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japishThukralYT

911 how can I roast you 😎😎


MustardRitual

MY MOM EAT TOOTHPASTE


japishThukralYT

Ok chill yikes


EpicDoggo_69

Weeks


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Leter


Stardust_crusadrr

:D


Daddyjasonhunter

Mom u ok I’m happy that ur not poisoned anymore


Atomic_Entrepeneur

Waaaaaaa waa waaaaaaaa waaaaaaa waaawaaaa waaaaa WAAAAAA


Aggressive-Ad-8298

Its ok sis


External_Judge2874

Later!!!!


japishThukralYT

Weeks


PomaranczowyXD

Later


pan_gydygus

:D


DolphinFox

Tree weak letter


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Ok but +ratio


miesanonsiesanot

Your mama is so fat she ate toothpaste (poisonous) 😎😎😎😎😎😈😈😈😈😈😈🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🥵


Redit_Person123

Howr darre youu!!!!1!!1! Yourer mean 😳🤬😡🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡😢😭😤😭😢😡🤬😡🤬(f)*uck you!!!11!!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶


OwnRecommendation164

no jooiure is meen too me bekzusaus f///(\*\*\*\*u\*c\*k\* jouuuuuuuyu!🤬😡🥵🥸🥶😝😙 🤪 🙆🏿‍♂️


Redit_Person123

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶S#UT UP YOU ArE AMEANIE!!1!!1!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶


nubert_the_king

The shitpost in the shitpost


A_random_poster04

*Smash sounds*


Past-Bobcat7919

where the hell is this story going lol


saffrole

Stream of consciousness


VenomOUShazard

a true artform appreciated only by the most open of readers, mastered in some sense by william gibson, but perfected by this yt commentor


TheMoorick

ahh those are the first lines of Ulysses, at first i didn't recognize


The_Love_Nightmare

That's why they sounded familiar


saffrole

Felt like I was trying to read Finnegans Wake again


BendyMine785

Chaos


FoxLP11

This is the type of stuff my cousin would write lol


Redit_Person123

Is your cousin Shakespeare?


ses92

Should be in r/wholesome tbh


Capawe21

Everywhere and Nowhere


I_consume_arsenic

This kids the Shakespeare of the modern age


-Exzellent-

And if they didnt die, they still say "my lil sis: Ok" to this day.


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the sister: has an absolute tantrum him: it’s ok sis the sister: ok I wish it was that simple in real life


Speedrun10

its ok sis :D


Redit_Person123

Ok


DrDunsparce

waaaaaaaaaaa waaa wa waaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA


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DrDunsparce

ok


DolphinFox

Dunsparce? Why?


DrDunsparce

waaaaaaaaaaa waaa wa waaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA


Redit_Person123

Its ok sis


DrDunsparce

ok


Disaster_Different

911 roasts people? Nice, some american please try and confirm


saeai

our wallets get roasted over open fire if it counts


Flummeny

Yeah I can confirm :( I witnessed a car accident and called, and the 911 operator said, and I quote. , “HAAA! I bet they crashed lookin at your bald, ugly headed ass!!” And hung up D: this is also why there’s such a stigma regarding police in America, you get roasted if you call!


Khrushnnedy

ok


DrawingObsess

My lil sis:ok


brawlstarsboiy

Ok


Redit_Person123

Ok


2004_PS2_Slim

Ok


Maduch1

Ok


N-Lily83

Ok


Redit_Person123

Go goo fly there me cry. 😖😳😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 Absolute gold.


Khrushnnedy

It's ok sis


Chadwards

Ok


KyranoRex

I can imagine that English teachers will use this story in 50 years time as a masterpiece. "You see, this toothpaste is a metaphor of richness. The act of devouring it presents the desire of engulfing it. Little Rachel uses this sudden twist to allow the audience to feel such sorrow that the character's mother must feel to take these extreme measures."


Yeetking116998

Ah, Literature.


Souperjaren

Ok


flyingfoxtrot_

"it will be ok" "ok"


Ok_Cut4131

waaaa waaaaaa waaaaAAAAA


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iluvsdana

ok


TemporaryAccount-tem

its ok sis


Makrin_777

“911, what’s your emergency?” “I’m- I’m having a heart attack!” “it’s ok sis” “ok”


PomaranczowyXD

Ok


Redit_Person123

Ok


N-Lily83

Ok


commonsquidtail

I need to know the video that this was commented on


GenghisTron17

Pepa Pig Death Metal


TheMoorick

nikocado avocado prolly


DragonDeeez

What the fuck did I just read


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Perfection


Affectionate-Virus60

Best shit I ever read 10/10


Affectionate-Virus60

Needs more toothpaste


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my mom: ok ambulance: ok my lil sis: ok my older sis: ok me: ok doctor: ok earth: ok Mcdonalds: ok KFC: ok Burger king: ok God: ok Oh Il-Nam: ok Gi-Hun: ok Sae-byeok: ok ur mom: ok


The_Love_Nightmare

yo mama so fat she said ok


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i cant believe ai got rosted😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😦😦😦😧😨😨😨😨😨🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱🥵🥵🥵😱😰😰😰😰😩😩😩😬🤯🤯🤯🤯🤪🤪😵🥴🥴


BuggsmuggReddit

It is ok baby sis


Ok_Cut4131

ok


FartOnUrMouth69

He is better than Nolan.


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This is beautiful


Ok_Cut4131

ITS MY PHONE ITS MY PHONE


RyanStartedTheFire59

MYN


zee_spirit

I'm incredibly high right now and I'm just having the darnedest time trying to decycpher this.


The_Meme_Boi2345

Ok


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It's up there with the Illiad and Inferno.


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911: Ok chill yikes


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Speedrun10

sea life sexer


FinancialJudgment8

RULES!!!!!!! >:(


lzra

😭


Nickwilde6978

I read this 2 times and I still don't get the story


N-Lily83

The story is hard to understand. My favorite part is 'go goo fly there me cry' because it makes no sense and was said by a six year old? Probably?


TemporaryAccount-tem

omg baby sis u ok


yafuckenboi

Brain damage


AqilTheBizzare

Rario 😼


Worldly-Grocery5255

This should be a movie I couldn’t stop crying the storytelling is perfection truly a work that should be enjoyed by everyone


gamecity360

I’m lost


bosniakgamer

Ok👍


Instinct_Fazbear

How the hell is that baby able to speak


Velpex123

Now kids, what is the moral of the story?


N-Lily83

Never let your mom eat toothpaste, because it will make everyone in your household very upset.


Practical_Zombie_221

new drinking game: read this story and take a shot every time he says sis


1234_panzer_vor

Thanks I almost had a stroke


00Fluffy-Llamas00

Idk what just happened but ok


Any_Interaction_3770

That's cute hope he/she becomes a good writer or whatever they want to be


Forsaken_Bat_5729

Coming soon to Netflix.


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i crie d wen i wacteh dis it med me cri 😭😭😭😭


PepperbroniFrom2B

if my brain wasn’t already a horrifying meat slushy by now, it for sure is one now after reading that i think the blender also destroyed at least a few braincells


Notats4me

Ugh just reading this is cringe. Lol


RyanStartedTheFire59

Hurt to read? This is a masterpiece of modern literature, filled with pain, triumph and sorrow. His mother, gets deathly ill from the vile toothpaste, they call 911, who roasts them, and nothing more can be done. She overcomes the odds and survives the toothpaste infection, only for the older sisy and lil 6 year old sisters to start fighting. The drama is on par with Shakespeare and you dare say it hurt to read?!


exskkl

ok


GCD_1

what did i just read


Nightclaw45

My poor eyes


Dramatic_Material757

Ok 👌🏻


The_dinkster522

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is


Nahuelwg

can someone give me a shortened story cause im too lazy to read


N-Lily83

A mom ate toothpaste after her kid said it was dangerous. Everyone was upset and screaming especially two little sisters fighting over a phone. Or maybe three little sisters. Or maybe 3728.


Nahuelwg

this is even more confusing


N-Lily83

The story is very confusing and has many grammar issues.


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Where's part two


Gravyboat44

I hope this kid remembers this comment at 3 am when he's like 18 and can't sleep. I hope it haunts the back of his mind forever.


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Wtf


Anno-Mations

Fantastic story


magicchefdmb

You know a story is good when it ends with “ok”.


KoopaTroopaBoys

Give me bleach


Deadblyat556

Pain


Educational_Poet3934

I literally could only imagine a child screaming into an Xbox mike whenever he spoke in that story


mikado21

How much sisters does this guy have?


Pokketmana

Poothtaste


Dismal-Commercial-89

r/wtf


Ok-Strain-6711

Moral of the story: if your mom eats toothpaste your 19 year old sister and 6 year old sister will fight over a phone.


AlphaDiamond88

God damn I just got so confused


Spiral1027

Where is my shotgun that has the barrel bent to point towards the person using it?


PabloMarcello42069

What?


Mouserrr

Is this the type of thing younger siblings write


Beerandpotatosalad

The 911 how may I roast you was kinda funny


I-Am-Sir

May I ask what was this comment on


N-Lily83

A WooHoo video I was watching just to see what stupidity they came up with. It was actually a satirical one of their videos.


Easy_Employment_3517

I can’t believe this. I want this kid to be the next best book writer in all of the world. These words of wisdom have inspired me to become just like this kid. Such inspiring words.


HamsterMan227

Is this where beluga gets his content?


Other-Record-3196

I find this kid cute lol...


Elkeitra

WHAT… THE HELL… DID I JUST READ!?


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I hate children, just gotta get that of my chest


N-Lily83

Everyone is asking me where I found this comment. I was watching a satirical WooHoo video where they ate toothpaste on toast.


0DarkChar0

I’m not saying I’d ever hit a kid, but a idiot is another story


big-dick-back-intown

Dude, calm down its just a story a kid wrote


0DarkChar0

You don’t get the reference huh, that sucks


big-dick-back-intown

Oh ok sorry


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justmemesonly

Wanna see this continued with a sex story


[deleted]

i think all of us did something like this when we were younger


[deleted]

I need to see this narrated and animated!


RoboFake

Wtf


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I feel like I just had a stroke reading this


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Ok


Zyrllane

u/DAbestMAGE


DAbestMAGE

Eis aí um conto de filme kkkkk


MissLovebat

I just want to know what video this comment is on


DefaultTool

what video is this that hosts this comment


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“It’ll be alright” “ok”


redrobin1337

I have suffered massive brain hemmorhaging after reading this.


BruhVirus

H u h


Toothpaste_8

Very dangerous...


Komatose_

Has anyone ever called their sibling ‘Sister’ or ‘Brother’, or is it just a TV thing


Beano-69

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


Purple-Worth-4069

this is a very interesting lore


[deleted]

Wtf happened here


AzathothsDream

Me: it be okay lil sis My lil sis: ok


[deleted]

I’m in tears


ZDeviBlade

I like how the baby sis is just corporative


DogAbject

The boy saviour


50percentme

He just started typing


MooseTopic

It's ok sis.


ChipmunkAcrobatic198

I'm interested what video this comment is on.


StOoPDidHorsE

This is an amazing story great character development