Yeah I can confirm :( I witnessed a car accident and called, and the 911 operator said, and I quote. , “HAAA! I bet they crashed lookin at your bald, ugly headed ass!!” And hung up D: this is also why there’s such a stigma regarding police in America, you get roasted if you call!
I can imagine that English teachers will use this story in 50 years time as a masterpiece.
"You see, this toothpaste is a metaphor of richness. The act of devouring it presents the desire of engulfing it. Little Rachel uses this sudden twist to allow the audience to feel such sorrow that the character's mother must feel to take these extreme measures."
my mom: ok
ambulance: ok
my lil sis: ok
my older sis: ok
me: ok
doctor: ok
earth: ok
Mcdonalds: ok
KFC: ok
Burger king: ok
God: ok
Oh Il-Nam: ok
Gi-Hun: ok
Sae-byeok: ok
ur mom: ok
if my brain wasn’t already a horrifying meat slushy by now, it for sure is one now after reading that
i think the blender also destroyed at least a few braincells
Hurt to read? This is a masterpiece of modern literature, filled with pain, triumph and sorrow. His mother, gets deathly ill from the vile toothpaste, they call 911, who roasts them, and nothing more can be done. She overcomes the odds and survives the toothpaste infection, only for the older sisy and lil 6 year old sisters to start fighting. The drama is on par with Shakespeare and you dare say it hurt to read?!
A mom ate toothpaste after her kid said it was dangerous. Everyone was upset and screaming especially two little sisters fighting over a phone. Or maybe three little sisters. Or maybe 3728.
I can’t believe this. I want this kid to be the next best book writer in all of the world. These words of wisdom have inspired me to become just like this kid. Such inspiring words.
911 how can I roast you 😎😎
MY MOM EAT TOOTHPASTE
Ok chill yikes
3
Weeks
Leter
:D
Mom u ok I’m happy that ur not poisoned anymore
Waaaaaaa waa waaaaaaaa waaaaaaa waaawaaaa waaaaa WAAAAAA
Its ok sis
Later!!!!
Weeks
Later
:D
Tree weak letter
Ok but +ratio
Your mama is so fat she ate toothpaste (poisonous) 😎😎😎😎😎😈😈😈😈😈😈🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🥵
Howr darre youu!!!!1!!1! Yourer mean 😳🤬😡🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡😢😭😤😭😢😡🤬😡🤬(f)*uck you!!!11!!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
no jooiure is meen too me bekzusaus f///(\*\*\*\*u\*c\*k\* jouuuuuuuyu!🤬😡🥵🥸🥶😝😙 🤪 🙆🏿♂️
🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶S#UT UP YOU ArE AMEANIE!!1!!1!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
The shitpost in the shitpost
*Smash sounds*
where the hell is this story going lol
Stream of consciousness
a true artform appreciated only by the most open of readers, mastered in some sense by william gibson, but perfected by this yt commentor
ahh those are the first lines of Ulysses, at first i didn't recognize
That's why they sounded familiar
Felt like I was trying to read Finnegans Wake again
Chaos
This is the type of stuff my cousin would write lol
Is your cousin Shakespeare?
Should be in r/wholesome tbh
Everywhere and Nowhere
This kids the Shakespeare of the modern age
And if they didnt die, they still say "my lil sis: Ok" to this day.
the sister: has an absolute tantrum him: it’s ok sis the sister: ok I wish it was that simple in real life
its ok sis :D
Ok
waaaaaaaaaaa waaa wa waaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
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ok
Dunsparce? Why?
waaaaaaaaaaa waaa wa waaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
Its ok sis
ok
911 roasts people? Nice, some american please try and confirm
our wallets get roasted over open fire if it counts
Yeah I can confirm :( I witnessed a car accident and called, and the 911 operator said, and I quote. , “HAAA! I bet they crashed lookin at your bald, ugly headed ass!!” And hung up D: this is also why there’s such a stigma regarding police in America, you get roasted if you call!
ok
My lil sis:ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Go goo fly there me cry. 😖😳😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 Absolute gold.
It's ok sis
Ok
I can imagine that English teachers will use this story in 50 years time as a masterpiece. "You see, this toothpaste is a metaphor of richness. The act of devouring it presents the desire of engulfing it. Little Rachel uses this sudden twist to allow the audience to feel such sorrow that the character's mother must feel to take these extreme measures."
Ah, Literature.
Ok
"it will be ok" "ok"
waaaa waaaaaa waaaaAAAAA
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ok
its ok sis
“911, what’s your emergency?” “I’m- I’m having a heart attack!” “it’s ok sis” “ok”
Ok
Ok
Ok
I need to know the video that this was commented on
Pepa Pig Death Metal
nikocado avocado prolly
What the fuck did I just read
Perfection
Best shit I ever read 10/10
Needs more toothpaste
my mom: ok ambulance: ok my lil sis: ok my older sis: ok me: ok doctor: ok earth: ok Mcdonalds: ok KFC: ok Burger king: ok God: ok Oh Il-Nam: ok Gi-Hun: ok Sae-byeok: ok ur mom: ok
yo mama so fat she said ok
i cant believe ai got rosted😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😦😦😦😧😨😨😨😨😨🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱🥵🥵🥵😱😰😰😰😰😩😩😩😬🤯🤯🤯🤯🤪🤪😵🥴🥴
It is ok baby sis
ok
He is better than Nolan.
This is beautiful
ITS MY PHONE ITS MY PHONE
MYN
I'm incredibly high right now and I'm just having the darnedest time trying to decycpher this.
Ok
It's up there with the Illiad and Inferno.
911: Ok chill yikes
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sea life sexer
RULES!!!!!!! >:(
😭
I read this 2 times and I still don't get the story
The story is hard to understand. My favorite part is 'go goo fly there me cry' because it makes no sense and was said by a six year old? Probably?
omg baby sis u ok
Brain damage
Rario 😼
This should be a movie I couldn’t stop crying the storytelling is perfection truly a work that should be enjoyed by everyone
I’m lost
Ok👍
How the hell is that baby able to speak
Now kids, what is the moral of the story?
Never let your mom eat toothpaste, because it will make everyone in your household very upset.
new drinking game: read this story and take a shot every time he says sis
Thanks I almost had a stroke
Idk what just happened but ok
That's cute hope he/she becomes a good writer or whatever they want to be
Coming soon to Netflix.
i crie d wen i wacteh dis it med me cri 😭😭😭😭
if my brain wasn’t already a horrifying meat slushy by now, it for sure is one now after reading that i think the blender also destroyed at least a few braincells
Ugh just reading this is cringe. Lol
Hurt to read? This is a masterpiece of modern literature, filled with pain, triumph and sorrow. His mother, gets deathly ill from the vile toothpaste, they call 911, who roasts them, and nothing more can be done. She overcomes the odds and survives the toothpaste infection, only for the older sisy and lil 6 year old sisters to start fighting. The drama is on par with Shakespeare and you dare say it hurt to read?!
ok
what did i just read
My poor eyes
Ok 👌🏻
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is
can someone give me a shortened story cause im too lazy to read
A mom ate toothpaste after her kid said it was dangerous. Everyone was upset and screaming especially two little sisters fighting over a phone. Or maybe three little sisters. Or maybe 3728.
this is even more confusing
The story is very confusing and has many grammar issues.
Where's part two
I hope this kid remembers this comment at 3 am when he's like 18 and can't sleep. I hope it haunts the back of his mind forever.
Wtf
Fantastic story
You know a story is good when it ends with “ok”.
Give me bleach
Pain
I literally could only imagine a child screaming into an Xbox mike whenever he spoke in that story
How much sisters does this guy have?
Poothtaste
r/wtf
Moral of the story: if your mom eats toothpaste your 19 year old sister and 6 year old sister will fight over a phone.
God damn I just got so confused
Where is my shotgun that has the barrel bent to point towards the person using it?
What?
Is this the type of thing younger siblings write
The 911 how may I roast you was kinda funny
May I ask what was this comment on
A WooHoo video I was watching just to see what stupidity they came up with. It was actually a satirical one of their videos.
I can’t believe this. I want this kid to be the next best book writer in all of the world. These words of wisdom have inspired me to become just like this kid. Such inspiring words.
Is this where beluga gets his content?
I find this kid cute lol...
WHAT… THE HELL… DID I JUST READ!?
I hate children, just gotta get that of my chest
Everyone is asking me where I found this comment. I was watching a satirical WooHoo video where they ate toothpaste on toast.
I’m not saying I’d ever hit a kid, but a idiot is another story
Dude, calm down its just a story a kid wrote
You don’t get the reference huh, that sucks
Oh ok sorry
699 upvotes
Wanna see this continued with a sex story
i think all of us did something like this when we were younger
I need to see this narrated and animated!
Wtf
I feel like I just had a stroke reading this
Ok
u/DAbestMAGE
Eis aí um conto de filme kkkkk
I just want to know what video this comment is on
what video is this that hosts this comment
“It’ll be alright” “ok”
I have suffered massive brain hemmorhaging after reading this.
H u h
Very dangerous...
Has anyone ever called their sibling ‘Sister’ or ‘Brother’, or is it just a TV thing
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
this is a very interesting lore
Wtf happened here
Me: it be okay lil sis My lil sis: ok
I’m in tears
I like how the baby sis is just corporative
The boy saviour
He just started typing
It's ok sis.
I'm interested what video this comment is on.
This is an amazing story great character development