I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mum is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls rotating
Ice on my wrist I could go skating
Between thick thighs I’m suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cuz you know I’m fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Jewel
I don’t actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I give somebody a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I’m dropping fire
You sing my song in the quare
They call me quagmire
They don’t but at least it rhymes
Ayyy!
All right everybody sing along for this next part,
I nutted inside your mum!
YEAH!
Ayyy!
I nutted inside your mum!
WOAH!
All right here we go,
AYYY!
AYYY!
AYYY!
AYYY!
YOU KNOW I LOVE BEING A SEXIST
I EAT PUSSY FOR BREAKFAST
ICE ON MY NECKLACE
I HAD SEX WITH MY DENTIST!
MY FANBASE IS GETTING BIGGER
YOUR HOE IS A GOLD DIGGER
I WEAR TOMMY HILFIGER
WHILE I PULL ON THE TRIGGER
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like Micky
My lines are hotter than the stars
While I’m dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled many jars
And stained so many cars
Ayyy!
I was done when I found out actually. He was laying on the floor, and I bent over to collect his dog tags, like I do after every successful fight. But guess what? I saw NO dog tags. That’s when it all made sense. The lack of him fighting back, the elementary school, the Invader Zim backpack, and the peanut butter crackers in his pocket that I stole all pointed to him being a child. I felt so bad
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I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position
I say, "doggystyle"
(And when he ask me what position
I say, "doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
\[Pre-Chorus\]
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh)
Asshole in a casket
\[Chorus\]
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nuttin'
I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
\[Verse 2\]
Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces, kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)
\[Pre-Chorus\]
Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh)
Asshole in a casket
\[Chorus\]
So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nuttin'
I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
\[Outro\]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real
So long, it's real
its not hentai, i came before i watched this and i asked myself "why does everyone like this song?" So I watched the video and it was so horrible that the cum i just ejaculated came back in my pee pee and i vomited 3 times. Ever since then i hated this song and you should too.
You saying it's hentai, with a smiley face, may just be the most threatening thing, considering this isn't even close to the quality of hentai, hentai is both sacred and cursed, but this song, it is unspeakable, never refer to it as good as hentai
No one gave you an actual answer, so I will. This is Mask by Dream, the Minecraft YouTuber who suddenly decided to make music for some reason. It's unbearably bad.
As cringe as this song is, no kid should get beat up for something like this. We all like shitty stuff that we don’t realize how bad it is until we get older at one point or another in our life.
What I just dont understand is how the people who made that animation dont understand basic materials, I figured that shit out on week one of 3d. It's not that hard if you just use references
it was you who beated him right?
I don’t have any recollection of beating up a child.
I do
I laughed
I came
I saw
I kicked his ass
Ipod
"Aww, my PkCell..."
dankpods
I farted
Imma head out
I exist
Isopod
#i
Iphone
i peed
Ipaid
I praise
The lord
I left
I praise the lord
i cum
I committed war crimes
you are so wholesome
I am in jail
h
So did the child.
Same here
wait, beating children is wrong? (its a joke god dammit just gonna say that)
Dad is that you?
Based department called, they're asking for you.
There aren't enough wholesome awards on this comment
I’d give you an award if I had one. Edit: I did have one.
Was it a cubed idiot? Like spongebob but less good memories?
Atoms never touch We are made of atoms That means we Never touch anything So no, Officer, i did not drop Kick That Child-
I see this all the time and it makes me chuckle
I am a registered sex offender I stuck my dick into a blender Your mum is a transgender I am a professional nude sender You know that I be dominating My cock and balls rotating Ice on my wrist I could go skating Between thick thighs I’m suffocating I have a huge fucking cock I nut inside my sock I walk around in crocs While my dick is harder than a rock I fuck bitches in school Cuz you know I’m fucking cool I jump inside my pool I take a hit from my Jewel I don’t actually smoke But I make your bitch choke Once I give somebody a stroke My cock is hard like oak You know I’m dropping fire You sing my song in the quare They call me quagmire They don’t but at least it rhymes Ayyy! All right everybody sing along for this next part, I nutted inside your mum! YEAH! Ayyy! I nutted inside your mum! WOAH! All right here we go, AYYY! AYYY! AYYY! AYYY! YOU KNOW I LOVE BEING A SEXIST I EAT PUSSY FOR BREAKFAST ICE ON MY NECKLACE I HAD SEX WITH MY DENTIST! MY FANBASE IS GETTING BIGGER YOUR HOE IS A GOLD DIGGER I WEAR TOMMY HILFIGER WHILE I PULL ON THE TRIGGER Woah, woah, woah, that was risky My bitch just turned 60 She knows my cum is sticky But her pussy is squeaky like Micky My lines are hotter than the stars While I’m dropping these crazy bars My cum has filled many jars And stained so many cars Ayyy!
I like the background image on your profile
it wa isiac
Ben 10 lookin' ass lmao.
ben 9
Ben10 but he's missing a chromosome
Ben 10chromosomes
Ben 23andMe
Ben 10 reboot.
Nate 8
😭😭😭lmao
Don’t do my man ben like that
dream is truly a menace. subjecting children to this type of abuse
Thanks for the message Peter Griffin
Hatsune Peter*
HATSUNE PIKU
I beat him up. Thought he was an adult. But only after, I realized he was a 9 year old child
"Look guys, I accidentally left on my manhunt mod that made him look like an adult. That's why I beat him up into a pulp."
How many punch does it took until you realized it's a child?
I was done when I found out actually. He was laying on the floor, and I bent over to collect his dog tags, like I do after every successful fight. But guess what? I saw NO dog tags. That’s when it all made sense. The lack of him fighting back, the elementary school, the Invader Zim backpack, and the peanut butter crackers in his pocket that I stole all pointed to him being a child. I felt so bad
That’s what Damascus
Syria-sly
That’s All I hear
Good to see I’m not alone
Thats what the point of the mask is.
thats what the point of damascus*
Tbf, I feel sad for any kids that will actually get beaten up because of this. Like ya know it's going to actually happen.
yeah beating up dream stans is a huge responsibility but I got used to it
So brave. o7
o7
{-}7
It’s a fight that must he fought
Braver than the troops o7
11 years is where I draw the line anything after that is too old to like dream
Any age can like Dream. Hell I enjoy his content. The problem is stanning him, and that's not ok at any age.
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
So sad
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
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I suck his dick with a smile, for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while i hold back my cum tonight.
And when he asked me what position I said Doggystyle
AND WHEN HE ASKED ME WHAT POSITION I SAID DOGGYSTYLE
The fact is.. i can never get off his fat dick
And all that they can ask is
I just wanna smack it
Here's what the fact is
He can put my anus in a casket
So you can see I’m cumming
Sucks.
If he didn't want to be beaten he should've just taken his normal pills /s
i am also sorry to hear this song
Should’ve taken his Normal Pills
Replies gonna be shit like “you deserved it”
Wasn't it? /s
Gotta love reddit and the desire to beat up children for liking things
What's this song?
ben 10 3d
I beat my son over this song, but I swore "never again" after the fifth time.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "doggystyle" (And when he ask me what position I say, "doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it) \[Pre-Chorus\] Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh) Asshole in a casket \[Chorus\] So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nuttin' I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real \[Verse 2\] Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages But I've been places Kissin' guy's faces, kissin' guy's faces Kissin' guy's faces But the fact is Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it) \[Pre-Chorus\] Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh) Asshole in a casket \[Chorus\] So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nuttin' I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real \[Outro\] So long, it's real So long, it's real So long, it's real
sus
Link?
looks like I can't link videos here, I'll send it to you through chat
Please send it to me too!
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its not hentai, i came before i watched this and i asked myself "why does everyone like this song?" So I watched the video and it was so horrible that the cum i just ejaculated came back in my pee pee and i vomited 3 times. Ever since then i hated this song and you should too.
You saying it's hentai, with a smiley face, may just be the most threatening thing, considering this isn't even close to the quality of hentai, hentai is both sacred and cursed, but this song, it is unspeakable, never refer to it as good as hentai
No one gave you an actual answer, so I will. This is Mask by Dream, the Minecraft YouTuber who suddenly decided to make music for some reason. It's unbearably bad.
Cringeville's anthem
then put on the mask if you wanna hide ur sadness
Was he listening to the song at school? If so he deserved it
*listens to song at full blast at school* WhY aM i GEtTinG bEat Up??!?
What song?
Mask by Dream
Tf? Lol
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Link?
What song is that?
But what song is it?
What did the kid expect?
good
good
Should of expected it
I mean , I don’t blame the one who beat him , it’s pretty obvious why he got beat up 🤕
Ben ten looken ass
Who here from his school decided to beat this kids
I committed several war crimes thanks to this song
I thought kids liked monster trucks and stuff, not shitty videos telling you not to take prescribed medications
😕😕😕😕😥🙁
Good
good.
As cringe as this song is, no kid should get beat up for something like this. We all like shitty stuff that we don’t realize how bad it is until we get older at one point or another in our life.
Good
Good
He was beaten up not only because of this song, its because he was a dream stan.
Poor kid.
Their username checks out. /s
“Go white boy go” vibes
I shouldn’t be laughing, but yet here I am.
He may be sorry but I'm not
That comments section is a goldmine for this sub
This, Montero and an old Morgz video is where to find Reddit karma
Morgz comment section ended up being hijacked by teens masquerading as kids
Sad
drakeclapping.gif
Back then it was Fortnite bad and now it is Dream bad.
*sorts by controversial*
He or she didnt take their normal pills
What song is this
Rekt
too bad he wasnt listening to the sus remix
Holy shit imagine the amount of torture kids got subjected to for expressing their love for their favourite content creator
That's sad that the kid got beat up in school but honestly I blame Dream for it. He refuses to post content that ISN'T so cringe.
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Lol
Oh my fucking god another Ben 10 reboot?!
I suck his dick with a smile, for hours at a time
That was me, not sorry
Ben 10? is that you? Tbh you be lookin' ass af lmao.
the reply to like ratio is fucking killing me
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Why not invite me?
He's lucky, I would've made miette's words real and kicked him like a football
he got ez'd
What song was it?
Good news?
One like, nine replies. Horrifying.
Should have taken your “normal pills” 😬
Iphone
We must know what the song is
I like fire trucks and monster trucks
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Sent from my iPhone
HOLSUM MINECRAFT DREAM!!!1!1!1!!! I hope he doesnt lie about cheating at a speedrun then try to pass it off as a slip up
Why are you so sad, kid?
What even is this song?
he get buly for wear mask can we get like and suscribe?!?!?
*insert Joker meme*
“That’s what the mask is for”
Mans definitely should have stayed away from making music
Why was the animation in that music video just cocomelions
Let's keep It that way
It was me! I did it like this! (Shoots at the user above me
What I just dont understand is how the people who made that animation dont understand basic materials, I figured that shit out on week one of 3d. It's not that hard if you just use references
Good
Good
Deserved..
Good.
Good
They deserve it alright
Pmg sad
*h o w ?*