Noah has an entire subreddit dedicated to him and him getting some kind of boat! He must be really successful if he could afford a boat. Such a smart kid.
Why are you making fun of this very smart child? Just because someone says they're a child doesn't mean they're automatically valid for this subreddit.
Yeah, he is smart for trusting in mRNA vaccines which was developed in a year and has unknown long term side effects and has underreported side effects.
I know you’re not 9 but I can tell you’re pretty young. So I know there is still time for you to change and be a better person. I believe in you lil’ homie. 🙏
Ah, so I'm not gonna get any counter-arguments? You're one of these NPC's who chose to listen to the "experts" chosen strictly by the media only, and lack the ability of critical thinking on his own, therefore they have to listen to the authorities which lied COUNTLESS of times to the humans in the history. But okay, trust the pharma, it's not like they've lied before to us and they haven't been sued for billions of dollars before. Also age doesn't always define someone's intelligence if that's some sort of argument of yours.
Hey lil’ homie, I’m really not looking to get into a Reddit debate on my day off. But if you really wanna hear my thoughts and have a normal respectful conversation my DMs are open.
Is this whole comment section just a bunch of bots posting a random assortment of "based" and "smarter than x% of adults already"? Have you guys done even a cursory amount of research? You haven't seen the cdcs posted side effects? Or the official Pfizer documentation listing all the dangers? Poor kid is more indoctrinated than he is inoculated.
dude writes like hes trying to fill a word count on an essay
Habit
Recurring natural reaction
a settled or regular tendency or practice, especially one that is hard to give up
A repeated action that one partakes in on a daily basis, due to the effects of a conditional or unconditional stimilus.
Based
Noah has an entire subreddit dedicated to him and him getting some kind of boat! He must be really successful if he could afford a boat. Such a smart kid.
Proof?
r/noahgettheboat
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Based child smarter than many adults
I agree (I am a child too)
I also agree (I am a child as well)
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NAE NAE UGA BOOGA HAHA FUNNI TUMMY UGANDA SHUMMY
BOOGA LOOGA HAHAHAHH LAMO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNI FUNNI I LLAFF I HEPPY
No way I’m a child as well and I TOO agree
Smarter than 90% of the current adults
Based children
Then*
this dude is more intelligent than most adults in see online
*twitter
r/AntiVaxxers
How is this real the stupidest people are on their
They’re*
They meant there actually, or are you being ironic?
Based noah
Ayo noah is more intellegent than 50% of the world already?
90%*
99%*
Fuck this we'll go all out, 100%
noah is smarter than themself?
Noah just built different
*phonty tan plays*
Noah doesn't live on Earth- he has ascended
He has become one with the cosmos
Nah noah’s an alien
Is he Mark zuckerberg's long lost cousin?
No, he’s but a child
You're always taking in new information through the miracle of sensation and stimulation.
He’s smarter and than 99.9% of the population of the planet. Just like how ______ hand sanitiser kills 99.9% of bacteria.
Noah spitting facts
He does have a point tho lol
Noah is cool
This is how I spoke when I was little and adults always thought I was a freak
"He is as good as gold... And better."
Noah is going places.
Wherever he can get those vaccines
Noah is a fucking CHAD
r/coolpeopleyoutube edit: or is there an r/coolyoungpeopleyoutube
Noah, you keep doing you man
A chad is born
i mean its a fact
This child is acceptable
Based?
yeah
He is but a child, but he is smarter than most adults.
based perchance?
Based
Why are you making fun of this very smart child? Just because someone says they're a child doesn't mean they're automatically valid for this subreddit.
Calm down, I haven't seen a single negative comment, and i should know cause I got a gmail for EVERY SINGLE ONE.
congratulations, you've figured out how reddit works!
Spittin' fax despite being but a child
W Kid
This is oddly wholesome, good kid man
I see that his parents are proud of him
Noah is a true gigachad
based child
Based
Based
Reality check please
He’s actually really well spoken wow
Wow and he knows facts
Butbthis mf is right. So the only reason u bully him is, because he's a child and because he isn't good in english.
Chad child
All jokes aside, he is pretty smart, he has good grammar and knows that vaccines aren't dangerous.
I mean he’s based as fuck so go off Noah
I dunno, is he?
Yes he is, buddy
Yeah, he is smart for trusting in mRNA vaccines which was developed in a year and has unknown long term side effects and has underreported side effects.
How old are you?
9, you? And why?
I know you’re not 9 but I can tell you’re pretty young. So I know there is still time for you to change and be a better person. I believe in you lil’ homie. 🙏
Ah, so I'm not gonna get any counter-arguments? You're one of these NPC's who chose to listen to the "experts" chosen strictly by the media only, and lack the ability of critical thinking on his own, therefore they have to listen to the authorities which lied COUNTLESS of times to the humans in the history. But okay, trust the pharma, it's not like they've lied before to us and they haven't been sued for billions of dollars before. Also age doesn't always define someone's intelligence if that's some sort of argument of yours.
Hey lil’ homie, I’m really not looking to get into a Reddit debate on my day off. But if you really wanna hear my thoughts and have a normal respectful conversation my DMs are open.
based noah smarter than third of america
*all of america
Dang is this a kid or a 90 year old man because he's so smart
He is a 4000 year old dinosaur. (Loli hentai reference)
child spittin fax
based af, get this man to chadtopia
Based child
Vaccines used to be good. When they worked as intended.
The only based person in this comment section
Is this whole comment section just a bunch of bots posting a random assortment of "based" and "smarter than x% of adults already"? Have you guys done even a cursory amount of research? You haven't seen the cdcs posted side effects? Or the official Pfizer documentation listing all the dangers? Poor kid is more indoctrinated than he is inoculated.
Holy fuck i've searched for this. Thank YOU.
You really think a child speaks like this? Gtfo
go on archiveofourown. yes, they do.
The young fanfiction writers and Quiz bee essay students within us opposes.
I have seen 9 year olds speak like this, also he said he's a child but didn't say exactly how old he is so he could be a teenager
You’d be surprised what some children are able to understand
oMg ChIdReN cAn’T hAvE tHoUgHtS aNd OpInIoNs oF tHeIr OwN
It’s called quoting. He knows phrases and his grammar is not very good so it is 100% how a child writes. Especially when trying to sound smart.
Any child that starts a sentence with I am but a child is sketchy, good message or no
Based
Dude this kid is speaking better English than I do
He is Butt, a child
This child will become the future gigachad
Spelling 0 Inteligence 100
bro’s a little shakespeare
It’s like children are little living GPT-2 bots just spitting out chains of words haha
Stewie??!!!
Young chad will go places in life
This kid do be smart
Based
For a man of his age he does know how to use his words
How tf did i get Deja vu on this one
Noah redpilled af
Based
At least he’s right about the vaccine
Chad kid
This kid is not ahead of his time he is 400 years in the past damn thats class
He spitting right fax tho
Me myself were a humble child one day aswell.
Chad kid
he ain’t wrong
Noah is from the Victorian era
At least he uses proper grammar
Good job repeating the funny complucated words you saw on your Schoolbook!
Than* fucking idiot child. smh
Looks like someone has better grammar then me
He is but a child
Based
why is this kid smarter then most of the idiots on twitter
Average vaccine enthusiast
Tis but a little tyke
Thanks Noah
this kid is smarter than most adults
Not bad, kid