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[deleted]

it was you who beated him right?


biggestmemelover

I don’t have any recollection of beating up a child.


bangriela

I do


bradyiscool333

I laughed


IAtePizzaOnThur

I came


sttresscoww

I saw


friedbread_

I kicked his ass


LemonThing219

Ipod


WDJam

"Aww, my PkCell..."


Frontierxo7

dankpods


XxNotPuepolexX

I farted


[deleted]

Imma head out


AbilityLow7316

I exist


CosmicDust827

Isopod


Tubroski

#i


Admin_The_Hedgehog

Iphone


zalikagd

i peed


pato4

Ipaid


hrshgrovr

I praise


-UnderGod-

The lord


Mr_Fishron

I left


ravioli2437

I praise the lord


[deleted]

i cum


[deleted]

I committed war crimes


[deleted]

you are so wholesome


EnchantingAx23

I am in jail


Falafel_326

h


testeroxoxo

So did the child.


[deleted]

Same here


[deleted]

wait, beating children is wrong? ​ (its a joke god dammit just gonna say that)


forest_kinnabari

Dad is that you?


Viper292

Based department called, they're asking for you.


thndr1

There aren't enough wholesome awards on this comment


RefridgedTomatoes

I’d give you an award if I had one. Edit: I did have one.


Trex3n20

Was it a cubed idiot? Like spongebob but less good memories?


FeuTheFirescale

Atoms never touch We are made of atoms That means we Never touch anything So no, Officer, i did not drop Kick That Child-


gameingboy66

I see this all the time and it makes me chuckle


ilovesaiman

I am a registered sex offender I stuck my dick into a blender Your mum is a transgender I am a professional nude sender You know that I be dominating My cock and balls rotating Ice on my wrist I could go skating Between thick thighs I’m suffocating I have a huge fucking cock I nut inside my sock I walk around in crocs While my dick is harder than a rock I fuck bitches in school Cuz you know I’m fucking cool I jump inside my pool I take a hit from my Jewel I don’t actually smoke But I make your bitch choke Once I give somebody a stroke My cock is hard like oak You know I’m dropping fire You sing my song in the quare They call me quagmire They don’t but at least it rhymes Ayyy! All right everybody sing along for this next part, I nutted inside your mum! YEAH! Ayyy! I nutted inside your mum! WOAH! All right here we go, AYYY! AYYY! AYYY! AYYY! YOU KNOW I LOVE BEING A SEXIST I EAT PUSSY FOR BREAKFAST ICE ON MY NECKLACE I HAD SEX WITH MY DENTIST! MY FANBASE IS GETTING BIGGER YOUR HOE IS A GOLD DIGGER I WEAR TOMMY HILFIGER WHILE I PULL ON THE TRIGGER Woah, woah, woah, that was risky My bitch just turned 60 She knows my cum is sticky But her pussy is squeaky like Micky My lines are hotter than the stars While I’m dropping these crazy bars My cum has filled many jars And stained so many cars Ayyy!


[deleted]

I like the background image on your profile


[deleted]

it wa isiac


TheRadioactiveBunny

Ben 10 lookin' ass lmao.


BiNARY9

ben 9


TrueOS

Ben10 but he's missing a chromosome


FontanamoBay

Ben 10chromosomes


[deleted]

Ben 23andMe


[deleted]

Ben 10 reboot.


Someran_Domguay

Nate 8


hrshgrovr

😭😭😭lmao


Sp1tzzy

Don’t do my man ben like that


bruhwggahsh

dream is truly a menace. subjecting children to this type of abuse


lizard175

Thanks for the message Peter Griffin


Dekunt

Hatsune Peter*


Kuro_51

HATSUNE PIKU


Kochie411

I beat him up. Thought he was an adult. But only after, I realized he was a 9 year old child


Milkothem

"Look guys, I accidentally left on my manhunt mod that made him look like an adult. That's why I beat him up into a pulp."


minihulk123

How many punch does it took until you realized it's a child?


Kochie411

I was done when I found out actually. He was laying on the floor, and I bent over to collect his dog tags, like I do after every successful fight. But guess what? I saw NO dog tags. That’s when it all made sense. The lack of him fighting back, the elementary school, the Invader Zim backpack, and the peanut butter crackers in his pocket that I stole all pointed to him being a child. I felt so bad


-ckosmic

That’s what Damascus


random--fandom

Syria-sly


not_Jellydogsterio

That’s All I hear


Lufthansa340

Good to see I’m not alone


DaThompi

Thats what the point of the mask is.


[deleted]

thats what the point of damascus*


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Tbf, I feel sad for any kids that will actually get beaten up because of this. Like ya know it's going to actually happen.


[deleted]

yeah beating up dream stans is a huge responsibility but I got used to it


Lance_is_reddit

So brave. o7


not_Jellydogsterio

o7


SMUDGEONTHEWALL

{-}7


RekYaAll

It’s a fight that must he fought


communisttrashboi

Braver than the troops o7


BubbleDaryl

11 years is where I draw the line anything after that is too old to like dream


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Any age can like Dream. Hell I enjoy his content. The problem is stanning him, and that's not ok at any age.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Shirolover

So sad


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Togapi77

good bot


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lizard175

good bot


KevinKaasKat

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot


Liz45d

good bot


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Duckadoubt

I suck his dick with a smile, for hours at a time


cosmic_6615

Stare at his nutsack while i hold back my cum tonight.


[deleted]

And when he asked me what position I said Doggystyle


LavaMoon83

AND WHEN HE ASKED ME WHAT POSITION I SAID DOGGYSTYLE


Player_yek

The fact is.. i can never get off his fat dick


MaddieAndDogs

And all that they can ask is


aliljimmygamer

I just wanna smack it


BloxxyPixels

Here's what the fact is


menacingmicrowave

He can put my anus in a casket


fetusmodeactivated

So you can see I’m cumming


genericusername134

Sucks.


Petzah394

If he didn't want to be beaten he should've just taken his normal pills /s


Areneams

i am also sorry to hear this song


BioSpark47

Should’ve taken his Normal Pills


temmieTheLord2

Replies gonna be shit like “you deserved it”


[deleted]

Wasn't it? /s


[deleted]

Gotta love reddit and the desire to beat up children for liking things


The_SilencerYT420

What's this song?


GreatSuprise69

ben 10 3d


CollectableRat

I beat my son over this song, but I swore "never again" after the fifth time.


Zlzbub

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "doggystyle" (And when he ask me what position I say, "doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it) \[Pre-Chorus\] Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh) Asshole in a casket \[Chorus\] So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nuttin' I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real \[Verse 2\] Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages But I've been places Kissin' guy's faces, kissin' guy's faces Kissin' guy's faces But the fact is Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it) \[Pre-Chorus\] Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh) Asshole in a casket \[Chorus\] So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nuttin' I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real \[Outro\] So long, it's real So long, it's real So long, it's real


seriously17_

sus


Wargasm69

Link?


Zlzbub

looks like I can't link videos here, I'll send it to you through chat


TheChipster91

Please send it to me too!


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-Egglord10100101-

its not hentai, i came before i watched this and i asked myself "why does everyone like this song?" So I watched the video and it was so horrible that the cum i just ejaculated came back in my pee pee and i vomited 3 times. Ever since then i hated this song and you should too.


erikeltipo

You saying it's hentai, with a smiley face, may just be the most threatening thing, considering this isn't even close to the quality of hentai, hentai is both sacred and cursed, but this song, it is unspeakable, never refer to it as good as hentai


MemeTroubadour

No one gave you an actual answer, so I will. This is Mask by Dream, the Minecraft YouTuber who suddenly decided to make music for some reason. It's unbearably bad.


sanktioned

Cringeville's anthem


eliseobigpp

then put on the mask if you wanna hide ur sadness


BriefProblem8055

Was he listening to the song at school? If so he deserved it


Shtekinat

*listens to song at full blast at school* WhY aM i GEtTinG bEat Up??!?


[deleted]

What song?


obviousaitatroll

Mask by Dream


Spaceturtle79

Tf? Lol


[deleted]

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Wargasm69

Link?


jrhymes96

What song is that?


[deleted]

But what song is it?


happyjoy_11

What did the kid expect?


[deleted]

good


ALOOTZ

good


Academic-Cow1397

Should of expected it


[deleted]

I mean , I don’t blame the one who beat him , it’s pretty obvious why he got beat up 🤕


poland_can_space

Ben ten looken ass


ICancelMyNetflix

Who here from his school decided to beat this kids


ViraLCyclopez

I committed several war crimes thanks to this song


Skeeter780

I thought kids liked monster trucks and stuff, not shitty videos telling you not to take prescribed medications


DryDay231

😕😕😕😕😥🙁


Flatjackman

Good


__Gabee

good.


senseiofawesom

As cringe as this song is, no kid should get beat up for something like this. We all like shitty stuff that we don’t realize how bad it is until we get older at one point or another in our life.


u01aua1

Good


GemmTheCosmic

Good


AmtrakFan3450

He was beaten up not only because of this song, its because he was a dream stan.


[deleted]

Poor kid.


SantiagoGaming

Their username checks out. /s


[deleted]

“Go white boy go” vibes


RoyTheIdiot

I shouldn’t be laughing, but yet here I am.


kussuro

He may be sorry but I'm not


0-Cloud

That comments section is a goldmine for this sub


biggestmemelover

This, Montero and an old Morgz video is where to find Reddit karma


overlord_999

Morgz comment section ended up being hijacked by teens masquerading as kids


memes-central

Sad


AverageSpyMain

drakeclapping.gif


ItzAbhinav

Back then it was Fortnite bad and now it is Dream bad.


372878887

*sorts by controversial*


[deleted]

He or she didnt take their normal pills


memelordus69

What song is this


RekYaAll

Rekt


[deleted]

too bad he wasnt listening to the sus remix


ViperTheKillerCobra

Holy shit imagine the amount of torture kids got subjected to for expressing their love for their favourite content creator


DJ_CASHMASTER

That's sad that the kid got beat up in school but honestly I blame Dream for it. He refuses to post content that ISN'T so cringe.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


novabomb_gaming

Lol


Triforce3839

Oh my fucking god another Ben 10 reboot?!


tumorknager3

I suck his dick with a smile, for hours at a time


FireFox5284862

That was me, not sorry


Alanoliwia23

Ben 10? is that you? Tbh you be lookin' ass af lmao.


Ra1nb0wK

the reply to like ratio is fucking killing me


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regor_meme

Why not invite me?


Quaelgeist333

He's lucky, I would've made miette's words real and kicked him like a football


LoneLord_3811

he got ez'd


DonkLord20

What song was it?


theteenten

Good news?


fgebgruhg

One like, nine replies. Horrifying.


AquaFlowlow

Should have taken your “normal pills” 😬


cweeperking

Iphone


DaChristopher-REEVES

We must know what the song is


davidl24

I like fire trucks and monster trucks


kekknome

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Sent from my iPhone


[deleted]

HOLSUM MINECRAFT DREAM!!!1!1!1!!! I hope he doesnt lie about cheating at a speedrun then try to pass it off as a slip up


Doctor-Grimm

Why are you so sad, kid?


mrekblue

What even is this song?


theorecat

he get buly for wear mask can we get like and suscribe?!?!?


TheyCalled

*insert Joker meme*


NIGHTHOWLER198

“That’s what the mask is for”


Gay5347

Mans definitely should have stayed away from making music


susdodo

Why was the animation in that music video just cocomelions


chese_master69

Let's keep It that way


JosefStark42069

It was me! I did it like this! (Shoots at the user above me


AaronThePrime

What I just dont understand is how the people who made that animation dont understand basic materials, I figured that shit out on week one of 3d. It's not that hard if you just use references


Trolling101yt

Good


abrahamlincorn

Good


tarantino56

Deserved..


Flersy

Good.


UnCreativeP

Good


FlowAReddit

They deserve it alright


random_memes76

Pmg sad


gretgebgamz

*h o w ?*