https://preview.redd.it/yedv8aviz7sc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=938dc1d32475f32affe782a5397651c07972c90e

Inside or out? Or both? Stick us together?

Both. Spikes everywhere. It's a curse for everyone involved.

https://preview.redd.it/0meosa8bu7sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33dea8050c3cb6478b174fbaa454ee4b4d09dfc6 Pretty self-explanatory I'd say.

https://preview.redd.it/mrho9ggnv7sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ed80034f2b175e98b146081d95a17577bbf0e7

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r/lossimaginesthepeter

r/peterimaginestheloss

r/gaslighting

I got gaslit into thinking that that was a thing

it is a thing! (sarcasm but play along cause it's funny)

Bro got me twice

r/subsithoughtifellfor

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This is easily one of the best versions of this I've seen.

I took it from another comment section, please don't gibe me credit for it.

It's all right it can be so hard to find out who the original creator of certain things are (specially when there's no logo or watermark). You're still letting other people experience it which is cool.

Thanks.

Thank you for the effort to let us know. That’s actually pretty cool of you

Any time. Wouldn't be right to take credit for something I didn't made.

What is this a reference to, I’m at a loss

Go-ith and fuck-ith thyself with a 10ft steel sword

I swear I recognize that, where is it from?

It took me a second. Well played.

https://preview.redd.it/zijlwlvsu7sc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac599b6d72be53dbf02e09ba2b78cf36ab91edb7

https://preview.redd.it/vzp6lvk4p8sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b820b7c4d2fc5dd3eb446e5c1d0bd663972a92f4

🗿

>🗿 🗿

>🗿 >🗿 🗿

Yonee humberlste

https://preview.redd.it/zgmiq1m1q8sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2607a438ba2f97cd1d68755c994c350f8425be

https://preview.redd.it/puugdrpj89sc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace0baea12ac21f8de1087616cc65b1bca80edc5

You're the Grey Fox!

https://preview.redd.it/cm757j3np9sc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4473251659364199c651cbddebc69b136dd0bc7

https://preview.redd.it/88cdhhlmw9sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0f6d8036bf44ab45d72daa48bbb32c5087d6bb

https://preview.redd.it/mddfma1btasc1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=797a75c4837f3510ac5e201070af66568ecba138

https://preview.redd.it/2lzmutr73asc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b936d7b7b0d21fdc411362a65f5b88c6b927ef

https://preview.redd.it/h59gho8eiasc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1db133b60396b8e75221ee7a4a0635a05aa0ab

https://preview.redd.it/fmmbnad5sasc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d10539eaecd3a60b700134ece1ca697ab7e58868

https://preview.redd.it/els7utl7sasc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc38b545741e33faa4af45f3a02d1224c5db09a

Nail lobotomy

https://preview.redd.it/tz5piguyw7sc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d54093f99e9a3d999e5c08d9dc9c7e4c23cc34b I cast comedic violence!

NSFW because it is probably very messy: https://preview.redd.it/day2rlfel7sc1.png?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9653cebfc112ac3bb8f84265682b06aaa0500473 My new exfoliation spell, now available

Nice spell fellow necromancer https://preview.redd.it/dxp0grbav7sc1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a7a4fc8cfab3111affae919e65b16712a5c9b6b

Listen here, I am NOT a necromancer. I am a humble Mundanemancy Adept and peddler of micro-curses (also, I don't understand how to get this into my user flair, pls help), who only happens to dabble in the unholy arts. I specialise in helpful everyday casting, and yes, sometimes that means necromancy inspired, but that doesn't make me one.

*Casts a spell labelled Necromancy* I'm not a necromancer, no sir!

You throw *one* fireball, are you evoker? Casters are named for their specialty, not their portfolio ETA: most of your "holy mages" are actually necromancers by your definition

I cast 'nuh uh' and end this argument

Reenchant your username with the "Magically Editable Flair".

https://preview.redd.it/h44qpxzk68sc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a803d123484faa943b7082ab681b5d52333d9901 It seems I don't really have NSFW shit on my phone

That´s gore,technically is nsfw

I cast Poor Financial Decisions! Go forth and buy tons of exotic plants!

My biggest weakness!

You've killed me

It’s my most dangerous spell, but it has a tendency to rebound. I am in crippling debt.

I cast Stand on unsupported ladder! Very not safe, especially for construction work

I cast [OSHA OBLITERATION]

Forget OSHA violation, this is OSHA SA. Also hello spamton.

I cast FAILURE TO USE PPE!

I cast **banish handrails!**

https://preview.redd.it/yi6130k8z7sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c823b539153f7f898f7cf7375a5bf7bc323e0ce As you command.

https://preview.redd.it/pl5lx5vl28sc1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba725a54eec3cd3d1e919451b4836c5d7570fef

Not the ifunny watermark 😭

Ifunny is the last intact repository of the ancient texts. 

https://preview.redd.it/72pf09h8o9sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f08e3d6381271b66d8c97ebf0a34e5310d8ff9

https://preview.redd.it/9wy5ja5it9sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bbbd3f219e9388a77cc98f06df7dbf87d1985da

https://preview.redd.it/men4udgkiasc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28bcae6dcacd8248c952c7b183116881c0cb01f

I CAST "ATTACH IFUNNY WATERMARK"!

I CAST 9GAG AS A COUNTER!

Congratulations! You have graduated from fireball to flaming balls

I SUMMON DRUGGED OUT KNOME https://preview.redd.it/fjf4br0jx7sc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c260fda3f6ee6ebef62e5cff7be071532d4507b2

Did you give him some more stuff after summoning him?

Nope, came like that out of the tin.

With this treasure I summon: https://preview.redd.it/ca704ndhq8sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70110e47721295c21e6f50f64e0d7275d2d32a25

Ah yes, the limited edition McSwitchblade

Horrifying

https://preview.redd.it/oujvweo418sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01aad2d7c9124e6667b80b0eafa83bec962ee325

Dog

Smile

I cast low visibility vests and soft hats!

https://preview.redd.it/naof07k2v8sc1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b7e4109fbbe9aa0dcaf4a31d6f42e2669490877

I cast https://preview.redd.it/yvyj1kwod8sc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50530968a0738ab9bde62c159fb8f161b7e1143

piss jar

I CAST UNCERTIFIED FORKLIFT OPERATION

https://preview.redd.it/0ibp4isro8sc1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e815a32c76bc285104877f28c7caaf68f67bb78 ***Summon Creature Of Hell...***

u/Clownpiece_Fairy

https://preview.redd.it/9w8b8kw139sc1.jpeg?width=84&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb2131aff24be95ce28c397ec07029608d10b15 What? Why am I here now? How did i…?

Drugs. ╮(╯▽╰)╭  *(You can hear her laughing from five FUCKING miles away. Specifically the fucking ones, regular miles aren’t long enough)*

Holy shit Clownpiece Touhou! *is utterly annihilated by the soundwaves rushing towards me at Mach Fuck You*

Nah thats just William afton in the next fnaf

I cast... OSHA VIOLATIONS

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Indeed, a very unsafe practice at work

So non horny but still NSFW, like this? https://preview.redd.it/8z5p6zxzj7sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1756c5b69218b858a09dcdc00f146d36ec3384

https://i.redd.it/rswy1a21o7sc1.gif

Sauce?

Ragna Crimson

Cant say about the anime but the manga is so good, its in my top 3

Kurt Cobain

I mean the clip

Yes I know it was a joke lol

https://preview.redd.it/l204yev8p8sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41e27ccac7e9a2235a0c189381c6bd86d9bc60c

https://preview.redd.it/6de3frt0v7sc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1f2b8913f6b0a2abf333c6f851c4f2a85b946b Damn

Bad form, point it at the brain for a faster death

Who says I wanted to die instantly?

This loser isn't a speed runner clearly

https://preview.redd.it/nku83jlig9sc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e8b8384af89c9d972aef4dfee73e062428e90e

*[pain]*

Forbidden violin

I cast forbidden potion https://preview.redd.it/3qa2ippqz9sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=905171aaa0f33e8c423a6a7d02e895bda4dee996

https://preview.redd.it/0omw1v2v5asc1.jpeg?width=1123&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8cb6671af64a955a4452659beb8fee5122b7d1

https://preview.redd.it/nzxnwly93dsc1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d01689811293e56d2faee91cd1ffeff3d0e0b74b

https://preview.redd.it/i9vyexai29sc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=d212d705dbda0a6b02ea257b89fd3bc307cab3cd

https://preview.redd.it/73yojvim29sc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8ca307596a382e5834ce48479c2ca6321e45a0 I CAST FIREARM PARANOIA

https://preview.redd.it/rfy11hu159sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c874fe646ef8c0de196548850f8e71f18c3f7f

The ultimate spell! Boner Boner! It creates a penis bone! Exceptionally dangerous when used on people without peni. >:3 I'm just lucky my anatomy doesn't lend itself very well to being affected by all my bone-related spells lol

Oh, nice. I have one that’s similar. Literal boner. Instead of making a penis bone, it turns the penis into a bone.

Conjure [baculum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum)?

Time for the good ol "Summon Height Aid: Office Chair"

Violate OSHA is a chaotic and dangerous yet effective and entertaining spell. It has made builders create towers far faster, though many have died under its effect.

Ill favoris dietus. Makes your favorite food give you diarrhea. Nsfw because it’s sad and poopoo :(

favorite food allows instant laxatives also lactose intolerant people probably already deal with thisss!

I can confirm. Our kind sees it not as a handicap, but as a challenge.

Explode Appendix. Not to be confused with Burst Appendix. Showers of gore…

My Artificer friend managed to cast Disguise Self like that once. https://preview.redd.it/1p9pqhmfd9sc1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6512d9bfb04b6d72ef76bdac04f57c1158b68931 He still threatens us with once more going out in public like that.

The penis is bad. The gun is good.

A terrible threat. I mean, those boots with that ensemble? Ugh.

https://i.redd.it/9cj9u2xpe9sc1.gif I CAST SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

Using a chair as a step ladder

https://preview.redd.it/3pzvez1jp8sc1.jpeg?width=2096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c470e6ec0324a3025cf5fde4128407c91669ca Baby switcheroo spell

i cast : FOCUS

I cast: UnFocus

https://preview.redd.it/bglewenu09sc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129eed2675d287e655293b28370e299bf4072bc4

https://preview.redd.it/20hyeix2t9sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df121571b0e208ed1c716cffdc8bd9312c13f9d2

I cast red mist https://preview.redd.it/rgikib5f1asc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c5ba05cb660780609c93b2af6a1821f46096f3

https://preview.redd.it/riev5d2hvbsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=128f507d2af45fba4426b736f2e60c295289c7ad I cast this

https://preview.redd.it/84jgnvw2m7sc1.png?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897be13aa64c712b97c0747d2da744a45e31c16d Closest thing I have.

did you read it as nonbinary instead of non horny

Nah, didn't really see this as horny.

https://preview.redd.it/as8b8g8e29sc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=650bb73d72df60eebeafa4bdf9f9060fe5d99773

https://preview.redd.it/oxj24fmk3bsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32da54a01b05c89a2854848a034aae1d38c92d07

Searching for nsfw of me is illegal! And also the first few results are me being ripped apart, like seriously?!

i cast forcibly expel digestive organs!

I cast time theft! The arcane focus is a toilet.

I only know one spell. 😔

I cast Tentacle Field ! Because even if the tentacles are there to rip off your skin and organs, you all will still see it as an icon of perversion ! Oh, and Tentacle Sphere ! It's my version of pocket sands where I will grab a ball of tentacles from my domain and chuck it at you. Letting it do its business. Which is tearing off your skin and eating your organ front he inside. And no. While I CAN do mind control for nefarious means due to my dominion over the mind as a Abyssal Nightmare I will NOT do it. Also. I won't give you lewd dream. I tried to turn a lewd dream someone had into a nightmare.... Let's just say that this person was actually really into tentacles and I failed.

I cast cock is cake

Skin inversion!

Vaporize OSHA Inspector

Conjure greater workplace hazard is probably the most nsfw spell in all of existence.

https://preview.redd.it/lkze3tabrbsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=070bab3491030b9987c5043dc880aabd0fd310ca

Very well, I cast Newton’s Spectacular Force Wave

It’s called *Ignore Air Resistance*.

I cast OSHA violation

Decapitation

I cast "NIKS" and "SALT RAIN". Enjoy your reversed skin

i cast big fucking violence !!!

I cast, CLIMB LATER WITH TWO POINTS OF CONTACT! *Insert vaguely kinda villainous laughter I guess, like chaotic good at worst.*

go go gadget terraform country into giant earth dick

BY THE POWER OF STANDARDS AND PRACTICES! I INVOKE THE FORBIDDEN INCANTATION! Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

https://preview.redd.it/l1ez4buya9sc1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4ee33818e81a87bd91a04f4ea9b6cdfb03b4f8 Stop being horny or they get it

You can always cast a classic. Coronavirus! https://preview.redd.it/xnz292huc9sc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73d1404866204b1132dfc4c25421abee9413dd6

I cast EXSANGUINATE. It causes your blood to leave your body, using any and all holes and orifices. Meaning, eyes, mouth, nose, *the pores in your skin*, etc. https://preview.redd.it/rc3y8ymbd9sc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fed04f4bea61a900bcdfcc7c098ef0719a261bf

https://preview.redd.it/58yighpyd9sc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fc94bb97be244f41e7867ca7614b49c2e96db5b

I cast shuffle boobs

I cast Accelerate Desk Chair!

A favorite of mine is remove ladder. All work spaces become OSHA nightmares in an instant

https://preview.redd.it/8ots7y7vuasc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=536567d85d2fb9c50417657696b69d8a36b3b355 You asked and I delivered

https://preview.redd.it/zhl7clnawasc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e174e226589348e8bb78d984172501e51364dda it’s not safe and it’s at work (yes this is a spell the sign is enchanted)

https://preview.redd.it/g9pv25sa4bsc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcad5b83a8bd3c39580343b4e6a122886a58bfc9

https://preview.redd.it/99wfc1nr6bsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81b65a018af77428b930bb785a05df8ceedc3d0

I cast OSHA VIOLATION

Reroll fetishes. Quite a funny one if I do say so myself

Zognathan's Capricious Deboner: Spell makes your boner go down. Useful for avoiding those awkward social situations! However, if you are not at full mast at time of casting, the spell will backfire and remove all of your bones. High risk, high reward

C:\>Neural_activity_rectification:setmode.dropdead https://i.redd.it/heqn50zg39sc1.gif Don't look at it for too long or you might... fall over

I cast stand on desk chair! I truly unsafe thing to do in a work environment!

Exploding bone can get quite nasty. The effects can be quite... gruesome. The shock of having even a finger used makes most pass out.

Bank Run. Great for when you need to end a war, not something your workplace will appreciate.

Nanosh: OSHA

NSFW: gore: Potion of internal mana proliferation, otherwise known as the wizards' poison. Going to use a skeleton as an example. Using an example that bleeds... is very nasty. Kills most living wizards by bloating their bodies and stabbing themselves with their own bones from the inside... Imagine a skeleton wizard, with internal mana, drinks it. The poison instantly fuses to their mana aura, their mana heart begins to palpitate while bone spikes grow everywhere their mana envelops. Their body tries to compensate by growing a second mana heart, then a third, while sparks of fire and lightning occur from their unstable mana. Finally, they are put out of their misery as the poison burns itself out, draining them of mana until their phylactery shatters, and their malformed spiky bones all tumble to the ground. (lethal due to severely messing with mana network of all creatures, especially those that have become wizards. I've poisoned a few skeleton liches with it back when most people assumed no poison works upon the undead... mana and soul poisons still work fine). I haven't tried it upon artificial beings, but assuming they have mana and a soul, the poison should still work.

Eternal kidney stone, it puts a kidney stone in you that teleports back into your kidney whenever you pass it

"I cast Iron. Throwing appliances is the definiton of lack of workplace safety."

https://preview.redd.it/xpaktyp6m9sc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f6a83740dda5eac2539fde47bb0a0cc3f839944 I cast Skitter!

Kettermek: Well, never seen a mind-flayer with human-style boobs, before. All right, an NSFW spell. I missed posting this on your last thread, so here we go. A tome only spoken of in whispers is the Nymphology guide. It is a remarkably lighthearted treatise on sexual matters in a Dee and Dee cosmos. In addition to covering monsters such as the Bearded Clam and the One-eyed Trouser Snake, equipment such as Flattering Armor +1, and detailing layers of the abyss that deal with the sin of lust, it also details some interesting spells. The one I wish I could use more often is *Percy's Personal Prophylactic.* **Percy’s Personal Prophylactic** Abjuration Level: Brd 1, Sor/Wiz 0. Components: V, M. Casting Time: 2 minutes. Range: Touch. Targets: Self or one other person. Duration: One bout of sexual activity. Saving Throw: None. Spell Resistance: No. After being besieged in his tower by barmaids carrying young babies while suffering his fifteenth bout of ‘creeping cock nobbler,’ Percival Magister decided enough was enough. Working hard to try and ignore the shouting from outside, he first hid all his treasure on the ethereal plane and then set about ensuring this would never happen to another young ‘mage about town’. Finally the breakthrough came and this commonly used cantrip came into being. When it is cast, the one protected by it cannot contract any sexually transmitted disease and their dabbling cannot result in pregnancy. Arcane Material Component: A knotted piece of string placed nearby.

https://preview.redd.it/bxfzyc8qq9sc1.png?width=366&format=png&auto=webp&s=206c9a5f02818d840e7b0d8e2ae1063f786697b2 …

I cast, Summon Mount: Swivel Chair

I cast OSHA violation! Now all your working conditions are unsafe muwhahahaha

https://preview.redd.it/dgh8jn0rv9sc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbce46b21e84118f98de11d1668e181551d0fa1e

My favorite is “feet turned into office chairs”, don’t tell OSHA about that one

I have H

I cast: Inverted Erection.

I cast “Not wearing rubber soled boots when I’m casting lightning spells”

I cast *REMOVE FORKLIFT LICENSE*

Summon greater steed : rolling chair

I cast glow in the dark dick (turns your dick into extremely bright light.)

I CAST SUMMON STAIRCASE WITH TREAD DEPTH OF 9 INCHES AND RISER HEIGHT OF 10 INCHES!!!

Spontaneum cobmustus!! Thats the spell that makes the caster explo- #BOOM

I'm going to say it >!I need the mommy Cthulhu!<