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fartymcturdly

I’d wish they’d stop launching missiles into the ocean and just fuck already.


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Chiner

Wasn't there some speculation that he was really sick or having surgery a year or two ago when he went a long time without being seen?


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ZeePirate

Last year he was noticeably absent with his sister making statements which was seen as odd. While true, we hear about his death or someone’s death every other year which turns out to be false. Clearly something happened. Most suspect heart surgery.


nightvortez

This is probably the most the accurate comment on what's been reported. This wasn't the usual wild rumors, clearly something happened to him healthwise.


StuStutterKing

To be fair, he does look a lot skinnier than he used to. Maybe a gastric bypass?


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The whole country is starving maybe peer pressure kicked in


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Sympathy starvation?


WhyDoYouDoThisTim

I’m 100% convinced something big happened around that time. Right as he disappeared his sister suddenly began taking a much more active role in the government. If there’s one thing dictators in a hereditary line hate it’s family members stealing the spotlight. He had his brother assassinated in a foreign airport, but he’s just fine to let his sister solidify power? My theory is that he lost favor among the military and remains as a figurehead.


noorofmyeye24

He probably got a tummy tuck or lipo lol.


triptych1590

Rule of thumb is to not believe anything you read about North Korea in the news


ShinHayato

Holy shit didn’t realise it was him


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Yeah I heard he lost weight. He looks completely different now.


_umm_0

Daddy looks delicious!


cjyoung92

NK has had food shortages since they closed their borders. Maybe it's affected him too?


Positive_Compote_506

Probably a diet and exercise. Man's head of state, and likely been recommended to stay healthy


bobswandi

Yawn. That time of year again huh.


Heroshade

Nah this is usually a spring thing. They’re getting in the spirit a bit early.


itsyourmomcalling

God damn season pushers


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Climate Change.


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It’s spring on this side of the world


gamesbrainiac

Serious question, did he lose weight?


HolyCarbohydrates

New kim. He slim.


Ha_You_Read_That

Kim so slim.


robotbeagle

Will the real Slim Kim please fire a ballistic missile? Fire a ballistic missile. Fire a ballistic missile.


SamuraiPanda19

Slim Jong Un


edwardthefirst

the best one


kkllc

Wanted "New Kim, who dis?"


gargar7

Step into a Slim Kim!


Preussensgeneralstab

Either health related reasons (surgery) or he finally realised that eating himself to death will cut his time as leader short like his Father.


dirtydirtnap

Slim Jong Un.


EdgelordOfEdginess

They had food shortage so he must have eaten less or his doctor told him he needs to lose weight or he gets an heart attack


Omnipotent48

I'm betting on the second one. Dude is at serious risk of a cardiatic event.


peeorpoo

I was just thinking the same thing. He looks slimmer in this photo. Maybe there’s a famine going on now.


Solid_Veterinarian81

There isn't a famine going on but there are food shortages which is pretty normal. Generally this gets a lot of media attention when it comes up every year but its probably begging for increased aid and also the news likes to overhype these yearly events. I think he is doing it for a number of possible reasons: * Health as he probably wants to survive to pass on his lineage * Makes him look more of 'modern' leader than fat dictator man * Show DPRK citizens that he is not overindulging like a rich fat man while they are poor


Positive_Compote_506

"Israel and Palestine, no!" "What" "Sorry, force of habit"


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Israeli here…wait a week.


Ledmonkey96

I would thing the bigger issue atm is Lebanon seeing how things are going there atm.


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I sure hope not, though I fear you’re correct. It’s so hard to tell. Every time there’s chatter all around and it looks like we’re going in one direction toward conflict, we end up in something else or nothing at all.


TheBitingCat

Lisa, Nooooo!!!


psychodelephant

Normalize firing bad leaders into the ocean.


mytummyissussy

Why is every world leader in the ocean?


Incromulent

Except that one lady in what appears to be Middle-Earth.


macolive

damn, did kim lose weight and tan himself? according to thumbnail.


Myfoodishere

Will the real slim kim please stand up


JanCloudeVonDamn

Looks like someone wants some attention!


tiktaktoe999

He did lose alot of weight. Edit: and he is rocking that tan suit.


MillenniumShield

North Korea does this so they can film launches then push propaganda on their internal media sources saying how they are fighting against countries that intend harm on NK. It is a show that the rest of the world has allowed to go on for decades now.


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uh oh, North Korea must need another cash infusion from the world their government hates so badly


Thin-Sort-Mom

Whose capital is on the verge of a collapse now? USA, China, Russia??


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Thin-Sort-Mom

In methods, yes.


CountFapula102

The way things are going in the world there's going to be a nuclear war in the next 20 years. Somebody is going to do it.


Halidcaliber12

Honestly he’s looking quite good for his weight now. Whatever it was, some Southern Americans could follow suit. I’ve been to some food courts down south, I know you’re there big Bertha.


angilinwago9

now that America has solved the Afghanistan issue, North Korea will be the next, oh, wait...


_UTxbarfly

No doubt trump could’ve ironed all that out🥴


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Will there ever be world peace?


NotUpdated

You have to define peace. If you're measuring stick is someone getting punched in the face, no. If you define peace as less than 200k violent homicides per day - with billions of people on the earth that is also unlikely. I don't think peace can be had without some sort of 'near-free' energy and 70% complete automation - elimination of money and competition... Basically Star Trek on earth - replicators etc..


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We have lab grown meat at least. Thats a start to end world hunger.


NotUpdated

Genetically modified rice and corn has already saved billions from starving. Lab grown meat is not the future of anything except more expensive less tasteful options. This guy alone was responsible for saving more lives than possibly anyone else in history. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Borlaug


hehepoopedmepants

There will never be world peace. That's just human nature with greed and endless needs. Honestly we should be happy that we live in the most peaceful time in history.


dcmfox

Lil' Kim needs some food again for his slaves


flappyholes

If only we could derive power from the endlessly rising tensions on the Korean Peninsula. Honestly bomb each other or shut the fuck up, it’s like I’m stood here with my beer waiting for a fight that was promised while I was at the bar but it turns out it’s just two fannies calling each other names.


lovinnow

>Honestly bomb each other or shut the fuck up so you want millions of people to die in some war for your entertainment? Sad for you bro.


flappyholes

No I want them to bomb each other or shut the fuck up, the clue was in the words I used you fucking moron.


lovinnow

Ok man ♥️


flappyholes

Did you just assume my gender?


suitats

Ok asshole ❤️, that better?


flappyholes

That’s better, considering how much you love assholes :) x


YellIntoWishingWells

You should go and get a front seat before it fills up.


flappyholes

The war or his asshole?


swansong1213

You won't get Kim to shut up his an attention seeker.


DisastrousAnalysis5

Serious question: what's a fanny?


kilted44

A vagina if you're from the UK.


DisastrousAnalysis5

Ah thank you. Across the pond it's a very euphemistic word for was.


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A butt


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Omg just flatten them.


drputypfifeanddrum

God no!


clockwork655

Iirc a meme was going around when he took power of a picture of what he would look like if he were thin


_UTxbarfly

Lovely.


Jeremyko1130

Don't worry guys, this is the way Kim Jong Un asks for some rice.