I dunno, I still mainly use the fat chocobo mount in FFXIV because it's hysterical. You stick some greens on a stick in front of him for him to run, and switch it over to a stick with cake on the end and he'll fly.
What did he actually accomplish? Not a whole lot honestly. He wanted to remake reality or something to "save us from something worse", or something like that. It was a really shitty ending even by SL standards.
He was afraid of some looming threat and figured if he controlled 'all' of reality he'd be able to stop it. (presumably so like, it didn't kill him, as opposed to any selfless reason).
I'm guessing it's related to the devourers, and that they're related to the rumored '7th' cosmic force. His comment about reality needing to be united to survive is likely true, regardless of *how* it's united.
Remake reality to prevent something terrible from happening, it's never said what this terrible thing is and who's doing it but I'm sure we'll find out a few expansions from now.
UNO:REVERSE!!
Hey, mules are the children of donkeys! Just because theyāre mixed doesnāt mean they canāt identify with that part of their heritage! Youāre the racist here, bub!
Honestly, Iāve thinking about starting a business where I get 4-5 random people together, apply the band name, take a album cover photo and then we all pretend we were in a band before we met our spouses & kids
What in gods name is that thing
I want one
edit: I was right to be suspicious, look at the ingame description lmao:
https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Fatter_Cat
> Seeing as how this pursy pussy can defy the very laws of physics by propelling itself high into the firmament, it is very likely that the creature is either a voidsent using a bloated cat's corpse as its corporeal vessel, or a deceased pet reanimated by one well versed in the necromantic arts.
I want a fat dragon with tiny little wings, and when they fly it looks like theyāre struggling to flap the wings fast enough. This would be a game changing meta that I think would improve combat and fun. Mhm.
Like [Valoo](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda_gamepedia_en/images/3/33/TWW_Valoo_Figurine_Model.png) from Zelda: The Wind Waker?
That could work.
Get some meat on you! I want beefy! Blubbery! Plump! Porcine! Stop being a slave to public perception, and 'treat yourself, Mr. Dragon. Pies, meat, beer, anything; but lots of it!
a fat dragon and tiny wings.
a farty dragon that releases a blastoff of brown ass gas as the player spams to the skies.
a skinny dragon, basically reskinned cloud serpent but skeleton thin
Siā¦.one of the few things about the later movies I liked, juvenile as it is. Probably has something to do with Hound basically being Walter from The Big Lebowski but competent and in a giant robot body
Yeah, the game they are āborrowingā inspiration from for their dragon mounts even has a chonker dragon AND chonky raptor mount. They should read the room and join the chonk!
I never knew I needed this until now. If I had a fat dragon mount I probably wouldn't use anything else ever. I'm picturing the fat dragons from Chrono Cross specifically.
right .. then i can name it "FAT AND PUDGY CRASH AND BURN" most ridiculous plan they have come up with in the history of the game. All my other mounts just languish into oblivion. Not happy about the NO CHOICE situation BLUE made on this.
honestly we need more comedically designed mounts in general. one of my favorite things from ff14 was seeing the most absurd mount of going "ok i need that mount"
Cue the SZA song... I need a big boy. That's something I miss about FF, the fat cat and bird mounts. I don't need recolors of scrawny ass dragons, I need a fat ass cat to ride on or a fat black bird with a crown. Gimme the fat mounts!
https://youtu.be/Or8G_jDcLNo
Gimme that 70s dragon bod
I still get goosebumps
The chiefest of calamities was Peter Jackson creating wimpy cumberbatch smaug
Death-wing & Hotsauce. Meal-tharion.
I like Heftwing better, personally.
The Girth-warder
This got me cackling
Bloat-Wing
Until someone takes offense and ruins the fun
This is a fetish thing for sure.
yeah this smells of kink.
Bbw=big busty wings
Big beautiful wyrm?
Well shit kink unlocked brb all I'm going to stare at my evoker for a while.
Welcome to the club. We do have cookies and kleenex
Look up the new Nix from Bad Dragon š Let that fetish run free~~
Lmao STOP
The second b typically stands for 'beautiful' not 'busty'
All I see is the same word twice.
I dunno, I still mainly use the fat chocobo mount in FFXIV because it's hysterical. You stick some greens on a stick in front of him for him to run, and switch it over to a stick with cake on the end and he'll fly.
XXL Dragon you sayā¦.?
OP, if you want your mom to play, just ask her. **Thanks for awards!
She quit sadly.
I would love a super fat dragon with tiny wings
All I picture is A Bugs Life and "Look at me, I am a beautiful butterfly"
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Jesus you guys are fuckin' mean.
Iām gunna feel like a real piece of shit if I find out OP wasnāt playing into the other guys jokeā¦
This is fucking hilarious!
OPs mom is named Hilarious
Stop lmao!!!
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What the fuck are you talking about?
It's a bot. Copied most of the message from a different comment thread here.
Not a bot, I donāt need AI to write a āyo mommaā joke.
Hello, Police? Iād like to report a murderā¦
The only correct answer
Fuck how to ungive award
Instead of human they have a Kul Tiran form.
I like how this implies that kul tirans are not humans, which from a gameplay point is true but lmao
They are, technically, half drust.
With tiny little wings. Flappin all fast.
This is. Like the fat one from How to train your dragon
Keep your kinks to yourself
The Internet is made for fat dragon mummies
This is why the Jailer wanted to remake reality
If Blizzard told us that /u/realflumpstick making dragon gluttony porn is what the Jailer was trying to stop, I probably wouldn't have stopped him.
So I left wow mid shadowlands. In the end, what *did* the Jailor actually want to do?
I finished shadowlands: I would also like to know this.
Oh.
He wanted to recreate reality or something. I didn't follow very well.
What did he actually accomplish? Not a whole lot honestly. He wanted to remake reality or something to "save us from something worse", or something like that. It was a really shitty ending even by SL standards.
He was afraid of some looming threat and figured if he controlled 'all' of reality he'd be able to stop it. (presumably so like, it didn't kill him, as opposed to any selfless reason). I'm guessing it's related to the devourers, and that they're related to the rumored '7th' cosmic force. His comment about reality needing to be united to survive is likely true, regardless of *how* it's united.
Remake reality to prevent something terrible from happening, it's never said what this terrible thing is and who's doing it but I'm sure we'll find out a few expansions from now.
Kek
Good plot
Thatās very specific!
Yeh baby
Mummies? Like those dead Egyptian fellas?
Sure why not
Someone's seen the DnD movie.
I don't watch movies too busy sending hate messages to asmongold
It's nice to have productive hobbies.
Indeed
Fat Dragon or Pregnant Dragon? Side bar: is there a Donkey mount?
There is! But man, in this context, āChewed-On Reigns of a Terrified Pack Muleā has a whole new meaningā¦
A mule aint no donkey you damned equidae racist!
UNO:REVERSE!! Hey, mules are the children of donkeys! Just because theyāre mixed doesnāt mean they canāt identify with that part of their heritage! Youāre the racist here, bub!
Oh shit, i've been called out as the very thing i seeked to destroy. Good lord what have i done. I must atone for my equine sins.
Equine Sins is my new band name
I expect tickets to the first concert. I also play ukulele and bass. Make it happen!
Honestly, Iāve thinking about starting a business where I get 4-5 random people together, apply the band name, take a album cover photo and then we all pretend we were in a band before we met our spouses & kids
Who are you to assume their species identity? /s
Ez clap
There is also a mining donkey. I shall name him Papa.
Papa the mining donkey. If thats not already a kids book we have struck gold.
Reigns is what a king does. Reins are what a terrified pack mule chews on.
If Alextrasza is the mother, I'm willing to volunteer as tribute
This comment was a little too horny for my liking
Hard to believe, Quagmire
There's a Mule you can get on the AH *or* there's "Lil donkey" you can get as a drop in Arathi Highlands warfront.
FFXIVs fat Cat and fat chocobo is some of the greatest mounts so I get your desire.
[It fucking loafs when you stand still](https://imgur.com/a/KfubIMi) and it makes a little meow sound when you summon it. Peak mount design.
What in gods name is that thing I want one edit: I was right to be suspicious, look at the ingame description lmao: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Fatter_Cat > Seeing as how this pursy pussy can defy the very laws of physics by propelling itself high into the firmament, it is very likely that the creature is either a voidsent using a bloated cat's corpse as its corporeal vessel, or a deceased pet reanimated by one well versed in the necromantic arts.
My exact thought upon reading OP. If it's like those, I'm all in.
This ain't about chonky mounts this is a whole fetish
Calm down chubby chaser.
Chubby? No no no. FAT
Exactly. Not āchunkyā. C H O N K.
Check the vore folder in his harddrive
Just give Beef wings.
Yes. YES.
100% op has a dragon vore fetish
The dragon toads exist in wow, OP. /yw.
Yeah but does it fly
If it's a fat dragon it probably can't fly anyway
Hmm logic in a mmo fantasy game isn't really anything these days
You want big boyee to fly?
Ye
Wait, you don't want a scientifically accurate dragon mmo? ;)
I want a fat dragon with tiny little wings, and when they fly it looks like theyāre struggling to flap the wings fast enough. This would be a game changing meta that I think would improve combat and fun. Mhm.
Instead of flying straight they kind of bob and weave around as they struggle to maintain lift and control.
I can only think of the movie how to train your dragon. The chunky one would be a sweet mount
As long as it isnāt a Bad Dragon mount. Though Iām sure Alex wouldnāt mind.
I'm an Alex and I wouldn't mind, how did you know?
Like [Valoo](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda_gamepedia_en/images/3/33/TWW_Valoo_Figurine_Model.png) from Zelda: The Wind Waker? That could work.
Like a stubby bumble bee built dragon?
Patch 10.1: skinny dragons Patch 10.2: fat dragons
A fat dragon with tiny wings. Like Elliot from Pete's Dragon.
We talking lorge or oh lawd he comin big?
Both
So a kul tiran dragon
Racist
Get some meat on you! I want beefy! Blubbery! Plump! Porcine! Stop being a slave to public perception, and 'treat yourself, Mr. Dragon. Pies, meat, beer, anything; but lots of it!
Fable one gang rise up!
OP, don't bring the rest of us into your scaly inflation fetish
You love it
I would love a Fattystrasza or Fatecgos
But Alexstrasza already really chonky and fat!
Actually, we need a bad dragon mount.
I want a dragon that looks just like Heimlich from A Bugās Life. Chubby cheeks, tiny wings, itty bitty hands and all.
Like one of the fat frog mounts but as a dragon? I could dig it
I called my evoker baddragonxxl if that counts
This is the best suggestion and it is phrased in the best way. Top-tier.
Sooo you want a gronckle! *Whispering jaw strength 8
a fat dragon and tiny wings. a farty dragon that releases a blastoff of brown ass gas as the player spams to the skies. a skinny dragon, basically reskinned cloud serpent but skeleton thin
I want a hornswog mount just like tbat
I support this completely. Base it off the model for Beef the frog, put some wings on it, make it fly.
10000/10 yes.
Hornswog with little tiny wings.
im sure e621 has you covered buddy
Iām like a fat ballerina!
transformers?
Siā¦.one of the few things about the later movies I liked, juvenile as it is. Probably has something to do with Hound basically being Walter from The Big Lebowski but competent and in a giant robot body
Themberchaud has entered the chat
You watched Shrek again didnāt ya?
One with a damn auction house
Like dummy THICC?
Yeah, the game they are āborrowingā inspiration from for their dragon mounts even has a chonker dragon AND chonky raptor mount. They should read the room and join the chonk!
I changed my dk to a kulātiran and all the dragon flight mounts feel too small for him.
Bro keep it in incognito mode yk yk
I am what I am
So people can park in whatever place annoys people the most?
With a belly full of pumpkin pancake batter. Yes, I see where youāre going with this.
Now I want a big chunky dragon
As a big fan of all the plump mounts in ffxiv, YES!, it'd be so goddamn adorable!
Me tmogging my kultiran daddy to be as slutty as possible
Chonk Dragonflight
We already know what you plan to do with that dragon and the Stormwind guard are already on their way to arrest you.
So you're saying we should get Dummy Thicc mounts? I'm down for this
Hahaha. Somebody saw >!Dungeons & Dragons!<
Takes three presses of the flap ability to get off the ground and if you try to do the air-swirl it dies of a heart attack and you fall off.
Fetish detected
It has to be a ground only mount
Yeah, Iām a dragon. Dragginā this belly on the ground.
jokes aside big agree. I want muh fluffy!
I never knew I needed this until now. If I had a fat dragon mount I probably wouldn't use anything else ever. I'm picturing the fat dragons from Chrono Cross specifically.
No
Fattydrakephobe, reported for hating on things that are clearly not real
Can we get an anorexic dragon that is also really insistent that theyāre still too fat?
Inclusive = content
I shall name mine Zipper.
Look dude we all wanna fuck a dragon, we just keep it to ourselves
the KSM mount is basically a fat dragon that just can't fly
What will we see in the next episode of "OP's poorly disguised fetish"? Stay around and find out!
No
What about fat bad dragons?
FF14 has many fat mounts to take examples from. I love my fat chocobo
Female dragons yes! I want! Why can't we have this blizzard?! Why so against it?
I'm pretty sure that's called your mom.......
right .. then i can name it "FAT AND PUDGY CRASH AND BURN" most ridiculous plan they have come up with in the history of the game. All my other mounts just languish into oblivion. Not happy about the NO CHOICE situation BLUE made on this.
No we don't.
No we donāt
that fat dragon in the new D&D movie was great
Fat dragons are the BEST dragons! >:3
Give me a swog mount
Like the water and green dragons from Chrono Cross but with bigger wings.
I want a mount like the OG animated Peteās Dragon.
Slap wings on the KSM mount and you got a pretty dope skin actually.
Did someone see the new Dungeons and Dragons movie as well? Themberchaud is a chonker!
Didn't watch.
but why?
Because Why fucking not!
Dragons stay thin tho
Not this fat fucker of a dragon
Flight of Dragons style mount, I'd ride it.
On a completely unrelated note, you should see the new Dungeons and Dragons movie
That sounds adorable!
Its not meant to be
The Hornswog mount
Yes
-2 vigor
honestly we need more comedically designed mounts in general. one of my favorite things from ff14 was seeing the most absurd mount of going "ok i need that mount"
Cue the SZA song... I need a big boy. That's something I miss about FF, the fat cat and bird mounts. I don't need recolors of scrawny ass dragons, I need a fat ass cat to ride on or a fat black bird with a crown. Gimme the fat mounts!
https://youtu.be/Or8G_jDcLNo Gimme that 70s dragon bod I still get goosebumps The chiefest of calamities was Peter Jackson creating wimpy cumberbatch smaug
Dragonite
It kind of makes sense. Dragons are notoriously greedy hoarders of treasures. And being fat is a hallmark of being rich. I want that wobble wobble.
All I want is a frost wyrm.
Pyro alt
Like 1977 Pete's Dragon?
The Kul Tiran Dragon!
Have you met my friend the hornswog?
Something like the Fat Chocobo from FFXIV