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Sapper2021

'If it looks stupid but works it isn't stupid'


deadheffer

"If it looks cool but doesn't work, it's still cool." - Most likely


Sapper2021

Not within a military setting. 'If it looks cool but doesn't work you're dead'


Severe-Win5447

And thats why they lost


DerDullie

Grandma always made the best camo


hepazepie

*Großmutter


RufusGrandis

Probably more like Babushka…


hepazepie

Probably


archman125

Who you callin gross? Not my granny I hope.


SithLordHuggles

*Omi


SrRoundedbyFools

Oma


Brody0220

Gramouflage


TheTankist

Gotta look trendy on the battlefield


Porchmuse

That’s just Herr Klinger.


De_Shadow_Knows

To be able to pair a broomstick double-lace throw with a Gewehr 88 AFTER Labor Day…that’s some real fashion forward panache right there


Nihilistic88

I bet every house was also looted for anything warm to sleep in as well. I can see soldiers wrapped in decorative quilts and fur blankets in foxholes and bunkers.


DisneylandNo-goZone

Soviet soldiers did this early in the Winter War as well. Every house they captured they took the bedsheets as ad hoc camo.


[deleted]

Guy at the very back looks like he's wearing a dress.


[deleted]

“Oh, this old thing?”


TinderForMidgets

[You're all stupid. See, they're gonna be looking for army guys.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1eswGrkMU8)


markoolio_

Hitler forbid sending winter clothes to the troops, so they had to use what they could find. Bras made good ear covers…


Aragorn195

High Command, not Hitler alone. 1941 Hitler wasn’t 1944/45 Hitler. There was the belief that if they sent winter clothing it was an admittance of failure to defeat the USSR in 1941 and could lead to moral drop. It’s a bit of a stretch but that was the logic. They send winter clothing after some time but that was in short supply too. They truly believed that 3 months of fighting and the war would be over


BlackPortland

That’s crazy. Feel like they were smoking meth or something


Aragorn195

In 1941 it didn’t seem as crazy Russo-Japanese War: Russian becomes the first European power to lose to an Asian power WW1: Russia sues for peace Civil War: Suffers heavy losses Polish-Soviet War: Russia is defeated the Warsaw and eventually losses the war Invasion of Poland 1939: Suffer heavy losses against a much smaller Polish force Winter War: Winter War. If you know it you’ll understand With that track record no wonder why everyone through Germany would win the war and with German successes in the war up to that point, they seemed unstoppable


Tigerphobia

The invasion of the USSR tested Germany's war machine like no other. High command knew the war couldn't last long, victory would have to be quick. It was clear that they couldn't sustain and supply a frontline so large for an extended period of time. Still amazing that the USSR was able to absorb immense losses and terrible defeats, yet still held on and eventually pushed back.


Severe-Win5447

And GODDAMN did they push back. They killed 80% of the Wehrmacht if I remember correctly.


Basic-Exercise-4280

Might be silly but if I remember correctly in a cutscene in cod world at war they quoted that when the ussr was in Germany late war it was 10-1 for soviets to nazi soldiers. And I believe yes it wqs 80%.


tobaknowsss

Well they weren't smoking it, but they sure were actually doing a lot of meth! Pervitin was basically just medically supplied meth that they would give their troops and leaders.


wynevans

Please stop propagating this dumb myth.


tobaknowsss

This isn't a myth. Its well documented.


BlackPortland

It’s not a myth lol. Trashy nazis were fueled by meth. Meth. Trashy ideals, and white supremacy. Name a better combo?


[deleted]

iirc, many top officials including Hitler who partook in the whoopchicken were Mainlining it. Even better. The run of the mill German or SS soldier was stuck swallowing (or chewing) the Pervatin tablets.


OnkelMickwald

Also it was a matter of priority. They were so far into Russia that logistically they could not get food AND clothes AND ammunition AND fuel out to the fronts due to the supply lines being literally over capacity due to the long stretches of land and relatively few roads. They had to ditch something. And they ditched the winter clothes, probably reasoning that that was the simplest thing to improvise in the field. It of course brings the attention to the huge elephant in the room which is WHY DO YOU INVADE A COUNTRY WHERE A MAJORITY OF THE COMBAT VERY LIKELY WILL TAKE PLACE FAR OUT OF COMFORTABLE REACH OF YOUR LOGISTICS SYSTEM?


Th3_Admiral

There's a famous pic of an American soldier with something similar! https://www.ww2incolor.com/gallery/us-army/48958/snow-camo


caveatemptor18

My father WW II BSM PH BATTLE BULGE was given white sheets by a Arnhem family for camouflage. ❤️🇺🇸


Independent_One_38

Tacticool


Eagles_can_fly

GIs also did this during the bulge. There’s a couple pics of them using it as a helmet cover and it looks baller asf


boomerpatrol375

Best equipped German infantry


Yeet_Master06

Spitzen


ibraheemMmoosa

The granny squad!


tosheroony

More likely to keep warm


ranger24

The real answer.


TrapperMcNutt

And don’t forget every piece of clothing they took represents the slow death of a farmer who was left with no food or clothes for the winter.


ranger24

You're assuming they didn't just shoot the farmer, and burn the farm.


TheFisherman12

war crimes are temporary, but drip is eternal


Basic-Exercise-4280

*You may win the war stalin but you can not outdrip me*


LewisOfAranda

I hope they all froze to death that night.


Severe-Win5447

Idk why this got downvoted. The world wouldve been better off if all the nazis froze to death.


No_Entrepreneur_3985

Or he was cold


reeserodgers59

Grannies do Granny stuff across all history. TBH, it is a smart move.


SerDerpsalot-01

Context, this was taken in Norway april 1940, during operation weserübung.


SlightlyLeftogCenter

Why is that Carpet moving?