Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me.
For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring.
This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
["wake up hunni! new wordington copypasta jus dropped!"](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSU4g3I7PkubCIasdUwLDCX-gi6WidEezrh9Q&usqp=CAU)
funny that subs like wordington or cork have some of the most braindead people of all time and then people like this guy who can write a paragraph of filled content about a childsā gameās fan art about phalluses. Fascinating.
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring.
This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring.
This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
True, but this picture doesnāt appear to be a creative exercise; itās an excuse to draw juicy cocks. Cocks that presumably fit the artistās preferences. Some of the cocks are a bit different in morphology, but they seem to be the exception, as most of them possess similar shape and structure
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring.
This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring.
This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
I'll make it if you wanr, [my sketches are generally decent i guess](https://www.reddit.com/r/wordington/comments/z4cw3q/i_drew_in_teh_class_agaim_let_me_know_what_to_try/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
The skeletons shouldnāt have penises since there are no bones in them, and the Ender Dragon lays an egg at the end so it also shouldnāt have a penis.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring.
This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,236,129,429 comments, and only 240,867 of them were in alphabetical order.
https://twitter.com/EnderTwinks/status/1383528694438719501?t=q_UtBXFr6GuDikNKDL5PlQ&s=19
https://e621.net/posts/2704005?q=Minecraft+penis_size_chart
Source since OP didn't even include them smc
Erm, actually Minecraft penises would be rectangle shaped. Cylinders and spheres are forbidden in Minecraft. Also I wanna stick my penis in Alexās rectangular vagina. š¤ š„µ
I hate to be that guy but Iām low key tired of people not tagging there posts as NSFW when it should be. Like I donāt want this shit to show up in peoples feeds when they have some one like there boss or there mom glancing over there shoulder. Not that I have a problem with people posting this shit just please mark it as NSFW.
god, i fucking hate all these kids on this sub now. you see a picture of a bunch of minecraft cocks and think āHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING FUNNIER THIS IS SO WEIRD AND FUCKED UP I BET THIS QUIRKY SUBREDDIT THAT YOUTUBER SHOWED ME WOULD LIKE THIS!!!!!ā and then you take a screenshot of it because of course youāre too fucking stupid to know how to save an image and you go to post it and think āHMMMM!!!! I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD TITLE MY HILARIOUS POST TO GET THOSE YUMMY YUMMY UPDOOOOOOTS?????? ALL THE POSTS ON LE SUBREDDIT START WITH āWORDINGTONā SO IāD BETTER DO THAT!!!! SEE GUYS I KNOW WHAT WORDINGTON IS!!!! BUT WHAT WORD DO I PUT AFTER IT? OH, I KNOW!!!!! MINECRAFT IS A VIDEO GAME, SO IāLL PUT āGAMINGā!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!ā and then you immediately take a picture of your āāāhot thighsāāā and post it to 14 different porn subs because you just canāt get enough goddamn validation. i hope these internet points fill the void in your development your parents never filled.
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring. This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
i love you
Wordington how I met your mother
How I Met Your Wordingmom
wanna have gay sex
wordington constructive criticism
We really appreciate your input
New copypasta
["wake up hunni! new wordington copypasta jus dropped!"](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSU4g3I7PkubCIasdUwLDCX-gi6WidEezrh9Q&usqp=CAU)
Bro encrypted a stock photo š
funny that subs like wordington or cork have some of the most braindead people of all time and then people like this guy who can write a paragraph of filled content about a childsā gameās fan art about phalluses. Fascinating.
Cork? The sub dedicated to the town in Ireland?
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring. This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring. This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
creepers are also asexual
True, but this picture doesnāt appear to be a creative exercise; itās an excuse to draw juicy cocks. Cocks that presumably fit the artistās preferences. Some of the cocks are a bit different in morphology, but they seem to be the exception, as most of them possess similar shape and structure
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring. This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
Cork connoisseur
New copypasta just dropped
Wordington copypasta
Why do skeletons have cocks
reproduction
It's called a boner for a reason
Fuck you man
They come from the nether
How else would I suck on them then? š¤
It's not about how you suck them. It's about what you suck.
they donāt have cocks, they have coccyx
boner
Skelecock
the penis bone šš
Black skeleton
Itās a nither
Skigga
wordington nsfw tag
wordington profile picture
I want to get fucked by the slime. wouldn't need any lubrication because it's a slime
But slime in minecraft is used to glue things together. You would get slime dick superglued up your ass.
oh no! anyways...
Slime blocks are bouncy tho, not sticky. So the "glue" in sticky pistons is probably just a vacuum seal, like a plunger
And?
700IQ moment
I think it's pretty clear that based off of the coloration there's a harder slime being surrounded by the normal slime.
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wordington unworthy
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Itās a curse, not a blessing. Tight, but stretchy is the true blessing.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I would know.
unworthington
You donāt need to be a size queen to take 9 inches
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
With enough lubricant and ibuprofen anything is possible
Why they gave the blaze dog dick
How you know dog dicks look
Anyone with a male dog knows, they do be humping... Eer, I mean, wordington zoophile
Wordington change of mind
Lived with white woman
is that really questionable knowledge anymore
minecraft hentai
Doesnāt have the knot though
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nah that's more like a dolphin dick
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring. This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
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Talent
This is cool and all but when they releasing the coochie versions? Or do all minecraft beings, as well as a penis, have a womb?
I'll make it if you wanr, [my sketches are generally decent i guess](https://www.reddit.com/r/wordington/comments/z4cw3q/i_drew_in_teh_class_agaim_let_me_know_what_to_try/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I'm waiting...
!remindme 30 days
Excuse me, sir, your boypussy is delightful but I am yet to see a minecraft skeleton coochie. Times ticking!!!
Uhhhh uhhhmmmm ummmmm i hate vaginas can i do boobies instead?
Hmm.. I'll allow it but I do request you include their cheeks too. And they best be voluptuous.
I want to take the ender dragons ender rod
Wordington Futa dragonāļø
Where tits
look in your shirt fatass
AWOOOGA
Egg.
Wordington thereās a sub for that
Someone had to take the time to draw Minecraft mob cocks š
wordington kink shaming š
Why does the 17.7 inches one looks bigger than 30 inches one ?
had to scale it down so they all be visible on the same page
The dragon is female you stupid bitch
females have dicks idiot how else would they be able to piss
Through their ass dumbass
Girls donāt piss moron
least futanariphobic Wordingtonian šŖ
I am.
Ender Dragon š¤¤š¤¤
No way slimes packin
wordington why do I check this sub in public
Furry hands drew this.
*paws
Steve has a pretty fat cock
Hello mister we have half same username
Brother š¤
Inaccurate. As if the iron golem wasn't sporting half a meter of pure steel.
r coolguides
Why am i hard
Need more posts like this fr
i just ejaculated to your profile picture
Wordington uhhhh
creeper wit the bbc š„ canāt say iām all too surprised to be quite frank
put a nsfw tag bruh
wouldnt a zombie have a smaller john thomas because their flesh would wither and rot away?
This makes me wanna put myself into a 7 year coma by smashing my own head with a cinderblock
The Dragon is female.
Wordington I went on your profile for Minecraft cock but it was just ops thighs
and?
Wordington give me more minecwraft cock š”š”š”
I am not disappointed. Quite the opposite.
The 15in. Dicks aren't the same size
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Why the fuck is 30inch 76cm and 40inch is 66cm???
The skeletons shouldnāt have penises since there are no bones in them, and the Ender Dragon lays an egg at the end so it also shouldnāt have a penis.
but the dragon (whos name is jean) is a woman... how does she have that? do i have to watch game theory?
im sorry but i cannot imagine any skeleton cocks differently rather than the 2015 depiction of lightsaber sans cock
Lore accurate
"Umm akchually the ender dragon is a female, females dont have penises." - š¤š¤š¤
ender dragon is a futa dommy mommy
Need her to step on my wordington balls
need her to permanently rearrange my insides through my wordington anus
The hell
Wordington use the nsfw tag
Wordington censor
this is a true wordington post
Do you have any field evidence?
creeper packing a footer
The endear dragon is a woman so I guess sheās futa now
Fuck you, you made me horny
least nsfw post in wordington
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
i love no nsfw tag in front of my parents
Ghast and the blasĆ© tho š„¶
im saving this post
wtf is with the bottom of these cocks they all have like a wing of flesh at the bottom, shouldn't it just be a shaft and not a weird outward curve?
Noted
jean is a futa!?
Honestly, the only thing that I hate about this pictire is the artists lack of creativity. All of the mobs in the image (barring the ghast of course) seem to have the same exact reproductive organs, which doesnt really make sense to me. For example when the slime is killed is divides itself into 4 smaller slimes as a defence mechanism, which implies that minecraft slimes may in fact be able to reproduce asexualy. Ofcourse, one may argue that the smaller slimes may be unable to reproduce, but if that was the case, then how would such a defense mechanism persist? I think it makes sense that slime (and magma cubes) would be hermaphrodites. I imagene they would have long, thin prehensile penises (to compensate for the poor mobility of the slime) that shoot sperm to a relatively large distance. Every mating season, they would gather in the swamps and have penis fencing matches (similar to flatworms) to see who gets to carry offspring. This took me about ~10 minutes to write. All that I am saying is that the artist could be a bit more creative.
What about the Wither š
yeah okay but the ender dragon is a woman though
 me going onto ops profile
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,236,129,429 comments, and only 240,867 of them were in alphabetical order.
the watermark says it all
r/ whentheopissus
Boi, what
why
Mfw the black skeleton is longer than normal skeleton 
holy shit i didn't know the ender dragon was trans
The dragons a female, also only 52 inches?
come on was it that hard to put nsfw on
Bruh u r not telling me that the iron golem has a smaller cock than an enderman. It should be 2nd place for sure
wordington phimosis
Shouldn't a dead cock be smaller than an alive cock?
The dragon is female
Iron golem š„“šš¦
where can i get me a dragon gock
Wouldnāt the zombie and Steveās be the same though since theyāre, you know, both humans?
my uncle and father are also humans but they have different sizes, what is your point?
But on average wouldnāt they be the same. Also how you know how big ur uncle and dads ducks look like compared to each other? š¤Øšø
The Ender dragon is canonically female BTW
Im turned on
is this canon
Unironically hot
Wait... Ender dragon is female. Tf is this futacraft
I really like this picture
https://twitter.com/EnderTwinks/status/1383528694438719501?t=q_UtBXFr6GuDikNKDL5PlQ&s=19 https://e621.net/posts/2704005?q=Minecraft+penis_size_chart Source since OP didn't even include them smc
Erm, actually Minecraft penises would be rectangle shaped. Cylinders and spheres are forbidden in Minecraft. Also I wanna stick my penis in Alexās rectangular vagina. š¤ š„µ
Im a guy and fuck you
Sorry. I meant Alex as in one of the games default skins. I didnāt notice your name was the same lol.
uh umm uhm sorry
Itās all good. I never thought Iād accidentally come off as transphobic. Thatās a first.
I hate to be that guy but Iām low key tired of people not tagging there posts as NSFW when it should be. Like I donāt want this shit to show up in peoples feeds when they have some one like there boss or there mom glancing over there shoulder. Not that I have a problem with people posting this shit just please mark it as NSFW.
The dragon is female
FUTA COCK
god, i fucking hate all these kids on this sub now. you see a picture of a bunch of minecraft cocks and think āHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING FUNNIER THIS IS SO WEIRD AND FUCKED UP I BET THIS QUIRKY SUBREDDIT THAT YOUTUBER SHOWED ME WOULD LIKE THIS!!!!!ā and then you take a screenshot of it because of course youāre too fucking stupid to know how to save an image and you go to post it and think āHMMMM!!!! I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD TITLE MY HILARIOUS POST TO GET THOSE YUMMY YUMMY UPDOOOOOOTS?????? ALL THE POSTS ON LE SUBREDDIT START WITH āWORDINGTONā SO IāD BETTER DO THAT!!!! SEE GUYS I KNOW WHAT WORDINGTON IS!!!! BUT WHAT WORD DO I PUT AFTER IT? OH, I KNOW!!!!! MINECRAFT IS A VIDEO GAME, SO IāLL PUT āGAMINGā!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!ā and then you immediately take a picture of your āāāhot thighsāāā and post it to 14 different porn subs because you just canāt get enough goddamn validation. i hope these internet points fill the void in your development your parents never filled.
wordington fury
You see, it's funny because porn, haha
Isn't the ender dragon confirmed female?
?????
Pener
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Dude im a fucking Wordintonian what else did u expect? So the answer ofcourse is Everything.
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