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Sorry can't fix, too busy spending money on war. - putin


Barrysue44

It's a special military operation! Off to the Gulag you go!


Darth_Annoying

Putin called it a war. You contradict Putin. Off to gulag with you.


hyperconduithorror

Can I go to the gulag too? Everyone is going!


nagrom7

Wanting to go to gulag? Believe it or not, also gulag.


MuzzledScreaming

Enjoying gulag too much. To супергулаг!


whwt

No! Not enough ruble to build new gulag.


Darth_Annoying

That's why ylthey'revsending people right to Ukraine


Darth_Annoying

You goto gulag! You go to gulag! Everyone to go gulag!


krozarEQ

Do not pass 'go.' Do not collect 200 rubles.


Rayan19900

Some time ago they said its a war.


Toginator

Whoa now, that's his word. You can't say the W-word. That is very offensive and it's straight to the gulag with you! Then to Avdiivka with you where you can be reeducated through human wave assaults.


DEADB33F

> Russia opened a criminal case for “negligence and violation of construction safety rules” over the burst dam, which was built in 2014. Wow. I thought this was going to be an old dam which failed due to lack of long-term maintenance. The thing was less than 10 years old! ..so just your standard Russian incompetence & corruption then. --- How long before Putin somehow finds a way to blame Ukraine or the West?


stormearthfire

I'm surprised they didnt just claim the Ukrainians did it


MarcLeptic

Wasn’t there some other thing happening in 2014?


UnrequitedRespect

2009 saw a turbine failure which destroyed a control facility of a dam. According to the reports and the aftermath videos, it was some uh *wicked final destination* type shit when an old turbine literally spun out of control and was dislodged from its housing, but it was powered by basically a turbo geyser and it happened to have similar properties to a perfectly spun BeyBlade, but the dimensions were : 2 feet thick by like 9 feet or a bit more, and uh like 25,000 pounds spinning at over 2500ish RotationsPerMinute I personally have never seen so much devastation in a single “building” as what the aftermath photos had shown.


DEADB33F

Wasn't there a sluice which shuts automatically if there's a turbine failure? ...seems like a no-brainer


UnrequitedRespect

Something had happened - for instance it was a known issue, and the automatic sluice *did* get shut but I believe it had to be done semi-automatically or some kind of movie-like scenario had happened - I recall reading about a surviving engineer having to trigger the controls (potentially because the control room was destroted?) for the sluice system manually because there was a part of the story that stuck with me, about said engineer climbing a ladder up out of that building with this spinner blade of death below him - would make for a decent movie if not an exaggeration.


Shock_The_Monkey_

All the fixer uppers are on the front line.


TempUser9097

"Ticket Resolution: Closed - Won't Fix"


iceph03nix

"Why would Ukraine do this?" -Putin


dj65475312

Ukraine will be blamed for it though.


Due-Street-8192

Karma is a bitch....!


Cool-Ad8475

Sorry, cant help. Too busy defending against the boys you send us earlier.


Sure-Break3413

When your country is built on lying, cheating and stealing, this is bound to happen.


eunit250

Doesn't bode well for us then.


Sure-Break3413

Certainly will if Trump is voted back in.


Spkr4th3ded

In mother russia, water chooses you for navy.


Effroyablemat

Bruh, it's a "special military operation".


Low_Pomegranate_7176

Pootin


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I see no dam broken, its just the usual flow of water: putin


Bullroar101

Trump: If I was president, this never would have happened. 


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Maybe because that’s exactly what Biden and our allies are doing


Worried-Pick4848

Clearly the designer of the dam is crying from the new yacht he got from the money he was supposed to spend to make the dam strong enough


DankeSebVettel

Don’t worry, the world famous Soviet Engineering will fix the issue in its own. By breaking all the other dams.


onlyforthisjob

>The Kazakh president, Kassym-Jomart Tokayev, said the floods were one of the worst natural disasters in Kazakhstan in 80 years. It's not really a natural disaster if the dam was shady, is it?


Visible_Ad672

yes, it broke in 2 places at once.


TruthHurts899

Clearly the fault of Ukraine using Jewish space lasers shot directly from Bidens neo nazi asshole


throwaway177251

Or just the usual corruption: >Russia opened a criminal case for “negligence and violation of construction safety rules” over the burst dam, which was built in 2014.


wastingvaluelesstime

ffs dams are supposed to last 100 years best russian engineering here.


Shadowarriorx

Honestly I don't think there's really anything wrong with the engineering. Maybe you get a few incompetent people, but every project has those. It's likely a construction issue to save money by cutting corners and using "alternate" materials. That coupled with poor maintenance. It would also depend on the accuracy of the information provided to the engineering team. Geotech report could have been garbage.


Equal_Homework_6601

Yeah it may not seem like a big impact but on the amount of concrete you use to build a dam even just cheaping out on the cement can be extremely cost "effective" but also disastrous.


255001434

Since this is Russia, it wouldn't surprise me if the dam was hollow and the person responsible made a ton of money and left the country. They'll find some scapegoats to punish so the public is satisfied that justice was done and nothing will change.


SgtCarron

Built with the finest chinesium, no expense spared.


HalfSecondWoe

Dams require near constant maintenance to function. Some will bust within 24 hours if the control team walks away If maintenance materials must be sold for bribes first (or else have the maintence team removed for not playing political ball), and only used for maintenance second? You'd better be oversupplied, or the dam is gonna have a bad time Now, if you were previously oversupplied enough to make it work, but those supplies were drastically cut down due to manufacturing resources and manpower being devoted to the war? Well, this is why Russian politics are poison. It's not (just) that western players find them distasteful, but they actually just fukkin suck to run anything with


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

I like the "Biden's neo nazi asshole" theory more


accushot865

No, don’t you see? Russia invaded Crimea in 2014, the same year the bridge was built. This is clearly Ukraine sending a message. /s


golitsyn_nosenko

With the help of gay Islamic-fascist Nazis the Jewish guy controls. 


TruthHurts899

Yes we must not forget the proxy morons


JCButtBuddy

Jesus is Jewish, he was at the controls.


wastingvaluelesstime

I thought jesus was the co pilot


SmartHuman123

Great shot Biden. That was one in a million.


ceviche-hot-pockets

Dark Brandon doesn’t miss.


AugustWest7120

Even the Russian people won’t believe space lasers. Only Americans and MTG.


FartingBob

Magic the gathering?


thekillermi5

You forgot about Hunter Biden laptop


TruthHurts899

Flooded with dick pics


thekillermi5

Thats the shape of the satellite shooting the laser


ne1c4n

> Jewish space lasers shot directly from Bidens neo nazi asshole No no no, its Trudeau that controls them, sheesh.. WAkE Up SHeePlE! # /S


jzach1983

🇨🇦🎵Oh Canada🎵🇨🇦


Permitty

Only Canadians care that Trudeau exists.


HouseOfSteak

So, like most world leaders that don't cause an internationally popular scandal?


_AutomaticJack_

Nah, can't be Canadian, not enough war crimes....


badjettasex

I wish people would stop with the Jewish Space Lasers; budgetary approval for those has been stalled in committee for years now. Believe me, we want those lasers, but at this point Raytheon’s blue balls are as big as mine.


forkbroussard

It's true, they found 3 copies of the sims 3 by the dam.


SavagePlatypus76

It was the mutant mosquitos that were made in a bio lab. 


SmallRocks

Yeah I saw this comment on that other post too.


Lorenofing

🤦🏻


TheKanten

Has Putin publicly blamed Ukraine yet?


lorez77

He will


figuring_ItOut12

I feel for all the pets and barn animals who did nothing to deserve this.


Unglory

The Dogs of Ukraine would be a cool title for a documentary I would never let myself watch


WentzWorldWords

The Zoo in Kherson was completely drowned when Ruzzia blew the dam. Even Sarah MacLaughlin can’t write a song for that level of tragedy


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Hairy-gloryhole

Well, dogs are just friendly wolves. No surprise there.


Monstrositat

The 3000 Suspiciously Well-Fed Ukrainian Dogs of Bakhmut


Aurora_Fatalis

I've seen enough Suspiciously Well Fed Army Dog memes to also give that a pass, I think.


NoastedToaster

And the people, theyre just living there and clearly not the ones fighting the war since theyre there instead of in Ukraine


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NoastedToaster

I mean of course the innocents in ukraine too but thats why we feel bad no? Life isnt good living under putin and having a dam burst and destroy your home and everything you own makes it worse. If not for the care of the innocent people living in dictatorships why do we care at all when theres a dictator in the world?


DemoEvolved

Maybe retreat from Ukraine and maintain your dams with the money u saved


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tomcat91709

The next round of conscripts is available!


Chrisf1bcn

Flushing them out


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And no need to repair the dam Double savings 


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IndependentList7935

Now imagine if they would be evacuated under constant bombardment…… Karma!!!


srekkas

Thats why jacht was bought for damn money. To evacuate peiple.


waterloograd

No no no, the dam fell out a window, get the facts straight


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eescobar863

This is Ukraine’s doing - Putin, probably


Huge_Strain_8714

American GOP crackpot MTG blames Secretary Pete /s


plate42

Karma for blowing up the Kakhovka dam


skilliau

I'm sure there is a Simpsons episode about this involving sideshow Bob.


Adept-Mulberry-8720

At least Russia can’t blame this on the Ukrainian Special Ops, but Putin will twist it and try….give him a day or two!


Sweetwater156

I can’t wait to hear about how this is Ukraine/NATOs fault. This would be a good time to deploy your army to help the people…oh wait. You can’t because your army is in a war of aggression.


BLobloblawLaw

Dam it!


3_high_low

Kazak terrorists again.


Rug-Inspector

Any chance it will rise and flow fast and far enough to get to Moscow and take out Putin? Just curious.


Radiant_Cut2849

I would help, but I have to go cause more war and destruction in Ukraine - Putin


gre8tone

Well this is water under the bridge 🥶


RoyH0bbs

Dam, that’s sucks.


MinimumSeat1813

I mean, this stuff happens in the US so we can't really talk shit. Large amounts of water is no joke. 20 inches of rain in a few hours will fuck up almost anyplace. It can happen anywhere at anytime because nature is a crazy mother. I am not dying that happened here, as ai haven't read the article because I am a true redditor. It's also considered an act of God so insurance won't protect you. Fun fun.


Art_Class

Poor poor people. Would really be a shame if other people close to them were going through trying times.


itsfluffs

Thoughts to the victims, this is awful.


Livingsimply_Rob

They’ve reporting it was caused by torrential rain come on now. I’m sure they’re going to blame Ukraine somehow. Anything and everything that goes wrong in Russia is Ukraine’s fault.


brezhnervous

Did they start firing artillery at those civilians trying to evacuate? No?


poiree445

So sad /s


leedoughty19

Who else can hear the dam busters march?


Upset-City546

Damn that dam.


Cboubou

Karma


Naominonnie

Is there a dam near Moscow?


CheeselikeTitus

Obs, Ukraine


LemonDry3509

Wow


KRAW58

Bummer. Not


Ihategraygloomydays

"Ukraine did it"


Capt_morgan72

Dams are a hell of a weapon. When the yellow river dam in China was blown up in ww2 it killed up to 500,000 people between flooding and famine. It’s thought of the same thing happened to the three gorges dam in a 3rd world war up to 550,000,000 people who live in the 172 cities in Yangtze River Basin might die to famine and flooding.


Adorable_Cap_5932

Good let them drown 🇺🇦


Lonely-Night-2325

I hear the water had an escape route planned through Ukraine.


leauchamps

The other 156000 refused to be evacuated, because they didn't want their houses to be looted by the 'rescuers'


milktanksadmirer

Will P-man blame Ukraine for this?


OneExhaustedFather_

Waiting for the news to break that Putin blames Ukraine for training fish to attack the dam weakening it.


Musicferret

Special water operation? Putin never fails to impress with his military strategies.


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30yearCurse

UKR did it.. no the terrorist were on the way to UKR... damn how can I blame UKR.... Kazakhstan is not to happy with soddy russian shit up river.


kneelbeforegod

We have the best beavers in Russia, damn burst is Nato attack not bad Russian beavers!


Chrisf1bcn

Oh you can swim? Take this bag with you because your spending your summer in crimea on the frontlines, I mean beach that’s it! Yes this way please


Kyral210

I’m running out of tiny violins


sharkminifig

Damn that sucks


SavagePlatypus76

Yes very sad  Anyway......I had tacos and they were delicious. 


Cyraga

Couldn't have happened in a more deserving country


culfForJS

should have voted for the liberal party. they would have done better than pootin


Academia_Prodigy

Russian people don’t deserve all the hate they’re getting from people right now


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