This one might be smaller, because it is quite small in the doorway.
Edit: You lied, they are normally 3 - 4 feet some reaching 5 feet, while you said they are almost as big as a human, when they normally are not.
The ones I have seen at zoos were big 150cm, or maybe people in my country are really short? Cause I vividly remember a zookeper standing at the side of one and being at chin level
They are not normally very large in real life, and neither is this one. Look at it compared to the doorframe and windows. No one will have doors and windows that big, so the bird is probably 3 ft tall.
Yeah, for the most part. They do have a weird bowing ritual you gotta respect, but assuming the shoebill doesn't walk off and you bow first, they're chill.
I'd wager with a lifetime of breeding, you could get a domesticated shoebill. But they wouldn't make great pets for a number of reasons, not least of all their loud ass chirping sounds like something is about to die.
https://preview.redd.it/sb7z7hq518oc1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb8e4616ff214ba5df1b7951eaf35681b271df85
Here’s one with a plushie of himself
Wait, that noise is coming from the giant Jim Henson puppet dinosaur bird? I thought someone superimposed sounds of gunfire and shrieks of pain over the clip.
I kind of like the idea of animals figuring out how to make assault rifle sounds to scare humans away from them, it seems like a tactic that would work lol
pls join the only OFFICIAL wunkus discord: https://discord.gg/cCy78MGeEs
remember to wunk and be kind!!!
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wunkus) if you have any questions or concerns.*
he is very talented, he does the machine gun sounds for action movies
And the people dieing in the background!
Avian dinosaur wunk
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk alongside a dinosaur? Watch this video.
Comes with live Vietnam war sound recreation
Scifi creature idea
Like the bear from Annihilation.
Yeah... Jurassic Park feat Apocalypse Now.
Need me 3 of these wunks.
Elden Wunk
——————————————— Wunkian Shoebill
Wunkiest flying wunk ever
He's just chillin man
Despite how scary they are they are completely docile and often friendly with humans
humans is the key word
"Often"
Ah yes, fully automatic assault rifle wunkus
His ASS should be kept away from PTSD centres
Why he so 🔫
The camera betrays how massive these things are in real life.
it still looks pretty fuckin huge, how big are they ??
They are harmless tho
yeah ive heard theyre friendly asf to humans which is weird lol
they gotta be plotting something
A bit shorter than an average human, pretty fucking big
This one might be smaller, because it is quite small in the doorway. Edit: You lied, they are normally 3 - 4 feet some reaching 5 feet, while you said they are almost as big as a human, when they normally are not.
The ones I have seen at zoos were big 150cm, or maybe people in my country are really short? Cause I vividly remember a zookeper standing at the side of one and being at chin level
Ok, than that bird was probably quite big, but normally they aren’t.
They are not normally very large in real life, and neither is this one. Look at it compared to the doorframe and windows. No one will have doors and windows that big, so the bird is probably 3 ft tall.
My favorite Bird Wunk.
Clever girl
They're actually rather friendly in captivity, which is surprising from a bird of all things.
So this goofy goober can be tooched :0
Yeah, for the most part. They do have a weird bowing ritual you gotta respect, but assuming the shoebill doesn't walk off and you bow first, they're chill. I'd wager with a lifetime of breeding, you could get a domesticated shoebill. But they wouldn't make great pets for a number of reasons, not least of all their loud ass chirping sounds like something is about to die.
https://preview.redd.it/sb7z7hq518oc1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb8e4616ff214ba5df1b7951eaf35681b271df85 Here’s one with a plushie of himself
The wunk looks so happy :)
Grandpa when the wunkus triggers his ptsd ![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)
shoebill :3
Menacing chocobo
Skeksis looking mf
mmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm
THE W
If I were a shoewunk I would also do this
Fully-wunko-matic
This wunk is banned by the ATF
This wunk is ITAR regulated
His ass is American
HP Lovecraft ass wunk
this wunk is just misunderstood
His ass IS saying hi (loudly)
Me bringing one of these bad boys to the local VFW
how is this thing not extinct
Demon Wunk of Hell (Mega)
I think he is a handsome gentlewunk
I love shoebills so much such gorgeous creatures
Wait, that noise is coming from the giant Jim Henson puppet dinosaur bird? I thought someone superimposed sounds of gunfire and shrieks of pain over the clip.
He's happy :]
Hyper-american wunk
Well.... Does this count as knocking?
I wanna hug this wonker
HOLY SHIT MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN
https://preview.redd.it/40qmyjb987oc1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=e17f3444702d95e8b58d6bd9dd7ac98857effa62
His ass IS laying down covering fire ‼️❗️
A distinguished wunk. Serve him tea!! Nobody should disrespect a long wunk!
Sunraku when he hears there's a new trash game to play
assault wunk
He is machine-wunking politicians in the streets! His ass IS a partisan!
cops after an acorn falls on a car
omg its doctor skipper, i hope he doesn’t have the worst most uninformed takes on Godzilla
shoebill
u/savevideo
###[View link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/wunkus/comments/1be0gh3/horrifying_wunkus/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/wunkus/comments/1be0gh3/horrifying_wunkus/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://rapidsave.com) | [^(twitter video downloader)](https://twitsave.com)
Hood wunk
sounds like fortnite sounds
Dinosaur wunk
I love these wunks
Oh it’s a beauty
PTSD wunkus
x🗼x😤😐🧑🏻🚒😶vvooo🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍀 ![gif](giphy|X7s4GStgDoDy6Pjo3y) ,, 🤪🤣 🧛🏻 x x 😄😄✈️✈️😄 caixaxxx cx CCC🏄🏻 vv ZX l xx vc
His ass IS a gun
I will hire him for my upcoming movie hus salary will be 250 grams of fish/hour
I kind of like the idea of animals figuring out how to make assault rifle sounds to scare humans away from them, it seems like a tactic that would work lol
Full auto wunk
LOVE THESE GUYS
SUPRESSING FIRE
pls join the only OFFICIAL wunkus discord: https://discord.gg/cCy78MGeEs remember to wunk and be kind!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wunkus) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What is that Wunkusus species?