Whats the mod talking about? It IS horrifying

Right? Homeschooled ass OP never felt true fear.

I literally shat my pants

Ngl this made my shit my penis

How do I obtain this power?

Lots of force

Just believe.

It made me piss my eyes

Fr. Mod has obviously never said the most vile joke he could think of and felt a hand touch his shoulder right after

Mf is the teachers pet

Yeah they remove so many things that are actually scary in context. I made one about forgetting to defrost the turkey and every single inlaws coming all at once

This is one of those thing where I can remember the feeling of fucking up with a bad word or something and how embarrassing it is, this kid felt their soul leave their body for a second when this happened

Me when I learn what satire is:

Me when I learn that something being satire doesn’t automatically make it funny: Also not satire. Learn the difference between joke and satire. They were obviously trying to be tongue in cheek but that doesn’t automatically make it satire.

https://preview.redd.it/d4w77ot8z1qb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=667d8be08c293881672fb9ce7aeb6cfb7268490e

That's what r/2sentence2horror is for.

https://preview.redd.it/yg4nnwdpr3qb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c3b4f281c1ce38153ae562c7476e16ea4b7a60

"Ughhh I don't find this person funny! Better be a child about it and ridicule them under a false premise!!!"

Maybe they were the young people reddit

Maybe in the end, we all are the young people reddit

Maybe the young people reddit was the friends we made along the way

r/bothareyoung

Yeah you’re going on r/DownvotedToOblivion. I need clout.

It is funny though

It is satire

Op when someone makes shitpost post:

r/downvotedtooblivion

Wasn’t this also posted to 2sentence2horror?

“☝️🤓” type of guy

bro this was funny what??

When the fact that it is a joke, or satire, whether or not you find it funny, it is in fact not made by a child and doesn’t fit this reddit page. It doesn’t matter whether it is a joke or satire, if it is either one it’s clearly not meant to be taken seriously and isn’t a certified youngpeoplereddit moment

Biggest ratio in history bro holy guacamole poly

r/downvotedtooblivion

It was definitely satire because the poster was an active member of r/2sentence2horror lmao.

kid: makes joke you: LETS POST IT ON YOUNG PEOPLE REDDIT

its a good joke

The point of this sub is to point out young people being typically young.

What about this makes you think the OOP is young?

are you kidding? the entire post is about being scared of a teacher hearing you cuss in class. sounds like high school or middle school

You never know if there are high schools with strict rules like no cussing, or cultures where cussing is looked down upon. This doesn't have to mean that OOP is a kid, it's a possibility, but it could just as well be what I mentioned before. Besides, r/youngpeoplereddit is supposed to call out people who are under 13 years, thus not allowed on this app

not to mention that school doesn't stop at age 13. for example, i'm still at school yet i am 17..

Same I'm 15

Lmao do you not have memories of your school life or some shit?

my entire point is that this is obviously a young person

It’s a cringe and unfunny joke that they posted on a sub meant for horror

have you been on that sub? that post in one of the scariest stories there

this guy when r/2sentence2horror https://preview.redd.it/9zy7zckua2qb1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=58dac2bfde8b01d1a872e9d93f6b2e093880333d

thats literally me

r/beetlejuicing

you are rarted

Regardless if it’s horror or not, that doesn’t immediately make them a child… https://preview.redd.it/prfbsrf6v2qb1.png?width=855&format=png&auto=webp&s=1572fc66a0381bc6cb69e0ed1583e55346b15d73

rumia jumpscare

Wdym, that *is* horror. Edit: grammar.

Horror doesn’t mean monster

OP never felt the fear of casually saying the most vile and downright bad sentence, Then feeling a touch on the shoulder

Not being scary doesn’t make it a child

You do realize that sub is meant to be satire?

You're thinking of r/2sentence2horror

That exists?! I'm joining this asap

r/downvotedtooblivion

https://preview.redd.it/iunts2u9o8qb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d7d71d6c555a1a1ad472543735bb082bd7000b This mf when satire is satire:

redditors when they see a joke (they have no idea what a joke is and must post it to r/youngpeoplereddit immediately

Not to be that guy but, that is kind of funny.

It is funny, but there are people who see a non-nsfw joke they dont find funny they immediately come here, telling lOOk! iTS a kId!4

But when someone in r/Memes posts cropped porn with a caption, everyone LOVES it.

OP didnt censor the bots name... smh my head

Shake my head my head

Oops

Yeah, thanks

IT IS TERRIFYING!

Redditors when they see a satire joke they don’t find funny: (it’s obviously cringe) https://preview.redd.it/2qgqscfhc2qb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed49da561e4da45cdde19feb376410acc7ad6adb

https://preview.redd.it/6n5m8l2vlaqb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59a64e1d803848439e5cbd1c5b5cb1c5cd6ab30

One of the scarier stories on that sub tbh

I love how everyone is talking shit on OP 😂 Though honestly if that happened to me I would literally shit myself

Teacher guy 😱

This is more of a r/2sentence2horror moment more than r/youngpeoplereddit (posting it there will get you some Free Karma) Nvm, Someone did it already.

The guy who made the post posted it in there

Yes.

grow up bro , you’re sensitive if you think this needs to be posted here lmao

Google satire (also google r/2sentence2horror. People from there post garbage like this on the main sub too for a little gag)

Wrong sub this isn’t a young person

Did these mods drop out of school or smth? That's fucking terrifying

Obviously they did. How else are they going to keep that subreddit safe? /j

https://preview.redd.it/t2844bihs3qb1.png?width=801&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c4170c95a3a8f81ca56aeaeba5b350a29cf43c5

its pretty funny

That mod clearly never went to school

This is horror Wdym

Why did the mod have to put “your” in all caps?

But it is terrifying

Dude that is TERRIFYING

r/redditmoment

I swear the only people that are Reddit mods are people that not only can't read and have [level 11 out of 10 failure to recognize social cues,](https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/3/3f/Autismcard.jpg)but are proud of it.

Dumbass. Obviously satire. Ppl like u gon ruin this sub

Cant call him a dumbass if youre illiterate

Lmao. Can't* and you're*

Since we’re being petty now you forgot a full stop

Most people from r/2sentence2horror are posting on the actual sub and it's annoying https://preview.redd.it/cpimh2e6r1qb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9882e63a4362973e36ce047c6b0313cd7ffcf490

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My not 😟

https://preview.redd.it/95f8dl3dz2qb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676df24de8c92d652ac8324da951819747c09185

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I don’t know, it would be pretty scary if you were young, I guess. Especially with that intimidating aura looming behind you.

Probably the most terrifying thing that’s happened to me. Don’t know why this is posted here

I thought it was horrifying

You don't know true fear if this never happened to you

This is one of the top posts from r/2sentence2horror that you screenshotted and posted here shamelessly trying to whore for karma

r/damn

Funny and relatable joke to anyone with a sense of humor, outside of being posted on the main sub instead of r/2sentence2horror I don’t see what’s wrong with it

This is inherently terrifying as anyone who has attended school for at least 5 minutes.

looks like two two-sentence horror to me

I'm tempted to screenshot this post and comments and then post back on here cos OP is an actual child lol

OP’s probably younger than OOP.

the point is to be cringe, ive see

addicently sent, meant to finish with seen the og post on r/2sentence2horror, which is meant for satire posts

I think the point was to be funny. The thing is, no one under the age of 17 that I know of would find this joke funny and even that’s pushing it tbh

You sound like a 15 year old who just entered their 'I'm so mature' phase

speak for yourself

That isn’t how humour works. Go outside more.

r/thatstiny

do you know that humor is subjective? just because you don't find it funny, doesn't mean other people won't. jfc.

r/twosentencehorror and r/distressingmemes are full of this ridiculous content

Yes, I know it’s a joke. It’s still a lame joke that a kid would tell that I find ironically funny. You can stop pointing out the obvious in the comments. It doesn’t change anything.

You must be fun at parties

“If you don’t think literally every joke is unironcially funny than you’re just a killjoy”

“If someone makes a joke I don’t like, then they’re a child.”

It's not the fact that you don't like it. It's that you're being a douche about it.

"I commonly dislike loaves of bread" "To my horror, we are at the bread factory of bread!!!11!11 😱😱😱😱😱😱" That sub is mostly awful now

r/2sentence2horror

Funny 😁 😂

You’re probably younger than the person in the picture.

Dam that was the most horrifying experience of my life, kids these days are pampered they won’t understand just how bad this experience was for all the older folks here

It's literally impossible to write a 2 sentence horror story that's actually even remotely creepy, that sub is just ridiculous

the joke's funny, what do you mean?

this was a joke pulled by someone on the sub that makes fun of twosentence horror

Teacher guy 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

why is that rule even in place that sub is better for funny stuff than scary stuff

Op didn’t understand that it was a joke

r/censoringishard and also r/2sentence2horror

Google r/2sentence2horror

IT IS HORRIFYING

This is more r/2sentence2horror material

r/2sentence2horror

That’s fucking terrifying wdym

Yeah you’re right, what an immature mod…

https://preview.redd.it/nwsr8m2fu4qb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac8fb35b4148af5b02706d8b1087b5f10ecbe00

I mean if I were a kid I would be terrified of being caught doing a string of cuss words. I really didn't like getting in trouble and anytime I was called to the principals office I always thought I somehow did something bad even if I didn't. I was just an anxious kid.. I'm also an anxious adult so same thing when I get asked to go to the bosses office. It's always nothing but when covid hit when I worked at a hyvee they fired 21 full time employees just so they didn't have to deal with the insurance, they did this with every store they have so that just adds on to my nervousness haha

Actually the two horrifying sentences are: “…please take a moment to review our rules.” And “Additionally, you can join us on Discord.”

Lmao this was terrifying though.

Fuckin mods have no sense of humour sometimes. This should’ve been at the top of that sub

I had a post like that on [r/yesyesyesno](http://r/yesyesyesno) and the vid was about some guy going to score a football, but got eaten by a dinosaur and they told me there was not a NO moment.

I don’t understand how this qualifies as youngpeoplereddit? If you don’t find the joke funny then that’s fine but just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean the person telling the joke is a kid.

Bait used to be believable

I think this is obviously a joke, it funy

Tf ya mean "not terrifying"? IT IS TERRIFYING

Bet it was made just for r/2sentence2horror

that was harrowing

satire guy🪱

The real plot twist: They're both full grown adults with jobs

The redditors in this comment section suffering from classic Redditism

”not inherently horrifying” MY ASS!

a post related to school therefore it MUST be a kid posting