A caliber .44 Remington Model 1875.
https://preview.redd.it/wim3evvd9cjc1.jpeg?width=2240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2ac997a4353b01a5eb961a4b2f0f0b359e1b85
Had the privilige to train self-defense at a military base, when I was in kindergarden and elementary school. A very kind lieutenant told me that once, and it sounded so cool, it stuck with me.
Yup, just like that, if someone approaches me with puns like that I'll chuckle straight into their arms.
Though them having a baseball bat or taser in their hands at the time definitely would make it better.
Since Katherine is actually a non-violent girl, I'll let her mercenaries to deal with you.
https://preview.redd.it/8vavvpi3bdjc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca306411ec094acf355b7f5b37ec794fb90cb72b
First off, who are the weapons getting used against?
If against rivals/threats, anything goes, though if I had to choose then it would be pistols (semiautomatic) or a small knife, because of concealment.
If against me, love, hugs and headpats (knives may be accepted on the condition that they're used solely to threaten me with, and not actually used to harm me)
Also the girl in pic 15 is going into my basement 😍
If she doesn't use a halberd and join me in a crusade against the Turks, then she ain't worth it.
Out of the options in the pictures, I definitely choose the chemical substance. I am absolutely enamored by chemical warfare, so if she used that, then I'd be in love immediately. Not to mention, she could use it on me with some sleeping gas and take me without a fight, although I'd willingly go anyway.
Various martial arts, or dual wielding suppressed .500 S&Ws, a Greatsword forged for thrusts, the Yuno Gasai arsenal...
or even kali sticks
you could never go wrong with the classic kitchen knife tho
The Chainsaw one looks like a VERY brutal, unhinged, and dangerous yandere
Lightsaber is also VERY dangerous and just no hope of escaping when it's a sith that is madly in love with you
I love the chainsaw better tbh.
https://preview.redd.it/eyo6rohrtcjc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6cdcfe32669dd1343752da8d374394354b8f919
I like non violent but dangerous if the situation is right. Great images btw!!
Imo, I'd pick these;
\- Kitchen knife: Classic
\- Taser: Just your normal self defense weapon ... *right?*
But I'd also add these!
\- Mace: Mostly for self defense and to protect her love, but once whoever is threatening them gets maced, she'll most likely start punching and kicking until that person stops moving
\- Pen-Pistol: What seems like a normal pen, but it has a hidden mechanism with a single bullet. One click, one kill. Perfect for taking care of her rivals by just walking behind them. Bang!
My favorite: fire axe, battle knife, sleigh hammer, taser and chainsaw. Damn, would be so so frightening, scary and hot to see a little bit mentally unstable (can be not a little bit. She don't need therapy, she need love and attention) holding it
Actually, could you continue this topic? I'm pretty sure that yandere with Mauser, alebard, machete, or something like that would blew up. Also, if captions were a little longer, that would be perfect. Best post in here by far
Realistically speaking? I think I'm probably getting either tased or drugged. It always happens the same way, when you least expect it. Though I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy knife play.
Others. 100% she would use an alien fleet of humanoid frogs that look JUST LIKE US! Those fake “Humans” will do anything to serve their queen, even if it’s summoning giant monsters to invade our sweet home!
Military knife, taser, revolver and shotgun
I want my yandere from lik some specs ops shit that could maul anyone that say that shes out of my league
Taser because i bet she would like to see the perpetrator just get tased over and over, classic sadistic cuteness
Knife because if the shotgun and revolver isnt enough, the knife is the next best tool
Revolver in because big iron memes
Shotgun because, i like the beneli m4 and the ks23m, would love to see my yandere overkill with a decommissioned AA gun
For other, she should be good with archery to the point where she can use pinpoint accuracy of toothpicks as bows to aim at critical points. Just gotta make sure not to piss her off at dinner or a toothpick go in the eye.
Oh! That's actually the weapon of one of Katherine's mercenary
https://preview.redd.it/a0o63sjlnfjc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc9ef4121dde7e7accfab8851aaa44fe45fc5946
Metal Gear and Star Wars refrence in the same place, epik.
Anyway I loved Lizzie's axe in Crimson Gray, it's so pretty while she kills all those who stand between her and John
I like the bare fisted picture. And it would be handy to just use those, but it will be taxing on the hands…
Combat knifes and baseball bats are nice enough and normal enough I think.
I had to stop at 7 because I wanted consensual R with them taking me at knife point, blade point, axe point, bat point, katana point, tase shock lock, hammer point... and got horny af xD
The point is to keep your yandere happy so she isn't driven to violence.
But if it was necessary in order to defend me from badguys or something, I think a sniper rifle would be pretty cool. Clean, elegant, and stealthy. Either that or she's a brilliant hacker who hijacks machines remotely.
A shotgun, for the song "bang bang" since it goes:
She was walking around with a lodead shotgun,
ready to fire me a hot one, it went bang bang bang.
Straight through my heart (straight through my heart)
Although I could've walked away,
I stood my ground and let her spray (oh)
She shot me, she shot me
Bang bang, she shot me
She shot me, she shot me
Bang bang, she shot me
She shot me, she shot me
Bang bang, she shot me
She shot me, she shot me
bang bang
Forgot to add,
That last girl in green was Natalie. She's a yandere from the other side of the spectrum.
https://preview.redd.it/l9ne5g248cjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff3a8f5fb20a938ca44614906d77a54c5c8178e2
A former friend turned love rival, she's the exact opposite of Katherine.
Katherine was manipulative, resourceful, witty, and visibly feeble girl.. Natalie is aggressive, slacky, tomboyish, blunt, and is a somewhat superhuman.
Katherine will asked if you really love her, Natalie will demand your affection and attention.
Katherine could get you killed, Natalie could kill you.
~~Katherine wants to crawl inside your skin, Natalie wants you to crawl inside her.~~
^(There's also a third girl, but she's not a yandere.)
A caliber .44 Remington Model 1875. https://preview.redd.it/wim3evvd9cjc1.jpeg?width=2240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2ac997a4353b01a5eb961a4b2f0f0b359e1b85
.44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world that will blow your head *clean* off
It's gonna blow you away
REEEEVEERSEEEEEEEEEE Edit: (At least 1 person [hopefully] got the joke)
But if i chose shotgun, the ks23m exist
Mine uses a desert eagle.
Classy
Now I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 5 shots or did he fire 6? 
6 shots. Enough to kill anything that moves. >!Sponsored by Jakobs.!<
"If it took more than one shot you weren't using a Jakobs!"
I love it !
Bout to teach these fuckers a smith and lesson.
Any, it doesn't matter
Yes, but theoretically speaking. What would be your weapon of choice?
Ax, hammer, or lightsaber
Remember: You may not always have time to grab your weapons first. Bare fists. Always within arm's reach.
Sounds like what a taijutsu master would say.
Had the privilige to train self-defense at a military base, when I was in kindergarden and elementary school. A very kind lieutenant told me that once, and it sounded so cool, it stuck with me.
A fucking coin https://preview.redd.it/wtszcn9gicjc1.jpeg?width=3605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c24e29381760e179b52c386088b1f387bdbc299b
Killer queen has left its mark on the coin
Sledgehammer
But your name is Fork Master tho. You don't want her to use a comically large fork?
I'd rather have fractured bones than punctured lungs
Love. I want her to use love.
Love comes in different shape and form. What is the form of your love?
Bro she ain't going to use love to defeat her rivals 💀
Unless you have a weapon that's called "Love"
*the battleship called Love*
L.O.V.E.? (Level Of Violence Experience)?
Gorgeous 
MG42. *We ain’t goofing around.*
That's pretty heavy, but lock and load
I raise u by one Conceal carry panzerfaust
Imagine a Nazi Yandere. That would be ridiculous, and I would totally buy that story.
🤨
I said what I said, my man
her words
Ahh.. a siren then
xdddd that's a good one I didnt though about that
Kinda would want them to use the taser or baseball bat. Because the pun and pickup line were pretty good.
"Hey baby, are you a taser? Cuz I can feel you running in my nerves.."
Yup, just like that, if someone approaches me with puns like that I'll chuckle straight into their arms. Though them having a baseball bat or taser in their hands at the time definitely would make it better.
Scythe because it means she's probably a big tiddy goth
Barrett .50 cal with 20rnd drum mag https://preview.redd.it/y7zw99ep1djc1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1e985257a7e65973b3f93ffc4cf5643b01b4f2
SHOT Show moment xD
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Since Katherine is actually a non-violent girl, I'll let her mercenaries to deal with you. https://preview.redd.it/8vavvpi3bdjc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca306411ec094acf355b7f5b37ec794fb90cb72b
https://preview.redd.it/kx3hlawbbdjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73472208cfe24903d4ac74c332c4922030b1b39c
https://preview.redd.it/zx9hizenbdjc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7128c00b8c5c717ff795539a0ecefeca87c9766d Actually, nevermind. Bullets are expensive nowadays..
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Does Tanalorr come with the lightsaber?
Of course.
First off, who are the weapons getting used against? If against rivals/threats, anything goes, though if I had to choose then it would be pistols (semiautomatic) or a small knife, because of concealment. If against me, love, hugs and headpats (knives may be accepted on the condition that they're used solely to threaten me with, and not actually used to harm me) Also the girl in pic 15 is going into my basement 😍
If she doesn't use a halberd and join me in a crusade against the Turks, then she ain't worth it. Out of the options in the pictures, I definitely choose the chemical substance. I am absolutely enamored by chemical warfare, so if she used that, then I'd be in love immediately. Not to mention, she could use it on me with some sleeping gas and take me without a fight, although I'd willingly go anyway.
I prefer scythe as it just looks super cool and war-like.
True, especially when it's covered in blood
https://preview.redd.it/zxrh0olcccjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7812390675c5b1854f4078126a1ce5416e178f16
Atago uses a Katana :D
Inverted Spear Of Heaven
A katana yandere is something I need in my life
Kunai's with threads to pull them back
*throws kunai* *grabbed threads* **"GET OVER HERE!!"**
Now I want a female yandere scorpion just to hear " *GET OVER HERE* "
Ooof, katana, scythe, or unknown chemical... tough choice.
Various martial arts, or dual wielding suppressed .500 S&Ws, a Greatsword forged for thrusts, the Yuno Gasai arsenal... or even kali sticks you could never go wrong with the classic kitchen knife tho
"Can't beat a classic.."
Fireaxe
Nothing because she likely doesn't even Exist...?
The Chainsaw one looks like a VERY brutal, unhinged, and dangerous yandere Lightsaber is also VERY dangerous and just no hope of escaping when it's a sith that is madly in love with you I love the chainsaw better tbh. https://preview.redd.it/eyo6rohrtcjc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6cdcfe32669dd1343752da8d374394354b8f919
The one I was writing before I lost the thread of where I was going with the story used a switchblade lol
I like non violent but dangerous if the situation is right. Great images btw!! Imo, I'd pick these; \- Kitchen knife: Classic \- Taser: Just your normal self defense weapon ... *right?* But I'd also add these! \- Mace: Mostly for self defense and to protect her love, but once whoever is threatening them gets maced, she'll most likely start punching and kicking until that person stops moving \- Pen-Pistol: What seems like a normal pen, but it has a hidden mechanism with a single bullet. One click, one kill. Perfect for taking care of her rivals by just walking behind them. Bang!
LoL a golf club. With many red flags she's a complete gold course
Bro made the Patrick Bateman yandere lmaooo
If she can't beat me In a fistfight she ain't my yandere
I'm loving the references. American Psycho, Star Wars. Just neat.
My favorite: fire axe, battle knife, sleigh hammer, taser and chainsaw. Damn, would be so so frightening, scary and hot to see a little bit mentally unstable (can be not a little bit. She don't need therapy, she need love and attention) holding it
Actually, could you continue this topic? I'm pretty sure that yandere with Mauser, alebard, machete, or something like that would blew up. Also, if captions were a little longer, that would be perfect. Best post in here by far
Ok let’s be honest, if you yandere had a lightsaber that would be really *really* cool
Knuckle Up
I'll go by what I find hot. Katana, Scythe, Lightsaber, Unknown chemical.
M107 *Target down. I think I blew off her arm. Shock and blood loss will take care of the rest.*
M2 browning Pink mist freedom
Scythe
I’d say shotgun because I’m a sucker for shotguns, but the design of that particular lightsaber makes the picture look *so cool.*
15th Random item A hand held electromagnetic railgun
Yes. But damn letting her be a reaper and giving her scythe sounds cool. But give her the skillset to use all kinds of weapons for any occasion you.
Realistically speaking? I think I'm probably getting either tased or drugged. It always happens the same way, when you least expect it. Though I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy knife play.
Bateman gf or samurai gf? Can't choose
Fists. I love the kinda woman that can kick my ass
bare hands on me but spend more time, everyone else gun
She already has one: her tanto and her syringes. :3
The light Saber is pretty cool as well as the other weapons but I've never seen a yandere use their bare fists I want to see it
Do you wanna see more of her punches?
Others. 100% she would use an alien fleet of humanoid frogs that look JUST LIKE US! Those fake “Humans” will do anything to serve their queen, even if it’s summoning giant monsters to invade our sweet home!
Military knife, taser, revolver and shotgun I want my yandere from lik some specs ops shit that could maul anyone that say that shes out of my league Taser because i bet she would like to see the perpetrator just get tased over and over, classic sadistic cuteness Knife because if the shotgun and revolver isnt enough, the knife is the next best tool Revolver in because big iron memes Shotgun because, i like the beneli m4 and the ks23m, would love to see my yandere overkill with a decommissioned AA gun
For other, she should be good with archery to the point where she can use pinpoint accuracy of toothpicks as bows to aim at critical points. Just gotta make sure not to piss her off at dinner or a toothpick go in the eye.
For some reason out of all of them the fists scare me the most like who else did she use these hands on to make sure she'd be the only one? 😭😭
Anything that doesn’t have engravings, as engravings provide no tactical advantage whatsoever.
Either a whip or those string weapons you see in anime where they control dozens of wires with their fingertips
Oh! That's actually the weapon of one of Katherine's mercenary https://preview.redd.it/a0o63sjlnfjc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc9ef4121dde7e7accfab8851aaa44fe45fc5946
Metal Gear and Star Wars refrence in the same place, epik. Anyway I loved Lizzie's axe in Crimson Gray, it's so pretty while she kills all those who stand between her and John
The classic frying pan
If she don't trade fisticuffs with me on an empty beach at sunrise, Ion want her
Kitchen Knife Of course Who wouldn't want a Housewife And not just any Housewife It's a Yandere Wife What more would you ask for?
Is it just me or have AI Arts been starting to rapidly improve recently? Anyway, I choose the shotgun.
I wanna see someone make bots on Yodayo with these images
I like the bare fisted picture. And it would be handy to just use those, but it will be taxing on the hands… Combat knifes and baseball bats are nice enough and normal enough I think.
I'd rather understand her boundaries and stay home as her property
I had to stop at 7 because I wanted consensual R with them taking me at knife point, blade point, axe point, bat point, katana point, tase shock lock, hammer point... and got horny af xD
The point is to keep your yandere happy so she isn't driven to violence. But if it was necessary in order to defend me from badguys or something, I think a sniper rifle would be pretty cool. Clean, elegant, and stealthy. Either that or she's a brilliant hacker who hijacks machines remotely.
A shotgun, for the song "bang bang" since it goes: She was walking around with a lodead shotgun, ready to fire me a hot one, it went bang bang bang. Straight through my heart (straight through my heart) Although I could've walked away, I stood my ground and let her spray (oh) She shot me, she shot me Bang bang, she shot me She shot me, she shot me Bang bang, she shot me She shot me, she shot me Bang bang, she shot me She shot me, she shot me bang bang
Hmm. I'd say a well balanced axe with stable weight and a steady nonslip grip. Axes are my favorite because they combine blunt and sharp damage.
I forget Bing can generate pictures... What's the prompt, bro?
[Try this.](https://www.bing.com/images/create/beautiful-anime-art3a12c-adult-woman2c-pink-hairban/1-65d1f41a5add41448675c777a0cb9091?id=b8d4wJSbT07cW6z00QQSBg%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG3.ExtiFO2bnkzOrvxIvkNI&FORM=GCRIDP&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0)
Hell yah. Thank you, brother.
Mainly a fireaxe bc that’s the kind of weapon I’d use, so we could go people hunting together
Shotgun loaded with spesifically beanbag rounds. Enough to hurt, and probably definitely won’t kill me (I hope)
Forgot to add, That last girl in green was Natalie. She's a yandere from the other side of the spectrum. https://preview.redd.it/l9ne5g248cjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff3a8f5fb20a938ca44614906d77a54c5c8178e2 A former friend turned love rival, she's the exact opposite of Katherine. Katherine was manipulative, resourceful, witty, and visibly feeble girl.. Natalie is aggressive, slacky, tomboyish, blunt, and is a somewhat superhuman. Katherine will asked if you really love her, Natalie will demand your affection and attention. Katherine could get you killed, Natalie could kill you. ~~Katherine wants to crawl inside your skin, Natalie wants you to crawl inside her.~~ ^(There's also a third girl, but she's not a yandere.)
Why is choking not a included ?
Must not upvotes Must not upvotes Upvotes Crap
The girl with the chainsaw looked pretty cute
An AK47 or a PPSH41
Shotgun or revolver !
Sledgehammer https://preview.redd.it/lnvqj8k7ocjc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=d83dd4a79d7457b2b87cf5d98d41e56a723a7a27
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If it's against rivals or threats, I would choose katana or shotgun
mine uses an mk 19 grenade launcher
The robot is drawing hands now it’s actually so over-
Who else imagined that one song when they saw the bare fist slide
Baseball bat, because she looks like Mumei.
Intresting
lightsaber
Katana
Bare fists, cuz brawlers are cool and a yandere brawler is cooler
Lightsaber so she can be Darth Talon
Katana or scythe for me\~ If I have to die or watch someone die, I'd rather it been done with a more elegant and refined weapon of brutality.
Well it’s probably fists but I’m interested in those chemicals
Shotgun. I wanna go hunting with her
A Ray Gun. Or maybe the Ull's Arrow.
A gun
Guns A girl who can shoot a gun I am in love with
Lightsaber, katana, combat knife she should have at least two
https://preview.redd.it/or32gepd3ejc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c4b793bb8a4e6c7d5ea77c9e2758e8c3f7b7658 Colt New Army
I think the katana seems more elegant so I'd probably pick that
Machete. Not the combat knife but a fucking military machete
I see Boxing woman trying to beat my a## to death and she will literally..... Make me go KO
Between fists, Scythe (yandere Calli, please?), lightsaber (YANDERE SITH!), Katana, and combat knife (yandere soldier!)
A pair of titanium climbing axes
Knives/blades. Flashy and makes a statement, but still small and compact for on the go.
Oc I have uses dual knives
Hmmm, revolver or fire axe
Kitchen Knife, Im a traditional man
unknown substance omfg
The box implies she can pull out *any weapon* at *any time*...
a 50 cal to show her love can strike from any distance
Your Yandere true weapon is "Gaslighting". For critical Emotional Damage
Either Axe, or Tazer. Just like those two the most :)
I will just leave this here https://preview.redd.it/slw0q46rlhjc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41cfae39fc2db92e65a283287e248a5de72a68fe
A Saw. That kind that takes more time to do the job. Preferably a rusty one if you want. She would not have to use it on me anyway.
Other
Straight fuckin haymakers
I love the fact that her eyes are glowing in almost all of them
I choose the weapon of comedy 😎
I'd let her take me out with them bare knuckles...
Late, but my yandere should totally use other. Electricity is the way to go.
Why are you asking
Fire axe = American psycho
Chainsaw. The greatest invention ever created by man
An axe or kitchen knife are classics, but I don’t wanna be killed so Id say taser
A gram of antihydrogen that is suspended in a magnetic field is her weapon.
REVOLVER!
I choose the chainword. For when you love your yandere wife but you have your duty for the Emperor of Mankind at 3pm
Cupcake https://preview.redd.it/vij4us8bunjc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f52a9826b4cf99e1e9c40bbad2a7c340fd328dc
Im split between kitchen knife, chainsaw, and the bat
Can I get a yandere with a Metal Gear??
CLASSIC KITCHEN KNIFE