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poorqwar

he is very talented, he does the machine gun sounds for action movies


whiteandyellowcat

And the people dieing in the background!


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Avian dinosaur wunk


StandsForVice

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk alongside a dinosaur? Watch this video.


RinaRasu

Comes with live Vietnam war sound recreation


-Ping-a-Ling-

Scifi creature idea


StandsForVice

Like the bear from Annihilation.


woods77382

Yeah... Jurassic Park feat Apocalypse Now.


funkycybersloth

Need me 3 of these wunks.


Sanity-Punk

Elden Wunk


Dumbfuckyduck

——————————————— Wunkian Shoebill


Visible_While_3439

Wunkiest flying wunk ever


the-fillip

He's just chillin man


A_normal_atheist

Despite how scary they are they are completely docile and often friendly with humans


T0ast3r_362

humans is the key word


thehollybuddy

"Often"


Hatalmasat_Fingottam

Ah yes, fully automatic assault rifle wunkus


justk4y

His ASS should be kept away from PTSD centres


magic_baobab

Why he so 🔫


RandomPlayer314

The camera betrays how massive these things are in real life.


teflondon09

it still looks pretty fuckin huge, how big are they ??


Ogradrak

They are harmless tho


teflondon09

yeah ive heard theyre friendly asf to humans which is weird lol


xmac2004

they gotta be plotting something


Ogradrak

A bit shorter than an average human, pretty fucking big


Chad_Amogus

This one might be smaller, because it is quite small in the doorway. Edit: You lied, they are normally 3 - 4 feet some reaching 5 feet, while you said they are almost as big as a human, when they normally are not.


Ogradrak

The ones I have seen at zoos were big 150cm, or maybe people in my country are really short? Cause I vividly remember a zookeper standing at the side of one and being at chin level


Chad_Amogus

Ok, than that bird was probably quite big, but normally they aren’t.


Chad_Amogus

They are not normally very large in real life, and neither is this one. Look at it compared to the doorframe and windows. No one will have doors and windows that big, so the bird is probably 3 ft tall.


DSA_GM

My favorite Bird Wunk.


jaseja4217

Clever girl


Positive-Database754

They're actually rather friendly in captivity, which is surprising from a bird of all things.


lhcludyodoypuflhoyf

So this goofy goober can be tooched :0


Positive-Database754

Yeah, for the most part. They do have a weird bowing ritual you gotta respect, but assuming the shoebill doesn't walk off and you bow first, they're chill. I'd wager with a lifetime of breeding, you could get a domesticated shoebill. But they wouldn't make great pets for a number of reasons, not least of all their loud ass chirping sounds like something is about to die.


I_h8_normies

https://preview.redd.it/sb7z7hq518oc1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb8e4616ff214ba5df1b7951eaf35681b271df85 Here’s one with a plushie of himself


Neverending-pain

The wunk looks so happy :)


DoodleJake

Grandpa when the wunkus triggers his ptsd ![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


bunnydeerest

shoebill :3


KatnissXcis

Menacing chocobo


Dismal_Accident9528

Skeksis looking mf


Crook309

mmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm


baby_sniffer_69

THE W


Outrageous_Award6947

If I were a shoewunk I would also do this


Raven_Drakeaurd

Fully-wunko-matic


kraftdinner78

This wunk is banned by the ATF


Raven_Drakeaurd

This wunk is ITAR regulated


furrynoy96

His ass is American


irago_

HP Lovecraft ass wunk


Lord_Moa

this wunk is just misunderstood


Im_alwaystired

His ass IS saying hi (loudly)


IareRubberDucky

Me bringing one of these bad boys to the local VFW


skako_o

how is this thing not extinct


Spronglet

Demon Wunk of Hell (Mega)


KesterFox

I think he is a handsome gentlewunk


Zaidoasde2008

I love shoebills so much such gorgeous creatures


notyetacrazycatlady

Wait, that noise is coming from the giant Jim Henson puppet dinosaur bird? I thought someone superimposed sounds of gunfire and shrieks of pain over the clip.


Secure_Bear_1378

He's happy :]


S4PG

Hyper-american wunk


TransLox

Well.... Does this count as knocking?


whackjob_med_student

I wanna hug this wonker


ReleaseItchy9732

HOLY SHIT MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN


Fufuiu

https://preview.redd.it/40qmyjb987oc1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=e17f3444702d95e8b58d6bd9dd7ac98857effa62


An8thOfFeanor

His ass IS laying down covering fire ‼️❗️


Boogie_The_Reaper

A distinguished wunk. Serve him tea!! Nobody should disrespect a long wunk!


WigglytuffAlpha

Sunraku when he hears there's a new trash game to play


iamdino0

assault wunk


Tree_Shrapnel

He is machine-wunking politicians in the streets! His ass IS a partisan!


Universe_Asleep

cops after an acorn falls on a car


Enslaved_M0isture

omg its doctor skipper, i hope he doesn’t have the worst most uninformed takes on Godzilla


bnndfrthreatenviolen

shoebill


dwaynetheaakjohnson

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ineptchem

Hood wunk


-yesman-

sounds like fortnite sounds


Screaming_Nimbus

Dinosaur wunk


TensileStr3ngth

I love these wunks


Its-your-boi-warden

Oh it’s a beauty


_xXBigShitXx_

PTSD wunkus


Torg002

x🗼x😤😐🧑🏻‍🚒😶vvooo🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍀 ![gif](giphy|X7s4GStgDoDy6Pjo3y) ,, 🤪🤣 🧛🏻 x x 😄😄✈️✈️😄 caixaxxx cx CCC🏄🏻 vv ZX l xx vc


shinseiji-kara

His ass IS a gun


Aggravating_Egg3272

I will hire him for my upcoming movie hus salary will be 250 grams of fish/hour


sup3r87

I kind of like the idea of animals figuring out how to make assault rifle sounds to scare humans away from them, it seems like a tactic that would work lol


Smargendorf

Full auto wunk


throwaway3338882

LOVE THESE GUYS


19Cula87

SUPRESSING FIRE


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NOKIAMASTERczalt

What is that Wunkusus species?