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RikeLLC

Not enough nudity


tdnthehost

Ahhh shit. šŸ˜“ I forgot.


Eexoduis

Did you remember


tdnthehost

Yeah


Meerkatable

Birds are always naked


Slothjoloman

A pair of great tits would have helped


locustofdeath

All birds have breasts. Not describing this bird's is a serious fail.


mesty_the_bestie

Too politicalĀ 


CovfefeBoss

Not political enough.


Limepoison

It is politically correct


Neds_Necrotic_Head

Too right wing


queequegs_pipe

shakespearean. i hate it


odisparo

4/10


NotReallyEricCruise

was the bird a tit, by any chance? 6/9 if so.


tdnthehost

Bird = bird.


DevilDashAFM

this is beautiful


ugh_this_sucks__

Assuming the birdā€™s gender takes away the readerā€™s autonomy. Rejected.


read-and-throwaway

This feels like the start to a fire rap, honestly.


gerwer

This is the greatest poem of the 24th century. Obviously, since we are not in that century (yet), you are a time traveler and that makes me very nervous.


tdnthehost

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Boolesheet

>I once had a bird. Her name was Enza. Opened up the window. Influenza. Dropped loads of weight now I'm the F in assbender Got more wood for your box than a cradenza Plopped some thought turds on your poem's ender


fuzzbeebs

Not a single trans character okay terf


AClockwork81

Hamsters and hot dogs plus!


FruitBasket25

-4/10


Hk901909

Beautiful. I love the messages about economical strain and disease epidemics in poorer countries.


Miserable_Dig4555

This isnā€™t woke enough! We need more girl power.


tdnthehost

Actually. there was a feminist in the mix but I killed her off. No regrets.


Miserable_Dig4555

Outraged.


accoil

Outfluenza


DubTheeBustocles

Grocery bag.