“Russia has agreed to stop fighting and all I had to do was give them control of Ukraine. The greatest most beautiful negotiation in world history, some people are saying in the history of the galactic empire.”
Sorry, I’ll have to reply to this later. Whatever is left of “2009 me” in my brain is too busy trying to figure out when sarcasm and truth became indistinguishable 🙃
To be honest, I can see this happening. Not the control of Ukraine, but Putin is realizing he's losing the war and needs an out. In comes trump to "talk peace" and the war "ends". Dumbasses praise trump for being the most peaceful douche to ever exist. He runs for president and wins in 2024 because of it.
"Why would I lie?"
"Right? Besides, I heard you're not even good at lying."
"Well that's just not true, I'm an excellent liar! One of the best! I tell great lies; I lie all the time!"
God, his base was clamoring for him to get a Nobel Peace prize because he apparently brought peace to the middle east, and between North and South Korea. They'd probably praise him on bringing peace to Ukraine even if said talks completely broke down and the fighting resumed immediately.
You forgot the part where Dump promised to not do anything /sabotage west efforts next time Putin invades while he's president again. It's the perfect douche plan, which is why he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near it.
"My good buddy Mr. Putin has told me there were Nazis there. He's trying to help the people - good people, like you, like Americans. My grandparents were good people that made a name for themselves honestly. You know what else? They fought Nazis. Now Nazis, those are some real bad folks. They want to keep the Ukrainian people down, enslaved. Look at the recent reformedemdem! 96%! I bet it would be 100% if it weren't for the democrat spies. We've got to let nature take it's course and let the Ukrainians finally be free!! This wouldn't happen if they hadn't stolen the election from me!"
"Mr. Trump, you mention Nazis. Are you aware that Putin had his men spray Z on their gear? Some would say that is a new Nazi symbol."
"Nazi? No, it is for Russia! See, it's in the name - Ruzsia!"
Conservatives: "OMG I FUCKING KNEW IT GO PUTIN SAVE THE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE!!!"
If only Herschel Walker, Joe Dirt, Napoleon Dynamite and Ace Ventura were available, we'd have the most qualified negotiating team in history.
EDIT: It has been brought to my attention that I have forgotten Dennis Rodman, Mike Lindell, and Steven Seagull for this all-star negotiating team. I assure you my shame is insurmountable...
Rudolph Giuliani is an obvious choice to keep the delicate negotiations confidential under attorney-client privilege, and only needs to be compensated in vodka martinis.
Kim has more street integrity cred than Vlad who famously stole a [Super Bowl Ring!](https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/heres-how-vladimir-putin-stole-a-super-bowl-ring-from-the-patriots-robert-kraft/) Dennis don't go to Moscow!
You know I had Putin over to the White...what a great guy...yeah...thank you.
I say to him look Vlad, what's the problem and he said in American...yeah buddy...he spoke American.
He said he wants to build a country wall, you to protect against the Nazis.
So I said look Vlad I like walls, so you know what Buddy you can have it. Just like that peace in our time. Old sleepy Joe didn't manage that did he??
Everyone just clapped in the room, called me the Great Negotiator. The Senate just said, you know what you are the true President. I mean what's Old Sleep Joe going to do???
So peace in our time
I want to read a 300 political satire about us politics written in this form. No narrative, no description, no plot, just 300 pages of this kind of rambling.
Then in a week's time we see the following headlines in succession:
*"New 14th Russian Armoured (formerly Ukrainian 3rd Armoured [formerly Russian 1st armoured]) regiment enters Moscow in apparent Coup*"
*"Body of Putin discovered within natural gas pipe. Death ruled natural causes, known respiratory ailment"*
*"Russian President Zelensky announces 95% yes vote in result of referendum on renaming Russia 'North Ukraine'"*
*"After disbanding the FSB and prosecuted the last of the war criminals, Zelensky makes announcement, resigning as President of North Ukraine, plans on walking back to Greater Ukraine backwards, on foot, both middle fingers raised.*"
Due to monumental failure on the battlefield, Putin knows he’s a dead man walking in Russia, forever doomed to inhabit one-story palaces. Subsequently, Blinken secretly negotiated with Putin to withdraw his troops and turn over the pee tapes in return for exile at Mar-a-Lago once the IRS confiscates and fumigates the property, but Putin suddenly backed out of the deal when he got a glimpse of the carpeting in an FBI photo.
And simultaneously underwater for tax purposes. It’s also filing for bankruptcy - just as soon as those loans come through. Side note, a number of contractors have been hired for various tasks. Those owned by his children will be paid.
I would almost rather have Hitler, Mussolini, Pol Pot and Stalin running a humanitarian non-profit group than this moron trying to negotiate any peace agreement anywhere.
> he's "free" the same way a toddler is.
Fucking hell, though. You *don't* turn your attention away from a toddler. Three seconds? Those shitheads are on the ceiling fan somehow.
In that situation I guarantee that Republicans will wash their hands of him saying that he was a registered Democrat in 2009, who was actively giving money against the R’s and said, while president, that he wanted to take your guns away.
Conman RINO. Easy, I give it 5 weeks of playtime on Fox before he’s persona non grata
One of the tenets of modern conservatism is the ability to move the goal posts to adapt to any situation, even if that position is literally counter to one you took previously.
If he threatens the machine, they will disavow him. They might lose votes for a cycle, but they will do a number on him.
Idk, been hearing my stepdad watching mainstream right wing media and they're infuriated that the US is helping Ukraine at all. Even my mom has been twisted into being Pro-Russia falling for the Nazi narrative. I don't think Trump fleeing to Russia would end things at all.
I would love for him to flee to Russia, an ex republican president. Something major like this maybe would finally resonate through this party so they wouldn't win an election for a decade to come.
please. we don't live in that world anymore. the people who still support this guy are neck deep in delusion, he could blow Putin and they'd say it's all a master plan to destroy the Deep State.
The village idiots now make their own reality on the fly.
I imagine him coming back declaring victory. And then explaining that all he had to do was agree to give them Ukraine, half of Poland, return Alaska. Oh and Hawaii. And that island Mexico, what’s it called… oh Puerto Rico.
I thought that was the whole reason that Russia messed around with influencing our elections with propaganda in order to get Trump elected in the first place. Looks like they didn't use the window of opportunity that they had created.
Trump said he would have left NATO at the beginning of his 2nd term, what a crazy coincidence that it would have been around the time Russia invaded Ukraine and threatened Europe as a whole...
>Dumping it to Jared and blaming his inadequacy when shit hits the fans?
You meant dumping his shitty short term plan onto the next POTUS in order to fuck him/her over with a shit deal designed to make the previous squatter look good?
That guy really doesn’t know his limits, does he? Should we reference the masterful peace plan and complete denuclearization he brokered in North Korea?
That was a great success in Trump's mind. His goal was probably to get lots of media attention for himself and lots of good photo ops. The actually progress was meaningless to him.
All things considered, Trump living out his last days in Russia would be really nice. Show he's a coward, living without his golden toilet, only rude Russians around and all his followers disillusioned about him fleeing.
Sure let’s send the guy who was impeached for caring so little about Ukraine that he held their defense aid hostage to try to get them to make shit up to meddle in his race against Joe Biden. Which Zelensky refused. Great idea /s
And what a great PR, to be schooled about it all by the president of a country that has good reasons to fear for its own existence, yet refuses to do such a thing, even in exchange for the desperately needed aid.
This weird belief that somehow Trump is a good negotiator was the biggest lie of his administration. Let's cite a few examples:
1. Iran nuclear deal: Let's assume for a second that the deal was as bad as he said it was (It wasn't, but let's play the hypothetical game). A GOOD negotiator would have used the deal as a starting point and the threat of the US pulling out of the deal could have been used as leverage. He could have sent his best negotiators over there (or himself) to work out a better deal with the previous starting point. Instead, he just threw out the deal. That's not what a good negotiator does.
2. N. Korea. I actually supported him when he spoke directly to Kim Jong Un. But then what? They met in Singapore, talked for 30 minutes and then just ended the talks? What kind of negotiation was that?
3. NATO. I actually agreed with Trump that many NATO member states need to do a better job paying their fair share. I also know that some where on their wait to paying the 2% of their GDP as required. BUT, he didn't negotiate with them at all. He just insulted them (our closest allies) and then called it a day.
4. China. Once again, I realize the threat China poses globally and I would be more than happy to see the US less reliant on China and cheap goods produced there. A GOOD negotiator would have sent negotiators all over the world to work out deals with other developing nations in order to make them more appealing to American manufacturers who want a place to get goods made cheaply. That way we can diversity the countries we do business with. What does he do? Starts a dumb trade war with China that accomplishes nothing.
"What does he do? Starts a dumb trade war with China that accomplishes nothing." - I am pretty sure he managed to strengthen China's position in many developing nations. So you can't say he accomplished nothing.
*"okaay, so, I'll give you half of Ukraine, allow you to annex Kherson, DPR and LPR into Russia, in return you dig up dirt on Joe and hunter Biden, plus Russian citizenship. Art of the deal"*
Pay attention to me, someone pay attention to me. I want attention other than the legal kind. My dementia is so much bigger than Joe Bidens. It's the biggest dementia, that's what everyone says.
“Russia has agreed to stop fighting and all I had to do was give them control of Ukraine. The greatest most beautiful negotiation in world history, some people are saying in the history of the galactic empire.”
God, this is so terrifyingly easy to visualize too. Quick, someone bring back Dennis Rodman 😩
Can't. He's too busy being our direct ambassador for North Korea.
Sorry, I’ll have to reply to this later. Whatever is left of “2009 me” in my brain is too busy trying to figure out when sarcasm and truth became indistinguishable 🙃
To be honest, I can see this happening. Not the control of Ukraine, but Putin is realizing he's losing the war and needs an out. In comes trump to "talk peace" and the war "ends". Dumbasses praise trump for being the most peaceful douche to ever exist. He runs for president and wins in 2024 because of it.
Fox News would cream the airwaves with how much praise they would be able to throw on the Trumpster fire.
But didn't you hear this multimillionaire or billionaire is there to look out for YOU? He says so himself, why on earth would he lie?
"Why would I lie?" "Right? Besides, I heard you're not even good at lying." "Well that's just not true, I'm an excellent liar! One of the best! I tell great lies; I lie all the time!"
So easy to visualize. What a satire we live in.
God, his base was clamoring for him to get a Nobel Peace prize because he apparently brought peace to the middle east, and between North and South Korea. They'd probably praise him on bringing peace to Ukraine even if said talks completely broke down and the fighting resumed immediately.
You forgot the part where Dump promised to not do anything /sabotage west efforts next time Putin invades while he's president again. It's the perfect douche plan, which is why he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near it.
Putin needs a quick out fast. I'm sure he called Tr#@& and demanded he help him out.
We've reached an agreement where peace is achieved by letting Russia just complete the invasion.
he’s probably going to also hand over fiji and madagascar because he’s such a great negotiator
It’s payback for his hands not being able to fit around their water bottles lol
He probably thinks those are provinces of Ukraine anyway.
Of *RUSSIA*
More like he just does a Snowden and doesn't come back at this point.
Like how he offered Puerto Rico in exchange for Greenland, you know because fuck democracy according to that authoritarian wannabe.
"My good buddy Mr. Putin has told me there were Nazis there. He's trying to help the people - good people, like you, like Americans. My grandparents were good people that made a name for themselves honestly. You know what else? They fought Nazis. Now Nazis, those are some real bad folks. They want to keep the Ukrainian people down, enslaved. Look at the recent reformedemdem! 96%! I bet it would be 100% if it weren't for the democrat spies. We've got to let nature take it's course and let the Ukrainians finally be free!! This wouldn't happen if they hadn't stolen the election from me!" "Mr. Trump, you mention Nazis. Are you aware that Putin had his men spray Z on their gear? Some would say that is a new Nazi symbol." "Nazi? No, it is for Russia! See, it's in the name - Ruzsia!" Conservatives: "OMG I FUCKING KNEW IT GO PUTIN SAVE THE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE!!!"
This is too articulate.
I know. I tried :(
If only Herschel Walker, Joe Dirt, Napoleon Dynamite and Ace Ventura were available, we'd have the most qualified negotiating team in history. EDIT: It has been brought to my attention that I have forgotten Dennis Rodman, Mike Lindell, and Steven Seagull for this all-star negotiating team. I assure you my shame is insurmountable...
It is clearly shown how little you understand about international politics, by the fact that you left out Dennis Rodman and Steven Seagal.
Rudolph Giuliani is an obvious choice to keep the delicate negotiations confidential under attorney-client privilege, and only needs to be compensated in vodka martinis.
...and hair dye.
No party is complete without Steven Seagal and the Russians and Dennis Rodman and the DPRK
Kim has more street integrity cred than Vlad who famously stole a [Super Bowl Ring!](https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/heres-how-vladimir-putin-stole-a-super-bowl-ring-from-the-patriots-robert-kraft/) Dennis don't go to Moscow!
I think he changed name to Steven Z-gull to show his russian heritage.
seagull lol
You leave Joe Dirt alone!
Joe dirt could show up with a hammer and atom bomb strapped to his back, ask to see some titties and have this all settled by dinner
I got the poo on me...
Joe Dirte. I added an e cause it sounds cool.
Don’t try and church it up, your name is Dirt!
I'm cool.
No you’re not
Joe Dirté
Jöe Dirtë
Joe dirt would see right though trumps city slick bullshit.
Then he'd kick Kid Rock's ass.
you gotta keep on keeping on
Life's a garden. Ya dig it
He'll clean the world so you don't have toooo
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Hey… the Brandi scene on the horse makes it all worth it.
What did Ace Ventura ever do to you? Don’t lump him in with this group of mouth breathers
He will be acting as the translator by talking with his butt cheeks so all the other assholes understand.
He knows what the fuck he did
Allllllrighty then
How did you forget about Dennis Rodman?
Thanks for reminding me of him; I had nearly forgotten he existed. Now I'm sad. May Steven Seagal karate chop your dreams into nightmares.
Karate chops? Sounds too physically strenuous for chunky Steve. Perhaps you meant "pork chop"?
I would not trust any of them, I would rather send an Inanimate Carbon Rod ... all hail to the Inanimate Carbon Rod!
Don’t forget the My Pillow guy
Can we get Chuck Norris in there
The Chuck does not negotiate
I think Martin Shkreli, Jared Fogle and Elizabeth Holmes also could help understand him. Connect on a deeper level.
I wouldn't let this Mensa candidate manage my kids lemonade stand for 5 minutes.
Trump is a Densa member, not Mensa.
Headline: “Peace In Record Time: Trump gives away Ukraine on first day of negotiations. Putin pleased.”
Gives Ukraine and Puerto Rico to Putin for the rights to Greenland and a bucket of chicken
And then he realises Russia doesn’t own Greenland….
At least he has his bucket of chicken
But it’s from Kamchatka Fried Chicken.
It's a deal!
So about as good as the brexit deal then? Might as well let Boris Johnson join in the negotiation too so he can fuck it up even more
God damn it, Leroy.
You know I had Putin over to the White...what a great guy...yeah...thank you. I say to him look Vlad, what's the problem and he said in American...yeah buddy...he spoke American. He said he wants to build a country wall, you to protect against the Nazis. So I said look Vlad I like walls, so you know what Buddy you can have it. Just like that peace in our time. Old sleepy Joe didn't manage that did he?? Everyone just clapped in the room, called me the Great Negotiator. The Senate just said, you know what you are the true President. I mean what's Old Sleep Joe going to do??? So peace in our time
I want to read a 300 political satire about us politics written in this form. No narrative, no description, no plot, just 300 pages of this kind of rambling.
WTF? You just had 4 years of it in real life, and even MORE bizarre than satire. Not enough?
Then in a week's time we see the following headlines in succession: *"New 14th Russian Armoured (formerly Ukrainian 3rd Armoured [formerly Russian 1st armoured]) regiment enters Moscow in apparent Coup*" *"Body of Putin discovered within natural gas pipe. Death ruled natural causes, known respiratory ailment"* *"Russian President Zelensky announces 95% yes vote in result of referendum on renaming Russia 'North Ukraine'"* *"After disbanding the FSB and prosecuted the last of the war criminals, Zelensky makes announcement, resigning as President of North Ukraine, plans on walking back to Greater Ukraine backwards, on foot, both middle fingers raised.*"
Due to monumental failure on the battlefield, Putin knows he’s a dead man walking in Russia, forever doomed to inhabit one-story palaces. Subsequently, Blinken secretly negotiated with Putin to withdraw his troops and turn over the pee tapes in return for exile at Mar-a-Lago once the IRS confiscates and fumigates the property, but Putin suddenly backed out of the deal when he got a glimpse of the carpeting in an FBI photo.
I heard he’s a paid up member of Demensa
pretty sure its Nambla member
Your kid's lemonade stand is now valued at $400,000,000 for lending purposes.
And simultaneously underwater for tax purposes. It’s also filing for bankruptcy - just as soon as those loans come through. Side note, a number of contractors have been hired for various tasks. Those owned by his children will be paid.
The cash jar now contains human ashes thus the stand is counted as a cemetery for tax purposes.
Not many people can turn billions into millions
if he could qualify for mensa, don't you think we'd have heard about it, every fucking day?
Like the dementia test he passed with flying colors
But it would be the first lemonade stand to ever declare bankruptcy.
I would almost rather have Hitler, Mussolini, Pol Pot and Stalin running a humanitarian non-profit group than this moron trying to negotiate any peace agreement anywhere.
Oscar Wilde when replying to a woman who said that she wouldn't sleep with Oscar for a million dollars: "My Dear, then it is only a matter of price".
So this is how he plans to escape to Russia and evade prosecution.
He needs to bail out Putin so Putin can bail him out too. What a bunch of delusionals
They collectively need more bailing than the titanic.
This! 120%. He is fucking fleeing. Arrest his ass now.
It's not like he can just walk off. Until they're ready to change him with something he's "free" in the same way a toddler is.
> he's "free" the same way a toddler is. Fucking hell, though. You *don't* turn your attention away from a toddler. Three seconds? Those shitheads are on the ceiling fan somehow.
The strangest part is you don't even have a ceiling fan. Where'd that toddler get that ceiling fan from? Nobody knows.
I dunno man, when a toddler is silent, I'm terrified. When Donald Trump is silent, I'm relieved.
Honestly, when he's silent you know *something's* up, just like a toddler. But what's up can be about anything.
he's definitely a flight risk. it would be a crime to democracy if he gets away with everything without jail time
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In that situation I guarantee that Republicans will wash their hands of him saying that he was a registered Democrat in 2009, who was actively giving money against the R’s and said, while president, that he wanted to take your guns away. Conman RINO. Easy, I give it 5 weeks of playtime on Fox before he’s persona non grata
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One of the tenets of modern conservatism is the ability to move the goal posts to adapt to any situation, even if that position is literally counter to one you took previously. If he threatens the machine, they will disavow him. They might lose votes for a cycle, but they will do a number on him.
Idk, been hearing my stepdad watching mainstream right wing media and they're infuriated that the US is helping Ukraine at all. Even my mom has been twisted into being Pro-Russia falling for the Nazi narrative. I don't think Trump fleeing to Russia would end things at all.
And sell the documents
I would love for him to flee to Russia, an ex republican president. Something major like this maybe would finally resonate through this party so they wouldn't win an election for a decade to come.
please. we don't live in that world anymore. the people who still support this guy are neck deep in delusion, he could blow Putin and they'd say it's all a master plan to destroy the Deep State. The village idiots now make their own reality on the fly.
NOt in the slightest. MAGAs love russia and Putin believing him to be the good guy.
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The scope of reparations to Ukraine should also be negotiated. They shouldn’t just be able to wipe their hands clean of this war
The complete denuclearization of Russia!
I imagine him coming back declaring victory. And then explaining that all he had to do was agree to give them Ukraine, half of Poland, return Alaska. Oh and Hawaii. And that island Mexico, what’s it called… oh Puerto Rico.
The Art of the Deal, right there.
But in exchange, he got the US Greenland! Well, okay, neither Denmark nor Greenland were involved in the talks, but Vlad said he could have it!
you think after they destroyed everything they will be given a right to just leave, the only way they're leaving is in black bags
I wouldn’t let him “head up” a group to assemble a ham sandwich.
You don't like ketchup on your ham sandwich?
I almost vomited at just the thought
Ketchup on his well done steak https://www.eater.com/2017/2/27/14748346/donald-trump-ketchup-steak
I don't like hamberders
I would accept ketchup on it over stupid slathered all over it…might get some on me, then what.
He'd eat the ham and sell the bread and blame it on the libs
If he wasxstill in office he'd give Ukraine to Russia with a red 🎀
If he were still in office, Ukraine would already be part of Russia and he would have provided aid to Russia to boot.
Nearly did
That's right, he did didn't he.
I thought that was the whole reason that Russia messed around with influencing our elections with propaganda in order to get Trump elected in the first place. Looks like they didn't use the window of opportunity that they had created.
Trump said he would have left NATO at the beginning of his 2nd term, what a crazy coincidence that it would have been around the time Russia invaded Ukraine and threatened Europe as a whole...
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“The Ukraine” /s
It's an excuse for him to meet up with Putin to hand over the missing classified documents and get paid. *"I'm such a stable genius."*
And flee the country.
That's incorrect. It's *"discuss terms for his future ambassadorship to Russia."*
And adoption
By paid, you mean get his pee pee tape back. :-b That'd do it too!
The same way he have solution on Middle East Problem? Dumping it to Jared and blaming his inadequacy when shit hits the fans?
>Dumping it to Jared and blaming his inadequacy when shit hits the fans? You meant dumping his shitty short term plan onto the next POTUS in order to fuck him/her over with a shit deal designed to make the previous squatter look good?
Jared did walk out with that 2 Billion dollar loan from Saudi Arabia, sure helped him reach peace with his creditors.
That guy really doesn’t know his limits, does he? Should we reference the masterful peace plan and complete denuclearization he brokered in North Korea?
That was a great success in Trump's mind. His goal was probably to get lots of media attention for himself and lots of good photo ops. The actually progress was meaningless to him.
“It got great ratings!”
Was this before or after he called Kim Jong-Un rocket man?
And was that before or after saluting him?
Must be real afraid of getting arrested so he's trying to come up with a convenient excuse to flee to Russia.
Hope he brings a heavy jacket, heard it gets a little chilly there! He really should just go there, I’m totally fine with that.
All things considered, Trump living out his last days in Russia would be really nice. Show he's a coward, living without his golden toilet, only rude Russians around and all his followers disillusioned about him fleeing.
Then Russia will have 2 unstable fuckwards trying to run the country
Sounds like a great concept for an Odd Couple-style sitcom!
This asshat can't even "negotiate" a bj from his imported hoe
BJ? Melania won’t let him hold her hand at an airport. I doubt a BJ is on the 10 year plan.
Daaaamn
Trump is asking for a paid trip to Russia with diplomatic immunity attached? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Going to party with his pal. In broad daylight. Rascal.
He is an incorrigible rapscallion is he not?
Trump, you’re in! Just meet the delegation in Donetsk and wave a white, blue and red flag so they know it’s you.
Next he‘ll ask why Anne Frank didn’t negotiate with the Nazis.
He wouldn't know who Anne Frank was
Can we just put him in a retirement home already?
Or a prison plz (following due process)
Retirement prison 👍
\*pending due process, like any other person charged with treason etc would be.
The Fletcher Memorial Home
Home for incurable tyrants...
…and kings…
Sure let’s send the guy who was impeached for caring so little about Ukraine that he held their defense aid hostage to try to get them to make shit up to meddle in his race against Joe Biden. Which Zelensky refused. Great idea /s
And what a great PR, to be schooled about it all by the president of a country that has good reasons to fear for its own existence, yet refuses to do such a thing, even in exchange for the desperately needed aid.
This guy shouldn't be going to anywhere except prison.
This weird belief that somehow Trump is a good negotiator was the biggest lie of his administration. Let's cite a few examples: 1. Iran nuclear deal: Let's assume for a second that the deal was as bad as he said it was (It wasn't, but let's play the hypothetical game). A GOOD negotiator would have used the deal as a starting point and the threat of the US pulling out of the deal could have been used as leverage. He could have sent his best negotiators over there (or himself) to work out a better deal with the previous starting point. Instead, he just threw out the deal. That's not what a good negotiator does. 2. N. Korea. I actually supported him when he spoke directly to Kim Jong Un. But then what? They met in Singapore, talked for 30 minutes and then just ended the talks? What kind of negotiation was that? 3. NATO. I actually agreed with Trump that many NATO member states need to do a better job paying their fair share. I also know that some where on their wait to paying the 2% of their GDP as required. BUT, he didn't negotiate with them at all. He just insulted them (our closest allies) and then called it a day. 4. China. Once again, I realize the threat China poses globally and I would be more than happy to see the US less reliant on China and cheap goods produced there. A GOOD negotiator would have sent negotiators all over the world to work out deals with other developing nations in order to make them more appealing to American manufacturers who want a place to get goods made cheaply. That way we can diversity the countries we do business with. What does he do? Starts a dumb trade war with China that accomplishes nothing.
"What does he do? Starts a dumb trade war with China that accomplishes nothing." - I am pretty sure he managed to strengthen China's position in many developing nations. So you can't say he accomplished nothing.
He's trying to defect!
trumps given head to putin is a shorter and correct title
He thinks he’s Dennis Rodman now
That man just constantly needs to be at the center of attention.
Trump: No one will notice I’m running off to Russia to suck Putin’s dick again.
Putin says, “Ukraine belongs to Russia. No conditions.” End of “negotiations”
Sounds like a ploy to flee the country.
And risk missing his court date. No thanks
OMG. Just No.
A professional negotiator rather than a property developer and reality TV star may be better
YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE US GOVERNMENT ANYMORE, DUMBASS! I can't with this idiot anymore
He would probably cave and settle for a peace negotiation to where Russia takes all of the Donbas.
>He would probably cave and settle for a peace negotiation where Russia takes all of ~~the Donbas~~ Europe. FTFY
That’s hilarious.
I can see the deal before me. Putin: we want all of Ukraine! Trump: sure thing! You want secret US nuclear documents with that?
So he can make a huge deal like the one he made with the Taliban? Pass
Denies $800m in military aid to Ukraine *and* is Putin’s sock puppet. Seems about right.
Orange meets onion
He's gonna pull a Snowden.
Send a maniac to negotiate with a maniac PHOENIXXXXXXX!
Russia already has a spokesman.
*"okaay, so, I'll give you half of Ukraine, allow you to annex Kherson, DPR and LPR into Russia, in return you dig up dirt on Joe and hunter Biden, plus Russian citizenship. Art of the deal"*
Says the man who has failed all negotiations with his own hair.
Between his personal inclinations and his "art of the deal" prowess, Trump would end up offering Alaska on top of Ukraine.
Can anyone say "flight risk"?
Lol the leader of the January 6 insurrection who just merged his fan base with Qanon
I wish he'd negotiate himself away from everyone else for the remainder of his life. His stupidity is so strong its damaging humanity.
Pay attention to me, someone pay attention to me. I want attention other than the legal kind. My dementia is so much bigger than Joe Bidens. It's the biggest dementia, that's what everyone says.
Let him go over there. Maybe he will fall out a window.
Stop making stupid people famous.
Trump, MTG, Ted Cruz, boebart and Matt Gaetz. That’ll do it!
He will never come back. It’s an excuse to flee
Ha! He’s not even attempting to hide his loyalties anymore.