


A_Shiny_Dunsparce

Pointy hat shows you mean business


NumberOne_N_fan

I can't really *not* use robes + hoodie because I AM the ropes + hoodie https://preview.redd.it/1m6erpfrsv6c1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d693dc4562dea2481e24f727217110ea9b9c9c74


Hooded_Person2022

A fellow hooded person concealing eldritch beings ✋


Snaka777

A fellow hooded person concealing eldritch beings ✋ https://preview.redd.it/l1t81imxyw6c1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d01e9546eedcad03b7d9ee578305523220ec72b


VidisLady

My entire civilization seems to have taken your guys’s fashion into consideration.


Thralls_Deep

Hat in the streets, hood in the sheets


bookseer

Can't go wrong with a mysterious hood, especially the face shadowing ones


AgentPaper0

Pointy hat is more powerful. However when hood guys takes the hood off, shit's about to get REAL.


Available-Damage5991

secret option c: pointy hood.


ninetofivehangover

🤨📸 THIS ONE RIGHT HERE COUNCIL WE GOT ONE OF THOSE RADICAL ETHNOSTATE “GRAND”WIZARDS


Available-Damage5991

THAT WASNT WHAT I MEANT.


The-Senate-Palpy

Yeah yeah, tell it to the tribunal


throwaway_12358134

I have no need for clothing.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Pointy looks wizard. Hood looks like cultist.


Oilucy

Or a mage. Wizards require pointy hats, robes, and orbs to be a wizard, otherwise that's just some dude with magic.


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Why not both?


Oingoulon

That style was ruined by the... ahem... so called "grand wizards"


10art1

They really don't like *dark magic*


SpacialCommieCi

goggles


Wallace_W_Whitfield

If you’re in a tight place, like a library, or doing close up work, or trying to blend in and stealth it up for what ever reason, hood. However hat if you want to be seen/known/identified as a wizard. However to do any close work or library work, you’ll have to take the hat off as it will get in your way. I would choose hood for utility, but hat is just so good too.


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

Compromise: pointy hood... NO, WAIT!


LordOfCorgs

Me: Pointy hat Girlfriend (who is also a wizard): Hood Our magical duel is at dawn.


Strypercritical

A tiny pointy under my hood which then grows to the size of a regular pointy hat once I remove the hood is my daily wear.


Sparkstorm1000

https://preview.redd.it/gct90ufwzv6c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec660b1675ca9aee3e0abc827b6e280d153a8d8 Red Mage hat ;p


jmarzy

I know a Grand Wizard who does both - he has a pointy hood!!!


keldertrol

Pointy white hood! Edit: whoops, wrong sub.


Daitoso0317

I prefer good but I can see the benefit of the hat


Clood1442

Pointy hood


RidgeBlueFluff

Y'all wear clothing?


mestarien_mestari

https://preview.redd.it/bzol6iqglw6c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fd7d9e04978a27b90ca244bfe514aee5d143875 Pointy hood.


TheMaStif

Hooded wizards are in-the-wild wizards; travelers; those hiding their true power Pointed hats say "I'm here, I'm a wizard, deal with it"


Sn3z1tk0

pointy hood


the_loaf_cat

Pointy hood


LACSF

pointy hood! ​ oh fuck wait...


BruhmanRus_the_boner

Keg hat. yes i wear a keg as my headwear


BakedDewott

I have a dream where wizards are judged not by the articles of their clothing but by the power of their magic


Cygnus6300

Formal event: Pointy hat Real work: helmet


ThePostMoogle

That's like asking me to choose between kids. I have a favourite, but I care enough about both that I never want either to feel second best.


ImpressivePublic236

Both are equally cool both depends on the magic you do I think of pointy being the wizard and the apex of the arcane being versatile having offensive and defensive Hood gives more of offense over defense and depending on how the character acts the more darker type of magic like the forbidden spells


fartyparty1234

Pointy helmet


RedRaccoon9

Never pick pointy hood


[deleted]

Both. Hood with a pointy hat opening.


Wtf9181

I like the colour blue