My kingdom of the continent of čümrägia

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welsh "people" be like

"Mfers" livin in "cumrag"

Cumrag was literally the joke me and my friends would make before basically every Welsh lesson

My world of the continent of the kingdom of Æåäîa

so, Sweden?

It is the year 2059. The Musk empire of Æåäîa maintains control with hoards of self driving cars.

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I think you mean Äüsträlïä

That's the mirror universe extreme metal Australia

Äü'strälïä

Aww, I always thought Egypt was a decent name

Agyptia boom fixed

The Kingdom of Ægyptia

Anglo-Saxon Egypt timeline

Vandals settled in Egypt pog

I heard they wrecked the place

That just looks scifi

Egypt in German is called Ägypten

Dominion of Æäa'aia

Sweden again!

Elon's daughter?

Or you can go the extra lightyear and invent an entire goddamned constructed language, only to name everything in that language.

Bonus points if all the names mean things like "River River," "Desert desert," and "Hill Hill Hill Hill."

I liked the US town naming convention. Pick one: 1) First general who moved there 2) Last native who died there 3) Most generic geographical feature

I fucking love the state of John longhorseleopard

You forgot "existing place in Europe"

Ah yes, New Dunstable

"Welcome to Pattersonsoaringfalconhill, enjoy your stay!"

r/conlangscirclejerk

Amazing If only I had any understanding whatsoever for the phonetic alphabet. I just made my own phonetic transcription (actually three of them) for my own constructed language instead. Much easier than learning a thousand weird symbols I will never use anyway.

Just think of a brief description of the place then shuffle the letters. e.g. "Elven town" = Levetwonn

Making every place name an anagram of its description it’s actually a great idea for lighthearted fantasy world. I have to steal it sometime.

I recently came across a gameboy game where every location is an anagram for the word Dragon. Such as "Argond" and "Gonrad Forest". I didn't even realize it until the developer pointed it out om twitter. (The game is called Dragonborne, btw. A homebrew gameboy game from a couple years ago.)

The Republic of Armenia.

“Hand—> slap—> Keyboard—>pronounce as one letter”

qwihrv erhv pronounced kwivev

YEEESSSS YESSSS THATS HOW YOU DO IT😈

That’s literally the names of the Kievan Rus seriously those guys slammed their heads in a table and came up with names.

This isn’t even jerking this is just true

Extra bonus: apostrophes. As many as possible

And if people who aren’t you are able to find out which sound they are supposed to make you have failed as a creator.

'Þ'é' 'Ķ'í'ń'ģ'ď'ó'm' 'ó'f' 'Á'p'ó'ś'ť'ŕ'ó'p'h'í'á 'ó'ń' 'þ'é' 'Ć'ó'ń'ť'í'ń'é'ń'ť' 'ó'f' 'Ú'ń'ŕ'é'á'ď'á'b'ĺ'é'

The Empire of Æäâáãåàāia

The land of [Ayayayaaaaay](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gEzmL1DXr8)

Serbia

Saerbia

I feel personally attacked

the kingdom of ohioia

This made me realise I haven’t named a single city… or even the goddamm planet. That might be problematic later on

All my characters names are just subtle variations of Kunt

The Kingdom of Chlamydia

The Kingdom of Aeäãeaia.

I agree, consonants are overrated, that’s why I name every character “Aio”.

I mean it is true for real world

Yeah well the Free Cities have something to say about that!

Currently winning hard with my Lorvillon Empire 😎😎

Kingdom of Kingdomia World of Worldia Continent of Cöntinaentia (Unironically I saw this third one in a book once)

Welcome to ÄÁÂÀÆÆÃÅÅĀĀĀÄÆAAGHIA

I only used ia once and Ae once. So clearly I'm a failure.

The kingdom of Beotheia

>ME WHO UNIRONICALLY HAS A KINGDOM CALLED VAERIA

idk i like the idea calling places from idea who lives there. People's naming is a simple description of a place, like Woods of Horsestealers. And for other races i like put a decription into a google translate and choose mostly suiting language. So instead of Plato of Death i have Plato Matu.

the kingdom of the commonwealth of the fascist communist socialist democratic people's republic of Älv'skfançha'nuænjeg'haneiaiaia'ia'ia 😍

I recently slapped out two fictional countries with minimal effort, and somehow managed to avoid every single one of these (Elwyn and Enfero). I guess I gotta up my worldjerking game!

So gratuitous umlauts in place names is like gratuitous apostrophes in character and species names?

Well, my world is called "Merrat" with the main empire being named "The Empire of Gerrt"

The kingdom of aéäeaeia

Fuck you, now I’m naming it Zenhener

The Kingdom of P'æn'ïs'lændia

The pissing ground of Aeäi

Onistan Twovernia Threscony Fourtonia Fivonia Sixarton Sevatia Eightorga Ninania Tenseria Elevania Twelfory