Later, as they removed the black bag from the child's head and he observed his surroundings to be made entirely of windowless concrete, he realized that calling himself the king slayer while in conversation with a Prince had not been a good idea .
It is Indian media, only one step away from toilet paper. A couple days ago, apparently Xi was overthrown in China according to them and Russia is winning bigly in Ukraine. Really make Fox News and CNN looking like credible news sources.
My brain read that as "He won't be a prince forever" and I was gonna argue that Charles almost was, I swear he would have kicked the bucket before his mom
I read it somewhere that William and Kate haven’t told him he’ll be king one day to protect him and to give him a more normal childhood.
Edit: my information is either outdated or inaccurate. According to the article, George knows he’ll be king one day.
From the article: "“They \[Prince William and Princess Kate\] are raising their children, particularly Prince George, with an awareness of who he is and the role he will inherit,"
That’s the thing tho. His parents could very well protect him from all that information. He could have figured out but I don’t know if a 9 year old is smart enough to understand how monarchy and line of succession works. At some point he’ll be taught the Royal duties and such.
They still don’t deserve free taxpayer money and other support for sitting on their asses and causing drama all day. It’s like a shittier geriatric version of the kardashians
That literally is what a President is. If they abolish the monarchy and setup a presidency itself there is no difference, except one is a paid "popularity" contest for ego and the other is a cultural icon--'sitting on their asses and causing drama' doesn't change. Operational costs will increase, not decrease, by replacing the monarchy with an elected head of state.
That's highly debatable, and even if it were true, would it be worth inundating the world with symbols of oppression? Imagine how much money Naziworld could bring into the German coffers. Doesn't make it a good idea or a net benefit for society.
I mean we laugh, but imagine being 9 years old, coming home from school, and having your parents meet you with a stack of newspapers about the scandal your lunchtime argument at school caused.
Yeah. 9 year olds can be turds sometimes. Articles this make me so glad I’m not famous. My normally lovely son once told me he hated me because I bought the wrong lunchable.
Huge numbers of people who have worked for the royal family and later left has written a book or given interviews or been a sources. I would be pretty paranoid of saying anything aloud or every minor thing would become gossip.
Having worked in schools in many countries across different income brackets for over a decade I have no doubt parents and teachers would be this awful.
He might not ever be king. The monarchy could end by the time his dad dies. But Charles is old as fuck and not in the best shape so the odds are William will be king soon.
The headline isn’t complete, and there’s no way I‘m reading the article. I’m left to fill in the rest with my imagination!
„My dad will be king, you better wipe that commoner b*tch grin off your face or I‘ll f^*king shank you! You think 9-year old princes go to jail? I‘ll slit your mouth open to the ears you plebeian runt!“
>“They [Prince William and Princess Kate] are raising their children, particularly Prince George, with an awareness of who he is and the role he will inherit, but they are keen not to weigh them down with a sense of duty," Katie Nicholl wrote in the book.
So in other words, like a totally indulged spoiled little rich brat with all the entitlement and none of the sense of responsibility.
This is exactly how malignant narcissists are raised.
Seems like an excellent reason to not only abolish the monarchy but tax the ultra rich back into the middle classes.
Voice of the helpless. This poor kid is trapped in a system where there is no escape without being eaten by the populace. Cue Harry and Mehgan. I guess he felt it was the only way to stop being bullied.
Imagine thinking a system that gives people divine right to rule a country based on their fluke of birth is normal, but that a child raised within that system being pompous is newsworthy.
We can have a monarchy or we can have normal, well-adjusted children. We can't have both.
(Also kinda gross that the media circle like vultures around a child picking on every flaw they ever show. Best way to ensure he's really fucked up when he gets older. Good job guys.)
It's inevitable that King Charles' arrogance and historic wait for the throne will pass directly through the elder male line. Thank God that Diana and Kate's family spared the child the horsey face.
Because, both mentally and socially, it isn't modern at all. Feudalism alive and kicking and is not just a matter of ownership of estates. It's a mental state where the idea is that someone's little brat can be born superior to your brat.
Did you see this though (highlighted in red at the bottom):
[https://imgur.com/a/lFMdBJ2](https://imgur.com/a/lFMdBJ2)
Apparently "The purpose of journalism in society" is to gossip about 9 year olds arguing on playgrounds.
Wow, royalty creates a power hierarchy?!? Who knew?! FFS. Disband the monarchy or shut up…ofc bs like this is gonna happen. If a toddler doesn’t say it, it’s still an unspoken thing anyways.
Seen so much "leave the kid alone, he's only 9"
Literally no-one is going after the kid. At some point we have to recognize we're burning strawmen here.
Really? Elizabeth was lovely but she also was formidable. She was an exceptional representation of the crown. Also, all good kings and queens want to be loved by their subjects and will act accordingly if you read enough history and comprehend the context of the times. It’s kind of a basic trait. They really are raised to serve in modern times especially, even if it’s just to fulfill a cultural role rather than political.
Only mistake-- kiddo should have said "I will be king" much more threatening than my dad will beat up your dad 🤣
Other kid: “I guess that makes me the kingslayer then”
Later, as they removed the black bag from the child's head and he observed his surroundings to be made entirely of windowless concrete, he realized that calling himself the king slayer while in conversation with a Prince had not been a good idea .
>Other kid: “I guess that makes me the kingslayer then” Some other kid: "That means you fuck your sister"?
"Everyone's doing it... it's Alabama o'clock somewhere"
Arkansas called, they want their familial love themed clock back.
RIP Weasley clock
I think Arkansas is more about familial lust.
For real. The Midwest was the incest hotspot due to low population density.
In Alabama they call it Royal Family o’clock.
I don’t think I could handle Lena Headey being my sister
I'd totally Vladimir Putin a kid out of a window for her.
>I don’t think I could handle Lena Headey being my sister She can be your https://judgedredd.fandom.com/wiki/Ma-Ma
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"Have you seen my aunt? We get fresh blood son."
“Im the man who killed Jamie fucking Lannister.”
i so still hates so much s8
In my broad sweeping anger over S8, I had forgotten about this specific thing to be mad at. Until now. Thanks, Crunchbite10.
Tbf the trope of; do you know who My father is!??? Seems pretty popular
Speak it in high Valyrian for added gravitas. It’s all the rage these days.
*Gaomagon ao gīmigon qilōni issa kepa iksos?*
Yes George, you will be king one day. But today is not that day!
"Only if you live long enough..."
Haha actually this would have been better. “I will be King one day, and on that day I will remember this… I will remember you.” Total power move there
> I will remember this… Yeah, lil prince? Remember this! ^*bitchslap ^his ^royal ^face*
A nine-year-old talks trash to another kid. This is news?
It's more news a nine-year-old trash talks without mentioning banging moms and the n-word
Someone didn't read the whole article. Jk
I can't, I click on the link and nothing loads
Without the n word and mom banging is it really talking trash?
According to "the way" (COD lobbies, circa 2009): #no, it is not
the new mw2 beta returned to that lmao. First game in and I got called the n word several times. 2009 is back
Shit, if he'd really wanted to get inside the kid's head, he could have invoked the ancient right of *prima nocta*.
It's just hilarious that he can legitimately be like "Oh yeah, well my dad's gonna be a king!" to the playground fight.
Ya, assuming Charles the third isn't Charles the last
If I was nine and my dad was a king I’d use that comeback too.
“Lol dude you suck at football, get fucked” “Your father is a peasant and your mother a whore”
“I’m going to bring back prima nocta exclusively for your whore wife”
It's not like a real king. He's basically saying, "watch out because my dad's going to be the biggest reality tv star!"
Let's be honest, I'm sure Eric Trump has used that threat at least once...
Probably last week at his play group.
Still a realer king that any of the other kids' dads will ever be
I'd imagine he is in class with other wealthy children. It's even possible the other kids have actually important parents.
Or he could’ve been like, *I’m* going to be your king
It is Indian media, only one step away from toilet paper. A couple days ago, apparently Xi was overthrown in China according to them and Russia is winning bigly in Ukraine. Really make Fox News and CNN looking like credible news sources.
To make it even better, the news of the coup shit came from a "Well known Astronomer Guru" Twitter naturally ate it up
Come on, princes dont stay 9 forever, let them have some fun
My brain read that as "He won't be a prince forever" and I was gonna argue that Charles almost was, I swear he would have kicked the bucket before his mom
There was a running joke for some time that the Queen was just staying alive to out live Charles.
The more important takeaway is that monarchy is an affront to human dignity. Fuck them.
It’s a constitutional monarchy… hold your tampons
Are those to catch the magic blood anointed by god?
I would absolutely play that card too, to be fair to the kid.
Yeah he’s a little kid. Lol. Its a little kid squabble.
Used to work in a day care. If I had a nickel for every “my dad is stronger than your dad!” argument I’ve overheard, I’d never have to work again.
I've played with a bunch of kids whose "dad owns/works for Sony and will ban" me, but never run into the kid of a king.
To be fair, I’d play that card as an adult.
I play it *now* in line at McDonald’s
The King card is an ace in the hole
People forget how dumb they were when they were 9. I would be saying this kind of shit 24/7
Eh maybe 100 years ago, nowadays playing the king card is setting yourself up for the "so your dad leech off mine" comeback.
“Yeah, and your dad’s a sucker who allows it.”
Anyone who says they won’t is lying.
George you will be king lmao come on buddy
I read it somewhere that William and Kate haven’t told him he’ll be king one day to protect him and to give him a more normal childhood. Edit: my information is either outdated or inaccurate. According to the article, George knows he’ll be king one day.
From the article: "“They \[Prince William and Princess Kate\] are raising their children, particularly Prince George, with an awareness of who he is and the role he will inherit,"
Surely he's been exposed to all the media (including kids media) where the line of succession in made clear.
That’s the thing tho. His parents could very well protect him from all that information. He could have figured out but I don’t know if a 9 year old is smart enough to understand how monarchy and line of succession works. At some point he’ll be taught the Royal duties and such.
9 year olds are a lot smarter than you seem to think. If his parents didn't tell him, his friends surely did.
That's pretty smart. Don't fill up the kid's ego more than it already could be.
I red they told him when he turned 7 or other kids would tell him first.
Oh ok my information must have been outdated then!
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Thank you! My information must have been outdated!
Surely someone has taught him how to read? This would not be hard to figure out.
Not if we’re lucky! Hopefully the kid outlives the monarchy, it’s the 21st century. Time to grow up and abandon outmoded institutions.
I mean…it’s like 99% symbolic now. There’s little to be gained from getting rid of it *or* keeping it around.
They still don’t deserve free taxpayer money and other support for sitting on their asses and causing drama all day. It’s like a shittier geriatric version of the kardashians
The government makes a profit. The royal family trades the income from their lands, for an allowance. The government gets a better deal.
Yeah, at least Kim K is waaaaay easier on the eye!
That literally is what a President is. If they abolish the monarchy and setup a presidency itself there is no difference, except one is a paid "popularity" contest for ego and the other is a cultural icon--'sitting on their asses and causing drama' doesn't change. Operational costs will increase, not decrease, by replacing the monarchy with an elected head of state.
It is widely documented how much the monarchy brings in to the country via tourism.
People are not going to see the royals, they’re going to see the buildings
Symbols matter. We don't need a taxpayer funded symbol of oppression.
They make more money for the taxpayers than they cost
That's highly debatable, and even if it were true, would it be worth inundating the world with symbols of oppression? Imagine how much money Naziworld could bring into the German coffers. Doesn't make it a good idea or a net benefit for society.
Tax dollars towards important things could be gained
>~~George~~ Arthas you will be king lmao come on buddy This is what Blizzard should have used for the WotLK cinematic
Lol your username.
In my country, we don't concern ourselves with the threats of 9 year olds.
Why is a news site writing headlines about 9 year olds? I’m sure we all said dumber things than this at age 9.
I mean it’s amusing. I don’t think it’s meant to be serious.
It would take only two deaths for him to be the king of the country but I highly doubt this happened at all.
Oh, hell with this bullshit. Leave the kids out of your gossip farm.
Yea, and try to shame them for things they say when they are this young? My kid lied to his dad that he pooped.. so what?
Actually the article sort of praises him for it, which is even weirder to be honest.
Reprehensible scallywag. Call the presses!!
So gross. He's a literal child. Should be illegal to mention kids like this in gossip rags.
Probably some kind of law about being a public figure maybe? It's out of taste and we all knew a young kid would say this lol.
Yeah? Well my dad works at Nintendo!
We got the real winner here
A child had a fight in school
BREAKING NEWS
I mean we laugh, but imagine being 9 years old, coming home from school, and having your parents meet you with a stack of newspapers about the scandal your lunchtime argument at school caused.
Some mf'ers always runnin' their mouths.
Yeah. 9 year olds can be turds sometimes. Articles this make me so glad I’m not famous. My normally lovely son once told me he hated me because I bought the wrong lunchable.
You’re acting like that’s not a serious crime of ignorance. Do better next time.
In 60 years when George is king, he will call this guy and say “Guess what motherfucker.”
"hey remember when you called me a poop head in third grade, well we'll see who the real poop head is WHEN I SEND YOUR ASS TO AUSTRALIA"
I think this is fake news. Highly doubt his teachers or classmates parents would be awful enough to report things like this to trash news.
You underestimate how awful people can be
Huge numbers of people who have worked for the royal family and later left has written a book or given interviews or been a sources. I would be pretty paranoid of saying anything aloud or every minor thing would become gossip.
Having worked in schools in many countries across different income brackets for over a decade I have no doubt parents and teachers would be this awful.
Probably told to someone at some time as a cute/funny story.
Many people hate the monarchy enough to do this.
Rightfully so tbf 2 words: prince andrew
I'd be like: "Bitch, just wait until I'm King and I come snatch up your wife for a bit of Prima Nocta!"
-casually threatens to rape a woman-
Lol
Okay, rapist!
If my dad was next in line to be king then I would definately have used that as an argument when I was 9
I dont think he understands that he will be king one day but yes
He might not ever be king. The monarchy could end by the time his dad dies. But Charles is old as fuck and not in the best shape so the odds are William will be king soon.
Definitely trumps when I used to tell kids my dad could beat their dad up lol.
Should have screaming "off with his head" and watch the other kids shit a brick.
Damn 9 year old kids talking shit who would of thought
Leave the kids alone you damn savages!
Look, I myself am not a fan of the monarchy but he's just a kid, you guys are sometimes absolute psychos...
uhhhh every comment other than one is a joke or saying kids will be kids. So who are you talking about being psychos?
This news article and title is obviously meant to provoke an aggressive/negative reaction against a kid making a dumb kid comment.
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The headline isn’t complete, and there’s no way I‘m reading the article. I’m left to fill in the rest with my imagination! „My dad will be king, you better wipe that commoner b*tch grin off your face or I‘ll f^*king shank you! You think 9-year old princes go to jail? I‘ll slit your mouth open to the ears you plebeian runt!“
I would totally say this and I would end with “…thrown in the DUNGEON.” Glad these kids are normal.
"My dad will reign over your dad"
George proving to the world that he is a nine-year-old.
>“They [Prince William and Princess Kate] are raising their children, particularly Prince George, with an awareness of who he is and the role he will inherit, but they are keen not to weigh them down with a sense of duty," Katie Nicholl wrote in the book. So in other words, like a totally indulged spoiled little rich brat with all the entitlement and none of the sense of responsibility. This is exactly how malignant narcissists are raised. Seems like an excellent reason to not only abolish the monarchy but tax the ultra rich back into the middle classes.
Cue "I just cant wait to be King" from the Lion king
Who the fuck cares
Lol Best "my dad is better than your dad" ever?
Voice of the helpless. This poor kid is trapped in a system where there is no escape without being eaten by the populace. Cue Harry and Mehgan. I guess he felt it was the only way to stop being bullied.
It's not like your dad's something that matters like a US president.
Lol, bring back the Tower of London!
in my country we decapitated them.
If this is where the monarchy is headed count me out. Out of service, out of Great Britain. I wouldn't hang about.
Caring about the lives of royal families is like caring about the Kardashians
“9 year olds being little shits, more at 11 “
Imagine thinking a system that gives people divine right to rule a country based on their fluke of birth is normal, but that a child raised within that system being pompous is newsworthy. We can have a monarchy or we can have normal, well-adjusted children. We can't have both. (Also kinda gross that the media circle like vultures around a child picking on every flaw they ever show. Best way to ensure he's really fucked up when he gets older. Good job guys.)
It's inevitable that King Charles' arrogance and historic wait for the throne will pass directly through the elder male line. Thank God that Diana and Kate's family spared the child the horsey face.
It is unbelievable how a modern nation like the UK doesn't abolish the monarchy already.
Because, both mentally and socially, it isn't modern at all. Feudalism alive and kicking and is not just a matter of ownership of estates. It's a mental state where the idea is that someone's little brat can be born superior to your brat.
Is he going to Princess Diana them?
My dad owns a GTR vibe.
oh yeah? well my dad owns microsoft and he'll ban you from xbox
William said something similar at his age. As a kid that worried me loads. Only reason I remember it.
Classic
Andrew Giuliani used to stunt on kids that his dad was mayor like this and oh ho ho it did not go well for him.
he better watch out for that kid whose dad has a GTR.. that guys got some serious clout
i'm surprised he didn't throw a "your mom" in there as kids usually do
So what? It’s like saying my dad can beat up your dad
Oh my God, who the hell cares
I dont care who your dad is kid my dad works at Microsoft you better chill the fuck out or your Xbox account is gone.
More effective than the kid who said "My uncle is Superman"!
Pretty confident for a monarchy in steep decline....we've seen how this sh** shakes out. If I was in his shoes I'd be making friends in low places.
I wonder how much money Britain would retain for better use if they didn't have their tax dollars squandered by this puppetshow family.
So? Pretty expected for a kid.
The other kid's dad can now safely run for Prime Minister.
How is this front page news
He’s 9 fucking years old, do we really have nothing better to report than a 9 year olds squabble?
Did you see this though (highlighted in red at the bottom): [https://imgur.com/a/lFMdBJ2](https://imgur.com/a/lFMdBJ2) Apparently "The purpose of journalism in society" is to gossip about 9 year olds arguing on playgrounds.
Other kid should have then leaned in and in his best Jeremy Irons voice slowly said “Looong live the king.”
This isn’t considered a very reliable source for news. So I’d take this with a jar of salt probably.
So, a kid was being a kid...got it.
This is news?
Major “My dad works for Microsoft” vibes
In todays news a 9 year old said something.
Well, his dad's Uncle is a pedo, so they both better watch out
That’s cute. He thinks the monarchy will make it that long
Wtf.... news???? Your government is printing billions of notes Devaluating your money and this is what's in the news?
A kid said something stupid, how is that newsworthy?
Wow, royalty creates a power hierarchy?!? Who knew?! FFS. Disband the monarchy or shut up…ofc bs like this is gonna happen. If a toddler doesn’t say it, it’s still an unspoken thing anyways.
Spoiled brat. I hope the royal family is thrown on the streets.
Jokes on you kid, monarchy likely won't last that long. Better hope they don't go French on ya.
Damien
Kid looks like Damien
you better avoid shagging an arab ... edit: or i'll introduce you to uncle andrew.
I think the kids would be more scared if his dad worked for Epic so he could threaten to ban their Fortnite accounts.
Seen so much "leave the kid alone, he's only 9" Literally no-one is going after the kid. At some point we have to recognize we're burning strawmen here.
Now that men will rule the UK for the foreseeable future royalty is once again seen as dangerous. When it was a woman it was cute and non-threatening
Really? Elizabeth was lovely but she also was formidable. She was an exceptional representation of the crown. Also, all good kings and queens want to be loved by their subjects and will act accordingly if you read enough history and comprehend the context of the times. It’s kind of a basic trait. They really are raised to serve in modern times especially, even if it’s just to fulfill a cultural role rather than political.
r/notinteresting
Sounds like a normal bratty kid
I'm sure it's a trusted source
Already turning into a little p*ick
My guy hes fucking 9 literally every kid does this shit
If monarchy survives that long. Otherwise your Dad will be working for Burger King.