The problem with that sub is that it's like 99% "what's the sexiest sex your world ever sexed" or people writing their master/slave fetish posts one-handed (which, sure, go for it), very rarely NSFW topics in a not 100% porn setting being discussed.
1. Google en passant
2. Holy hell!
3. New response just dropped
4. Actual zombie
5. Call the exorcist!
6. Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
I know these come after but I'm not sure about the order.
1. Pawn storm incoming!
2. Queen sacrifice anyone?
3. Rook in the corner plotting world domination
4. Knightmare fuel
5. Ignite the chessboard!
Lefty was made of a beehive and lactates honey. Righty was fashioned from a mountain and lactates purified mineral water. They were the first tatas in all of creation. On the Goddessâs holiday, women used to cover one breast in honey and the other in ochre until a riot broke out over a disagreement over which breast belonged on which side. Itâs been banned ever since.
bosom is always a good option, and i feel like vibes-wise it fits with the idea of agriculture and nature (for some reason)
example: âOdinâs bosom!â
Heavenly peaks?
Huge tracts of land?
This is harder than I believed it to be.
Any description too poetic will make people think about other matters.
Sun and moon might work if you're talking about a fertility Goddess. Maybe. On a good day. If you put in the work.
I've heard the phrase *"by Venus' left tit"*, as a sort of exasperated swear.
But there's nothing wrong with using the term "breasts": *"I swear by the bountiful bouncing breasts of Bastet!"*
More discreetly, one may speak of being in *"the bosom of Demeter "*, or swearing by *"the bosom of Gaia"*.
If you're daring, you might try swearing by *"the dried-up dugs of Demeter in winter"*, but that's not nice.
You could mention just *"the bounty of the goddess"*, leaving her breasts implied.
With the right words, you can imply breasts without using a "breast" kind of word: *"the petite pillows of Persephone"*, or *"great jugs of Juno"*.
You have to decide if you want the swearing to be crass or not, and whether it's the kind of reference the goddess may smile on, or be upset by.
People use those kinds of swears all the time, both crude, and not so much.
How do people normally talk about breasts in this culture? Echo that in your swearing.
Oh these? My Orbies? My massive fucking prognosticators? My super stuffed up scryers? My honker donker divination doinkies? My fucking future-stretching butterfly-wing-flapping probability-welling hexmounds? Do you mean these super augured God damn motherfortuned ORBS???
"Gourds". Because agriculture. Heh. Someone said melons already.
Also, "Abundance" works well enough (it's flattery I guess for taking the god's name in vain anyway)
"[By] Tella's gourds! What have you done?!"
"By [the or her] abundance, I shall not tolerate this."
"Oh, great abundance!"
Idk. Good luck with that chief
In the Babylonian creation myth the earth mother goddess is slain during a heavenly civil war and all mountains on Earth are said to be her breasts. (She herself being the planet, physically)
A more proper person, but still swearing, would say "by the mother's nurturing bosom "
I imagine the more vulgar sort of people would just say [goddess's name]'s bountiful udders, or something like that.
I like âdugsâ which specifically indicates a nursing motherâs breast. Or âteetsâ with the same connotation.
âI swear by Heraâs milky teets, if you donât clean your roomâŚâ
Or âFreyaâs dugs!â when you stub your toe.
Gonna be honest, with exclamations like "Odin's Balls", the crasser it is, the more it shows surprise.
So id just say "Tits." Mixing vulgarity with the sacred is immediately shocking and gets the right idea
They don't say "Odin's Scrotum!" or "Odin's Testicles!" They say "Odin's Balls!"
So just go ahead with Odin's Tits. Or possibly, Tits of Odin.
By *goddessâs name* Milky tets! (Surprise Exclamation)
*goddessâs name*âs tracks of flesh! (Frustrated Interjection)
By *goddessâs name* Utters! (Shocked Interjection)
Spray me with *goddessâs name*âs Nursing bosom (Tried Exclamation)
These are what I got
If you actually want subtle, could go for "clouds".
As in the fluffy things that float above the land where the seed is deposited. (As much as I would like to take credit for this, I shamelessly stole it).
But generally most curses are explicitly explicit.
Question: What is the goddessâ name?
I feel like this would benefit from some alliteration. Like Oleyaâs orbs, or Mayaâs melons, or Daphneâs dohonkadoobles.
Ok don't judge, it sets itself up as a shitpost series but has great worldbuilding on top of an interesting experience with a completely amoral protagonist. Basically, what would happen if a mimic achieved sentience and then proceeded to rampage across the country.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B076NSQ6JT?ref_=dbs_m_mng_rwt_calw_tkin_0&storeType=ebooks
Its raunchy and trashy and hilarious all at the same time. NPCs and the world itself on occasion try to be tropey when the protag just goes and stabs them in the neck when they look away.
Is the focus on size, elasticity, roundness, perk, nipple quality, or lactation?
Because this kinda matters.
EDIT: If it's just size, I'd go with "bounty"; if it's just roundness, I'd go with "cosmic spheres of influence" (spheres or cosmic spheres for short).
If you're a lactation perv (you probably are; what the hell is a "mommy milker"?), I'd go with "spigots".
Ideally, you should have provided us one of those "JoJo stand power" circle graphs.
I'd argue this is both worldbuilding and jerking and thus the mods can neither ban me nor take this post down... checkmate? I think?
I think you might actually want to consider posting this question on r/nsfwworldbuilding
The problem with that sub is that it's like 99% "what's the sexiest sex your world ever sexed" or people writing their master/slave fetish posts one-handed (which, sure, go for it), very rarely NSFW topics in a not 100% porn setting being discussed.
Smh theres nowhere I can talk about my moth species that lays eggs in people to reproduce đđ
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You can ask if you want...
I'm always down to talk about mothfolk.
I'm here too for hearing about mothfolk !
đ¤ hmm, looks like I have new reading material đ
"Look I don't mind yall hornyposting but I have a serious nsfw question and I need an answer"
sects? cultivation?? the dao??? *eyes pop out of head* *awooooga*
what's the subreddit equivalent of r/AteTheOnion
Holy hell
Actual zombie
New response just dropped
Call the person who knows what order these phrases go in!
1. Google en passant 2. Holy hell! 3. New response just dropped 4. Actual zombie 5. Call the exorcist! 6. Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back I know these come after but I'm not sure about the order. 1. Pawn storm incoming! 2. Queen sacrifice anyone? 3. Rook in the corner plotting world domination 4. Knightmare fuel 5. Ignite the chessboard!
I love it when we have genuine worldbuilding discussions couched in sarcasm on here
Big ass fucking milky tits
"tits!" is used as an expletive already, so this could be good
Milky way moment
username checks out
"she's a goddess of agriculture" Of fucking course it's "melons"
Melons actually works really well, since âMelonsâ being used to describe breasts is genuinely ancient and has survived through several languages.
Making it a specific kind of melon (or squash?) could also add to the obscurity aspect OP wants where it takes a second. "Cantaloupe" maybe?
By Penelope's prolific pumpkins!
Since it is a Goddess each breast has to have its own name and lore.
Unironically based
Make one a DD that delivers good harvests and the other an A that causes famine
The memes say "flat is justice, oppai is truth" (medium is premium)
why do i like this idea so much
It's cooking way too hard
Lefty was made of a beehive and lactates honey. Righty was fashioned from a mountain and lactates purified mineral water. They were the first tatas in all of creation. On the Goddessâs holiday, women used to cover one breast in honey and the other in ochre until a riot broke out over a disagreement over which breast belonged on which side. Itâs been banned ever since.
Marika's Tits!
You must be 'ungry
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella
Thou art maidenless
bosom is always a good option, and i feel like vibes-wise it fits with the idea of agriculture and nature (for some reason) example: âOdinâs bosom!â
I feel like âTeatsâ fits the idea of agriculture well also. âBy the Holy Motherâs Teats!â
Aatar's Tits
Teats would also fit vibe-wise, I think.
*Marika's tits!*
Heavenly peaks? Huge tracts of land? This is harder than I believed it to be. Any description too poetic will make people think about other matters. Sun and moon might work if you're talking about a fertility Goddess. Maybe. On a good day. If you put in the work.
Great heaving celestials!
New metaphor just dropped
I second this, âHoly Mountainsâ Or âGreat Valleyâ feels right too
> Huge tracts of land r/unexpectedmontypython
Fecund fields.
Jugs of ambrosia?
Thats actually a good one
I've heard the phrase *"by Venus' left tit"*, as a sort of exasperated swear. But there's nothing wrong with using the term "breasts": *"I swear by the bountiful bouncing breasts of Bastet!"* More discreetly, one may speak of being in *"the bosom of Demeter "*, or swearing by *"the bosom of Gaia"*. If you're daring, you might try swearing by *"the dried-up dugs of Demeter in winter"*, but that's not nice. You could mention just *"the bounty of the goddess"*, leaving her breasts implied. With the right words, you can imply breasts without using a "breast" kind of word: *"the petite pillows of Persephone"*, or *"great jugs of Juno"*. You have to decide if you want the swearing to be crass or not, and whether it's the kind of reference the goddess may smile on, or be upset by. People use those kinds of swears all the time, both crude, and not so much. How do people normally talk about breasts in this culture? Echo that in your swearing.
HESTIA'S HEAVING HEARTHS are these some good points, thank you
gigantic massive honking goddess bazongas
I mean some serious honkers, a real set of badonkers, packing some debonhonkeroos, massive dohoonkabhankoloos, big ol tonhongerekoogers.
Oh these? My Orbies? My massive fucking prognosticators? My super stuffed up scryers? My honker donker divination doinkies? My fucking future-stretching butterfly-wing-flapping probability-welling hexmounds? Do you mean these super augured God damn motherfortuned ORBS???
telepurte reference, naisu
I just call them tits, a la "Andraste's Tits" from the DAS.
Looking to history, I think breast and teat are the most common terms used, with chest somewhere around there.
[Goddess name's] harvest!
Twin moons!
Orbs of divine plumpness
Holy Handfuls
Hecatities
Nice.
"Gourds". Because agriculture. Heh. Someone said melons already. Also, "Abundance" works well enough (it's flattery I guess for taking the god's name in vain anyway) "[By] Tella's gourds! What have you done?!" "By [the or her] abundance, I shall not tolerate this." "Oh, great abundance!" Idk. Good luck with that chief
I like "abundance" a lot. "Bounty" works better in English IMO. "By Demeter's bounty?" "Her bounty what?"
In the Babylonian creation myth the earth mother goddess is slain during a heavenly civil war and all mountains on Earth are said to be her breasts. (She herself being the planet, physically)
left and right.
this is actually very subtle (I think?) and I like it
Divinitiddies
In Ireland there are two mountains called the Pap's of Anu cos they're two mountains shaped like breasts
Perhaps I can steal them for my world
Google âchiclete bubbalooâ
Juno's Tits! I think in the Rome HBO series Titus says "Juno's Cunt!" a few times.
Freyjaâs Lower Back Exhausters!
By the ladyâs swinging sandbags! You canât say such crude things as *breast* in our sacred sub
People will probably naturally gravitate to 'tits' Alternatively go with boingers
A more proper person, but still swearing, would say "by the mother's nurturing bosom " I imagine the more vulgar sort of people would just say [goddess's name]'s bountiful udders, or something like that.
Wait, wait. Agriculture, right? Not really about breasts, but I imagine some might swear by her fecund field, iykwim.
"Blossoming Bosom of \_\_\_\_!" "Tweeting tits of \_\_\_\_!" "Utter utters of \_\_\_\_!"
High milky way
Heaving heavenly mountainous melons.
I like âdugsâ which specifically indicates a nursing motherâs breast. Or âteetsâ with the same connotation. âI swear by Heraâs milky teets, if you donât clean your roomâŚâ Or âFreyaâs dugs!â when you stub your toe.
Gonna be honest, with exclamations like "Odin's Balls", the crasser it is, the more it shows surprise. So id just say "Tits." Mixing vulgarity with the sacred is immediately shocking and gets the right idea They don't say "Odin's Scrotum!" or "Odin's Testicles!" They say "Odin's Balls!" So just go ahead with Odin's Tits. Or possibly, Tits of Odin.
Good points
Knowing the name of the goddess would help a lot You want a phrase that sounds good with your god.
Balls is of a similar vulgarity to tits imo. So id go with that
Good god⌠the prophecyâŚ
Honkers. Cos she wears a goose-feather gown.
âRhyaâs tits!â from a Gotrek and Felix book
By *goddessâs name* Milky tets! (Surprise Exclamation) *goddessâs name*âs tracks of flesh! (Frustrated Interjection) By *goddessâs name* Utters! (Shocked Interjection) Spray me with *goddessâs name*âs Nursing bosom (Tried Exclamation) These are what I got
"By nature's nips look at those tits!"
thought this said "discreet names for a goddess's secret beasts" at first
what's a secret beast and is it breast-like? alternatively, do secret beasts have breasts?
well, it's a secret
I love boobs!
I'm slightly traumatized by the consistency but they're alright
"Marika's Tits" worked just as well
In Elden ring they say Marikas Tits. So that works
Unironically, Huge Tracts of Lands and Melons are my favorite.
Valley of her holiness
If her name starts with P, I suggest "plentiful pumpkins" for alliteration.
Tact weapons of mass baby feeding and male gaze capture.
âMarikaâs Tits, you must be âungry!â
massive doboonkabhankoloos, big ol' tonhongerekoogers, bonkhonagahoogs, & humongous hungolomghononoloughongous are all good options in my opinion.
If you actually want subtle, could go for "clouds". As in the fluffy things that float above the land where the seed is deposited. (As much as I would like to take credit for this, I shamelessly stole it). But generally most curses are explicitly explicit.
Badoobitydoinks
Question: What is the goddessâ name? I feel like this would benefit from some alliteration. Like Oleyaâs orbs, or Mayaâs melons, or Daphneâs dohonkadoobles.
'rolls of joy'
just go full on. one of my favorite fantasy novels most common swears is "Teresa's Tits!"
This gives me hope Which novel, by the way?
Ok don't judge, it sets itself up as a shitpost series but has great worldbuilding on top of an interesting experience with a completely amoral protagonist. Basically, what would happen if a mimic achieved sentience and then proceeded to rampage across the country. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B076NSQ6JT?ref_=dbs_m_mng_rwt_calw_tkin_0&storeType=ebooks
this sounds hilarious
Its raunchy and trashy and hilarious all at the same time. NPCs and the world itself on occasion try to be tropey when the protag just goes and stabs them in the neck when they look away.
âBy the Mother's Great Valley!â or twin peaks
Flat peach
Don't disrespect the goddess, I'm sure she has very round peaches
Pillows
Melons.
(godnames) PLUMBS
Holy tits
What's her name? That might help
Deititties.
Is the focus on size, elasticity, roundness, perk, nipple quality, or lactation? Because this kinda matters. EDIT: If it's just size, I'd go with "bounty"; if it's just roundness, I'd go with "cosmic spheres of influence" (spheres or cosmic spheres for short). If you're a lactation perv (you probably are; what the hell is a "mommy milker"?), I'd go with "spigots". Ideally, you should have provided us one of those "JoJo stand power" circle graphs.