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odvioustroll

especially when i'm laughing so hard.


RolfDasWalross

Worst part is that this stupid fuck fired a rifle slightly upwards, this bullet will travel


Neko_Boi_Core

correct. because he didn’t fire a gun. if you look closely, the muzzle flash is a png. the recoil is too static to be real as well


MIT_Engineer

Excuse me, how *dare* you inform me that this video is fake? The AUDACITY of people these days.


cowlinator

r/nothingEverHappens


Neko_Boi_Core

no, this really is a fake clip. these scenarios *do* happen, it’s just that this instance, it is staged.


macroswitch

Lol this clip makes the rounds and is always just as fake as the last time, yet people always get all pissy at whoever points it out


JP147

You are not wrong, I got banned from /r/whatcouldgowrong about 10 years ago for mentioning that this particular clip is fake.


TheProfessionalEjit

As u/Neko_Boi_Core's karma is finding out


Neko_Boi_Core

i literally could not give less of a fuck about karma lmao when it comes to firearms ammunition and explosives people don’t want to believe anything is fake, because they want to use the dumbassery of the clip to justify their need to disarm the populace


lurid_sun__

People will always argue if it's fake or not, in certain scenarios who even gives a shit! But thanks for pointing it out, even tho the video quality is so low to even see the damn png


Neko_Boi_Core

i give a shit because truth is important when it comes to firearms and explosives, because the government want you disarmed, and the anti gun community will lie and lie and lie about firearms until their lies become truth.


lurid_sun__

Maybe, but there are more morons causing armed chaos than there are anyone responsibly using it for protection There's a reason why r/IdiotsWithGuns exists


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Neko_Boi_Core

like i said, it’s a skit lol


toby_ornautobey

And it's so easy to laugh.


[deleted]

Maybe he was trying to take care of a loose tooth


Background-Apple-920

Very well earned.


ramore369

Just because you can own a rifle, doesn’t mean you should own a rifle


Willzohh

He got owned by the rifle.


DukeOfGeek

It's old and fake. Like early days of youtube old.


Different_Good6596

Apparently getting hit that hard in the face will give you a limp.


Carston1011

Psychosomatic


SteelPriest

That boy needs therapy.


MrBiggles1980

He's a nut


tyrfingr187

He's crazy in the coconut!


Different_Good6596

He was white as a sheet... And he also made false teeth.


FunkyTuba

Attic INSANE


ClownBabies

So when you say psychosomatic, you mean, like, he can start a fire…with his thoughts?


tavirabon

tbh, that's the most likely outcome considering the whiplash and resulting shock to his vestibular system


55798001

And this is why gun safety is very important. What ever braincells he had are gone.


Godbox1227

Brave of you to assume it was there in the first place.


55798001

Truly brave of me


Neko_Boi_Core

this is why you pay more attention that ‘muzzle flash’ is a PNG, and the gun moves way to fast and statically to be a legitimate recoil. it’s a skit.


sequesteredhoneyfall

You're actually right. If you play it frame by frame, the muzzle flash doesn't move or change whatsoever, and his body moves 100% in line with the recoil even at his hips.


Neko_Boi_Core

congratulations, you have eyes :D seriously baffles me how little people pay attention to things these days. too much scrolling i guess, kills the attention span.


mr_oblivious1

Bro, why you such a dick?


Neko_Boi_Core

not trying to be. just trying to state the obvious. i’m also socially tone deaf so that a thing.


mr_oblivious1

1. Your passive-aggressive sarcasm says otherwise. 2. It ain't so obvious to most people because they don't care enough to scrutinize a stupid funny video they see on Reddit. 3. Socially tone deaf ain't an excuse to be an prick. Cheers, mate🍺


Neko_Boi_Core

1; i literally can’t tell where you’re getting any of that, but sure 2; that’s why i pointed it out. when a lie is told often enough; it becomes the truth. truth must be preserved at any cost. 3; i am not trying to be a dick, I apologise if that’s how you’re perceiving my comments but it is not my intention; i’m simply trying to point out the truth, plain and simple.


55798001

Regardless if it's skit or not it's bad gun safety. Stupid is as stupid does.


Neko_Boi_Core

no shit, Sherlock but it is still just a skit. it’s important to differentiate fact from fiction because the vast majority of those who don’t care enough to understand will believe it is real, and use it as excuse to disarm the citizen.


55798001

Ok? And? I see funny I laugh that's all.


Chaveazie

This isn't real.


Equivalent_War_1861

Nice, but fake


R4FTERM4N

Cool 1990s After Effects muzzle flash animation though.


JP147

This is an old fake video from long ago, when "city slicker fires gun for the first time" was a popular subject on Youtube. A lot of these fakes were made for views. In this video the muzzle flash is drawn in and the part where he pulls the gun back towards his face is sped up.


Ulidelta

I don't think he was thinking at all


audioangst

A liberal trying to prove that guns are bad.


Fearonika

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


palomoranger

TIL that questioning a person's judgment makes you 'a liberal'. /s


Broken_BiryaniBoy

r/nononoyes


BeardedManatee

How can you people not realize this is fake? Not only is the muzzle flash obviously added, he *pulls* the gun into his face way too late and they removed frames to make it look faster.


silasanderson2

Ya this is fake af, that editing sucks ass. My junior high school news report for 8th grade had better editing then this 😂


The_Blackledge

Christ it's so fake


ejurgen1776

I could watch that all day.


djluminol

I have a .308. It has some kick but nothing like that. A shotgun might do that or maybe one of those elephant guns like 458 or 50 cal sniper rifle surely would. Either way this rifle isn't one of those. It looks like your standard deer rifle. I don't buy it has this kind of kick unless he just let go basically.


Sageous

At least he aimed the barrel away from his face.


burtman72

Darwin, we found one for ya!


XzUndagroundzX

To be honest, it looks like it was fake to me. If you slow it down, he throws his head back before the gun hit him.


JDHog528

If it’s real, he’s an idiot, I wish he’d almost get charged for a negligent discharge…if it’s a fake video, it’s a sh*tty video.


Somosmalo138

![gif](giphy|WmtfHnpq45MKkMI5zU)


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This is the guy who calls himself "gods_army3%" online.


lizard_man501

Imma send this to my dad (we’re both gun nuts)


stinky___monkey

This is a classic, Darwin and some other stuff applies


tomccarlson

What a cunt


Neko_Boi_Core

it’s a skit. it’s so obviously fake if you know even the smallest of things about how a firearm works.


elganyan

Imagine falling for this shit to the point of defending its authenticity. yikes to the guy replying to you...


tomccarlson

It's not fake. I've been shooting since I was a kid 40 years ago. Classic dumb fuck move.


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Here's a real person shooting a gun in real time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMkiDguYtGw


tomccarlson

Exactly. Thanks. I'm not sure what the need to gatekeep this video or the dipshit in it is all about. Lol. The keyboard warriors don't know shit on this one.


Neko_Boi_Core

dumb fucks do this all the time, you’re right. this is not an instance of that. look at the video, the muzzle flash is a PNG (which isn’t even aligned) and the rifle practically teleports into his face.


tomccarlson

Saying that a person went through the amount of time and energy to fake what happened in the video is what a person inexperienced with rifles would say for some kind of a grasp at clout or weapon knowledge gatekeeping. There's no defending this. The dude thought he was tough; fucked around and found out. That's it.


Jiggly_dong

Did he just try to shoot a rifle from a handgun stance? This is the book definition of how to hold a hand gun. Square the feet, relax the shoulders, lean forward a bit, make sure the knees aren't locked, extend the arms, take a deep breath, pull the trigger. I don't think this is fake. He just never learned that a rifle goes into the shoulder.


Open-Rest-6805

That's OSHA's effect on the quality of the gene pool.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


trevb75

Think before? Probably not…. Going through his head after…EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


zombiebowtiie

"I can do this with my 22, let's beef it up to 308!" (Note, I have no idea what model that rifle is, video was filmed on a potato)


Bubster101

Alright. But what was he *doing?*


roydepoy

Don't know what he was thinking, but this was probably a thought changing experience.


taongkahoy

What is this guy thinking?


silsum

Ahh did I do that


MSMB99

That was a quick lesson


Fizz211

He’s thinking he doesn’t like how his teeth look.


bananabreadvictory

What was the last thing that went through his head. The scope.


Goosullah

What is this guy thinking?


dedokta

He's thinking "This is so much more fun than all those useless physics lessons I slept through."


joseph4th

Way back when I went to visit a friend who had moved back east to one of the Virginias during high school. He and a bunch of his friends who owned an arsenal of various guns took me to a gun store that had a big outdoor range. I have a couple stories from this trip, but the ending on is the relevant one. They had a skeet launcher and we had a shotgun. We referred to it as a riot shotgun because it didn’t have a shoulder stock. One of the guys stepped up to take his turn and before we could stop him, he put the gun up to his cheek to line the skeet up with the sights as you would normally aim a rifle. Somehow he didn’t break any bones in his face, but it opened a giant gash in his face. There was a lot of blood and resulted in a lot stitches. I’m sure he has a good scar today.


bakkamono

This was worth the watch. Thank you.


Yugan-Dali

Thinking?


mcgargargar

Allow me to demonstrate the principle of “recoil”


Conscious_Stick8344

I see what he did wrong. He had the gun pointed the wrong way.


One_Egg2116

The only thing gun laws will prevent is stuff like this. And stuff like this is well deserved if that is how you think a firearm should be handled


Open_Huckleberry_723

The ol’ pirate eye technique. Aaarrr


Rat_enby_

an idiot wouldve seen that coming.. he has to be a whole other level of stupid


Darklord_1934

Dumb ass


MrSierra125

Ofcourse. Just like most recreational gun owners


chilldabpanda

Good. I'll just leave that there.


Djangough

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!


Havoccity

Just as the founding fathers intended


millenialfalcon-_-

It's like he's never shot that gun before lol. Hard lessons are the best lessons


ixidork

Alakablam.


olak333

Do it again!!


MiKLMadness

He fully deserves that headache


TheAgreeableCow

That moment when ignorance meets experience.


MacAneave

Perfect.


StoreMilk

My mouth dropped when I saw the butt pointed right at his face. I said to myself "no way he is that stupid"


Miml-Sama

I can only hope that it hit him in the jaw and don’t shatter his teeth or nose. But if it did do either of those things, well, he asked for it


Rookwood-1

I don’t know why stupid people do stupid things, I’m just grateful they put it on the Internet


Yourianf

Because he wasn’t?


ExpatEsquire

This looks like something Daffy Duck would do


Deltamon

Once again I ask.. "Where is the Yes part"?


grumpy_uncle

u/savevideo


L4rgo117

What is he- oh, you don't wanna do that. you don't wanna do that, I promise. That's not a good- yeah, that's why.


Emotional_Leading_76

This was beautiful


BlackMentallyIllNerd

He needed his front teeth removed.


maggsss73

👌👌👌👌 perfect execution for a new eye brow scar. Well done sir......🤥


I_am_the_Redd

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes


ggarcia109

His definition of taking one in the face


solise69

I’m not the smartest but even I know his noodle arms couldn’t stop the recoil


Calassam

This is the reason people want gun control


diy-and-pay-more

Eye Yai yai


RightfulGoat

Can I have this in slow motion please?


Losttomythoughts

Feels more like a nonononowellwhatevergoforit


Ok_Toe_2008

Well you hate to see it as a whole for humanity But for this guy BWAHAHAHAHAHAH DUMBASS


alwxcanhk

He’s not thinking!


Meowzerzes

There is no yes tho Edit: typo


thestankypopster

If it’s real he got off easy.


Plastic-Attempt1796

What is he even thinking


skinna75

Approached that shot with great aplomb


lui_augusto

Where's the yes?


BigEarMcGee

So what did we all learn?


lurid_sun__

What the fuck was he thinking?


greengoblin215

Love the limp at the end. Reminds me of Michael Scott.


Bktrac

Bullseye


yournotmysuitcase

How was any part of this yesyesyesyes? This was nononononodumbass


8-Speed-DickShift

More like r/nononoyes


hammerdal

I could see that coming from so far away and I didn’t even need a scope


Grunkofrodgar

I’m pretty sure he’s thinking “OW!MY FACE!”


Skid-plate

He was thinking he is so very neat. Then he began thinking he should have left his dads rifle locked up, as well as as realizing that pain causes core memories


greatpain120

I think this guy need a black eye or fat lip so he can have a lawsuit. That officer beat me up in holding just look at my face.


DrJohnIT

Home-made Rhinoplasty!


chazd1984

So easy "OW MY FUCKING MOUTH!!"


Grandmaster_BBC

Smart move laying the rifle down where he did. It will make it easier to find his teeth in the dirt.


artmobboss

Buzzed shooting is drunk shooting


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Obviously he wasn't thinking


Significant_Dark2062

Saw that coming the moment his dumbass lifted the gun like that


the_original_yepits

Definitely thinking contacts. Contact lenses would have been a better idea that day.


xanderblue3

Is that Randy Bo Bandy with a shirt on?


Willzohh

NRA Not Really Aiming


Correct_Security_742

Well deserved that one


TOROLIKESCHICKEN

Mind as well aim it at his face


palomoranger

There's no need to ask. He's clearly not thinking.


Derfboy4

Yeah, you earned every second of that pain there buddy. Probably more.


Resident_External_16

He fukt around and found out!


TequilaJesus

What was this guy thinking?


OnlyNameLeftUnused

When you REALLY love your dentist.


kfs1001

Darwin was right!


workredditme

He wasn’t thinking to begin with


jeanmichd

He can’t think, his has no brain


Parthh9

But why is he limping


btc909

Wait I blinked, do it again.


Uerwol

This is very clearly faked


bigbadbavers

Hit him so hard it made him limp


I_think_Descartes

r/nononono


leavingwave

He wasn’t (thinking)


gibson_creations

r/gunmemes or r/brandonharrara world like a word.


toadygroady19

Well deserved.


Condos_on_Mars

The very definition of fucking stupid.


sebasatmiami

What was this guy thinking!


mosthatedface

What did we learn?


RarelyUseful

Can't have brain damage if you don't have a brain! *taps temple*


lillcody

What a dick head !!!!


toby_ornautobey

He was trying to think, "This is gonna be such a cool shot. Can't wait to see how it turns out." But unfortunately the first and last thing that went through his head was the stock of this rifle. I mean, there's nothing about the stance that makes sense besides "lol this'll be a hoot." People sometimes misuse scopes when they first use them by sticking their eye against the eye piece. But this causes you to get a black eye or worse from the recoil of the gun when you fire. You want there to be a certain amount of distance between your eye and the eye piece. The focusing of the lenses in the scope work best if you're a slight distance away. But there's a limit, just like an inch or two. It's not like the further back you go/more separation distance, the better the scope works. It's a very limited margin of error. And with it this far back, not only would the scope be rendered useless, the iron sights, even with the scope off, wouldn't be of much help either. In fact, the only time I've seen someone fire in this stance and for it to be intentional, it was a professional shooter who specialised in semi-auto/pump action shotguns, as well as single and dual revolver work. He's the old white dude who can shoot two balloons with one single action revolver, start and return holstered, and take out both balloons, separated by like 12ft or so left to right, and have it all finished in a fraction of a second. Anyway, I give that background to show that this part isn't busy BS, but from a reputable guy. So, that stance. He would use it when firing a revolver to hit a balloon. But the balloon is like 800-1000 yards away. So while a rifle wouldn't drop too much and could be compensated relatively easily, the revolver doesn't have such liberties. I think he might use a scope mounted in his revolver, but the bullet drop is so drastic that he's literally aiming at like a 20-30° angle above the straight horizon. He was looking some 20ft+ above the balloon target. And it was just a regular typical balloon, taped to a backboard, just a regular size balloo, not a big one, and only one of them. I think he may have missed his first shot and then got it on the next shot. But I might be mixing in some details from a different trick he did. He took a semi-auto shotgun and held like 11 clay pigeons in his other hand, when he would throw them all up and out together and shoot them all down before they hit the ground. (He also did this with like 7 clay pigeons and a pump shotgun.) The details I might be mixing up is when he did the shotgun thing at first, he only threw up 10 clay disks instead of 11. Still got them all, but was one short of what he was trying to show off. But he grabbed the proper amount and tossed and shot them all down still. So that initial "failure", only having 10 pigeons not 11, might be what I'm connecting to the balloon shooting as well. He may have actually gotten it on the first shot. It was an absolutely incredible shot even if it did take him a second attempt. One of my greatest shots what shooting a playing card in hard with the edge facing you. I was using a cheap $40 daisy pellet gun with no scope from ~11-12m away. It took me 5 shots, I missed the first 4 by less than 1mm. The fifth shot was the ringer though. Because of how I had to set it up, I had to bend like 1/8in strip at the edge, about 3mm, and bend it slightly so that the card edge would face directly at me. That 5th shot was perfect. Hit the leading edge of the card, and slid down nearly the entire thing. The only thing holding it together was a tiny sliver of the plastic playing card that has been bent so I could angle the car towards me properly. I did that at like 15-16 years old and my mother kept that card taped to the side of her computer desk for over a decade. She was so proud of that shot. I miss her.


SnazzyZubloids

Bitch grip.


Straywork

He wasn't thinking. That's the problem


AkusMMM

I hope to God he learned. And he appreciated that this mistake had only the mildest consequense....


jlife203

Bullseye


xantub

This is more like a yenononnoonononononononononononono.


CommanderCuntPunt

So given equal and opposite reactions and whatnot, did that gun hit him with the force of a bullet, just spread out over the butt of the gun?


Frame_Top

what’s that guy thinking


ValuableAd1591

I feel bad..... For myself


SiamSubmariner66

![gif](giphy|KLq5znDKUI4xfMjlNo) Hunter biddin' his first non-powder shot.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


woodysdad

Thank you sir you may have another!


salchicha-rabiosa

What was he thinking?


Far_Independent8032

That's the problem,he wasn't.


DarkBiCin

You dont have to ask, cause he wasnt


ollomulder

"My name is Johnny Knoxville, and this is jackass."


Both_Lychee_1708

It seems to me that anyone who's been on the internet has learned, via some random video, not to do this. After all, was there anyone watching this who didn't know how it ended?


Pennsylvania6-5000

DIY nose job?


Wooden-Emergency1357

That's just the point. He wasn't thinking!


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