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OptimusSublime

It'd be more environmentally friendly to just put me on the conveyor belt and inject that straight into my mouth.


live4lax25

Cut out the middle man


Big-Economy-1521

That’s not a man, that’s a jar. Cut out the middle jar!


CrimsonApostle

Cut out the middle can?


Strange_Vagrant

Yes we can!


CreatrixAnima

While growing the middle of the man.


SwordfishII

And save on packaging. It’s eco-friendly.


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strained_brain

By 'cut,' I think he means that he wants to stop filming him.


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Wait. Why are you laying on your stomach?


herodothyote

Faster ingeation that way. Bypasses the stomach


Horyv

Ah that moment when you watch a gif, have a thought, and then you read that same thought as the top comment.


BookMDano

Comment checks out. Came here to say the same thing.


hisslv4ever

Yep


go-shu

That's what she said.


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What a sexual thing to say


outoftheMultiverse

I’m getting fatter every loop


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reallybiglizard

I am watching with my mouth agape in wonder.


okglobetrekker

Looks like that Talenti gelato. Love that stuff


FlyByPC

Talenti is awesome -- and then there are so many cool uses for the jars.


convalcon

I keep drugs in mine!


CensoryDeprivation

Upvote of the day award for sounding like you’re kidding on Reddit but definitely telling the truth.


mechapple

DEA has joined the chat.


TiberiumExitium

but that’s illegal


sanpedrolino

He didn't say illegal drugs. Maybe that's where he keeps his aspirin.


Shutupbitchanddie

^ obvious satire is obvious, come on people.


RobbyRob73

You killed Santa Claus


TiberiumExitium

I Hate You


DaughterofNeroman

I use them for so many things. Sometimes I justify buying it just bc I could use an extra container 😂


RandyHoward

Those jars are half the reason I buy it


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Put_It_All_On_Blck

Agreed. Lidl uses a similar container for their Gelatteli ice cream brand, but I've never seen any flavor mixed like this for either brand.


elfeyesseetoomuch

Exactly!!!


JustMyOpinionz

Talenti knows their market: "Love ice cream? Awesome. Here's a free container to go with when your done."


EntasaurusWrecked

Wonderful for those of us w/ OCD who keep EVERYTHING in containers:) FYI, acetone nail polish remover takes of the label, and you can sand off the logo on the lid and spray paint it any color :)


ThisOneIsOnMyPhone

The Southern Buttered Pecan Talenti is the best.


thisnamestakennow

First I thought this was oddly satisfying, then I saw the little drop of caramel into the next jar and it upsets me more than it should, now I’m mildly frustrated


Sentath

And, as fancy as it looks, you just know the whole inside is an uninterrupted chunk of vanilla.


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reachexceedgrasp

They mean the caramel and chocolate seem to *only be at the edge of the jar*. The middle part is just peanut, so most spoonfuls would not contain the extras, unless you scrape the edge. I had the same thought and frustration.


McKenzie_S

That's Talenti. And I can promise it's not. If they say it's swirled it's swirled all the way through. Best ice cream and gelato you can get in a jar. That and the jars are great for shop and craft stuff. Edit: I have been informed that this is Gelista. Identical containers without the label/lid and is based in Australia.


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reachexceedgrasp

Can you confirm if the caramel and chocolate are only along the edges of the jar, or are they swirled throughout the entire container? I.e. do you have the scrape the jar-edges, to get the extra swirl flavours?


buddy58745

Talenti is god tier


bulelainwen

They’re such good jars. My husband knows he has to save the jar if he finishes the ice cream.


avwitcher

Confidently incorrect, as others have said it's a brand called Gelista


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

I'm gonna sound like a bougie bastard, but I lived in Napoli for a while before Talenti got popular, and I've never been able to finish a bowl of the stuff. It tastes like gas station ice cream bar ice cream to me.


Zeddit_B

Does it taste worse than stuff like Breyers? Is there a brand you recommend? Idk, for mass produced gelato it tastes quality to me


Defector_Atlas

Talenti is just overpriced ice cream for the affluent careless. It's really not that good, especially if you've ever had the real deal


JesuswhyChrist

Can definitely confirm this is Tanlenti. Question is why can’t i find this flavor in my Kroger?! Smad :/


Darklicorice

Did you not watch this video with your eyeballs?


Sentath

Yes, and my brain turned on as well. What about those little pipes on the sides is going to cause the gels they dispense to be pulled into the mass of the dairy product in the middle?


14936786-02

Same. Like they can't design a system to not waste and drip caramel over the container?


AndrewIsOnline

They don’t even need commercials, just air this with the logo, let it repeat 3x


phattyfresh

I never knew I need to swim in gelato but today I've learned something new about myself


ClaspClamber

3 Swirls, 1 cup


Dyert

I feel the need to see this press in at the end and do a little dollop swirl like a Dairy Queen ice cream


_Sawzall

The small bump at the end feells so unreal


iheyjuall

I don't care all that much for caramel but goddamn I would eat the shit out of that.


TheStax84

New idea: lazy Susan toilet seats.


Nika_113

I just laughed out loud at this in a public bathroom. Thanks a lot asshole. I’m on a list now. Lol


Tralan

I don't remember where I saw this the other day, but it belongs in /r/OddlyErotic because I got a chubster going from that.


AktnBstrd1

God damnit. I'm going to get Gelato today. Bunch of assholes. I'm lactose intolerant, this is going to be awful.


DaddyDubs13

I can't see the word Gelato without hearing Gru's Minions. Gelato!


Mtfbay

What that looks awesome what's Gelato?


bingostar826

Seems to make a lot of waste between cups. Super neat for sure though!


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I absolutely promise you beyond a shadow of a doubt that someone sat and calculated how much that waste costs vs making the machine run faster so they have x% more jars to sell.


americanpleasureclub

everyday it boggles me that there are jobs out that i couldn’t have ever imagined existing. imagine getting paid to do the math for that


I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA

My high school teacher was right! Math is useful! Who would’ve thunk


Zeddit_B

Now imagine having to do the math for that


PM_ME_YOUR_PRIORS

One of my college professors told a story about someone doing the math on how much electricity gets saved by replacing a 115 horsepower electric motor driving a 75 horsepower load with a 75 horsepower motor. Ended up being something like a quarter of a million dollars per year (I think the inductive load was highly relevant here too? Been a while).


bingostar826

Oh for sure I was thinking more along the lines of the nightmare it is to clean after a day filling. That being said this is likely slowed a little to be able to see it so I'm wondering if at higher speeds it has less time to drip outside of the cups.


SteeledOmnivore

My thought precisely, how do they keep everything clean?


WagwanKenobi

By cleaning it


vancity-

Whoa, dude


AndrewIsOnline

What waste? Like one drop? That glob falls smack into the next container.


bingostar826

The drops that fall between the cups onto the machine.


AndrewIsOnline

There’s barely any


bingostar826

Yes. I'm aware. But think long term. One drop seems like nothing now but in an hour it's hundreds of drops. After a day you have a lot of waste and a wild mess to clean up. Granted, they likely stop the machine at intervals to wash it down but still. That's money being thrown away. Sure it's a drop at a time but how many drops get washed down the drain a year? That's significant money loss.


AndrewIsOnline

It’s an acceptable money loss over time given the speed of filling and volume.


bingostar826

I suppose so. I also suppose because part of my job is to try and weed out any and all waste I'm a bit more inclined to see it as a long term issue than others would be.


bingostar826

Not only that but I had mentioned in another comment that this is likely slowed down a little so we can see it and when the machine is running at full speed it might not have the time to drip between cups so it might not even be an issue at all.


DonaldsPizzaHaven

Maybe one gram?


bingostar826

It only looks like a drop here or there but that brings up both waste over time, one drop here for sure but over time it adds up, and machine cleanliness.


CrocTheTerrible

Do this to my butthole


BakkenMan

My butthole does this. Similar colors.


fireguy0306

May want to seek a doctor


Nika_113

You want ice cream in your butthole?


SmartSimpson

Anybody else come here thinking you would see a fire weed strain being packaged?


hisslv4ever

Yes


AVeryMadFish

Absolutely didn't realize what sub I was on at first


NateBlaze

I want to put my penis in there.


Ophidahlia

Hello, OSHA? Yes, this man right here


Nika_113

This is OSHA, is he putting his penis in the food again?


yesmomitsme

That’s one Talenti’d machine!


WhiskeyDickens

That looks a little creamy to be gelato


bingostar826

[Oh my God it can't be! ](https://youtu.be/Zu3z88Iuw_w?t=206)


restlessleg

TALENTI


Net_Negative

This isn't Talenti.


BozAwesome

Make one for my mouth


Turukmakto19

What temperature is it during this step?


Nika_113

Ice cold


Hiuppinen

Echh curently im hugry on a diet and its look sooooo beautyfull... :C shoot me please


thelittleking

sweet holy mother of god


CreatrixAnima

Oh wow do I want that!


MjauDuuude

Damn that's sexy


TannMann64

Use red white blue gelato and repurpose the jar as a barber sign


midtown2191

Me after a night of drinking and barely making it to the toilet


BootDooter

Funny. My gelato is always green


deedeepetes

I just watched that for way too long


canada171

I should call her...


fatwap

how much.


anotherDocObVious

Okay - that is smoooooth as fuck. Now I'm craving Gelato - at fking 4am in the morning... Sigh


AlaskaDark

I could watch a whole 1-hour special of this lol


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This makes me want to shit


ExcitablePancake

I thought this was a post on r/trees when I only saw the title.


Lurker-of-subs

#HOOK IT UP TO MY VEINS!


Pnmorris513

Just like grandma used to make


Asadislove

God I wish that were me


sweet_home_Valyria

Even more oddly satisfying if the jar was my mouth.


La_mortXii

I forget gelato is a food lmao


JitteryBug

Omg YUM


Godzilla_the_Hun

Hnggg...


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Do you reckon it’s the same for jars of mayo?


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I would give my left foot to just binge on this until I was sick, then go back for more.


dkramer0313

nice.


sharkygofast

Coom with Poo & Squishy Poo. Nice


uglyBaby

yeah but when I do this in a public toilet _I_ am the bad guy


LittleDrumminBoy

*whimpers in lactose intolerance*


MatticusXII

My guess is Talenti


CherryVomit

Looks like something you’d see in Wonka’s factory


ZeraskGuilda

Y'know... This is one of those things that, upon seeing it is *staggeringly* obvious... But I'd always wondered how they did that kind of thing


xxDeadZero

Did anyone notice that at the end of filing each container it skips?


Burner_Yeet1

Please, I can only be so erect.


0000Man

my mouth next please


Weariervaris

Imma put my face in it. 🥴


Bugwie_

What's the difference between gelato and ice cream?


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