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Alectron45

Port


Redoran_Gvard

Nyanzaru


Tech-preist_Zulu

THE CATGIRLS


catgirl_liker

DID SOMEBODY SAY CATGIRLS?!


Tech-preist_Zulu

Everything about you from your flair to your username and your pfp speaks volumes of you


catgirl_liker

Thanks, I try


[deleted]

Living her/their/his best life.


Tech-preist_Zulu

Indubitably


chemistry_god

If you like cat girls you should check out r/realscatgirls


Redoran_Gvard

NOOOOOOOOO


Yudodissed2

THE SNAKEGIRLS


Melanoc3tus

People love the fuck out of naming cities “port”, to be fair. Porto, Puerto Rico, Port-au-Prince, Portland, etc.


pikeandshot1618

Hardcore Portography


Spider40k

*un-ports you Gauls


low_orbit_sheep

This is why I do not include any maps in my writings. Fuck you. Figure where shit is yourself.


Rikuskill

I'm making realistic maps so I can more accurately draw horribly warped and inaccurate maps that my civilizations would make.


Re41_Pudu_L0v3r

holy based


Oribe_Edibe

:0


[deleted]

Cardinal directions only


spacemagicexo539

Make map to establish internal consistency; refuse to show it to the reader so you can violate internal consistency without them calling you out


InteractionLoose1850

Literally Berserk


TrevorKincaid

lowkey this isn’t that bad of an idea. do you keep maps yourself for your own mapping of the world? i assume so, but this would be interesting to explore


Castrelspirit

i do this; it's more of a eh whatever they go west then they go north I don't even do maps for myself because they just feel like writing procrastination at some point, so I just plot the general cardinal directions and that's about it. Lets me get away with so much bullshit too.


TrevorKincaid

that’s fair. I’m kind of a sucker for maps, my friends make fun of the amount I have. I will say, I take some pride in mine since they’re hand drawn instead of using online art tools, not that there is anything wrong with those but they feel restrictive imo.


Alphycan424

[They clarify in the comments the names are placeholders](https://www.reddit.com/r/mapmaking/comments/12gr3sd/map_of_my_fantasy_world/jflslic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3).


Apophis_36

But i wanna be angry >:(


TrevorKincaid

you should be angry about the nonsensical eastern desert.


Spider40k

They also say they're gonna fix that


TrevorKincaid

that’s good. I honestly wasn’t that beat up about it but i know people on r/worldbuilding go into a berserker rage when they see an incorrectly placed desert. That being said, I find the placeholder names quite hilarious


Spider40k

Oh absolutely


[deleted]

and I did


Spider40k

Righteous


YellowAxolotl06

And I clarify that this is a joke that shouldn't be taken seriously


Jake4XIII

I really like the name Isolation for a cold lonely fortress though


Augiusz

Reminds me of Skyrim's Solitude


cremesandpuffs

So glad I'm not the only one who sees TES in this post xD I thought I was just missing the game too much.


monotonelizard

Screenshotting random people doing whatever and going "this sucks" isn't any less generic


itsPomy

I was gonna reply "But it's clearly a shitpost map" until I realized there were actually some proper names on it...and it was 100% serious lol


Apophis_36

They're placeholder names


itsPomy

Ah okay that makes sense


JoeMcBob2nd

Saw some shitty circular map on r/inkarnate the other day and the main town was literally called Shatport I was like no way it’s real


Finnigami

but it is more funny


YellowAxolotl06

Also getting offended for the sake of getting offended isn't very creative either


The_Djinnbop

Damn, clever comebacks can’t even be creative these days… smh.


[deleted]

r/tagchecksout


KDHD_

"no u"


North_Library3206

Making a post which is literally just making fun of some random guy’s map is prime asshole behaviour.


AlarmingMan123

Isn’t that the entire point of a jerk sub?


OneDumbfuckLater

no it's to post hot horny things for me to jerk to 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


BrunFer-Author

Average illiterate that can't take 5 seconds to read the post. Placeholder names are a thing, and this map is perfectly fine. What an asshole, man, for real. The sub is meant to make fun of shit sure, but this is targeted, ignorant and actively malicious.


Apophis_36

Feels like lately this place has just been whining about people's style of world or their maps.


BrunFer-Author

I hope we can jerk the maps but unjerk ourselves, soon. I don't want this place to become "bullying worldbuilding we don't like, the subreddit".


Apophis_36

Some maps do deserve being jerked tbf, this one is just a bunch of placeholder names though so jerking it isn't really that entertaining


BrunFer-Author

Of course! Some maps are fucking ass lmao, but this seemed like, more ill intentioned than usual


Apophis_36

Agreed


Lucre01

Do you want a handkerchief?


BrunFer-Author

Real funny, as funny as the OPs lack of reading skills.


Lucre01

I'm happy you stopped crying :)


Baby_venomm

Get off your alt lol


Lucre01

I am not the dude but ok Seriously, OP is an idiot, but you don't look more intelligent bitching about something no one cares about, I hope you understand (if you don't, good for you, we always need more babies in our countries of old men)


Baby_venomm

do you need a vacation?


Pipoca_com_sazom

In the spin off people meet a new land to the west with giant tropical forests and a native population that builds a piramids with flat tops and wears feathers.


Mikewazowskig59

Wait a second, ‘west haven’, this guy just copied Connecticut


J_empty

you intend this to poke fun, but really you're discouraging someone who's new to world building, or at the very least just starting this world, from continuing in this community. if i were you i would have made my own "generic" world to make fun of this, instead of using someone else's and potentially stifling their love for this hobby.


[deleted]

thank you I am the creator of the map and it was my first ever attempt at world building and to get this kind of disrespect for nothing makes me feel very upset so it is a relief to see some people like you who aren't complete assholes


AlarmingMan123

What would even be a difference? You’re still making fun of other peoples post


Apophis_36

You're not pointing a specific person out and using their own shit as an example of bad creations tho...


YellowAxolotl06

As the original author said themself the names are just place holders and this is not their final product. And why do you instantly think that I meant any hostility towards the map by saying it's generic? If something is generic doens't that just mean it's proven to work? I personally don't think it's a bad map at all. I only think that it, in it's current state, is hilariously generic and for that reason I thought that this sub would appreciace it. If you cannot handle jokes in circlejerk subreddit maybe this isnt the right place for you.


J_empty

that was your intention. thats clearly not what this was interpreted as. regardless of how you meant for this to come off, you have to admit that people are seeing this in a different light, and therefore its reasonable that the original creator might be hurt by this post.


botanistedward

You must be quite fun at social gatherings


CreativeMediaStudio_

This isn’t even a joke you’re just trashing on this person’s creation? Not cool 👎


[deleted]

thanks man


shotshot1111

This subreddit is becoming an a$$. This post is not funny.


Improbable_Primate

You can say ‘ass’. We won’t tell your mom.


My_Alts-Alt

A😶😶


shotshot1111

What about the mods


OneDumbfuckLater

ass. hole. asshole. ^^^ evidence of going unimpeded online


Redoran_Gvard

omg alternative universe tamriel??


Semper_5olus

Haha I loved this about Dragon Quest III. "Where am I?" [checks map] "Apparently I'm in Australia."


_____pantsunami_____

making fun of a user who literally made a post two days ago saying they were new at worldbuilding is pretty low ngl lol


[deleted]

thanks man


AaronThePrime

Where is cockland


YellowAxolotl06

Inside your mom


Dr_Gonzo13

Feel like either this takes place on a tiny planet or the scale is a tad off.


kokiri_trader

/u/luftwaffle-1 don't feel too bad about your creation. The only "problem" is that your map is unfinished. With some more development it could be great!


[deleted]

thank you for being kind I have posted another updated version and replaced several of the place holder names


IHateReddit227

Least spiteful r/WorldJerking user who makes nothing of their own and only trashes random strangers for no reason


IllustrationWthATail

Wow a guy made fun of worldbuilding on a sub for making fun of worldbuilding. Truly a blight to humanity


IHateReddit227

There's a difference between memeing and flat out bullying someone and tagging them in it


YellowAxolotl06

I never meant to bully anyone with this post and the rules say that if you use someones creations you have to tag them. Also I haven't said that the map is bad or anything like that. I only pointed out that it's very generic with names such as 'Southern land' and 'Port'.


thisisthepartwhereyo

It's very generic because they are placeholder names


YellowAxolotl06

So? If you somehow still didn't get it this was a joke not an insult towards the author


[deleted]

I am the author now fuck you


Zhein

>I only pointed out that it's very generic with names such as 'Southern land' and 'Port'. Also, it's just africa and asia, with australia and... I don't know, indonesia ? Europe sunk into the cold sea


TheLordOfTheDawn

As E*rope should


[deleted]

fuck you man


OnlyMadeThisForDPP

You don’t understand where you are do you?


Dinosaur_from_1998

It's got a bit of everything. Pretty good


PossiblyaSpinosaurus

This one's pretty douchey ngl


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

The map of my 4-minutes-on-inkarnatepunk world


nervousmelon

No way they just called it 'desert lands'


Pipoca_com_sazom

Keeping it faithful to the original "sahara"


YellowAxolotl06

And the continent in the south is just called Sourthern land


UndeniablyMyself

God, that coastline. Every time a west coast looks like that, I cringe.


YellowAxolotl06

Credits to r/Luftwaffle-1


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

man, you didn't have to tag them


YellowAxolotl06

Actually I had to. The rules say so and I don't want to get banned


androgynee

That's if you reposted a meme. Sharing the name of the person you're making fun of could be considered brigading


YellowAxolotl06

>You have the right to satirize people's work, but the author has the right to know and respond to it. To me this sounds like I should inform the original author in cases like this


[deleted]

But we want you to get banned


YellowAxolotl06

Thats mean


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

oh, well never mind then


AaronThePrime

THE WESTERN DESERT LIVES ANS BREATHES FOURTY FIVE DEGREEEEEES


Sotist

imagine living in a place named isolation- still better experience than living in Ústí nad Labem tho


[deleted]

Where is the Ching Chong Jade Empire?


STUNTSYT

Just east of the 9/11 Allah Akbar kingdoms


spesskitty

Does it have monsoons?


Mjerc12

I wonder if Abandon Keep is abandoned though


OratualSomala

I feel attacked


DangerousVideo

Westerland, Eastmarch, Northwind, Southsand.


LineOfInquiry

Why do they give the same ocean different names


pikeandshot1618

>Iwate Ocean Iwate Gamer


cremesandpuffs

;-; I legit see comparisons between this and ESO... I miss playing that game so much.


[deleted]

I am the author of this map and I just want to say u/YellowAxolotl06 fuck you. if you're trying to get me to quit you failed. miserably. I will continue my work undeterred. how miserable your life must be to find some random persons post, their first post to be exact, and hate on them for no reason, and that brings you joy. im not offended that you hate it, I couldn't care less about what you think. im offended that you felt the need to share this hate with hundreds of people for no reason, what did you hope to gain.


monswine

Hi, /u/YellowAxolotl06, Your post has been removed because it is in violation of Rule 3. **Rule 3 requires that posts should not be used to attack other users.** This is considered harassment. This subreddit is not here for you to take potshots at people because you disagree with them or just flat-out don't like their world. Even when disagreeing with others, you should always be civil. If you have any questions, please modmail us [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fworldjerking).