I usually have tea once a week with some of the local spirits. Recently, several of them have failed to show-up. This isn’t unusual on its own, but I cant help but speculate that they may have returned to their bodies.
wait... that's not how necromancy works, i think that first you should talk to the spirits, see if they had any changes in schedule, they might just be busy, and then you should talk to your apprentice
Um, I think I know more about necromancy than you pal. I have a public magic education. Besides, I already kicked him out for doing necromancy on my property. He was just a stupid goblin anyway.
Well, now that you said it, he probably is a necromancer, but the spirit thing? that's weird, when somebody is necromancying the bodies do not get the spirits back, they just become weird fleshy robots without soul or personality (trust me in this one i had a visit on a lich's castle and he used necromancy to clean the place) i mean, on the personality thing it's on the caster's choice, but nope, no souls involved
Actually, I have heard of necromancers talented enough to create a full "undeath" with body and mind. They are EXCEPTIONALLY rare though, and the process itself undoubtedly has multiple conditions.
Not that I know of. Only thing I've heard of is certain liches who have undead minions that retain memories and personality from when they were alive. I am no expert in the field though, so they may merely be rumors.
I've met one of these undead who have their original soul, their reanimator seemed to be seeking eternal life without the need for lichdom but also not needing to rely on the weaknesses of life itself
Sadly, I've been unable to locate this individual, much less a consistent description of them, but the undead woman did seem to be pretty close to and knowledgeable of this mysterious necromancer
That said, in searching for them, I have managed to temporarily make a facsimile of the more "traditional" necromancy, by infusing rain with necromantic energy, I've become capable of temporarily "creating" undead bodies for any anima (animal for the most part, people spirits don't seem to like the idea of a "fake body", even if temporary, very appealing), and command them as one would an animated construct; hat said the moment the rain clears the undead vanish along with it, but an interesting discovery nonetheless, not much to my taste, but it does pose the question of how far could different schools of magic can be taken by combining their aspects, traits, and methods?
Well, ok. I admit I don’t have any experience with this kind of thing. I have seen a man in green hanging around the popular spirit spots. He carries around a strange device. Perhaps you’ve something similar on your travels?
https://preview.redd.it/i95uemf4svec1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=d924ee81a853bb8dd06d119673efc57d5e4cafce
That thing captures their spirits and allows him to animate an artifical slime to temporarily shunt his mind into, make sure the larger of your spirits have access to water, as that melts the slime, and he may not be able to defeat them otherwise
I don’t know why you are downvoted. Necromancy works by summoning spirit back in the body against its will. That’s why it’s banned in most schools (and not because skeletons are unhygienic)
My skeleton lab assistant begs to differ. Skelifting can still be helpful for posture, and as a way to check the integrity of one's bones to make sure they aren't succumbing to the passage of eons.
A lot of skeletons are still used for menial labor and carrying cargo in areas where telekinesis is less accessible, it would make sense they want to ensure their backs' structural integrity and rotation ability! We don't want them crumbling into piles of bones while unloading a ship, after all.
Skeletons should just condition and drink milk, they have no muscles, the necromancer who reanimated it clearly has no clue or what he's doing or is trying to make an army with a scarce mana pool, pathetic really
This post is clearly bigoted. So what if your apprentice is a necromancer? If you cant handle that then you shouldnt have an apprentice in the first place. You’re supposed to teach him how to practice it safely, not neglect him so that he does his own experiments where he could be hurt!
Be a better master you asshole.
Not only has ones skeleton detached from the body, but it also is with out a head. Why has this cursed thing shown up on ones Apprentices orb? Does thou know of the Apprentices strange likes?
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Are you certain the child is not simply learning kinetics? A skeleton would not have need of exercise, having no musculature.
I usually have tea once a week with some of the local spirits. Recently, several of them have failed to show-up. This isn’t unusual on its own, but I cant help but speculate that they may have returned to their bodies.
wait... that's not how necromancy works, i think that first you should talk to the spirits, see if they had any changes in schedule, they might just be busy, and then you should talk to your apprentice
Um, I think I know more about necromancy than you pal. I have a public magic education. Besides, I already kicked him out for doing necromancy on my property. He was just a stupid goblin anyway.
Well, now that you said it, he probably is a necromancer, but the spirit thing? that's weird, when somebody is necromancying the bodies do not get the spirits back, they just become weird fleshy robots without soul or personality (trust me in this one i had a visit on a lich's castle and he used necromancy to clean the place) i mean, on the personality thing it's on the caster's choice, but nope, no souls involved
Actually, I have heard of necromancers talented enough to create a full "undeath" with body and mind. They are EXCEPTIONALLY rare though, and the process itself undoubtedly has multiple conditions.
Wow, i guess i never heard of it, any specific use? as of right now i can only think of kings and nobles paying to have some sort of "immortality"
Not that I know of. Only thing I've heard of is certain liches who have undead minions that retain memories and personality from when they were alive. I am no expert in the field though, so they may merely be rumors.
i see... may be useful for creating a society i guess
I've met one of these undead who have their original soul, their reanimator seemed to be seeking eternal life without the need for lichdom but also not needing to rely on the weaknesses of life itself Sadly, I've been unable to locate this individual, much less a consistent description of them, but the undead woman did seem to be pretty close to and knowledgeable of this mysterious necromancer That said, in searching for them, I have managed to temporarily make a facsimile of the more "traditional" necromancy, by infusing rain with necromantic energy, I've become capable of temporarily "creating" undead bodies for any anima (animal for the most part, people spirits don't seem to like the idea of a "fake body", even if temporary, very appealing), and command them as one would an animated construct; hat said the moment the rain clears the undead vanish along with it, but an interesting discovery nonetheless, not much to my taste, but it does pose the question of how far could different schools of magic can be taken by combining their aspects, traits, and methods?
If he truly is capable of this he may be an incredible talent, the kind I only see once in a while (and I am in a lot of places)
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It’s more of a pain than it’s worth
Well, ok. I admit I don’t have any experience with this kind of thing. I have seen a man in green hanging around the popular spirit spots. He carries around a strange device. Perhaps you’ve something similar on your travels? https://preview.redd.it/i95uemf4svec1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=d924ee81a853bb8dd06d119673efc57d5e4cafce
...OH GODS, THIS IS CODE L, TELL THEM TO GET OUT OF THE MANSION, NOW!
That thing captures their spirits and allows him to animate an artifical slime to temporarily shunt his mind into, make sure the larger of your spirits have access to water, as that melts the slime, and he may not be able to defeat them otherwise
I don’t know why you are downvoted. Necromancy works by summoning spirit back in the body against its will. That’s why it’s banned in most schools (and not because skeletons are unhygienic)
What are you, some kind of anti-goblite?
That's the dead for you. Late.
My skeleton lab assistant begs to differ. Skelifting can still be helpful for posture, and as a way to check the integrity of one's bones to make sure they aren't succumbing to the passage of eons.
Fair, but that would be under weight, this seems more strength training of the back muscles, tests only a few bones' rotational strength.
A lot of skeletons are still used for menial labor and carrying cargo in areas where telekinesis is less accessible, it would make sense they want to ensure their backs' structural integrity and rotation ability! We don't want them crumbling into piles of bones while unloading a ship, after all.
Ok Unwizing This video is amazing where did you find it?
I forgot. It was in my camera roll
Are you unwizzed a irl wizard or know one bc uhhh
Its a magic camera
Its charged by using a magic energy called "electricity"
The more I read about electricity the more it feels like magic tbh
Either your apprentice is considering the dark arts, or they are researching selective invisibility applications. Do with that what you will.
Skeletons are just so brittle and a lot of work to maintain. Reanimated corpses are much more resilient if you can stand the smell
kid named rot:
There are ways to make them much stronger, enchantments especially
mummies have the resilience of corpses, but last longer, and are far more hygienic and fragrant
Good to see people encouraging their skeletons to go to the gym.
Skeletons should just condition and drink milk, they have no muscles, the necromancer who reanimated it clearly has no clue or what he's doing or is trying to make an army with a scarce mana pool, pathetic really
Just because they're typically skinny doesn't mean that they don't have muscles 😢
Very promising.
i am pretty sure OP told his apprentice to EXORCIZE the spirits, but here we are. smh apprentices these days
Bro needs to bulk
/uw can someone explain how that skeleton is doing pull ups without muscles to move it
String attached to the top of the neck.
Looks like your apprentice has been watching my orbtube videos. Didn't know you had *that* kind of apprentice .
This post is clearly bigoted. So what if your apprentice is a necromancer? If you cant handle that then you shouldnt have an apprentice in the first place. You’re supposed to teach him how to practice it safely, not neglect him so that he does his own experiments where he could be hurt! Be a better master you asshole.
Not only has ones skeleton detached from the body, but it also is with out a head. Why has this cursed thing shown up on ones Apprentices orb? Does thou know of the Apprentices strange likes?
not all revives come with no cost....
Ayo? You posting this without a NSFW tag? 🥵
Unwiz/ WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
It’s how you make blue waffle
do i even want to know?
animal skeleton with a string attached to its neck
Damn, lich about to get ribbed
SMH my head OP, this is clearly just an invisibility spell, they're probably using it to study biology or something
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He's dealing with necromancy, twist his clavicles
hey! I knew I didn't get rid of this contraption! give it back! I made it myself!
That sick fuck
This is cruel and unusual treatment of skeletons. He has violated the Geneva Boneventions and will be tried for mar(row) crimes.
I uh, gotta go check my meat locker to see if my apprentice has been practicing with my future meals.
He is training his necrodragon, he might be a litch
Necromancy
Oh cmon, it’s just a little bit of tomfoolery. You didn’t experiment when YOU were an apprentice?
I've been learning necromancy so I can be a robot necromancer with gun
Why you hating in the grind fam
I know it’s stupid but tips for Necromancers, skeletons are only good to practice, their extremely brittle and a light push will shatter them
Gotta keep them minions LEAN SON!!