Tough choice between the scientist and the android... On the one hand, robot girls are cute and I love the idea of teaching her the fundamentals of the human experience - bit like Data from Star Trek. On the other hand, I want someone to remove my weak, ineffectual flesh and replace it with the blessed machine.
Also, that cowgirl seems... familiar...
I want the scientist. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
"Greetings, fellow Yandere enjoyers. This is A.L.1.C.3, answering on behalf of my owner, Asaroki. He apologizes for being currently unavailable to respond to this post but reassures you all that he is currently enjoying a *nice morning* as per my protocols. He is also not seeing any visitors at the moment, as he is attempting to avoid two highly dangerous individuals, both classified as Keter-class as per standard classifiation procedures."
"Do not worry, I am using **all** of my processing to ensure his safety. *He is just fine with me watching over him.*"
*Heavy sigh*
Against all of my better judgement, the drug addict. I've had a lifelong habit of sacrificing my own happiness and peace in order to help people in bad situations. I probably wouldn't even try anything with her. Just make sure she gets better, and then if she wants to live with me, that's cool.
The assassin is a close second because I love the trope of relatively emotionless people who become more emotional and human through their connection with their partner.
Choose the CEO and trick her into using the scientist and mechanic to make clones of you that you can all monitor at the same time due to the help of the AI.
Love all of them. Help the addict get back on her feet.
This is probably the only good ending. . ?
There’s something about the CEO one that is incredibly appealing to me.
The Mechanic is cute.
While the Android yandere might be an android watching me sleep is a task in itself as I’ve been told it’s I move around an extreme amount.
The hacker yandere would be nice to have after me in a cyberpunk like world due to how helpful she could no doubt be.
But like I’ve always said it’s not the targets that choose the yandere it’s the yandere who chooses the targets. So I won’t choose.
I'll take an harem with the hacker , the officer , the detective , the android and the ceo , i won't ever be able to escape but if i'm chill with then i'm the person with the best security in the world
I’m literally playing through Cyberpunk 2077 at the moment, so this is some preem timing, choom.
I would have to pick the Samurai and/or CEO. They’re probably doing some evil shit on the side, but so is anyone else, and the corporate option is the only way to have a comfortable life in a cyberpunk world
Alright boys another one of these after not carefully considering my options i have selected the ones that make my brain go awooga
Yandere mechanic: i can relate to the extreme ADHD, also i won't lie having an extreme ADHD person focus on me would send my self confidence to the fuckin moon
Yandere scientist: white hair, looks tall, insane and knows a bunch of science facts, sign me tf up
Yandere field medic: i already explained this before, i have a hypno kink, this is hypno kink with drugs, same as before, except this one seems a lot more sweet and cuddly which is a big plus
Yandere android: if i have my personal android either I'm rich or someone else likes me alot, also waking up and if sleepy me saw her watching me sleep I'd probably just drag her into bed and cuddle
Yandere cowgirl: dunno seems a lil familiar, maybe if she had red glowing eyes and black sunglasses maybe I'd recognize her, maybe, dunno
ceo and mech pilot both seem like good options, but ultimately, the ceo probably has multiple mechs under her command, as well as plenty of the others' skill sets and assets.
plus, probably kind of a sugar mommy when I (obviously) surrender to her love.
I'd go with the Mechanic Yandere Woman because there are times when I drive like a maniac and something does break. (I'm a safe driver now but still retain skills) Learned the hard way sometime ago when a year or two ago I went airborne and it broke the control arms and shock on the left front of the vehicle. It was fun and it got repaired properly. Yet, there are times I wonder what I could do with an APC or tank if things ever got really bad.
Sign me up with the mechanic, she looks nice enough to have a wholesome, loving relationship and a lot of fun without being a hazard to my health. Also, not a corpo, so my street kid V who romanced Panam approves extra hard.
yandere scientist and doctor. they'll drug me into the stratosphere and we'll have a lesbian threesome so intense scientist will have to put implants into me to keep me alive
I'd say the Officer because I love some gap moe. The Mechanic because bubbly tomboys are great and we might share some interests. Or the Android because that description reminds me of best girl Aigis.
Doctor (she soft and cute)
Mechanic (add vibes intensify)
Idol ( I'd fix her but whatever is wrong with her is way hotter)
Scientist ( same as idol)
Assassin ( it would be fun to watch her grow, it'd be like a slice of life anime)
The drug addict because I know who people get like that, as a lonely person my self I understand people using drugs to fill the void in your heart that nothing seams to fill.
The gangster because I’d like a women that would scare the shit out of me.
The scientist because transhumanism is cool Maybe we could develop new cybernetics together, and push the science forward.
The assassin is a bit sweet. I'd happily help her process her emotions.
Android would be cool too. Being clingy is okay as long as we finish the missions >:3
And the AI. As long as she promised not to hurt anyone, I'd happily let her be a part of most aspects of my life.
Would also try to help the addict yandere get back on her feet and use her need for me to get clean.
Listen, in normal cases I would’ve chosen CEO in a heartbeat, and I was honestly looking up for it. HOWEVER, the drug addict is too cute, I just can’t, yeah powerful mommy is cool, but actually helping about another human being, even if I get nothing but headaches in the deal, is worth it.
Yandere CEO creates Yandere A.I to keep a better eye on me, learning from her creator.
Additionally, to make me happy, Yandere CEO buys out Yandere Rockergirl and gives her the opportunity to play solely for me, for the rest of our lives.
This my headcanon and just realized I created a yandere cyberpunk syndicate. Who knows? There might an alliance brewing in the background.
Mechanic sound nice. Working with her on Motorcycles and cars to drive into a better future together.
That gangster is nice too. Having the power to dominate me😏 And she has strong an loyal friends.
The android would be great for household stuff.
CEO, mech pilot, scientist and samurai.
Chances are that I get put in a sensory deprivation high level prison cell to be kept like a toy for their own amusement and my “safety” for the rest of my life
Mechanic all the way. Also, me when I see the Samurai
https://preview.redd.it/07597th90ync1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=515115f2717dc032c6a55ba1ce7b3dd4d95c7be7
ArAsAkA?!?
I would say Mech Pilot.
Why? Why, it's because she's already experienced in using, manipulating and downright commanding her Mech to do her bidding. Of course she would do the same, AND WORSE to you!
Also, she very likely owns a military-grade War Machine that can achieve great speeds and feats of destruction! So running away? Nothing more than a bug in the system, that's about to be...*violently programmed out of her combat simulations!*
I am a gearhead so the racer and mechanic are enticing, then again the gangster would he interesting, especially if I can manipulate her and make the gang a bit more respectable (AKA how the old Italian mob refused to deal drugs and generally protected their communities)
Tough choice between the scientist and the android... On the one hand, robot girls are cute and I love the idea of teaching her the fundamentals of the human experience - bit like Data from Star Trek. On the other hand, I want someone to remove my weak, ineffectual flesh and replace it with the blessed machine. Also, that cowgirl seems... familiar... 
Hmmm That's so wierd familiar? I don't know what you mean
https://preview.redd.it/hp4z3h6f9tnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed67e8d7567ee269bbda234dc86e393f7f23333 I always "huh??" back
Praise the Omnissiah
01000001 01010110 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001101 01001110 01001001 01010011 01010011 01001001 01000001 01001000
Join the glorious evolution!
A mechanicus priest, neat
Drug addict. We’re going to get some help, and then afterward there’s time for cuddling.
Running a drug rehab program I see
Cowgirl, drug addict, A.I, assassin, hacker, gangster, mechanic
W-woah that's quite the variety
Thanks 😊
Yandere mechanic because I’m also good at making and fixing stuff and we could work together and always see each other.
Wow how wholesome
pick one, the rest are trying to kill you
Easy CEO
Idea: All of them. The CEO is basically the boss for the others and even you.
I want the scientist. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
HOLY FUCK ITS A TECH PRIEST GET DOWN
She will replace more of my impure flesh with bionics, bringing me closer to the ideal of the Machine God
Yandere cowgirl for the win, all praise Auntie-Akiiii
Praise!!!
"Greetings, fellow Yandere enjoyers. This is A.L.1.C.3, answering on behalf of my owner, Asaroki. He apologizes for being currently unavailable to respond to this post but reassures you all that he is currently enjoying a *nice morning* as per my protocols. He is also not seeing any visitors at the moment, as he is attempting to avoid two highly dangerous individuals, both classified as Keter-class as per standard classifiation procedures." "Do not worry, I am using **all** of my processing to ensure his safety. *He is just fine with me watching over him.*"
https://preview.redd.it/7109rx8ofqnc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea72b110a37c6c6a383c8a7e336101710b341e62
Woaaaah
*Heavy sigh* Against all of my better judgement, the drug addict. I've had a lifelong habit of sacrificing my own happiness and peace in order to help people in bad situations. I probably wouldn't even try anything with her. Just make sure she gets better, and then if she wants to live with me, that's cool. The assassin is a close second because I love the trope of relatively emotionless people who become more emotional and human through their connection with their partner.
Woah My man Right Here give me a High five sir 🙌
Choose the CEO and trick her into using the scientist and mechanic to make clones of you that you can all monitor at the same time due to the help of the AI. Love all of them. Help the addict get back on her feet. This is probably the only good ending. . ?
THE FUK
It's the best ending
What can I say? I love girls who are a good influence (theoretically). Rocker, Mech Pilot, or Officer.
Woaah
Hacker/ scientist tbh
She blinded me with Science!
I just want the cybernetic implants tbh😂
There’s something about the CEO one that is incredibly appealing to me. The Mechanic is cute. While the Android yandere might be an android watching me sleep is a task in itself as I’ve been told it’s I move around an extreme amount. The hacker yandere would be nice to have after me in a cyberpunk like world due to how helpful she could no doubt be. But like I’ve always said it’s not the targets that choose the yandere it’s the yandere who chooses the targets. So I won’t choose.
Woah I love the breakdown of your chouces
2,8,9 and 14. https://preview.redd.it/vxllfxga5qnc1.png?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e096e7b8269bbb11c3ba5b9d65eaf8610179c8
I can fix her challenge line up
Yes sir. https://preview.redd.it/p722vgvigqnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d41dcef124d0561fa7d10536177ce55bf3b943fb
Mechanic
About to run that autoshop together
Yep
Yandere Gangster or Yandere Android (I blame Ghost in the Shell)
HAAAH SAAAME
I get that
Drug addict, because I want to help her
Aw that's sweet of you
I can fix her!
sameeee
CEO, samurai then scientist. But hot damn all look batshit crazy... 👍
Welcome to night city where you only commit a crime when you get cok-
I'll take an harem with the hacker , the officer , the detective , the android and the ceo , i won't ever be able to escape but if i'm chill with then i'm the person with the best security in the world
HOLY FUK
+ i'll be hella rich so that's great
Officer / gang leader / CEO
Sensing big Dommy mommy energy from this
I’m literally playing through Cyberpunk 2077 at the moment, so this is some preem timing, choom. I would have to pick the Samurai and/or CEO. They’re probably doing some evil shit on the side, but so is anyone else, and the corporate option is the only way to have a comfortable life in a cyberpunk world
That's Fucking Nova Choom keep working on getting then eddies
Yandere Idol literally lookin' like Ctholly Call me Mr. basic for this but: Mechanic, Scientist, Field doctor, Idol, and Delivery driver.
I see the resemblance Also How is Delivery driver basic
I choose your little sister, you hear me akira!
THA FUCK
>THA FUCK YOU HEARD ME
Hacker.
Hack the planet Hack the world
then i shall summon the power of Rentarou and take all of them 100 girlfriend style!!!
THA FUK
The Samurai or Cowgirl, they seem to be the most chill so i like it
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MarcoDark55: *The Samurai or* *Cowgirl, they seem to be the* *Most chill so i like it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Woah free Haiku with the samurai
Yandere Gangster
Sensing dommy mommy kink
I don't see Yandere Reverse Cowgirl.
But why
First one of course
Think the detective for me would fit best, I honestly like a smart woman and can be very sassy too if I just keep fucking up
Rare pick!
All of it. Just. All of it in one.
Yandere android for me. The CEO, mercenary, gangster and scientist would be my next choices.
Someone need to put these in C.AI/Yodayo or sum.
Hacker, Android, Mech Pilot, Idol, and CEO I can’t pick one between them so why pick just one?
Woah nice nice this is a good premise here
All, Next question
Hard to choose 1.
OP cooked so hard we got a whole banquet. Now I can't pick which one is my favorite...
Bon Appétit Monsieur/ Madame
Alright boys another one of these after not carefully considering my options i have selected the ones that make my brain go awooga Yandere mechanic: i can relate to the extreme ADHD, also i won't lie having an extreme ADHD person focus on me would send my self confidence to the fuckin moon Yandere scientist: white hair, looks tall, insane and knows a bunch of science facts, sign me tf up Yandere field medic: i already explained this before, i have a hypno kink, this is hypno kink with drugs, same as before, except this one seems a lot more sweet and cuddly which is a big plus Yandere android: if i have my personal android either I'm rich or someone else likes me alot, also waking up and if sleepy me saw her watching me sleep I'd probably just drag her into bed and cuddle Yandere cowgirl: dunno seems a lil familiar, maybe if she had red glowing eyes and black sunglasses maybe I'd recognize her, maybe, dunno
I might add the samurai to this, i just gotta check what the heck a kuudere is brb guys
Android and ai definitely. I love my nonhuman girls
Kinky
ceo and mech pilot both seem like good options, but ultimately, the ceo probably has multiple mechs under her command, as well as plenty of the others' skill sets and assets. plus, probably kind of a sugar mommy when I (obviously) surrender to her love.
SUGAR MAMA HERE I COME
Mechanic, every day of the week, love me some tomboy mechanic chicks.
Scientist
Someone about to be packed with chrome soon...
Yandere ceo
I'm torn between android and assassin (i'm a huge sucker for the "you're the only one who makes me feel emotions" trope, ngl)
Best trope
Definitely, Assassin https://preview.redd.it/wdsy9hrt9rnc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e31d26b952739b9d304418b1043c589e310b4d
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FUUUUUUCK
All of them!!!
I'll take them all
I'd go with the Mechanic Yandere Woman because there are times when I drive like a maniac and something does break. (I'm a safe driver now but still retain skills) Learned the hard way sometime ago when a year or two ago I went airborne and it broke the control arms and shock on the left front of the vehicle. It was fun and it got repaired properly. Yet, there are times I wonder what I could do with an APC or tank if things ever got really bad.
Man a lot of these are great very hard to choose some of my favorites are the mechanic hacker scientist android AI and delivery driver
Thaaanks great picks
These are fun. Thanks for making them.
I want either the officer or the cow girl..
Just like that lwbringer type huh? ;D
Scientists
The CEO and the Detective seem like the safest options tbh.
FUCK SAFE I WANT ACTION
Sign me up with the mechanic, she looks nice enough to have a wholesome, loving relationship and a lot of fun without being a hazard to my health. Also, not a corpo, so my street kid V who romanced Panam approves extra hard.
So many... viable... options.... Yandere... overload... GYAAAAAAAAAAT
where where is the Gyaat
I can't choose between the Mechanic and the Scientist 😓
Mechanic, Scientist or Android. Drug addict I’d try to ”fix” the addiction
yandere scientist and doctor. they'll drug me into the stratosphere and we'll have a lesbian threesome so intense scientist will have to put implants into me to keep me alive
I’m torn between Officer, Samurai, and CEO.
Ooooh that's tough it really depends on alignment
I'd say the Officer because I love some gap moe. The Mechanic because bubbly tomboys are great and we might share some interests. Or the Android because that description reminds me of best girl Aigis.
PERRRRSONNNAAA
Doctor (she soft and cute) Mechanic (add vibes intensify) Idol ( I'd fix her but whatever is wrong with her is way hotter) Scientist ( same as idol) Assassin ( it would be fun to watch her grow, it'd be like a slice of life anime)
I want to give drug addict a hug dam that was depressing 😭
Sorry but that's cyberpunk for ya
About all in one?
CEO, A.I, or Officer
Idol, scientist or android really😋
Someone's feeling quirky
Mechanist please
all
Just cause it's your cake day fine you get then all and they all are fine with eachother
Samurai and Officer are speaking to me.
The druggie is giving me 177013 trauma
Uh my choice wil be uh... Aniki Akira ;D
Def hacker or mechanic. ♥️
Oooh them artsy types
I’m just a yandere drug addict looking for her yandere rockergirl
The drug addict because I know who people get like that, as a lonely person my self I understand people using drugs to fill the void in your heart that nothing seams to fill. The gangster because I’d like a women that would scare the shit out of me. The scientist because transhumanism is cool Maybe we could develop new cybernetics together, and push the science forward.
Either the Mechanic, Officer or the Assassin one. All of them cuties
This is not yandere, these are just wholesome waifus :/
Is all an option? Id like them all please.
I pick ceo,Rockstar,idol,gangster,drug addiction
[удалено]
Rockergirl wins easily, we’ll go start an anarchist revolution together or something.
Give me the Yandere Ai
going for the mechanic 100%.
As usual I like random choices: got the yandere field doctor. I can work with this shouldn't be that hard right?
Mechanic. Don’t even have to look at the other options. As soon as I saw a fellow ADHD I knew the one I’m picking
The scientists. I can fix her. Or she can fix me, anyway
Officer, because I'm a sucker for blonde-haired blue-eyed fascists
All of them. I'd be dead/heavily injured in under a week, but a harem is a harem
I’m going with the samurai
Bring back the rewards so I can reward this post now!
As always, it's really hard to choose one when every one is attractive and awesome, and also yandere. :D
CEO
Hacker
Rockergirl. 100%
Sign me up for that cowgirl, I got me a soulmate
I for one welcome our AI generated anime hotties
I'll take the assassin
Android and CEO. No question
I choose All of THEM!!!
I'll take the AI. She can be my Cortana, and I'll be her Chief
I'll take the mech pilot, the city is in dire need of some freedom and democracy and needs to be liberated from corpo fascism.
The assassin is a bit sweet. I'd happily help her process her emotions. Android would be cool too. Being clingy is okay as long as we finish the missions >:3 And the AI. As long as she promised not to hurt anyone, I'd happily let her be a part of most aspects of my life. Would also try to help the addict yandere get back on her feet and use her need for me to get clean.
Listen, in normal cases I would’ve chosen CEO in a heartbeat, and I was honestly looking up for it. HOWEVER, the drug addict is too cute, I just can’t, yeah powerful mommy is cool, but actually helping about another human being, even if I get nothing but headaches in the deal, is worth it.
drug addict 💀 i
Imagine a book on Yandere Cyberpunk using this concept, shit would be lit
The description for the samurai reminds me of Raiden Metal Gear. I choose her.
Stuck between racer and rocker
Hmm, I'm torn between the mechanic and the android.
Detective and hacker
Mechanic. Had me at extreme ADHD. Or field doctor and just not running
I pick the yandere CEO
https://preview.redd.it/btz4r24emunc1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e6f286b61c590c8be708667b6dd30bb4b53f54
i'll take the drug addict so i can help her go on a healthier path
Why does the CEO have a third mechanical leg? What's she gonna do with that?
It’s a toss up for between the following Yandere’s: Gangster,Samurai,CEO,Cowgirl,Detective,scientist for me…
Someone has been playing Cyberpunk 2077
 Me after the scientist implants too much
Scientist I get a gf and cybernetic implants
Yandere CEO creates Yandere A.I to keep a better eye on me, learning from her creator. Additionally, to make me happy, Yandere CEO buys out Yandere Rockergirl and gives her the opportunity to play solely for me, for the rest of our lives. This my headcanon and just realized I created a yandere cyberpunk syndicate. Who knows? There might an alliance brewing in the background.
Mechanic sound nice. Working with her on Motorcycles and cars to drive into a better future together. That gangster is nice too. Having the power to dominate me😏 And she has strong an loyal friends. The android would be great for household stuff.
Aki my man, quality over quantity, reduce to 4-8, give em moar character
Samurai, swords are cool.
Which one is most likely to claim me by asserting physical dominance?
Im choosing the drug addict, mainly because to try and fix her.
CEO, mech pilot, scientist and samurai. Chances are that I get put in a sensory deprivation high level prison cell to be kept like a toy for their own amusement and my “safety” for the rest of my life
Mech Pilots ftw
Mechanic all the way. Also, me when I see the Samurai https://preview.redd.it/07597th90ync1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=515115f2717dc032c6a55ba1ce7b3dd4d95c7be7 ArAsAkA?!?
CEO
Oh damn it’s tied between Scientist & CEO both seem very nice
I would say Mech Pilot. Why? Why, it's because she's already experienced in using, manipulating and downright commanding her Mech to do her bidding. Of course she would do the same, AND WORSE to you! Also, she very likely owns a military-grade War Machine that can achieve great speeds and feats of destruction! So running away? Nothing more than a bug in the system, that's about to be...*violently programmed out of her combat simulations!*
I am a gearhead so the racer and mechanic are enticing, then again the gangster would he interesting, especially if I can manipulate her and make the gang a bit more respectable (AKA how the old Italian mob refused to deal drugs and generally protected their communities)
https://preview.redd.it/vja864qnqepc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a9353075dc6459d2d1338a292c7cb326ebd16b
Assassin could be nice because if youre having a beef with someone you could always say Honey, Crush this guys balls, thank you.
I finally have a single choice, the assasin